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Genetically modified corn

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Just a dude & his anus becoming one with nature

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by Jenbirdy

submitted January 8th 2015

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Genetically modified corn
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* Jones could go for some poopcorn *
3 years ago
Chef John has the best recipes on the web.
3 years ago
Nice grass...what is that fescue?
3 years ago
Cornholed!
3 years ago
Ah shucks.
3 years ago
A-maize-ing
3 years ago
Corny puns. You all need to take stalk of your lives
3 years ago
I'm all ears to what ever you have in mind.
3 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/6B8uqaJ.jpg?1
3 years ago
^fking hilarious
3 years ago
Sooooooo that's a corn husker...
3 years ago
You sure he's from Nebraska?
3 years ago
um - where you from agin nixon?
3 years ago
Leavenworth
3 years ago
Close... I little further west.
3 years ago
Omaha! You nigga.
3 years ago
OK... maybe a a bit further west
3 years ago
Scottsbluff?
3 years ago
Flagstaff?
3 years ago
You guys are funny... I'm in Denver.
3 years ago
GO BRONCOS!!
3 years ago
(only know that cuz of south park, im not even sure what kind of ball the broncos are sportsing with..... lacrosse?)
3 years ago
football
3 years ago
send me some weed you fucking bogart...since jerkstore died im pretty sure
3 years ago
lacrosse, wtf.
3 years ago
Have him send you edibles you swamp hippy. I haven't smoked in 5 years and I know that
3 years ago
I protest the broncos too ever since they released Tebow....
3 years ago
Fucking Old Man Manning just isn't going to cut it.
3 years ago
yes, i seriously thought lacrosse was that much of a national sport that it would get referenced on SP and i really have never heard of the broncos inb any other context..... zomfg....

#smartestguyintheroom
3 years ago
well, he kinda is.
3 years ago
Send weed... hahaha are you sure you can afford my mark up?
3 years ago
Getting rid of tebow was the smartest move they made.
3 years ago
ONE BOTTLE OF HATERADE PLEASE!!
3 years ago
probably couldn't afford it with out the markup :(
3 years ago
pretty sure the kids in south park played football, hence the south park cows. Go bitch somewhere else.
3 years ago
the broncos reference is at the end of the bin laden/ afghanistan episode that aired soon after 9/11 and does not relate to the cows at all.

also, how was i bitching?

wait, dont answer, your opinion is wholly.....
3 years ago
Bird, you and I had a convo about lacrosse a while back. The native americans where I grew up have been playing it since the 12 century. Plus Syracuse University has won more NCAA Div. 1 lacrosse championships than any other school.
3 years ago
sorry shark, i dont think that was me.
3 years ago
Maybe it wasn't. I talked to somebody about lacrosse here, now I don't remember who it was.
3 years ago
So this is what rollo does in his spare time. Explains a lot.
3 years ago
Looks slightly more entertaining than obsessing over me on the internet
3 years ago
Slightly more entertaininng?

I realise that an ear of corn in your ass is like tossing a hot dog down a hallway, so maybe you need something bigger?
3 years ago
You've spent waaay to much time obsessing over me today already. What's next, gonna "dox" me?
3 years ago
both of you need to split the gates of Hell.
3 years ago
or just fuck already
3 years ago
no shit. Those two faggots are so stupid, they'd fuck, record it, and forget their MS sign. wow.
3 years ago
Go back to bed, punky
3 years ago
I'm still drunk as fuck, so don't pick on me, pleeease. 8)
3 years ago
IS PUNKY TRYING TO RIFF ON ME????????

You motherless, sack of shit!!!!!!
3 years ago
settle down, Nancy boy.
3 years ago
SHUT IT YOU BEER CHALLENGE FAIL FAGGOT 8(
3 years ago
OUT DO ME, FAGGOT.



WE'LL ALL BE WAITING, YOU WALMART LOOKIN NIGGER.
3 years ago
SUCK IT, BAG-BOY!!!

8======D~~~
3 years ago
METH-FACED, PUFFY-VESTED, SPAM-FAGGOT!
3 years ago
*d8)€==D~


get it right, negro. 8)
3 years ago
MINE'S LONGER, SHRIMP-DICK!! YOUR "CLAIMS" OF A NINER ARE (FAKE) NOT REAL
3 years ago
8===========D~~~
3 years ago
god...8(
3 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/vcQwwSq.gif
3 years ago
See what wearing capris does to you, Seagull
3 years ago
also ?
3 years ago
Its healthier than eating it.
3 years ago
How do you figure?
3 years ago
Does it make the lutein and zeaxanthin kick in faster or something?
3 years ago
Corn has no nutrients. Its shit food.
3 years ago
boring
3 years ago
nice jpg, though. 8)
3 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CEgh8TUlpQc
3 years ago
dude..what's wrong with you? You're a loose cannon lately.
3 years ago
you've always got somethin' to say, and prove, Sprinkless. It's like, you stalk everyone's comments, until you feel like you should say something that's not funny. I don't get it. 8/
3 years ago
OH...AND TRUST ME....I KNOW WHATS NOT FUNNY...BECAUSE IM NOT FUNNY. 8(
3 years ago
damn, called a loose cannon by punky.....PUNKY
3 years ago
well...I'm trying to be a good user these days. I'm sick of fighting, and spammin' up the place.
3 years ago
Yeah, right lol
3 years ago
I NEVER....


https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6d4fKpnafhM
3 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CEgh8TUlpQc
3 years ago
•••••••••
3 years ago
If science has taught us anything it is that we will postulate after the corn has been inserted he will puke up whole/undigested kernels later...

3 years ago
Behold... the power of corn!!!
3 years ago
We call it maize....
3 years ago
Keep talking, I'm all ears
3 years ago
I bet your voice is smooth as silk
3 years ago
Just like Leonard Cohen
3 years ago
Keep it up and imma stalk you
3 years ago
That's one way to pop it.

* toolman961 is either talking about corn, or his butt cherry *
3 years ago
why the fuck do you keep on bringing up your bumbum all the time???
3 years ago
Ewwww
3 years ago
Because it's such a nice bumbum.
3 years ago
it sure is
3 years ago
considering your age
3 years ago
so no homo
3 years ago
So you're the type of drunk that gets gay when he's had too much. Wonderful, bird.
3 years ago
and I wasn't literally speaking of my cherry, I was speaking of the person in the picture.
3 years ago
pretty sure that cherry got plucked during your coke years
3 years ago
Almost
3 years ago
that is how you get e coli from vegetables
3 years ago
Its also how you get corn in your poop
3 years ago
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