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I Didn't Choose the Thug Life

... The thug life chose me.

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by Heather

submitted January 7th 2015

85 comments
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I Didn't Choose the Thug Life
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You don't have any cigars, do you Heather?
3 years ago
sorry, I quit.
3 years ago
upvote for the whunu tag
3 years ago
should be a slav tag in there too though
3 years ago
<---- best title writer evrar
3 years ago
haters everywhere
3 years ago
sup heathbar
3 years ago
:(
3 years ago
<3
3 years ago
just watching Jurassic park 3 in my pjs and thinking about what I should eat next
3 years ago
i recommend Skittles
3 years ago
Those movies have just got worse and worse.
3 years ago
fuck a skittle!
3 years ago
Just wait fir the final pos jurassic park film.
3 years ago
i would but theyre so small :(
3 years ago
now we're hating on jurassic park? whats next? puppies and charitable donations?!
3 years ago
jeez
3 years ago
i watch the series pretty often cause my son loves dinosaurs
3 years ago
who the fuck doesn't love dinosaurs?
3 years ago
Just sayin jurassic world is goinf to be trash
3 years ago
No, the first one was good. They should have stopped after that. Now it's just recycled plots and CGI.
3 years ago
troglodytes and haters, that's who
3 years ago
yeah the first movie of any series is usually the best
3 years ago
the one with jullianne moore where jeff goldbloom had a black daughter for some reason was kinda wierd....
3 years ago
the second one, they show that one the least on cable
3 years ago
like they were just trying to be edgy for no reasons


the dinosaurs are the stars you fuking faggots!
3 years ago
And there's a new one - Jurassic World. Gee, I wonder what's going to happen?
3 years ago
as long as there are dinos, I will watch.
3 years ago
I just wish they would do something different. Like...I don't know...dinosaurs taking over the world or something. Learning how to drive cars and make porn.
3 years ago
Now that's a good idea.
3 years ago
I'm only arguing for arguments sake, they're pretty corny. but I also still love them.
3 years ago
and IF there were islands inhabited with dinos, you WOULD still have assholes going there, even if people kept dying
3 years ago
hte one with newman' and sam jackson's the best.....goddam,n newman!

he makes a great villian
3 years ago
you are drunk
3 years ago
i may or may not have been drinking tonight
3 years ago
lol
3 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/7HTlmKT.gif
3 years ago
newman!
* jrob2020 raises fist *
3 years ago
Look at the pic, he's going "HELLO, JROB!"
3 years ago
whatever you do don't turn on the people choice awards, it's torture.
3 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/IQcTij3.jpg
3 years ago
severum's mom is a mexican prostitute,fact
3 years ago
his dad was a spanish pimp
3 years ago
still our blackest president ever
3 years ago
Clinton is a G.
3 years ago
at least he wouldnt let that pissant pooty poot push him around
3 years ago
Lamest. Sub. Ever.
3 years ago
Yea rollo shit sub
3 years ago
Cunt.
3 years ago
* JamesTKirk crouches *
3 years ago
so much hostility!
3 years ago
hilldog didnt take this picture..she was off lapping on some pussy that dyke
3 years ago
How do you think palin came into play....
3 years ago
id lap on that palin's box
3 years ago
You'd lap particulate soil on a colloidal suspension.
3 years ago
Creative. Well done.
3 years ago
Thanks lol
3 years ago
Who's lol and why are you thanking him?
3 years ago
lol as in laughning out loud, Sprinks.
3 years ago
mako doesn't comprehend humor
3 years ago
Apprently you're the one that doesn't comprehend it, shitkicker.
3 years ago
sure buddy...
3 years ago
If you don't understand, I'll be perfectly happy to do that for ya, my friend.
3 years ago
sure thing pal
3 years ago
Okay, fine, which part didn't you understand?
3 years ago
dude you have some sort of serious brain disorder and should be heavily medicated at all times
3 years ago
I see, so because you didn't understand what I was saying, you think that constitutes a mental disorder. Is that like a Texas thing, or...?
3 years ago
yeah..
3 years ago
Oh okay, I just wanted to be sure.
3 years ago
* jrob2020 jams screwdriver in eyesocket *
3 years ago
Don't do that, that hurts!
* Mako calls 911 for his buddy jrob. *
3 years ago
I didnt choose the thug life , it chose me
3 years ago
The thug life choo-choo-choosed me
3 years ago
'look in the tunk'

(I think he means trunk)
3 years ago
HI SUPER NINTENDO CHALMERS!!
3 years ago
if you look closely, you can see the exact moment his heart breaks in two
3 years ago
I'M LEARNDING!
3 years ago
Stop making typos, you made me make one on the thread up there ^
3 years ago
uhm... not a single one in this thread shark.

you ever heard of someone named ralph wiggum?
3 years ago
in fairness my last one was bart referencing ralph, I was trying to stay true to the episode
3 years ago
Understandable.
3 years ago
me fail reference thread? that's unpossible!!
3 years ago
you are so smrt! S-M-R-T!
3 years ago
i had some Homer boxers with that on them
3 years ago
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