points: 12

Never let

...your admiral use power tools! They attack with full power.

featuredmuchoers gone wild

by JamesTKirk

submitted January 4th 2015

122 comments
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Barely a scratch, tis just a flesh wound
3 years ago
Nice carpet. What is that, blue
3 years ago
It's gonna be red once all that blood covers it and they can't get the stains out.
3 years ago
That would be an area rug.
3 years ago
I feel like area rugs should have designs, like horrible flowers or stripes
3 years ago
Like i am gonna do that with kids. You have no clue, barracks dweller.
3 years ago
Not so much barracks, bit larger/fenced in yard/ ect ect. People totally have decorative rugs even with kids. Aren't yours like 20 any way
3 years ago
Barracks.
3 years ago
Well since barracks is "building used to house soldiers", most all of western washington is barracks
3 years ago
Case rested.
3 years ago
Back to admiral now, eh?
3 years ago
Paper pusher.
3 years ago
I only go down to captain when I'd need to fly a ship...
3 years ago
*on the
3 years ago
I've got a buddy here in town that owns his own carpet cleaning business. I'll email you his info when I get home.

* PunkyBruiser climbs behind his cardboard fort *
3 years ago
Just spray a little hydrogen peroxide on it, it'll be good as new. I swear I buy that shit by the gallon
3 years ago
huh?
3 years ago
weird
3 years ago
Hydrogen peroxide has gotten me out of so many jambs it's not even funny anymore.
3 years ago
Toaster, maybe you should quit bleeding everywhere.
3 years ago
I was referring to the actual dirt stains on his carpet.
3 years ago
I don't know how many times I've been "fuck these undies are RuINED" or towel... bedding, what ever. spray a little peroxide BAM all good
3 years ago
That's the fucking light, punky. Jesus.
3 years ago
I buy peroxide in bulk too, perfect stain remover for clothes
3 years ago
Does it actually remove everything that makes the stain or is it simply making it invisible to the eye ?
3 years ago
blood foams the fuck right up. They're not kidding, negro.
3 years ago
as for typical dirt stains?..dunno....haven't tried it yet.
3 years ago
Just watching adverts for Vanish and when they rinse it off it doesnt discolour water and usually when you wash clothes and fabric in washing powder the fact that it discolours the water is proof its cleaned things
3 years ago
So is Vanish merely hiding the stain
3 years ago
it all depends on how many drinks you've had. 8P
3 years ago
50/50 mix of peroxide and dawn dish soap will remove almost any organic stain
3 years ago
First work on ink, you should use rubbing alcohol for that
3 years ago
*doesn't work on ink
3 years ago
Or just don't have kids. Best stain remover there is.
3 years ago
Or have kids and let someone else bring them up
3 years ago
Grinder? How the fuck did you do that with a grinder?
3 years ago
grinder = sandwich
3 years ago
he must have been eating
3 years ago
And my question still stands.
3 years ago
It kicked back and got out of my hand. Plus I removed that pesky safety shield.
3 years ago
I could go for a sandwich
3 years ago
Oh, hand-held grinder?
3 years ago
I could go for a sandwich too.

Toaster, make me a sandwich.
3 years ago
If you bring me some bread, consider it done
3 years ago
Yes, an angle grinder. Makita to,be exact.
3 years ago
Air or electric powered?
3 years ago
Electric. I was in my shop in the basement cutting those metal shelving grids for a closet.
3 years ago
Smerf, I don't think they make air powered angle grinders. Not enough rpm's from air, I don't think.
3 years ago
You used an angle grinder to cut metal shelving?
3 years ago
Ahhhhhh.... Yawn..... ahhhhh.....

http://www.ohiopowertool.com/P-3005-cs-unitec-5-pneumatic-angle-grinder-l-1509-air.aspx?CA_6C15C=583280958
3 years ago
Right, and I'm sure Kirk is gonna use a seven hundred dollar grinder to cut metal shelving. Sure.
3 years ago
It has a cut off blade on it!
3 years ago
Plus that grinder puts out 6500 RPM? Wimpy. An electric Makita grinder spins 10,500 RPM.
3 years ago
back to smerf's question... how do you get the back of your leg from an angle grinder? I can only assume Bob Villa caliber craft skills?
3 years ago
That's why it pays to RTFM sometimes.
3 years ago
When it kicked, it left my hand and I tried to catch it only to knock it behind me...hence the back of my leg.
3 years ago
next time just hire illegal labor.
3 years ago
You don't even have to pay them. What are they going to do.. sue you?
3 years ago
I don't think so...
3 years ago
That's the ticket!
3 years ago
Touché, mr president.
3 years ago
You don't get to our level of leadership without knowing a few tricks.
3 years ago
Mako: http://www.harborfreight.com/4-inch-air-angle-grinder-95504.html

I had to go look. My angle grinder is electric; it's my cutoff tool that's air powered.
3 years ago
Should have called someone who's experienced with tools, like a toolman for instance.


8)
3 years ago
Sooooo...do you wax or nair your legs?
3 years ago
*and your...
3 years ago
I have very little hair body hair.
3 years ago
8|
3 years ago
That's because you shave it with a bench grinder.
3 years ago
WAHHHH I SCRATCHED MYSELF WITH A PUSSY ASS MAKITA. BETTER POST IT ON MUCHO BECAUSE IM A HUUUGE ASS FAGGOT AS ALWAYS.
3 years ago
I didn't know you were a fag?
3 years ago
Learn something new every day....
3 years ago
Really reaching for that one Nixon.
3 years ago
At least try and be original.
3 years ago
Christ, fucking spearchuckers are loud on the Internet, too.
3 years ago
I reach for nothing
3 years ago
Haha, the rage is strong in the brother.
3 years ago
That's cause you're dead, Nixon.
3 years ago
Its pretty obvious you're flexing your fucking calve. You aren't buff Kirk.
3 years ago
Umm, ok, Holmes.
3 years ago
Fatso
3 years ago
Thanks?
3 years ago
Stop trying to act cool towards are insults faggot. Let me hear your redundant comeback.
3 years ago
"Are" your insults ours? Or yours?
3 years ago
Sorry, I meant "our". Typo.
3 years ago
its not a typo
3 years ago
Fuck the redundant comment, I want to hear the redneck comments, they're much funnier.
3 years ago
uppity nig-nog poking his coonface back in here
3 years ago
I can see you're still one of my biggest fans Billy Bob Thorton.
3 years ago
he just hates squadders
3 years ago
And...that's a permanent runoff.
2 years ago
+10 pts for jawlz
4 months ago
WWYD
FUCK YOU!
NO SIGN!



That's what yak would have done.
3 years ago
You're so nasty to me, tooly.
3 years ago
I asked myself, WWYD=What Would Yak Do
3 years ago
what kind of sandals do you wear with those socks?
3 years ago
1:no sign
2:quit being a pussy
3:see number 1
3 years ago
nice calves though :)
3 years ago
^^^Can't you read dipshit?
3 years ago
like i read any of the threads anymore
3 years ago
^ needs an extra one now that we commented at the same time.
3 years ago
^ damn you
3 years ago
huhehueheuuheueh
3 years ago
There, that's better.
3 years ago
downvote it you fgt suckup
3 years ago
Why, misfits with power tools is always Mucho worthy. Besides, I up vote all self members submissions no matter how lame they are.
3 years ago
if i upvote buckets i can upvote this you fag
3 years ago
but............................................................mah bucketss :(
3 years ago
The way I see it is, he screamed like a little girl just like the way his avatar is screaming and to me, that makes it not only funny, but worthy as well.
3 years ago
Sluts. All of you.
3 years ago
nope
3 years ago
I agree with possum.
3 years ago
Never agree with a rodent.
3 years ago
When it comes to sluts, I have too.
3 years ago
*two
3 years ago
ha
3 years ago
I wish I had two sluts.
3 years ago
Don't we all?
3 years ago
I got a few extra chainsaws you can borrow from me if you need to Jimbo.
3 years ago
So..........you shave your legs cause it makes you more aerodynamic?
2 years ago
Fake no sign
4 months ago
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