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SS Katzchen Schutzstaffel

My germans not so good

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by fries-please

submitted December 31st 2014

60 comments
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SS Katzchen Schutzstaffel
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DINNER!
3 years ago
I don't know if that actually translates, fries. BIRD, WHERE YOU AT?
3 years ago
I said my germans not so good
3 years ago
Why not google it
3 years ago
Well, from the little German I do know, you got the katzchen part right. Schutzstaffel is probably an actual German name and doesn't translate to English, I'm guessing.
3 years ago
This site is getting way too intelligent for me.
3 years ago
Lol
3 years ago
I understood shutzstaffel to mean protection squad
3 years ago
Ergo : kitten protection squad
3 years ago
Then why are they letting it play with a grenade?
3 years ago
Kittens like grenades
3 years ago
Duh..
3 years ago
See, I would say "Schutz kader" if I wanted to say Protection Squad.
3 years ago
But would the be relevent to a ss army division
3 years ago
Wheres mucho resident nazi when we need him
3 years ago
staffel means a certain number of sodiers or vehicles, kinda like squad or squadron. kader kinda means the same but isnt used that way any more, nowadays the term refers to some kinda elite of some sort, like the national football team which is selected out of all players in the premier league that are german.

and schutzstaffel is just what SS stands for.

also kätzchen is either written with dots or as kaetzchen.

/end german lesson
3 years ago
Did you get paid for that?
3 years ago
also the SS was not a part of the army but rather an offshoot of the nazi party that sprouted into a paramilitaristic behemoth. it got started as hitlers personal bodyguard group and ended up being a weird army/ police/ intelligence service hybrid that controlled many aspects of both civilian and military life and was in charge of the concentration camps
3 years ago
So i should have just put 'katzchen schutzstaffel'
3 years ago
Or, dirty, rotten, shit-bag nazis.
3 years ago
Did they kill your grandparents ?
3 years ago
you just shouldn't have subbed it cuz it's shit
3 years ago
Nein.

They did take over my anscestral land though... That is, until WE KICKED THEIR EFEMINATE, SHIT-LOVING ASSES!
3 years ago
Meh
3 years ago
* fries-please ignores *
3 years ago
Kittehs, hand grenades and sub-human nazis... what more could you want?
3 years ago
once again, who's "we" ?

you couldn't kick a balloon, bitch.
3 years ago
Canadians, USA, England, Russians... etc.

All. kicked. Nazi ass.
3 years ago
/end story
3 years ago
The stong vanquished the weak
3 years ago
They could have won
3 years ago
They could have lost





OH WAIT




They did
3 years ago
surely, we're not goering over this again? ok, I'm done.
3 years ago
What's really shameful is how the current crop of german trust fund babies are living off of the blood money their nazi family members stole
3 years ago
um
3 years ago
nom, nom?
3 years ago
You know, I learned everything you all just said by watching Hogan's Hero's when I was younger
3 years ago
my german prof in college made fun of my "accent"..."it's like you are channeling Colonel Klink!"


fucking nazi accent nazi
3 years ago
they are going to Goebbels up that kitty!
3 years ago
Those sickos probably made themselves a kitty Bürger on a Kaiser bun. Eicke.
3 years ago
Or they made "beef on weck" like the weirdos here.
* Mako shudders *
3 years ago
or just fucked it 8p
3 years ago
My first comment wasn't clear enough?
3 years ago
that is not funny, anne frankly I'm offended.
3 years ago
Sorry, I did Nazi my comment as being potentially offensive.
3 years ago
lets not take this any fuhrer.
3 years ago
Have you guys seen the Chevy SS?
3 years ago
i saw some fräulein driving a POS chevy SS..i wanted to hitler with my people's wagon.
3 years ago
I just noticed that I down voted everything from possum's Not Gay to brownwings's James Corden submissions. That's 6 in a row. That's not like me.

* toolman961 goes upstair and washes his ass now getting ready for his 8th day of his vacation now *
3 years ago
dont forget to bring a towel
3 years ago
6 in a row sounds a little low
3 years ago
The nazi's were shit because:

a) they ruined nationalism
b) they killed and stole
3 years ago
but they did have some pretty snazzy uniforms.
3 years ago
Yeah, Hugo Boss was good at making scary villain clothes.
3 years ago
They still cut suits in the USA....
3 years ago
Happy New years you assholes!
3 years ago
Fuck you, bird. Happy Hangover!
3 years ago
it wasn't too bad actually.
hope you had a nice party yourself.
3 years ago
We had like 10 people here, drinking and chilling. And eating. I think I will not be needing food today.

No real hangover, just a little dehydrated.
3 years ago
cool. we had dinner with some friends- winter bbq in the snow- then engaged in some fireworks warfare and had a snowball fight with drunk strangers... but i did a fair ammount of drinking.
3 years ago
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