points: 16

Fuck you

you turtle bastard!

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by Jenbirdy

submitted December 28th 2014

28 comments
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Jen, are you getting bored?
3 years ago
Is this kid #3 or 4?
3 years ago
#4, my lucky number!


I'm tired of waddling around, that's for sure
3 years ago
Umm, can we ship the placenta to Sporto to cook-up?
3 years ago
I'll take care of the postage.
3 years ago
Fried or broiled?
3 years ago
Well, I think that's your choice, sporto.
3 years ago
I don't think they give it to you after a -__-section...
3 years ago
Waste of a balanced meal.
3 years ago
Hmmmm, good point. I know my wife gave away both for stem cell research, both were C sections.
3 years ago
Shit, I was just in Dallas too. I could have taken care of this whole thing!
3 years ago
Hell, I'm sure you could have performed the operation.
3 years ago
Because he stayed at a Holiday Inn Express last night.
3 years ago
Like for best reference from the '90s
3 years ago
I saw the most intense planking ever, done by a turtle at the virginia zoo
3 years ago
is that still a thing?
3 years ago
The Virginia Zoo or planking? Planking is super great for your core
3 years ago
That tortoise is going to drown
3 years ago
They cant swim
3 years ago
Sucks to be a tortoise then, doesn't it?
3 years ago
They make great pets though
3 years ago
Unlike turtles.. they are jusr arseholes
3 years ago
What, they never run away and only poop one a week?
3 years ago
once
3 years ago
Are you done delivering pizza's already?
It's only five oclock.
3 years ago
Wtf are you on about
3 years ago
*Chinese food.
3 years ago
There goes that proper Engrish again.
3 years ago
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