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How I Spent My 2nd Day Of Vacation

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While enjoying the tantalizing conversation with you all this morning, I finished drinking my coffee and decided it's time to go to the club. Bye for now jrob.

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by toolman961

submitted December 23rd 2014

184 comments
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You guys have 14 more days of this type of shit!
3 years ago
can you mix in some racial purity talk and make a few new alts while youre at it toolmanpedarev
3 years ago
What's an alt?
3 years ago
alt is a key on your keyboard that rarely get's used.
3 years ago
This was fucking bizarre, so worth an upvote.
3 years ago
Admit you liked the penis
Hence my upvote
3 years ago
I found the bizarre things were, why would you take coins to a bar & whats the deal with rolling coins up in paper or some shit?
3 years ago
First of all, I didn't take coins to the bar, but I have seen low lifes do it. I took them to my bank and cashed them in for bills. And what else do you wrap coin in other then coin wrappers?

* toolman961 shakes his head at countries that don't know our ways *
3 years ago
I stand corrected, apart from the coin wrapper thingy.
3 years ago
How do you wrap your coins bw, or don't you use them where you're at?
3 years ago
we throw them at the poor.
3 years ago
That's why I wrap them.
3 years ago
it all makes sense now...
3 years ago
and all that work for 6 hours of drinking and I still had to come home and make diner. Fucking paralyzed bitch.
3 years ago
to the club....at noon?
3 years ago
For $1.83 well drinks.
3 years ago
Toolman lives large.
3 years ago
I'd drink with him.
3 years ago
I think I've got over $100 in change that I've rolled
3 years ago
It comes in handy. I paid off my AmEx Blue card by saving loose change.
3 years ago
I have a 10 gallon bucket that is 1/2 full of change.
3 years ago
I waiting to get robbed so I can beat someone up.
3 years ago
Why wait to get robbed? Some people just deserve to get beat up.
Hipsters, for example.
3 years ago
HEY, at my defense, it was five oclock where ever fries was!
3 years ago
zeek could use a few curbstomps too
3 years ago
From what i've seen here, Zeke's life is a curb stomp.
3 years ago
xeke is a Supertramp, fact

wiki it
3 years ago
*holiday
3 years ago
UM..........vacation.
That's what us americans are rewarded for doing outstanding work above and beyond the call of duty fries.
3 years ago
You claim other peoples work as your own and then claim the glory
3 years ago
It's good to be an American!
3 years ago
I want to hear him say "was she a great big fat person?".
3 years ago
Please explain, I'm drunk and was driving earlier.
3 years ago
lmao I get it, Cheech
3 years ago
"It rubs the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again"
3 years ago
"If I were to sink my teeth into your eye right now, do you think you could stop me before I blinded you?" Same guy, different movie.
3 years ago
You guys have way too much mind left for me!
3 years ago
Oh I don't know about that, tool...I definitely retain info that will never benefit me in any way, though.
3 years ago
but you still retain it. I don't remember shit.
3 years ago
Maybe this one will help...

"Would you fuck me?"
"I'd fuck me..."
3 years ago
Good bye horses.....
3 years ago
I'm flyin over youuuuuuu...
3 years ago
FUCK! Now I have to listen to that song.
3 years ago
Is this really happening?
3 years ago
Yes, David.
3 years ago
What?
3 years ago
Dip the dick in the hot coffee if you want to impress us...
3 years ago
We could send you some more change if it will help.
3 years ago
No thank you, but thanks for asking.
3 years ago
why wrap em?
just take them to the bank and have the bank-machines do the work
3 years ago
Clearly that's drug money. No way he's gonna take that to the bank and risk getting caught.
3 years ago
I had people give me rolled coin in the taxi business all the time. It all spend the same, so I never complained.
3 years ago
you guys missed my change-challenge thingy i think
3 years ago
I didn't, I was pretty fucking close
3 years ago
I didn't. But I did win the gas to yorick's place and back contest.
3 years ago
down to $1.87 here now, wish i had waited

3 years ago
2.86 here. I think I was a teenager the last time I saw gasoline prices this low.
3 years ago
I haven't bought gas in over a month now so I really don't pay attention to the signs. I pay what it is the day I need it.
3 years ago
That's basically the way I look at it. It's a commodity, the price is gonna fluctuate forever.
3 years ago
Sure is nice when it's cheap though. Paid $2.45 a gallon the other day and have to say that's pretty damn cheap for southern california
3 years ago
I saw $1.93 at the Ohio/Michigan border the other day.
3 years ago
$55.87/bbl on the NY merc today. Merry Christmas opec.
3 years ago
Wow!
3 years ago
* Mako hangs on to his ExxonMobil shares. *
3 years ago
I know, right? I'd like to see it around $70-75/bbl because the fracking guys need it to be there to make it profitable.
3 years ago
We don't like fracking here. As it is, I've got 87 Superfund sites here.
3 years ago
That Ohio/Michigan price sounds nice but you gotta live in one of those shit holes to get it. Also, fuck Michigan and Ohio
3 years ago
The only superfund site you have to worry about is love canal.
3 years ago
Oh, Kirk...you know better than that: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Superfund_sites_in_New_York Wtf, you've never heard of Onondaga Lake?
3 years ago
Seneca Army Depot is the spot where all the radioactive waste is stored from the Manhattan Project...and for some odd reason, is home to a huge herd of albino deer.
3 years ago
That is just flavoring!
3 years ago
Love Canal, that place is scary.
3 years ago
love canal, isn't that the hardcore sparkle party place?
3 years ago
*crickets*
3 years ago
^NICE MUCHOKILL FAGET
3 years ago
Christmas ruined
3 years ago
Yay, merry shitmas
3 years ago
llol@Merry Shitmas
3 years ago
so, has the annual Xmas MS-kill officially started then?

if yes


it is time
3 years ago
* possum drinks beer *
3 years ago
ya - it's official now

3 years ago
possum
i dont hold assface responsible for the death of MS...

he did speed it up by a few years though
6 days ago
report spam | like | stfu
possum
3 years ago
* possum sloobys *
3 years ago
Calm down, negro.
3 years ago
youre like russell crowe's character in A Beautiful Mind...always talking and carrying on with voices
3 years ago
I'd love to see a shrink's report on the rodent.
3 years ago
On any of you, for that matter.
3 years ago
meh okay - onward with the xmas vids, no slooby for now
3 years ago
I have never seen a shrink.
3 years ago
most people that should don't
3 years ago
jim - i'm just misunderstood
3 years ago
I saw a shrink for fifteen years, then a social worker for three.
3 years ago
and you ended up calling MS your family


wow
3 years ago
Some people are beyond help, Poss.
3 years ago
This place is far better than any shrink. Come here,take out anger on people, be friends with people you never have to meet and then get back to real life
3 years ago
And hey, nobody wanted me in their family, for quite obvious reasons. You guys didn't really have much of a choice.
3 years ago
What did your shrink tell you, mako? Did it help?
3 years ago
teenski with the win
3 years ago
that is why ima still here
3 years ago
Well, I was never really diagnosed, because with the way the DSM explains dianoses now, I actually have two or more characteristics of almost every type of mental illness in the book. More illness=more medication. Most of the "advisors" for the new DSM work in the pharmaceutical industry. See the connection?
3 years ago
Yep, money is in the medicine my friend, not the cure. you;re fine. You handle yourself pretty normal on here but you could have 5 dead bodies in your closet yet, it doesn't effect me. This place is awesome.
3 years ago
...and why sodak hasnt had a mass suicide/homicide that has made the news lately
3 years ago
Nah, the only person I've ever done any permanent damage to is myself. And hey, they gave me a pistol permit, so I could blow my brains out at any time, but I still haven't, who knows why lol
3 years ago
Because being alive is pretty cool
3 years ago
Yeah, I don't believe in an afterlife, or anything like that anyway. We really don't get a lot of time. I talked to a guy that is gonna be 101 in April, the other day, and it's still not that long. We really just have to make the best of shitty situations while we're alive.
3 years ago
Were you talking to possum?
3 years ago
Nah, just thinking out loud, dude. A lot of my comments are just that, me talking to nobody in particular.
3 years ago
Jim - my profile, as assembled by the feds, before during and after my Little Vacation:


mostly harmless
3 years ago
I meant the 101 guy
3 years ago
"sure hates feet though"
3 years ago
LOL his name was Bill. I hadn't seen the guy in six months, and he remembered where I was from, my name, etc...I can't remember what I ate for lunch.
3 years ago
*actual thing
3 years ago
ducking sghark
3 years ago
Women have cute feet. Men have feet that look like they could be the Cenobites from Hellraiser.
3 years ago
nighty all
3 years ago
If I was him, I'd walk around in people's yards in the winter after a heavy snow, and make them wonder just wtf is in their neighborhood.
3 years ago
I don't think this poor guy is walking anywhere anymore.
3 years ago
Being homeless is kind of the least of one's worries, at that point. Btw, I don't recommend watching Requiem For a Dream during the holidays. That's one mistake I'll never make again.
3 years ago
They say you can't choose your family. Hah, WHAT A BUNCH OF FAGGOTS.
3 years ago
:(
3 years ago
Tooly? Where is day 3?
3 years ago
Apparently Rollo is having trouble with my cock in his mouth.
3 years ago
what's up with you two? although, Rollo IS, a little outta hand lately...with all his button pushin'.

@Rollo sorry, broseph, I still respect you as a squad-mate.
3 years ago
-,
3 years ago
James?
3 years ago
JAMES?
3 years ago
I'd like to see you get gangbanged by all of the Lakers.
3 years ago
great. even the Mods have me blocked. 8(
3 years ago
helllooo. 8)
3 years ago
the Lakers? hmmm....
3 years ago
I chose wisely. Now, calm the fuck down or post a video of you puking. I enjoyed the last one.
3 years ago
@Kirk serious question here...

have you ever "liked" someone's comment in the past? If so...what was that comment? Can you remember?
3 years ago
Annoying turd
3 years ago
* fries-please gets the Mr Muscles drain unblocker *
3 years ago
fuck off, fatass!!
3 years ago
@James I ran fries off...now answer my question..pleeease.
3 years ago
You didnt run anyone off...
3 years ago
ok...whatever...
3 years ago
* PunkyBruiser smashes mirror *
3 years ago
My internet is slow tonight. Its worse than being on dial-up
3 years ago
so that means the FBI is hating life as well. 8P
3 years ago
James...u suck ass, dude.
3 years ago
Jesus. I was decorating cookies with my kids.

Fuck off.
3 years ago
Kitchen bitch^
3 years ago
He misses you when you're gone, Jim.
3 years ago
jrob, are you becoming a button bitch like rollo?
3 years ago
Ill have you know I washed down a couple of them with a diet dr pepper.
3 years ago
Guess ya don't plan on sleeping tonight, huh?
3 years ago
Ummm, it might be a bit difficult.
3 years ago
I heard that diet has a shitload more caffeine in it than just plain Dr Pepper. So, that with cookies? You better have a nightcap.
3 years ago
There is a good chance it does. I'm sure a sugar/diet crash is coming soon....
3 years ago
It's either that, or diarrhea probably.
3 years ago
Coffee does that to me when I drink it quickly.
3 years ago
I'm kinda hungry, myself. Thinking about gettin' some Xmas tacos.
3 years ago
Which I will do as soon as the thunderstorm is over.
3 years ago
Xmas tacos? Really?
3 years ago
Yeah, I think Mighty Taco is open till 1.
3 years ago
how would one make a "Xmas Taco"?
3 years ago
oh..."that"
3 years ago
Well, you'd take a corn tortilla, put some cheese lettuce, and salsa in it, and some beef, maybe refried beans.
3 years ago
Xmas tacos..... brilliant!
3 years ago
fuck you.
3 years ago
Kirk won't sleep tonight, so I'll stay up with him and fart.
3 years ago
lol
3 years ago
sounds like a "sleep over" is a brewin'? 8P
3 years ago
fuck you, BARRET.
3 years ago
I HATE(love)YOU.
3 years ago
I'm sure I'll be good!
3 years ago
#EATME
3 years ago
* PunkyBruiser waves@jerkaholik 8) *
3 years ago
derpaholik....answer me, you fuck!!!
3 years ago
man, I'm drunk...and christmas is next Thursday. 8(
3 years ago
I'm going shopping this weekend. 8)
3 years ago
I hate you.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=76nIqWVyKFA
3 years ago
Post your puke video, faggot.
3 years ago
dude, I can't even "kitchen" at tha moment. I'm wasted. 8P
3 years ago
I've got a carton of eggs...and I'm a ninja at making breakfast. It's ultra-sad I suck as a human, and no eggs will be made. 8(
3 years ago
hehehe
3 years ago
phuck this bullshit!!!
3 years ago
What?
3 years ago
recover password
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