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sexy dance

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Woman's sexy dance

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by fries-please

submitted December 23rd 2014

142 comments
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comments (142)
Wtf?
3 years ago
The watermark explains everything.
3 years ago
Does it
3 years ago
Fuck off Squidley
3 years ago
Youre mistaken
3 years ago
Yea. He susbs better shit, even though it's several times over
3 years ago
I have a greater hit/fail sub rating
3 years ago
Be nice los. There is a such thing as a pity upvote.
3 years ago
Lol
3 years ago
Squidley is light years ahead of Fries.
3 years ago
You're stupid
3 years ago
Like a 7 or an 8, but a british 10 for sure.
3 years ago
She looks to be drug induced for this post.
3 years ago
Why the fuck did you post this?
3 years ago
Why not post it
3 years ago
Because it sucks? It's 1 second long, there's no actual dancing, she's not naked, and there's no bouncing or jiggling going on.
3 years ago
Smerf, Go easy on him. He's using the same motto the local bums use when resorting to relations with Mama Fries
3 years ago
My mother is a fine woman... you piece of shit
3 years ago
Yoy shut you mouth
3 years ago
Your
3 years ago
so you're ok with yoy?
3 years ago
Win some lose some...
3 years ago
I guess this isnt to everyones liking on mucho
3 years ago
at least you have your loyal fanbase
3 years ago
Shes naked in Killer Joe
3 years ago
So fucking post that, you twat.
3 years ago
Fucking hypocrites
3 years ago
Least smooth gif of all time
3 years ago
And thats a reason to downvote ?
3 years ago
Here, fries: http://i.imgur.com/MOuFNGy.jpg
3 years ago
Are those figs ?
3 years ago
Thanks for bringing this to my attention...





http://muchosucko.com/110323/Sportys-downvote
3 years ago
yes, those are figs.
3 years ago
Downvote for lack of nudity and or anything "sexy" or sarcastically "unsexy"
3 years ago
* Jenbirdy goes back to cleaning up wrapping paper *
3 years ago
Are your areolas super dark right now?
3 years ago
just leave the wrapping paper :/ We just got home and I'm leaving 100% of the mess for tomorrow
3 years ago
Not really, I'm an unnaturally pale shade, darker but still more pink
3 years ago
How's your baby, jen?
3 years ago
How's your ass, faggot?
3 years ago
Her baby must be ok but her bitch is getting out of line, Again
3 years ago
I wish I could toast, but I'm too neurotic
3 years ago
SO MUCH GLITTER AND PAPER!!!
3 years ago
My bedroom is clean. I just came straight up here when we got home. If I can't see it, it can't be there
3 years ago
I ate way too much ham and mashed potatoes......


:(


* Jenbirdy has food regret *
3 years ago
Mr Toaster has easily 100 immediate family members. They do a potluck, I've soooo much food regret. I don't even want to eat tomorrow :(
3 years ago
Right, if it was socially acceptable I would just hibernate a few days.
3 years ago
I've no spawn and no job, I get to hibernate all I want! Though I have one last family Christmas obligation tomorrow. After that I'm not leaving the house until the new year
3 years ago
I'm jealous, Merry Christmas!
3 years ago
How's your baby, jen? You fucking cunt.
3 years ago
Like I said, her bitch is getting way out of line.
3 years ago
Will it be blind? Retarded? I can't wait to find out!
3 years ago
Tinski, did your kid beg to kick you in the balls for Christmas?
3 years ago
Progeria?
3 years ago
He probably got a "gtfo of the basement" notice from his parents for Christmas :(
3 years ago
His kid looked like a pro ball kicker, something tells me it wasn't the first time in the video
3 years ago
He's got a.bright future with a kick like that
3 years ago
I was a pro ball kicker till I took an arrow to the knee.
3 years ago
"But mom! It's Christmas!!"

"Look son, You're 50, you keep eating all the butter and jizzing on my hand towels, you gotta go....."
3 years ago
he's just a little dick and commits random acts of violence on myself and his mom. He kept wanting to do it after and his mom asked me why he keeps asking her to let him punch/kick her.I am pretty much playing stupid until he gets through the new phase. Toaster,
3 years ago
Those poor hand towels D:
3 years ago
Continued....... that was the second time he did it .You can only take so many of those to the nuts.
3 years ago
True.
3 years ago
I'd just beat him then lock him in a cage, but that's just me
3 years ago
or maybe a nice benadryl juice drink with lunch
3 years ago
Fuckin druggies.
3 years ago
he's not eating that butter btw
3 years ago
* Mako sparks the rest of the joint. *
3 years ago
We are gearing him up for soccer next year.
3 years ago
* possum found some hash in the Subuurban and declares this an okey doke xmas after all *
3 years ago
You lucky son of a bitch.
3 years ago
Grats!
3 years ago
hash for everybody!
3 years ago
jk kidding its fucking MINE
3 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GDHVi3h6ZXw
3 years ago
I love half baked so fucking much ABAZABA YOURE MY ONLY FRIEND
3 years ago
I've actually never had an abba-zaba, come to think of it.
3 years ago
They're the nougat with peanuts in it right?
3 years ago
No, it;s white taffy with peanut butter.
3 years ago
yeah the taffy is nougat foo
3 years ago
But peanut butter is not peanuts, FOO
3 years ago
Well, technically it is but not in peanut form.
3 years ago
FOO!
3 years ago
I thought it had tiny chunks of peanuts in it
3 years ago
No, that's your poop.
3 years ago
FOO!
3 years ago
I'm going to do candy bar research tomorrow now damn it
3 years ago
* Mako haz pistachios *
3 years ago
Chick-O-Stick FTW!
3 years ago
I wish I had pistachios. They make my tongue hurt and my face swell occasionally but they're worth it
3 years ago
I'll share my bag of salty nuts with ya.
3 years ago
how sweet of you Mako, if I start breathing funny just stuff some benadryls in my mouth :/
3 years ago
I think I have an epipen someplace. But I got antihistamines, too. You're good.
3 years ago
I got sent home from work one day because and I quote "you look like Quasimodo" thanks pistachios
3 years ago
In fact, blast a line of Benadryl ahead of time. You'll never have a reaction. Your nose might bleed, but it's a side effect.
3 years ago
When I got home from work I just spent the night sipping on a bottle of liquid benadryl, mmm pink
3 years ago
Holy fuck...
3 years ago
no
3 years ago
I think you mean yes
3 years ago
no
3 years ago
29 DVs in two days even whilst MS is in a christmas-coma


nice work fries
3 years ago
29 minutes til post time and xmas finally being over again
3 years ago
MERRY CHRISTMAS POSS
3 years ago
meh it was less damaging than usual, plus i found the hash so yay me
3 years ago
one more xmas vid now
3 years ago
how's that fake spider treating ya
3 years ago
* possum erases wall of text reponse and is Fine *
3 years ago
there was a note:

"Hey mom!
give this here way cool spider to your son (Possum)
he's really into spiders, mom!

dead, fake, alive, creeping, cralwling - he's into all kinds, he loves them!"



(partial text of found Yorick note wrapped around fake spider)
3 years ago
it gets weirder


but i have to sleep now
3 years ago
id tell that little bitch to get her smelly cooch off the table
3 years ago
Juno is hot
3 years ago
And y'all faggots
3 years ago
cry me a river, scooter faggot
3 years ago
I dont dance for internet bullies
3 years ago
i wasnt asking you to dance, i was telling you to cry moar. which you did....

seagull 1 fries 0
3 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IXYl-ouceY0
3 years ago
What is that ?
3 years ago
It's called a music video. You remember those.
3 years ago
Yeah... they usually work too
3 years ago
Not anymore they don't.
3 years ago
Kinda like upvoting
3 years ago
My wit is wasted on you faggots
3 years ago
Merrry Christmas fries
3 years ago
jesus thatwas tuff
3 years ago
Christmas is over now
3 years ago
Wow, look at all those downvotes.
2 years ago
meh
2 years ago
That's an awful lot.
2 years ago
whatever
2 years ago
clearly I don't influence people
2 years ago
Nope. Not like say, someone like zeke or dik.
2 years ago
Zeke doesn't influence anyone,except himself to drink
2 years ago
why?
2 years ago
stop linking this sub, thatdude420.




thx.
1 year ago
🖕
12 months ago
still not 'featured'
9 months ago
And never will be.
9 months ago
not with that negative attitude it wont
9 months ago
Hey, not my fault so many people think that this sucks.
9 months ago
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