points: 50

Farewell, fatherfuckers!!

I will miss you guys, i really will. Thanks for your support, your kind words, your friendship and all that other gay bullshit..... Oh, and to all the newbs who won't get this: Fuck off and downvote away!!!

featuredmuchoers gone wild

by Jones

submitted December 20th 2014

621 comments
what do you think? let everyone know!
Farewell, fatherfuckers!!
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comments (621)
See ya soon buddy. Be safe.
3 years ago
I suddenly think you're actually related to Seagull.
3 years ago
Have fun on the boat. Take fapping material, and stay away from the old seamen.
3 years ago
Furthermore, don't do anything I wouldn't.
3 years ago
WORST.ADVICE.EVER.
3 years ago
No, fuck you. That's great advice.
3 years ago
so, you say he SHOULD wear skirts, get a brain tumor, do karaoke with toaster and join gingepeace?
3 years ago
Gingerpeace? That's a new one. Never heard of it.

I didn't say he should do what I do, just that he shouldn't do anything that I wouldn't.
3 years ago
never heard of it???????

you founded it you lying piece of redhaired rubbish!!
3 years ago
So you're saying I shouldn't get laid? Thats bullshit man.
3 years ago
he's saying you should hang out with jim a lot
3 years ago
Whoa hey what? Getting laid is totally an option.




Just because I havent' gotten any in a while doesn't mean that I wouldn't if given the option. So fuck you.
3 years ago
Toaster is fabulous to karaoke with you fuckin dush
3 years ago
Good luck
3 years ago
Are you going crab fishing?
3 years ago
*fisting
3 years ago
Is he going to fuck your mum
3 years ago
Bye
3 years ago
False alert - just got inspired by http://muchosucko.com/30757/muchowear#comment2621004
3 years ago
Should i downvote this
3 years ago
Actually you should die in a fire, but we can't have everything now can we?
3 years ago
He looks thin
3 years ago
Kinda ill
3 years ago
I thought he looked thin, too.
3 years ago
He always looked so chubby
3 years ago
kaiser soze
3 years ago
how fitting im listening to solitare at this moment
3 years ago
stop dicking around dog! a tub-off is the only way to settle this!
3 years ago
Psh, we all know who wins the tub off.









Barret.
3 years ago
wasn't his a shower pic?
3 years ago
Huh... A quick search shows it to be on the toilet.

In which case, the tub-off winner is obviously ME!
3 years ago
Guys... The toilet selfie contest was won decades ago.
muchosucko.com/48089/
3 years ago
See, I'd consider that a dick pic. He's not on the toilet.
3 years ago
and he's standing in front of a shower, so not a tub pic.
3 years ago
Farmer tanfastic
3 years ago
But its taken in the bathroom
3 years ago
there needs to be a moratorium on possum's sideways towell rod for at least a year
3 years ago
I used to get that tan every summer. I gotta remember to keep the window up.
3 years ago
So what if it's in the bathroom? So are 1/2 the selfies out there.
3 years ago
This isn't a selfie, either.
3 years ago
Yeah, that's not even an "oh shit" bar, that's a towel rack turned sideways.
3 years ago
I get that same tan too









* smerf is fucking lying. *
3 years ago
You'd burst into flames first, smerf.
3 years ago
gingies dont get tans
3 years ago
has poss ever explained the towel rack?
3 years ago
they get lobsteritis
3 years ago
He claimed it had something to do with milk Heather
3 years ago
it'S a special needs handle, his wife had MS or something.
3 years ago
3 years. 3 fucking years in southern-fucking-California.


I was about 2 shades darker than I am now.
3 years ago
not talking bout his dick btw
3 years ago
Thanks for the clarification, Steve, I was confused.
3 years ago
It's true, I burn then peel to a paler pink underlayer
3 years ago
interpost party
3 years ago
enjoy your skin cancer gingers
3 years ago
I wear a 50 in Mexico for two weeks and come back tan for the entire year. It's like the sun goes through you when you're that close to the equator.
3 years ago
*50 SPF
3 years ago
The towel racks look like someone on amphetamines had a go with the bathroom decor
3 years ago
I don't even burn any more. My skin has given up on me
3 years ago
no, but seriously, the wife had troubles of some sort with standing up and getting around, that's why that bathroom looks like a stage from the OG donkey kong game
3 years ago
my bf is a poor Finn, he cant even go in the sun without spf 60, and even still,only for a short period of time. I look African next to him
3 years ago
Oh, Finnish peoples....
3 years ago
I'm not supposed to be in the sun at all because of the medication I'm on, but fuck, you get so pasty living here.
3 years ago
I try to just avoid the sun altogether

* Jenbirdy slinks into the darkness *
3 years ago
y'all are a bunch of slack-jawed faggots
3 years ago
I slather myself in tanning oil and stay outside from May to September
3 years ago
said jesse ventura
3 years ago
while my boyfriend lectures me about skin cancer from the shadows, if you wanted to know what summer is like for me.
3 years ago
I'm a beautiful shade of "grub worm"
3 years ago
The last Finnish person I met was pretty pale. the one before that was reasonably tanned though
3 years ago
stay out of the sun..creamy white and soft is quite desirable
3 years ago
...I'll keep that in mind, Billy
3 years ago
Hey jenbirdy ! Did you see my comment on your rate my naughty pic ?
3 years ago
that goes double for you snerf
3 years ago
I knew my comment was going to get stfued bombed
3 years ago
are you coming on to him?
3 years ago
i dont know how you do it jbird..how do you not fall for cryasses advances?
3 years ago
interposting beaner ruined my funny.

you really arent good for anything, cyrax
3 years ago
no..but smerf should aspire to soft supple skin
3 years ago
oh he is..he can steal copper from job sites like a champ
3 years ago
Yeah, no chance of that. You could dip me in lotion twice a day and my skin would still be crap.
3 years ago
That won't stop him from trying though.
3 years ago
wait what?

crax is trying to dip smerf into lotion???
3 years ago
i needed a place to wrap my tail, okay?
3 years ago
*guacamole
3 years ago
you kids should check out some andy williams
3 years ago
avocado is good for your skin
3 years ago
What have you contributed to society seagull ? Besides landing in a fucking drug rehab program living in a half way house browsing mucho on your limited two hour a day internet access u waste of life
3 years ago
you told him paco
3 years ago
Heather, eating it or wearing it? Because I'll guacamole like a motherfucker.
3 years ago
nothing in that merits a response, cryass.

so feel lucky you got one.
3 years ago
Youre fucking useless too u pussy ass bitch you live in ontario down the street from me . come talk shit to my face faggot
3 years ago
Silly gay queer
3 years ago
um both smerf
3 years ago
so, it's time now?
3 years ago
Yes. It's time.
3 years ago
Halt! Not until Sporty is in position
3 years ago
I almost want to starting linking all the photos of muchoers in their bathrooms
3 years ago
who lives in ontario?

also, stop weirding me out poss!
3 years ago
I do! but also so does BillyMays
3 years ago
Heather, does it worry you that at some point you may have served him food?
3 years ago
Used to do a lot of drag racing in Ontario NY.
3 years ago
im really afraid of you poncho..no way i want to get shanked by your switchblade
3 years ago
he lives in a town named Ontario, I live in a province named Ontario... and it's massive, I wouldn't be 'worried' about that, no
3 years ago
theres an ontario california too Stevie
3 years ago
does that mean you drove your cab while wearing a dress, shark?
3 years ago
I have been to Ontario, CA.
3 years ago
Shark raced in women's clothing?
splains a lot
3 years ago
No, that means I drove a 1,000 horsepower alcohol-fueled demon from General Motors in a straight line for a few seconds.
3 years ago
mail poss
3 years ago
its an armpit..like much of southern california
3 years ago
dammit bird
3 years ago
You misspelled queening.
3 years ago
and cryarse is a skintag on said armpit
3 years ago
in a dress?
3 years ago
You use to suck a lot of dick in ontario ny dont lie
3 years ago
Nah, that's kinda far just to suck a dick, I think.
3 years ago
i dont email right now, ima wrapping presents :(
3 years ago
Dammit.
* Jones goes to the corner *
3 years ago
Where do you suck dick cryass you fucking semen gargler.
3 years ago
So you prefer to suck dicks locally then ?
3 years ago
i need to sit down
3 years ago
Ya know, I've never sucked one, but they say you should always buy local.
3 years ago
amateur!

i got done with presents like 2 weeks ago. buying, ordering, wrapping, sending, all that shit. only newbs giftfiddle after the 15th.
3 years ago
have a sip possum..put your tootsies up
3 years ago
only noobs buy gifts
3 years ago
I am actually making some of my gifts this year
3 years ago
Maybe I should have asked where you don't suck dicks Julio.
3 years ago
Glitter everywhere!
3 years ago
oh god
3 years ago
...I did consider wrapping one of them in that ribbon.
3 years ago
Time to go pick up the pizza!
3 years ago
Would those gifts be safe to carry in an airport?
3 years ago
smerf is sending out replicas of his stick?
3 years ago
be sure to send one to fries
3 years ago
No youre just boring mahawd youre about as entertaining as a street light you and silly gay queer
3 years ago
dont you have tamales to make rico?
3 years ago
Already made em , I will shovr my tamale down yoir throat if u ever wanna man up and scrap
3 years ago
*potatoes to pick
3 years ago
oh wait potato season is over
3 years ago
Lol maggie give it up
3 years ago
hard to keep track of you migrant "farmers"
3 years ago
Now that obama has opened the flood gates what will you do for work?
3 years ago
The competition will be fierce....
I guess you could go back to selling cheap inflatable toys and chinsey animal mural carpets on exit ramps.
3 years ago
I had some tamales today, the texmex kind, not authentic "made from gato" kind :p
3 years ago
* Magawd armpit farts at JB *


Heddo Jen
3 years ago
She don't want to talk to you either
3 years ago
You don't even know who she or Jones is nooby nooberson so fuckoff.
3 years ago
Hahahaha!

Feeling rejected, are we?

* Sprinkles pats fagwad on his midget head *

3 years ago
Great. Now I have to go wash my hands
3 years ago
LL and Rollo aren't here, so he has to mes with somebody, MD.
3 years ago
Hey now, he has it coming
3 years ago
If you can't take it, don't dish it out...
3 years ago
standard turnabout rules, you know...
3 years ago
Calm down. Yes, I know about that.
3 years ago
SO FUCKING MAD RIGHT NOW

* Sprinkles grins and grabs another brownie *
3 years ago
Hi Magawd, I'd armpit fart back, but my freakishly tiny hands never work well
3 years ago
I think I would marry a chick if she could armpit fart. And make red sauce.
3 years ago
They all make red sauce once a month
3 years ago
I almost said "yeah, that's about as often as I make it now..." before I realized what you meant.
3 years ago
Unless your preggers
3 years ago
So close...
3 years ago
Then you just make bitchy remarks and horrendous gas
3 years ago
You're German?
3 years ago
cryax seems so angry all the time. Like his job is to pick cactii with his rectum
3 years ago
I wonder if tinkles mom ever had that talk with him about how most people may not like him while she was slingshot feeding him from across the room.
3 years ago
....
3 years ago
Jen has small hands, huh? Hmmmm...
3 years ago
Sprinks, unfortunately you have the distinction of still being a noob. It's going to suck until we can find a noob that will stick around, and lately that doesn't look good.
3 years ago
Meh. It's old hat by now
3 years ago
that didn't sound like you wanted to be fisted by JB at alllll, smerf
3 years ago
Redundant redundancies and etc.
3 years ago
We need some noobs here, though. The only new names I see are fucking Puma alts.
3 years ago
And you are irrelevant to this thread so maybe you should go sit at the little guys table over in the corner until your uncle comes home to give you his special attention.
3 years ago
He's fun to shit on tho
3 years ago
No MD, but her little hands would make my dick look even bigger
3 years ago
* Sprinkles reads fagwad's comment and sighs *


http://i.imgur.com/5ZcACSN.gif
3 years ago
Midgets aren't funny at all...
3 years ago
Would.
3 years ago
I would too
3 years ago
Hell yes.
3 years ago
She's got a Scarlet Johanson vibe going
3 years ago
she needs to learn to get those nipples going
3 years ago
That's my job
3 years ago
Unfortunately they don't live very long, though.
3 years ago
The perfect girlfriend?
3 years ago
Yeah, that's a good point. Their life expectancies have gotten longer, though It's too bad you don't see more little people like her.
3 years ago
Does she have bad teeth? I WANNA SEE HER MOUF!
3 years ago
She shy...
3 years ago
haha dat lobos smile
3 years ago
Fake - lobos don't smile
3 years ago
http://s10.motherlessmedia.com/dev94/0/554/187/0554187259.jpg
This is the only pic where I can see her teef. Looks like she was a little nervous during those pics.
3 years ago
"error 403 hotlinking is forbidden"
3 years ago
I dated a guy in college who would always demand I smiled during sex "so he knew I was having a good time" ...... That relationship ended in a restraining order :/
3 years ago
Her name's Jemma, smerf, if you Google her. Not many cute dwarfs named Jemma around.
3 years ago
a middle tooth?
3 years ago
so you had your way with him before you got shot of him JB. Classy
3 years ago
Could be that she just has some overcrowding. Braces can fix that.
3 years ago
I'm british. It's almost sexy to me
3 years ago
Like a middle tit
3 years ago
Lol
3 years ago
Well, you're in luck, MD: Jemma's from Portsmouth.
3 years ago
that's just cockteasing.
3 years ago
That's a US portsmouth too isn't it
3 years ago
No, her Twitter says England.
3 years ago
haha suckers! She's mine!
3 years ago
you know a lot about this chick Mako. I don't wanna midget-snatch her from you
3 years ago
Eh, I know about her what you know. She hasn't done any other nude since this from what I can see, though. Probably dealt with some shit from other little people.
3 years ago
shit just got serious. jeez....
3 years ago
hahah
3 years ago
Heather, I'm trying to help MD find true love.
3 years ago
what was that heather? I couldn't hear yuo over all the JELLY-SEA
3 years ago
FUCK OFF
3 years ago
MD, GET IN THERE!
3 years ago
And post the video to mucho
3 years ago
for a second there i thought she meant me...
3 years ago
Don't let the resting bitch face style fool you. Heather does occasionally go into full bitch mode.
3 years ago
I must have forgotten my sarcasm font
3 years ago
why would I mean you, zeke
3 years ago
i meant jenbirdy
3 years ago
um ok
3 years ago
alright, whatever
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dU7mr9Dw6-k
3 years ago
i really wanna smoke tonight. i dont know why
3 years ago
have at it. don't smoke tomorrow
3 years ago
And thus begins the zeke music video festival.



Fuck.
3 years ago
leave me alone heather
3 years ago
nope. I quit. I just want one.
3 years ago
Don't do it.
3 years ago
i just said I wasn't
3 years ago
everything that we hate and adore......so tell me what was it for
3 years ago
when you're all old you'll get it
3 years ago
* smerf fires up the Zeke Is Drunk Alarm *
3 years ago
* Mako wishes yak was here. *
3 years ago
my penis is like super shrunken
3 years ago
it gets tight sometimes
3 years ago
Zeke: that's called a clit.
3 years ago
I read that as "my penis is like a super shuriken."
3 years ago
especially when fat gingers talk to me
3 years ago
smerf's theme tune just played
3 years ago
smerf has a theme?
3 years ago
"The Joker"
3 years ago
in my head
3 years ago
* Mako cues up Mucho theme http://muchosucko.com/57983/MUCHO *
3 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6seC9NXMrSk
3 years ago
No joke, an old girlfriend decided that was my theme.
3 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k9Itt02QOO0
3 years ago
john lennon is/was a sociopath.....just sayin
3 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vUWoiwWk66g
3 years ago
he was also abusive to his wife and his kid......

unbelievably abusive to his kid
3 years ago
MD, that was fucking terrible.
3 years ago
His kid fucking said that Paul McCartney was more of a father to him

After John Lennon beat the shit out of him
3 years ago
Zeke: WE DON'T CARE.
3 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M-2lMstw6qs
3 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7xL1ffMlzKY
3 years ago
I didn't write it. It wasn't in reference to your theme tune either. I would have to craft that shit.
3 years ago
I'm gonna have to do that now aren't i...
3 years ago
My theme song:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZo88P1Ie94
3 years ago
the funniest part is you equate john lennon as justin bieber
3 years ago
i know no one likes me, oh well.........

3 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qE2Vdcv9Q_o
3 years ago
I was thinking more indiana jones/ crocodile dundee
3 years ago
Well don't ask me. I like the song, but I wasn't the one that called it as my theme song.
3 years ago
on the subject, I claim this as my theme song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s6Ym4rVFZfE
3 years ago
not a song, music
3 years ago
Sad thing is I know exactly the make and model of his meter.
3 years ago
in the normal world yes. But in the world of the geek, admirable
3 years ago
Not too many companies that make em. I know of only two.
3 years ago
are you flirting with me?
3 years ago
Oh, theme music? Indiana Jones would be good. Or Thus Spake Zarathustra.
3 years ago
it was more upbeat that thus smegma zpeufeuinf

still nice piece
3 years ago
doing that farewell and getting out of that life, room and mindframe is the best thing i ever did in my entire life.
3 years ago
Agreed, that time where you fucked off was probably the best thing in all of our lives, even if it was only for a brief while.
3 years ago
stevie..you gotta cheer up buddy
3 years ago
wasn't that brief
3 years ago
Is that seagulls retarded younger brother?
3 years ago
His northern cousin.
3 years ago
my lil bro dreams of looking like this.

like the second most handsome muchoer.
3 years ago
Did you get a neck reduction?
3 years ago
I like his haircut. It's very straight-forward.
3 years ago
Don't like the neckbeard, though
3 years ago
I didn't even notice you were here. Have you been alting?
3 years ago
me and jones and jorb and barret make up approximately 93% of active users
3 years ago
stop making me run off your alts!
3 years ago
Pumasson
3 years ago
Been sailing, just got back this week.
3 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PLgX-VRwKWE
3 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wQpL7uAPAFs
3 years ago
*insert funny and relevant zeke quote here*
3 years ago
* possum inserts As Seen On TV gifts into cheap xmas paper and grins *
3 years ago
Just gift them some pro
3 years ago
and now you're off again?
3 years ago
Nah, I'll be stuck on land for the next long while while I finish school. I'll be busy though.
3 years ago
Hey, I went through university and grad school while muchoing.
3 years ago
and look how well YOU turned out!
3 years ago
That was for Medical school. Its not exactly rocket science now is it?
3 years ago
Well, fuck you both.
3 years ago
* possum prepares to fuck with dog *
3 years ago
oh i was just posting songs for heather
3 years ago
well can you fuck off and post them in chat?
3 years ago
* possum goes to chat *
3 years ago
Don't do it, poss. That way lies madness.

And chatfaggotry.
3 years ago
Are they feeding you?
3 years ago
he sends his food rations to Barret
3 years ago
good dog
3 years ago
even cuter than Victorious
3 years ago
HI POSSUM!
3 years ago
um, well...this is awkward
3 years ago
yeah i understand no one likes me

It's understandable.

3 years ago
Regardless, I'm just gonna scroll back up to the song
3 years ago
onto a stage, i was pushed, with my sorrow, well rehearsed, so give me all of your pity and all your money now.
3 years ago
so yeah - it's time
3 years ago
Shhhhiiiiiit
3 years ago
too bad ima drunk and stoned
3 years ago
smerf......you're dumb
3 years ago
* possum shakes paw at god and possums *
3 years ago
it's funny that they even try to argue with me
3 years ago
anything to entertain yourself......
3 years ago
and it's nothing that no doctor's gonna fix
3 years ago
I know you people think I'm week.......well, good luck with that.
3 years ago
*drunk
3 years ago
now all everyone's listening for the mistakes
3 years ago
Shut the fuck up pussy!
3 years ago
i'm so torn.....
3 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/flUd0Z2.gif
3 years ago
i guess we're not friends anymore. That saddens me.
3 years ago
* possum lends zeke a vivarin *
3 years ago
I just byrned myself pretty bad........but I'd like possum and heather to listen to what i had to say.
3 years ago
Shut the fuck up pussy!
3 years ago
barrett, i mean the same song for you
3 years ago
zeke, stfu.


snap out of this faggotry.
3 years ago
good luck
3 years ago
eat some fucking red meat. Kill a fucking spider. SOMETHING!
3 years ago
I'm just saying, I don't condone killing spiders, but if they crawl near your lips..
3 years ago
So much for zeke du soleil, huh?
3 years ago
Or better yet, fuck off to chat
3 years ago
Wait... You byrned yourself?

Like... Gabriel Byrnes?
3 years ago
No he was burning down the house, like David Byrne https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xNnAvTTaJjM
3 years ago
more like GAYbriel byrned himself
3 years ago
Farewell, Ralph Fiennes.
3 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ee9aUzL733g
3 years ago
i have my razorblade at the ready
3 years ago
i can't piss
3 years ago
do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law.......
3 years ago
Go stand outside for a few minutes.
3 years ago
Last!
3 years ago
And fuck you, dog!
3 years ago
hi!
3 years ago
PS: +1 for the smiley face! Don't know if that was already covered...
3 years ago
i gottago get more wood
3 years ago
fynw, sports
3 years ago
does your wood come pre split?
3 years ago
no

i cut it and split it and it takes the life out of me to haul it in cuz i'm fat and out of shape
3 years ago
i gotta get in shape
3 years ago
regardless my fire's goin, sooo
3 years ago
you cut it? What with?
3 years ago
a chainsaw.......what do you expect?
3 years ago
a chainsaw. From a faggot. A real man uses a handsaw
3 years ago
a goddamn rusty axe with a hand carved handle.
3 years ago
right.......use a campsaw buddy
3 years ago
anyway, I'm drunk and putting on some dtunes
3 years ago
This is for you heather

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bUSN9iidNQ4
3 years ago
ok
3 years ago
Axe?

* smerf goes Gimli for a moment *
3 years ago
the funniest parti that this is random

and you thing i give a shit
3 years ago
you all have already stripped me

I really dont give a fuck anymore

it's just a joke to me now
3 years ago
I've already seen the worst

the worst that people can do to one another

and brains splattered......that obviously dousnt bother me
3 years ago
I've seen you people turn on each other

and i've been fucked......so what?
3 years ago
It's laughable to me......

I honestly would like to learn how to crochet

just so I can relate
3 years ago
well this is nice
3 years ago
Chargers just might comeback and win this thing.
3 years ago
Needs more STFUs
3 years ago
And you guys think Puma is bad?
3 years ago
ok.......should i break the news that john lennon was a roided out fanboy? I'm not gonna throw you under the bus heather but seriously
3 years ago
YES NOW WOULD BE A GOOD TIME
3 years ago
for what?
3 years ago
lmao
3 years ago
Tinski, perhaps.
3 years ago
And looks like they did. Never thought I'd say this, but go Chargers!
3 years ago
Yeah it's funny when some pussy little bitches try to surround you

The fact remains https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ee9aUzL733g
3 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ee9aUzL733g
3 years ago
I LITERALLY DON'T GIVE A FUCK HERE LET ME SHOW YOU SOME YOUTUBE LINKS I MUST GO NOW AND BECOME SOBER AND FIX MYSELF OH GOD IM SO DRUNK I CAN'T PISS LET ME PLAY YOU SOME SONGS THAT MEAN EVERYTHING TO ME I DON'T EVEN CARE WHAT YOU THINK THIS IS LITERALLY RAPE WHY DO I SUCK SO MUCH IMMA PISS NOW DAMN IS SO FAT FUCK YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU PISS GARGLING PUSSY
















Also, shut the fuck up pussy.
3 years ago
lol
3 years ago
Barret might need a snickers.
3 years ago
lolololololollolololololol
3 years ago
attention whore is pleased.
3 years ago
I'm not hear for shit

I really don't care
3 years ago
that's what all the biggest attention whores say
3 years ago
fact.
3 years ago
nor do i
3 years ago
it's just funny to me
3 years ago
they have nothing against me
3 years ago
anyway, i'ma put on music
3 years ago
yeah, I would, it's been your saving grace so far.
3 years ago
you're such a dutz
3 years ago
You think it's just fine forthe amount of people that die every dar
3 years ago
These people die every day and you just shrug it off
3 years ago
fuck you
3 years ago
last time I checked, I wasn't the world god police
3 years ago
there are thousands of people dying and you just shrug it off
3 years ago
yeah what do you do? Bitch about it on mucho?
3 years ago
Zeke, when the fuck did become emo, you gigantic fucking pussy?
3 years ago
Go help and then get your face cut off by a fucking crazed fanatic
3 years ago
there are thousands of fucking people dying and you just say oh well, as long as it's not over here
3 years ago
Hey Zeke? You're gonna die. I'm gonna die. Everything that's living? Is gonna die.
3 years ago
thousands of fucknig people dying
3 years ago
it is "over here". And that pisses me off. And then faggot like you defend them
3 years ago
Every 3 seconds, a poor mucho member receives a stfu, 50% of all stfu abuse is reciprocal, donate to help stop stfu violence now.
3 years ago
scuse my typo, my coke nails got in the way
3 years ago
thousands of fucking people dude
3 years ago
So what did you drink tonight, zeke?
3 years ago
as much as you try to challenge me, i think you're a shithead
3 years ago
Hey MD, what are your plans for Christmas?
3 years ago
why are you even here?
3 years ago
And you two as well, Barret and Mako. Any plans for the holidays?
3 years ago
I don't wanna hear you again.
3 years ago
Nope, I don't celebrate holidays.
3 years ago
I was going to try to go see my Grandad. He's not well. He's one hard bastard though.
3 years ago
Not even new years?
3 years ago
I might pull aside 1 curtain for new years to look at the pretty colors.
That's about it for this years holiday plans.
3 years ago
No. Smerf, I worked pretty much every holiday for nearly seven years. After a while, it's just another fucking day where everything is closed and there's nothing on tv.
3 years ago
dude, shut up
3 years ago
Oh well, fair enough. Buy some weed and some alcohol. Get stoned and get drunk.
3 years ago
What have you got going on for the holidays, zeke?
3 years ago
just saying, my grandads hard but not hard in a "i will run you over for looking at me funny" way. Just that he seems fucking immortal
3 years ago
I have to go to my family where they're all perfect and they all judge me since i was a kid they picked me apart. I don't really like going there. They got lots of money but they've so shocked me i hope the just fucking die. I don't care anymore
3 years ago
I'm sick of this shit
3 years ago
Well, at least you have them. Besides my mother, I have no family, really.
3 years ago
and yeah, they're multi-milioanaires.

I fucking cry when i think of them

I miss my real grandpa
3 years ago
Let Sad-Off 2014 begin, FIGHT!
3 years ago
they were never any family to me
3 years ago
Yeah Barret, I think zeke won a long time ago.
3 years ago
i'm not gonna take the money
3 years ago
Money won't help you, that's for sure.
3 years ago
i've already taken the money.....
3 years ago
but i'm not gonna take it
3 years ago
i got no reason to
3 years ago
Maybe your family picks you apart cause you mooch off them with an occasional job of your own here and there yet remain the fucking loser who can;t get out of his rut. Ever think you should start fixing yourself before worrying about other people dying that we all know you could give one shit about? fix yourself and then help those people you fucking baby
3 years ago
Hey zeke? I ate spaghetti earlier. But I didn't eat it.
3 years ago
I'll take the money. I just had 20 family members jammed in my house all fucking day and I got no money
3 years ago
I'm gonna listen to music
3 years ago
Yeah, baking for the holidays has gotten expensive.
3 years ago
There ya go zeke, just tune it all out.
3 years ago
I bake for the holidays. I have three days worth of leftovers and easily a few pounds of fudge :(
3 years ago
What the fuck is this mess? Jesus christ zeek. Take a fucking prozac or something and stop whining, you pussy.
3 years ago
No, it's just so much easier to sit around feel sorry for himself.
3 years ago
I'll share my Xanax with him. Mix in a little alcohol and it makes for a great day. I gave zero shits while people were here
3 years ago
poor you zeke
3 years ago
Zeke will take your Xanax. But he won't take it...but he will take it.
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
Whats the difference between a dead baby and a golden delicious apple?
You don't cum all over an apple before you eat it.
3 years ago
nobody gives a shit
3 years ago
In ten minutes you'll bitch that she broke your heart, zeke.
3 years ago
but do they really not give a shit?
3 years ago
I don't even care.
3 years ago
What is zeke behind me on?
3 years ago
Barret, you don't care. But you already cared. But you don't care.
3 years ago
A few pounds of fudge is really not that much fudge. Seriously, that stuff is denser than lead.
3 years ago
So are dead baby jokes.
3 years ago
You want it then smerf?
3 years ago
is that...?
3 years ago
toaster shut up and curl up
3 years ago
yeah smerf, YOU WANT IT?
3 years ago
yeah toaster, theis is ZEKE TIME you're taking up.But he don't want it
3 years ago
The fuck does that even mean zeke
3 years ago
It's not even possible for you to curl up so yeah, what does it mean?
3 years ago
my pants are falling down
3 years ago
but i'm not into chrismats
3 years ago
i'm allowing this.....
3 years ago
christmas is a fucking joke to me
3 years ago
man.. thats hot
3 years ago
I don't like chrismats much either.
3 years ago
I will not allow this....
3 years ago
That deadbaby came from Toaster's name being used here. And no, I don't care if it is here or not. Don't use people's name here.
3 years ago
How is it not possible to curl up? I think zeke is just playing it for attention. This seems to be pretty coherent nonsense
3 years ago
Jokes are fucking christmas to me
3 years ago
i don't need to explain myself to you
3 years ago
Good, because we stop listening after a while.
3 years ago
Except is you wish to call me by my birth name, Lord Vader. In which case i give you persmission
3 years ago
I love Christmas! Everything has glitter and I get to buy lots of presents
3 years ago
Ya know though, MD, John Lennon is probably the greatest songwriter that ever lived. That guy was really down to Earth.
3 years ago
lol coherent nonsense. Like zeke took it but didnt take it.
3 years ago
Toaster, no thanks. I've already got fudge in the fridge.
3 years ago
Toaster... Glitter, you say?
3 years ago
I like hookin my kid up for xmas and this year the ol lady got spoiled to shit. It's nice being able to do it. Seriously, quit drinking starbucks and have an extra $180 a month
3 years ago
I don'tknow if he was down to earth. Most of the shit I've seen of lennon is on mucho. So.... yo know what that looks like,
3 years ago
Yeah, I know. But I didn't know. But I do know.
3 years ago
I asked for exactly nothing. Mr Toaster got me all four lethal weapon movies, I was excite
3 years ago
This just in, the votes have been counted and the winner for this years sad-off was......Toasters Husband.

Because Toaster.
3 years ago
someimes I worry if you're a bit shy smerf
3 years ago
MD: I am actually pretty shy.
3 years ago
How can he be shy if that's his Christmas best?.
3 years ago
you let you cock do the talking. I get it
3 years ago
WHAM, heres my dick. I'm shy bitch
3 years ago
Told him that should be his approach but it isn't the one he goes with
3 years ago
it's probably because it sounds hypocritical coming from a woman. Something about rape and stuff
3 years ago
shy rape I hear
3 years ago
I think you're just a stupid fuck

anyways, good luck
3 years ago
the funniest thing is i'm right here
3 years ago
cuz i kinda want to beat the shit out of you
3 years ago
The fuck is shy rape
3 years ago
Its like the Male Gaze Rape but more polite
3 years ago
shut up toaster
3 years ago
yay.....we got barret here now.....
3 years ago
heh.Shut up zeke.
3 years ago
you're a fucking weak minded bitch
3 years ago
I'm not familiar with male gaze rape either
3 years ago
and now another.....
3 years ago
the fact remains that we arent gonnalet kids in here
3 years ago
the funnies tapr is tho one cares
3 years ago
i'ma go piss
3 years ago
as long as you aren't talking to me, fuck off shitbag
3 years ago
alcohol related dementia. I would say, remember that... but...
3 years ago
waste of good booze
3 years ago
i question what you belive
3 years ago
How about we just fucking ignore him and get on with our own conversation?
3 years ago
no you don't you dumb fuck. You contradict it for no reason.
3 years ago
I'm with smerf
3 years ago
i hate you
3 years ago
and I'm sure my life will be all the worse for it
3 years ago
you know that she's gone cun she left you a song that you don't want to sing
3 years ago
Wtf is your problem smerf . stop stfuing zeke bitch
3 years ago
stfu cryax. Fucking wanna be beaner
3 years ago
premature balding, sweaty fucking taco bell-end
3 years ago
Taco bell-end...
That's precious.
3 years ago
poor jones-thread :(
3 years ago
I feel sorry for this post.
3 years ago
zeke couldve fucked up one of my lame musicvid subs, but noooo...
3 years ago
Or the "Everyone deserves love" post.
3 years ago
I really don't care
3 years ago
it's just funny to me
3 years ago
he has nothing against me
3 years ago
even though he knows you dont like him...
3 years ago
I'm really starting to notice the prevalence of mental illness around here.

Lol at Jones never coming back
2 years ago
I know you don't like me jones but bon voyage
3 years ago
make the ocean your bitch......or something like that
3 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6E5m_XtCX3c
3 years ago
no one likes you dookiehead
3 years ago
youre a fuckin spastic emo colon
3 years ago
me?

either way lolol
3 years ago
"spastic emo colon"

Thats nasty.
3 years ago
noly fuck
3 years ago
I remember a time when i used to feel bad for Zeke when people would pick on him...

Now I'm like
http://i.imgur.com/Oht1IG5.gif
3 years ago
Tell me what is it for
3 years ago
we are nowhere and it's now
3 years ago
i am nowhere and it's now
3 years ago
i walk a block to a neon sign
3 years ago
the things that kill yo little yellow bird
3 years ago
The funniest thing is people wanna kill me

mon't be the first time
3 years ago
it's a black balloon
it's a drem you'll soon deny
3 years ago
from the deepest part of the human heart the feart of death commands
3 years ago
Knob
3 years ago
You look like a dipshit jones
3 years ago
i'ma vomit
3 years ago
Don't think I'm agaisnt you

those are other faggots
3 years ago
mc donalds sure does suck
3 years ago
Um... Yes.
3 years ago
i had to settle
3 years ago
It's a rough night if you had to settle for that crap
3 years ago
youre invited to come cook for when mr toaster's patience wears out
3 years ago
*me
3 years ago
I question all of you

3 years ago
What was the question again? Nobody was paying attention.
3 years ago
It's funny
3 years ago
I doubt it
3 years ago
I just don't believe you fucking people
3 years ago
didn't think so
3 years ago
I just don't fucking beieive you

3 years ago
how do you believe that these kides whit stian here?
3 years ago
er dao nuuf huaj hjejugv 949ns ixnz; riu gve0 we
3 years ago
Yeah, MD! How can you?? These kides whit stian!
3 years ago
are you vucking serius?
3 years ago
Yes, I'm vucking serius! I believe the kides whit stian. Cole me down on patty sy!
3 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TVJPB3W54Tc
3 years ago
damn, I wish I could get that wasted. I'd need to be able to waste a lot of time, and the liver of a faggot.
3 years ago
What the vuck did vou just vucking say about me, vou little vitch? I’ll have vou know I graduated top of my class in the vany veals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in vorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire VUS armed forces. vou are nothing to me but just another target. I will Vipe vou the vuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my vucking words. vou think vou can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, vucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret vetwork of vpies across the USA and vour IP is being traced right now so vou better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing vou call vour life. vou’re vucking dead, kid. I can be vanywhere, vanytime, and I can kill vou in over seven vundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe vour viserable ass off the face of the vontinent, vou little shit. If only vou could have known what unholy vetribution vour little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon vou, maybe vou would have held vour vucking tongue. But vou couldn’t, vou didn’t, and now vou’re paying the price, vou goddamn vidiot. I will shit fury all over vou and vou will drown in it. vou’re vucking dead, kiddo.
3 years ago
Wow, Barret typed that in a German accent. Nice job, dude.
3 years ago
I can't read that shit!
3 years ago
made too much sense
3 years ago
lol didn't read it either.

Good night faggots, all i wanted was 1 last fap first.
4 hours wasted because of you douchebags!
3 years ago
jebus christo
3 years ago
So was is 4 hours of repeated fapping instead of the intended single fap?
3 years ago
ok look.

I'm drunk. Sorry


I love you
3 years ago
this song is for you barret
3 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uHe2M2CgxF0
3 years ago
I don't know if you can call it a song or whatever but the whit stian
3 years ago
muchokill :(
3 years ago
Sorry, I was... away.
3 years ago
oh yeah, blame me for the mucho kill
3 years ago
barret didn't even like it.


I hate you barret
3 years ago
My hamster is a millionaire
3 years ago
i guess maybe sleep time :(
3 years ago
In a bit. Just getting a snack in
3 years ago
ok well, if you insist..
3 years ago
barret will get it.

You rest your pretty head, cupcake
3 years ago
and you will not, apparently!

sweet dreams
3 years ago
Goodnight, kids
3 years ago
Who's been making the 400 comments I can't see? Pretty sure I unblocked Punky
3 years ago
Zeke.
3 years ago
another classic zekedown.
3 years ago
Nothing classic about it.
3 years ago
So glad I live on eurotime and missed the drama
3 years ago
But... But... You could have mocked Jones!
3 years ago
And on that note, it's 2:30 am. I'm goign to bed.
3 years ago
He's mocking himself everyday


By being Danish
3 years ago
Night glitterdick
3 years ago
how is it not classic, its around christmas zeke seems to be the worst thine time. If his meltdowns dont happen, christmas isnt the same.
3 years ago
this* not thine?
3 years ago
we all suffer, big fucking deal
3 years ago
no, we all don't.
3 years ago
Bye
3 years ago
arf
3 years ago
Stay safe my friend and always remember, Alana still loves you.
3 years ago
Don't drop the soap...
3 years ago
Bye
3 years ago
Needs more swastika
3 years ago
Goodbye.
1 year ago
Don't let the door hit you on your way out fag.
1 year ago
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