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FART ON MY DICK BITCH!

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woman farts on mans dick.......

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by jrob2020

submitted December 16th 2014

135 comments
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OFF TO THE CHRISTMAS PARTY,FART ON MY DICK BITCHES!
3 years ago
why are you showing us you and dw's private photos?
3 years ago
k gotta go for realz bai
3 years ago
kthnxbai
3 years ago
* jrob2020 renounces squad affiliation *
3 years ago
You drunk?
3 years ago
nope.
3 years ago
very high
3 years ago
and full of enchiladas
3 years ago
You were never really squad in my eyes. More like a mercenary troll.
3 years ago
i just like to cause controversy
3 years ago
bitch!
3 years ago
It's all good. Got a new grinder in the mail today. Nice Space Case, all steel.
3 years ago
SQUAD DONT DOWNVOTE SQUAD BITCH ITS RULE #4523 IN THE HANDBOOK!
3 years ago
ive never used a grinder
3 years ago
i like to fell the sticky moist textuyre on my fingertips
3 years ago
*aircraft aluminum and titanium. I stand corrected.
3 years ago
I roll nearly perfect joints with tips. The finer the grind, the better.
3 years ago
* Sporty cheers for jroob and goes back to playing vidya games *
3 years ago
i use a one hitter to try and conserve but end up smoking it just as fast :(
3 years ago
high grade bud is whiteboy crack
3 years ago
get on DayZ you dirty console peasant
3 years ago
It's true.
3 years ago
I just cant get into man...and Im a pc guy. I just play console games a little.
3 years ago
And DayZ would just bore me, jrob. Not my kinda game.
3 years ago
oh you get into man,all night long
3 years ago
it can be fun,the interactions with the other players...if they dont kill you on site
3 years ago
youtube some dayz vids theres some pretty funny ones
3 years ago
I've been going around auto dv'ng everything for no reason just like sport. I'm so edgy.
3 years ago
I just d/v you...fucking cry baby
3 years ago
You trying to be just like Claude and Seagull ain't ya Rolly
3 years ago
I'm so edgy just like sport.
3 years ago
any of you guys have killing floor?
3 years ago
Maybe I'll start using the terms cry baby and butthurt in every sentence too. That would be so cool. And edgy.
3 years ago
No...but I do have a butt hurt noob following me around pouting all day.
3 years ago
Does that count for anything?
3 years ago
Who's following you around, sport? And why would anyone do that?
3 years ago
Clearly it fits you rolofagmo...Ive never seen anyone so upset on this site in all my days.
3 years ago
Meh, more zombie shit, jrob. Not into it.
3 years ago
i'm Juice on steam and my avy's a texan bull if any oif you queers wanna add me
3 years ago
killing zombies is awesome as fuck
3 years ago
Video games in general really can't hold my attention for very long. Maybe an hour or two, but that's about it.
3 years ago
You see sport, you have just accused me of following you around but, you seem to be the one who follows me around. You make it a point to dv every one of my posts as well as hitting the other little button on each and every one of my comments. You're quite the piece of work.
3 years ago
thats usually what i do,play a couple hours after i get off work,fap then sleep
3 years ago
I like to fap in the morning myself.
3 years ago
yeah i always do a before work fap also
3 years ago
Yeah, I have a dynasty mode going in a basketball game, so it's one game a day for me.
3 years ago
Fucking casuals.
3 years ago
Ooh ooh say something else clever, sport. You're so fucking funny.
3 years ago
* jrob2020 farts on barrets dick *
3 years ago
no homo
3 years ago
Barret, I have to go outside sometimes to make money and get food. That's just how it is.
3 years ago
Sport has gone through and dv every single comment and sub of mine but, I am the one following him around. Good stuff. Tell another funny one, sport.
3 years ago
Do you even hear yourself faggot? Ive got you sooooo upset all you can do is run around and cry like a little bitch every fucking day!!! It's quite comical.
3 years ago
You always seem so sure that I am upset for some reason or that you have upset me. You must consider that little dv finger of yours to be quite powerful huh?
3 years ago
You ARE upset. You cry about me d/ving and stfu'ing you every single day.
3 years ago
* Mako says fuck this I'm goin to Mighty Taco. *
3 years ago
I was only trying to explain to you that it amuses me when you say that I follow you around. What's extremely amusing to me is what you obviously do on this site all day when you're bored.
3 years ago
Rollo_Tomasi
I've been going around auto dv'ng everything for no reason just like sport. I'm so edgy.
20 minutes ago
report spam | like | told to stfu | 2 stfu
3 years ago
/thread
3 years ago
I "cry" about it? Hmmm. You are the one begging for attention by actually doing those things. Then heaven forbid I give you the attention you need so badly by merely mentioning your shenanigans and that is somehow automatically "crying"? You are such a character.
3 years ago
/sporty Imma go around auto dv'ng everything a certain user does and then wait for them to mention it. Then I'll call them butthurt. Yeah.
3 years ago
Keep crying...I can feel the rage growing.


lol
3 years ago
Whatever makes you feel complete, sport.
3 years ago
In the meantime, keep following me around hitting buttons like the pathetic loser you are.
3 years ago
okay so here's the deal:
1 - neither one of you is raging
2 - neither one of you is butthurt
3 - you are both faggots
4 - except for sporty
3 years ago
...and i aint too sure about sporty
3 years ago
That settles it.
3 years ago
I usually make the lists around here.
3 years ago
Hey poss?
3 years ago
* possum sticks fingers in both ears and squees *
3 years ago
Hey poss? /me grabs poss by the hair on the back of his head
3 years ago
Don't grab Poss like that.
3 years ago
* possum goes limp *
3 years ago
/me sticks knife through mako's stupid face
3 years ago
Like your fat fingers can control a knife well enough to stab someone.
3 years ago
Oh hey look- sport is "following me around" acting "all butthurt" with his little button. Ironic.
3 years ago
No, I was saying don't grab him like that, cause when he goes limp, he shits and pisses all over the place.
3 years ago
/me makes bloody mush out of mako's stupid face
3 years ago
Oh yes, evil fivehead man, your might is amazing. Oh woe are we.
3 years ago
The only thing you can make a bloody mush out of is the stfu button, Rollo.
3 years ago
Only faggots use the stfu button. Except maybe the shark.
3 years ago
See? Faggot alert!
3 years ago
How did your mom like my dick up her ass last night, kirk?
3 years ago
I dunno, why don't you ask her? She's a registered sex therapist who should be able to assist you in your limpy problem.
3 years ago
What's her number?
3 years ago
I'm not sure I'd hand that out here. However, the last time she had a stalker-patient who wouldn't obey the restraining order mysteriously needed a lot of dental work. I had lunch in my favorite place in Detroit the same day. Ironic,
3 years ago
Lol you're a big fat pussy. Nice try.
3 years ago
Later that day I recycled some phone books I found at my brothers.
3 years ago
Then you sat in the corner with pissed pants while I fucked your mom in the ass.
3 years ago
Been attending the Puma school of trolling, Rollo?
3 years ago
My mom probably wouldn't mind that. I'm unsure, but you seem to think that fucking my mom bothers me.
3 years ago
He's in a 12 year old state of mind jimbo.
3 years ago
Oh fuck, now I've got Tony Bennett stuck in my head.
3 years ago
Haha...
3 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-muRwDA8l8A
3 years ago
Haha lol
3 years ago
owh god not tony
3 years ago
lmao
3 years ago
the funny part is,i bet it feels really good..
3 years ago
upvotes butt doesnt watch
3 years ago
it's pretty tame...
3 years ago
if it has girls farting i dont wanna watch it the end
3 years ago
dude - i SAID i would put the avy back on for xmas eve, okay?
3 years ago
Hey poss?
3 years ago
rollo, wanna go to chat?
3 years ago
Sure
3 years ago
i waited and waited but it was just yak and somebody named nastidon :(
3 years ago
you better, i put my heart and soul into this avy
3 years ago
i just had to put i away for a bit cause it was confusing me
3 years ago
*it
3 years ago
Its always dangerous to eat Chipotle before having sex.
3 years ago
we dont have those here yet :(

we do have farting though :)
3 years ago
Farting is my favorite
3 years ago
*flavor
3 years ago
my dick would wilt like a flower in searing heat
3 years ago
the vibrations would feel nice you;d just need to wear a gas mask or somfin'
3 years ago
she'd need to wear a mask too with that face
3 years ago
she does look like a bulldog :(
3 years ago
* jrob2020 wishes cuntscab would fart on his dick for christmas *
3 years ago
I SEE YOU OVER THERE----------->
3 years ago
6 USERS ONLINE AND THEY'RE ALL AWESOME......I COULD GET USED TO THIS
3 years ago
woops no caps intended on that one
3 years ago
What's going on in here? I'm trying to sleep...
3 years ago
WAKE UP BITCH
* jrob2020 sissymark fartwalks out the door to work *
3 years ago
hey is it just me or is this not fun anymore sober?

I see people repeating my old patterns and it sickens me.
3 years ago
Like a warm breeze of love
3 years ago
Exactly!
3 years ago
Nothin says lovin like a warm breeze from the oven.
3 years ago
Possum likes lesbian pee porn, yet can't handle a little butt gas. To each his own, I guess.
3 years ago
Pffft... this is like regular youtube shit. Light those farts on fire while doing this... now that's Mucho!!!
3 years ago
We have that, Mr President.
3 years ago
Mucho does have a little something for everyone after all.
3 years ago
recover password
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