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Double Smerfed Stripper Boobs

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Went to strip club last night and brought back a little something for Mucho

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by DangerousDug

submitted December 15th 2014

133 comments
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Double Smerfed Stripper Boobs
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I have a feeling you brought back more than that.
Like herpes.
3 years ago
Thought you guys might like to see the full pic of this stripper. I trimmed out some parts but I suppose I should not have because I think the original is more Mucho worthy than the cropped version.
http://i.imgur.com/2z0hYH9.jpg
2 years ago
I thought Sporty might like what I think is soiled panties in the corner too
2 years ago
there is no sporty on mucho
2 years ago
nice stretch marks
3 years ago
nice forearm nipple
3 years ago
So, since a Mucho sign is supposed to be irrefutable proof of who you are, and since you posted this Dug, all we can now believe is that you finely had a sex change operation so you can fully engorge yourself on some cock and feel like a real lady at the same time.

pshh... strippers... as if we'd believe that.
3 years ago
Nice tits, by the way.
3 years ago
*finally
3 years ago
worst stripclub ever
3 years ago
bitch cant even be bothered to get her nails did
3 years ago
luckily shes holding the sign under her boobs or her nips wouldve dropped out of frame
3 years ago
Nice tat as well. She must be stripping for two.
3 years ago
christopher will be lucky to see his 10th bday
3 years ago
woops..my bad..Christgoher
3 years ago
Well Dug, if you weren't sure about your sexuality before you went into the strip club, i'm sure that ugly cunt verified your gayness.
3 years ago
Ahhh... she is not so bad. I have known her for years
3 years ago
so you finally share the daughters nudes....bout time
3 years ago
You knew her when she went as Dave.
3 years ago
several kids ago she looked like this
http://i.imgur.com/vz1Wx9y.jpg
3 years ago
Fuck, yeah she was nice. So you just followed her into the bathroom, and took this photo. I thought they frowned upon that.
3 years ago
no... another stripper took it for me.
3 years ago
She went in and said to her, don't worry hun, i'm just taking a photo for that gay guy out there, with the me myself and Irene haircut.
3 years ago
hahahahahah
3 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/2KO2am0.jpg
3 years ago
Does she have no hips?
3 years ago
Who goes to a strip club on Sunday night?
3 years ago
Answer : I do... not always, but any day is a good day for the strip club
3 years ago
Not when they look like that pig up there.
3 years ago
Isn't it about time for some OC from you TRaude ?
3 years ago
How about a guitar video, Mr. broken record?
3 years ago
I hurt your feelings. that stripper must be a relative.
3 years ago
Like anything posted by you will be oc.... sure
3 years ago
Wait, that's not smerf?
3 years ago
i think this is one of those "massage parlors"
notice the jizz rags and something that looks like a hazmat bag at the bottom
3 years ago
how much did you pay for the happy ending?
3 years ago
*MS sign
3 years ago
I see the jizz rags, at the top right, and what do you mean hazard bag, like for sharps, people are shooting up, while getting a lap dance, how classy.
3 years ago
needles,aids blood,meth spoons....the usual
3 years ago
You get a free happy ending every 3rd visit
3 years ago
typicl sunday night in ohio
3 years ago
* West Virginia
3 years ago
I'd rather stay in, and have a wank.
3 years ago
is that your daughter, DirtyDug?
3 years ago
I didn't take her with me this time. Would look more like my sister than my daughters boobs anyhow
3 years ago
That sounds like a comment from someone on the Steve Wilkos show. STEVE STEVE STEVE.
3 years ago
Jerry....Jerry....Jerry
3 years ago
The Steve Wilkos show is much rougher than Jerry Springer used to be, Springer used to have weird people, but it was entertaining, but the Steve Wilkos show seem to be mainly child molesters, i end up turning it off.
3 years ago
Aka turn you onto that show?
3 years ago
* Mako has done lots of work for Mr. Wilkos. *
3 years ago
Is this the best the strip club offers? if so, you hicks are bummin.
3 years ago
She just had the biggest boobs
3 years ago
Them some sad boobies. Bet if they didn't have so much hang they'd not be big at all :(
3 years ago
Do you have pierced nipples,Toaster?
3 years ago
Not yet. I'm going to get a nip and tuck done on them after I feed our spawn
3 years ago
So you were lying to possum when you said you weren't able to have children?
3 years ago
No. I'm going to a fertility clinic right now, you just always keep a little hope. Obviously if we buy them the nip n tuck will come sooner
3 years ago
I hope you are able to have one. < I mean that.
3 years ago
Well if I buy one I'll know I picked a good one. It'd be easy to pick out the non window licker. When you poop out your own you take your chances
3 years ago
Sometimes it takes awhile to get knocked up if you been on bc for a few years
3 years ago
Healthy is all that matters. At least when "buying" one you can take your pick. I feel for parents that have to deal with the complications that can happen during and or after a pregnancy.
3 years ago
We tried for 2 years and as soon as we were going to both get checked out to find out what was wrong BLAMMO baby
3 years ago
here's a thought: adopt
3 years ago
Sex ed by Duhg.
3 years ago
anybody spending tons of $ trying to birth a kid, while there are x number of "starving orphans" out there, needs to get shitfucked
3 years ago
We aren't spending anything, it's all covered by our health insurance
3 years ago
Which means the rest of us are paying for it.
3 years ago
* possum doubledug whooshies *
3 years ago
actually its easier to get pregnant if you fuck up on your pill (ie take it incorrectly or miss pills) so really it often takes no time at all to get pregnant while 'off' the pill. Also, why the fuck would she go to a fertility specialist if it were a matter of 'being on bc for a few years'
3 years ago
because dug is dug
3 years ago
Well smerf if you'd like to trade him jobs to have our medical coverage you're welcome. Not many make it through their training g
3 years ago
No, I'm good. There's a route for direct commission for me, if I chose to join.
3 years ago
I'm glad you can't have kids.
3 years ago
that is just awesome, on many levels
3 years ago
the stretch-marks make it all come together
3 years ago
Poss, you into stretch-mark fetish porn? Didn't even know it was a thing
3 years ago
um no - read my comment below
3 years ago
Scrolling, so much work
3 years ago
It really pulls it right up there...
3 years ago
dug: the master of unintentionally MS-worthy subs
3 years ago
Strippers make everything better
3 years ago
* possum atomic dark-matter facepaws *
3 years ago
Kinda figured you were gonna take a brake again here a few nights ago possum..... when Puma was doing the MOD screens. I could feel your disgust
3 years ago
um
3 years ago
* possum walks away from this thread and feels righteous about doing so *
3 years ago
I've been to better strip clubs in Detroit.
3 years ago
ha ha ha
3 years ago
I have never been to a strip club.
3 years ago
why not?

i mean - i havent been to one in 20 years or so, and i dint have many good times in any of the clubs...

just curious


are you a mormon or something?
3 years ago
Meh, just never been.
3 years ago
or maybe one of those dirty JW's?
3 years ago
Ew...
3 years ago
Smerf, Live a little. Don't get hooked thinking you're gonna pull one of em but go and check it out. Find a nice place. Boston had an amazing spot called cover girls or some shit. I remember mentioning it to squat when he was going there for a wedding. Looking at vagina is can be fun. Just don;t tell them you have pierced nipples.
3 years ago
Most chicks have responded well to the piercings.
3 years ago
Smerf, just go visit foxes D:
3 years ago
I have no idea where that is.

Since you're recommending it, I'll assume it's a gay/tranny strip club.

I suspect you'd do that to me.
3 years ago
It's a strip club in Spanaway, nuff said
3 years ago
ooph
3 years ago
that must be the nigger side of town
3 years ago
*ginger
3 years ago
For the record: both my nipples are pierced.
3 years ago
For the record: SO GAY!!!!
3 years ago
I've been to some pretty shady strip clubs, on nights where the D squad is out... and this might take the cake.
3 years ago
dem stretch-marks
3 years ago
I was in a regular pub in London, one day after that had 3 strippers in there, they went around and collected a pound per person, in a pint glass and then went up on stage, and did some hardcore shit, i mean putting bottles up their pussy and so on. Not bad for a quid.
3 years ago
I went to college with a stripper. Nice lady, putting herself through community college at the time.

Just finished up her doctorate last year.
3 years ago
I rented one to come to my house for my brothers birthday. He passed out early so..... we sat him up on the couch and put a $5 spot on his forehead. She did a handstand to pussy bash against his head and the $5 was gone. All while listening to little t & a by the stones.
3 years ago
my best time in a nudie bar: black chick squirts my brother in the face w/boob juice during a lap dance

Bill turns to me, glasses coated, and sez:

"Whoa...milk!"

/end possum story
3 years ago
Was this your now-dead brother?
3 years ago
naw - live one
3 years ago
RIP yorick, btw
3 years ago
he was, like, a jerkstore to me
3 years ago
That reminds me, I have a lactation video to upload...
3 years ago
want some of his old socks?
3 years ago
* smerf vomits *


No thanks.
3 years ago
some of them might still contain stray toes
3 years ago
Nice. sub pics of those onto mucho.
3 years ago
naw - i hate feet
3 years ago
Fair enough, I'm not a fan either.
3 years ago
kurupt is still up?
3 years ago
Why, does he like feet?
3 years ago
meh - thought about subbing an irish music vid i have saved for him, but fuck him
3 years ago
DO IT.
3 years ago
Its not another of those Irish cultural advertising videos is it ?
3 years ago
I don't know what everyone is bitching about these tits for, I'd blow a load on them.
3 years ago
who wouldnt. And more importantly, who hasn't
3 years ago
I hasn't
3 years ago
Fries has his own tits.
3 years ago
Because he's fat.
3 years ago
Poor Christopher
3 years ago
get a shoddy tatto of your kid, it makes everything ok,
3 years ago
recover password
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