points: 18

erm... ...Shit.

Like a tramp to a burger full of razor blades.

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by makodragon

submitted December 11th 2014

46 comments
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What a dumbass
3 years ago
He should have put an elastic band over that
3 years ago
This was better the first time
3 years ago
Oh yeah. I forgot about that.
3 years ago
FYI

I'll be shitting on the Gulf coast of Florida until Tuesday

* Magawd hasn't seen any Alligators yet. *
3 years ago
Maybe a little cool for them this time of year?
3 years ago
Hitting the Glades Saturday, we shall see. It was pretty fucking nice out today.
3 years ago
My eyes are turning to shit....looking over a dining guide and I need a fucking magnifying glass.
3 years ago
Yeah, they're cold blooded, so they kinda go into low power mode when it gets cooler. You might have some luck, though.
3 years ago
I'm going into chill the fuck out mode.
3 years ago
Be careful where you pee.
3 years ago
I met a waitress that I am fairly certain I'll be fouling by Sunday.
3 years ago
Drumrave's mom. =(
3 years ago
Does she work at Finky's in Orlando? If so, good job, if not, be sure to check her ID and make sure she's of age. It is Florida, after all.
3 years ago
She is originally from Ohio so it may be duhg's sister/cousin/sister inlaw.
3 years ago
Why? The age of consent in Florida is 6.
3 years ago
I haven't been in Florida since I was in Daytona and Orlando for bike week back in '92. Got a shirt from there that said "I got kinky at Finky's" lol
3 years ago
* Mako dreams of the 1992 Harley Davidson Dyna Daytona FXDB. Only 1700 were made. *
3 years ago
* Magawd dreams of ass fucking Linda *
3 years ago
I was 16 at the time. Bike week was a big deal for me, I guess.
3 years ago
no doubt
3 years ago
* PunkyBruiser puts in Field of Dreams 8\ *
3 years ago
kudos to the alligator for makin' a trail outta birdseed, straight to it's mouth. lol
3 years ago
That is a Crocodile spunky....

* Magawd is on his laptop and unfortunately assface block is not engaged. *
3 years ago
*crocodile?

meh. they all look the same.
3 years ago
ACTUALLY.... no they don't

* makodragon did research for those tags *
3 years ago
* ClaudeBallz dreams of drumrave's mommy. *
3 years ago
nice interpost, dude. 8(
3 years ago
long narrow snout = croc or your mom
3 years ago
I'm going to eat, fuck this shit before it gets out of hand.
3 years ago
It's a croc. The reptile in the video, I mean.
3 years ago
That's a gator, Punky. Funny how at the end he took off like "Oops, I'm in trouble."
3 years ago
he was running to the office for the first aid kit
3 years ago
I meant the gator, actually. If he had wanted to, he could've eaten that guy.
3 years ago
just like a dog, lol.
3 years ago
*quail
3 years ago
I'd get pissed if some weird Thai guy was putting his face near my mouth, too. A little bite, shake, and release, and they get the message.
3 years ago
that was his exploratory bite.
3 years ago
I don't know about exploratory. I think it was more of a "motherfucker-you-don't-hear-me-hissing-at-you-or-see-my-teeth-take-that-then," bite.
3 years ago
more like..."if you yank my tail again"...
3 years ago
Yeah, that too. One asshole had him by the tail, the other is poking him in the face with sticks-of course he's gonna get pissed off lol
3 years ago
I forgot to do something, shark. "catcha later". 8)
3 years ago
Later.
3 years ago
i must have been busy alting when MD subbed this

soooory
3 years ago
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