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For all you sluts that are tired of cock soup

50 delicious new recipes for your cock

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by TheAllMightyToaster

submitted December 11th 2014

106 comments
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For all you sluts that are tired of cock soup
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Fyi it looks like billy gibbons makes a guest appearance running from a shark on the subway in sharknado 2
3 years ago
It appears rollo has a hardon for me tonight
3 years ago
You wish
3 years ago
That would be you wishing my dear fries
3 years ago
I dont wish anymore... they never come true :(
3 years ago
Pffft! As if that fatass could even get it up
3 years ago
Isnt cock better raw..
3 years ago
You're the resident expert aren't you
3 years ago
Maybe
3 years ago
fries is a boiled cock man himself
3 years ago
Fries is more of an any way he can't it cock man
3 years ago
This is making me feel hungry
3 years ago
Most things make me feel hungry
3 years ago
So cute when fatties bond
3 years ago
It really is.
3 years ago
Hey Mako. How's the head, are you still playing shitfuck on a mental loop everyday?
3 years ago
Nah, no time. I just got home and sat down since 5 a.m. with this bullshit storm that weather forecasters botched. 1-3 inches of snow was forecast last night, then I couldn't open my front door this morning. Typical winter.
3 years ago
*Out since 5a.m.
3 years ago
Yeah, we had a storm over here the past few days also.record high waves of 16.8 meters on the coasts and 100 mph winds, it's all calmed down since. I saw the Dug chicken spanking video, that cunt is fucking deranged.
3 years ago
We get fucked up weather here that nobody seems able to predict. Forecast was 1-3 inches of snow overnight, then another 1-3 during the day today. I woke up to over a foot of snow, and it's been falling steadily since this morning. Can't even keep my driveway cleaned out.
3 years ago
We haven't got weather like that over here in around 5 years, the country almost came to a stand still. New York and the surrounding areas seem to be getting battered over the past few months, they showed it on the news over here a few times.
3 years ago
Back in my hometown, about 120 miles east of here, they had rain for two days, then got a foot of snow in one day. Ice everywhere, even states of emergency. NYC got snow, but they're pussies and freak out if they get more than a dusting. Here, it can be zero visibility and have snowed a foot since last night, but you better bring your ass to work and get the kids ready for school.
3 years ago
Fuck that, if i was you, i would put on the heating, sit back, open a bottle of whisky and play everybody knows shitfuck as loud as possible.
3 years ago
I gotta keep my sidewalk and driveway clear because I'm expecting a couple of deliveries today-food, ups, etc. If you don't clean up, they don't deliver.
3 years ago
You must spend a lot of money on take-out Mako, i don't really bother with it. Maybe every couple of weeks, get a dominos or a curry or something, but that's if i really couldn't be arsed cooking.
3 years ago
Yeah, we do order out a lot around here, but most of it sucks, unfortunately. The one saving grace is that every little pizza place competes for business when the weather gets shitty, so they deliver regardless of conditions, but won't walk up a snow-filled driveway-makes no sense to me, but I also don't want to get sued if that delivery guy falls in my yard.
3 years ago
Why don't you ask them to phone you when they are outside, and just walk down and collect the pizza from him. Instead of going out, busting your bollocks shoveling snow.
3 years ago
Because like I said, I'm also waiting for UPS. They won't deliver my package if they can't get to my door. And they won't phone me because my phone's area code is still connected to my hometown, which is different than it is here. He'd have to pay long distance phone charges, and nobody is about to do that. Plus, I order online. Not gonna sit on hold while I call outside the area code and rack up charges,.
3 years ago
The driveway I can plow, but not the sidewalk, unfortunately. So we're just forced to do things ass-backwards instead of making things easier on ourselves.
3 years ago
O.k i forgot you said you were waiting for a package. Looks like you have no other choice pal.
3 years ago
Eh, it's just another winter day. People live here their whole lives and forget how to drive in this shit, too. Don't know how much longer I want to deal with it. After damn near forty years of this shit, I've kind of had it.
3 years ago
Are you making some money on the side, doing Mr.Plow?
3 years ago
Yeah, but I like doing it, too. I just hate that our infrastructure sucks here, so I'm out and plowing before the roads are ever cleared. So therefore, I have to drive around accidents and stuck motorists trying to get to work. Back home we kept the roads a lot cleaner, here people just deal with it, I guess-might just be time for a new highway superintendent here.
3 years ago
Another fine book by Poo-ma
3 years ago
keep giving him attention everyday tollbait
3 years ago
Shut your jealous trap, boy
3 years ago
hes sitting back in his hideously wallpepered shack having a giggle at your rage
3 years ago
You ruined my perfect most recent comments run, NIGGER
3 years ago
while you move closer and closer to a ragestroke
3 years ago
* Sprinkles kicks the dog and punches the wife *
3 years ago
a ragestroke is what I do when I think about rage-fucking lobos
3 years ago
Sub some OC, for fuck's sake
3 years ago
i could sub my dick again,i know how you love dicks
3 years ago
I think we all have to admit that it is kind of shitty that most of the content today was provided by a shit stain.
3 years ago
it wasnt all bad content at least...
3 years ago
He deserves all the shit we can muster
3 years ago
if you fucks would just ignore him he would stop trying eventually
3 years ago
but we all know thatll never happen
3 years ago
Thanks, capt Obvious
3 years ago
No, it wasn't all bad content, don't get me wrong. It's just that this place kinda feels like it's lost something to me lately.
3 years ago
I can't speak to that or on anything over a year and a half old
3 years ago
I'm probably just bored lol
3 years ago
its the same as it always was just with new personalities mixed in and some of the older personalities M.I.A.
3 years ago
As far as from when I first arrived, it's pretty much same old, same old, except I know who's who and what's what now...
3 years ago
Separated the corn from the turds, so to speak
3 years ago
No, you guys gotta go back far. I'm talking like at least five years ago. Mucho felt different to me then. Idk, like I said, maybe it's me.
3 years ago
I think for the most part, most are pretty cool...
3 years ago
all the "old mucho" threads i read were usually pretty dumb and cringeworthy
3 years ago
some good ones here and there
3 years ago
Exactly.
3 years ago
Take a randumb thread from any time period and they all play out the same way
3 years ago
Oh, I mean as far as content it was different. Not necessarily better. But I really think newer members treat each other like shit way more than we used to.
3 years ago
its always been pretty hateful since i joined...
3 years ago
Yeah, but we did have our moments. Lately they seem fewer and farther in between.
3 years ago
It takes a lot of energy being the arsehole all the time you know...
3 years ago
You have no idea lol
3 years ago
Even dik needed a day or two of rest between tirades
3 years ago
Like I said, the weather really pissed off a lot of people today, too. Botched forecasts do that to people when they wake up to that much snow.
3 years ago
Even my pizza delivery guy was pissed off lol
3 years ago
I managed to clear 1/2 my yard before the 30" or so of wet, slushy snow bogged my snow-thrower down completely.

$30 later, Mr Plow cleaned it all in 10 minutes. :)
3 years ago
Fuck winter
3 years ago
Yeah, I have one of those little electric snow throwers for my gigantic sidewalk that I hate. It's basically useless here.
3 years ago
The driveway is no big deal, but people have to realize I have to plow and shovel myself out when I get home, or I can't get in the house.
3 years ago
You should see the flooding around these parts... one guy had 3 feet of water in his basement.
3 years ago
Roads washed out, cars driving into sinkholes, it's fucked up
3 years ago
take that shit to facebook messenger fags
3 years ago
Yeah, Syracuse got rain and then snow. We just had way more snow than we expected here. It finally stopped snowing an hour ago. I think it snowed maybe 24 hours straight, though.
3 years ago
Jrob wants to discuss vidya games instead...

3 years ago
Fuck winter.
3 years ago
This sub's not that great, so I don't mind shitting it up.
3 years ago
And yeah, fuck winter.
3 years ago
http://weather.weatherbug.com/LA/New%20Orleans-weather/local-forecast/7-day-forecast.html?zcode=z6286
3 years ago
i love winter :)
3 years ago
*hairy cock
3 years ago
yo mama
3 years ago
I'm one of those people now that relies on winter. I have to keep reminding myself of that.
3 years ago
Not me, so... FUCK WINTER!
3 years ago
Get a truck and a blade. Somebody will pay you, trust me. Everybody around here with their own personal vehicles has had to put "not for hire" on the door because people will just walk or drive up to you and try to hire you on the spot.
3 years ago
It's crazy, people don't plan ahead till they have a foot of snow in their driveway and don't want to clean it anymore.
3 years ago
I thought about it Mako, but there are 3 guys with tractors and a snowblowing attachment in my subdivision alone, and two of them earn their living off of that...
3 years ago
Seems kinda shitty for me to cut into their earnings for some extra spending money :/
3 years ago
I can understand that. You really have to not mind driving in complete shit for one thing. Landscaping companies are the biggest players around here because they completely change over to plow services in the winter, and might have nine or ten trucks out there at once. Those guys usually do commercial lots, and I watch out for them because they're always in a big fucking hurry.
3 years ago
No awesome snow but we have some seriously fucked winds
3 years ago
Does it stink like sex there?
3 years ago
I wish. Since I've been sick the hubby hasn't come near
3 years ago
That's okay, fries still luvs ya.
3 years ago
I got the clear from the doctor today, so let's hope our power goes out so he can't WoW all night lol
3 years ago
He still Wows???
3 years ago
Has since the day the game came out. Just built a new computer. Hasn't done anything but game and work since the expansion came out last month
3 years ago
I thought that shit was over.
3 years ago
* ClaudeBallz checks to see if Doom servers are still up *
3 years ago
WoW almost died a few years ago, this expansion is pretty great. He was hardcore into LoL but not so much lately
3 years ago
lol
3 years ago
stfu
3 years ago
recover password
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