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Birds vs Tree

All I'm saying is there is no fucking way on earth I would be outside if I saw this happening.

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by yak

submitted July 22nd 2006

23 comments
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Alfred Hitchcock's The Birds or what!
11 years ago
You're kidding, right? This happens every autumn here. They'e like gutter birds. Too many of the fuckers
11 years ago
Scott Fraser should be shot for not knowing how to make sensible titles this day and age.
11 years ago
People, this is what happens when you waste Axe body spray on a silly tree....
11 years ago
fuck birds, fuck trees, fuck gay ass commentators, and fuck cheesy floating texts.
11 years ago
Fuck fuck sancho.
11 years ago
Yak man, you're a pussy! Now why would you be afraid of birds trying to sit on a tree that can't hold all the weight? PUSSHEEEEEEH
11 years ago
They should be glad cows don't fly very well.
11 years ago
Stupid fucking starling ..... someone pass me a 12gauge shotgun , that should finish a few of the fucking things
11 years ago
they just found a waspnest or b's, nothing out of the ordinary you computerhaving cityboys.
well im gona take off my shoes walk barefeet and smoke some weed and enjoy beeing unemployed, and hillbilly/bum :)
11 years ago
"computerhaving cityboys", shit, that's gotta hurt
11 years ago
Well, one things for sure I wouldn't be loking up with my mouth open if that we're happening outside...
300 odd birds could repaint a house!
11 years ago
*looking
11 years ago
well KJELL you uneducated 'computerhaving' hillbilly, whilst trying to be a smartass you slipped up there...bees and wasps dont nest in the Late Autumn/winter/Early Spring months....as all the drones die and the queens are off hibrenating so far...in fact i dont think starlings even eat wasps...maybe you should lay off the weed you fucking 'tard.
11 years ago
lol Starlings are funny

If one of them is in a tree singing, and you go out and look at it, he'll stop singing and look back at you as much as to say "WTF are you looking at me for?"
11 years ago
hehe, true...its just as well for me that they dont realise that what im looking at them through is the scope of my air rifle. they live in my roof and piss me off.
11 years ago
I wish these things happened at my place daily. I wouldnt even sell tickets to the crazy bird tree show.
11 years ago
<Tommeh then they prob want to fuck eachother, stinking mongol
11 years ago
"In" your roof? Wouldn't that be like... your "attic"? Or maybe they squish themselves between the plywood and shingles.
11 years ago
actually, i've seen birds slam into windows and people with some pretty bad results. I wouldn't be scared of this but knowing that birds can do damage if they dive or you're in their flight path would be a little crazy..... especially with that many.
11 years ago
Starlings aren't native to the U.S. And they are seriously over populated. We are fucking over run with them in Texas. Kinda like Mexicans, but they don't make as big of a mess.
11 years ago
and it propably where bee's summer started early this year.
11 years ago
KJELL - again, you fucked up, they dont want to fuck each other as it looks pretty wintery...and ask any 5 year old and they will likely tell you wildlife breeds in spring. and what kinda comeback is stinking mongo? are you early teens or something?

FrankenPengine - theres these things called tiles on roofs...and there is space between the tile and the insulation...meaning they are in the roof, not the attic as they cant get in there...so yes like i said: IN my roof.
11 years ago
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