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They say i could be anything i wanted...

...so i became a female black british sumo wrestler !!

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by Steven_Seagull

submitted December 6th 2014

143 comments
what do you think? let everyone know!
They say i could be anything i wanted...
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comments (143)
what a fat ass.
3 years ago
I see you lost some weight since last time
3 years ago
Bam
3 years ago
Must be all that sex he's having burning off the calories.
3 years ago
Naughty
3 years ago
...........
3 years ago
Fapping doesn't count as sex or exercise
3 years ago
If that was the case, quite a few of us here would be in great shape and getting lots of ass.
3 years ago
consider the possibility that smerf has better intel than you....

just saying. consider it.





noob.
3 years ago
intershark
3 years ago
I commented almost a full minute before you did, Steve. That's long enough.
3 years ago
the larger the unit, the less precise mucho counters are.
3 years ago
twss!
3 years ago
meh
3 years ago
It's only funny if gully says it, mako...
3 years ago
Yeah, I forgot.
3 years ago
looking good, you been doing that zumba seal taught you?
3 years ago
i tried.... but then i just ate it!
3 years ago
and the gym
3 years ago
downvote for too many tags
3 years ago
and the instructor
3 years ago
every single one is needed!
3 years ago
you can uv now


fucking kjirk
3 years ago
He kept the most important one - fuck you rydog
3 years ago
rydong* would have been better, Reason #130982 why kirk sucks.
3 years ago
Stop asking people to send you snacks
3 years ago
too much bread & olives
3 years ago
and prosciutto.
3 years ago
I JUST ORDERED INDIAN FOOD!!!

*PAPADAMSPLOSION*
3 years ago
I feel bad for your toilet, Steve.
3 years ago
bitches forgot my naan!!
3 years ago
Uh oh!
3 years ago
I am so confused, & HUNGRY
3 years ago
*sexually confused
3 years ago
no, smerf, I like ladies, & trannies. No confusion, also, I am still hungry.
3 years ago
order some indian!
3 years ago
or , a Chinese? Fries has been quiet for a bit.
3 years ago
Jesus christ...I fucking hate curry.
3 years ago
he only works sundays.
3 years ago
just like punky's mom.
3 years ago
all other days she spreads 'em without guys having to slip her a fiver.
3 years ago
Bird's mad.
3 years ago
I wish my mom still worked on sundays. That would mean she's still alive. 8(
3 years ago
who hates curry? Punky, what is wrong with you?
3 years ago
i am making White Chili tonight fyi
3 years ago
Faggots and hindus eat curry.
3 years ago
That's why Indians always smell like straight up ass. Too much curry in their diet.
3 years ago
BW, while I was in England for the seventh to eighth time... The catering service saturated all their food with curry, and I got fucking sick of it. Even saying the word "curry" makes me cringe.
3 years ago
* PunkyBruiser cringes *
3 years ago
Brits go apeshit for curry, Punky, I don't know what it is.
3 years ago
i'm with both o you, but once a month some nice curry is awesome.

preferrably hot as fuck and served with copious ammounts of naan.
3 years ago
and wtf is white chili?
3 years ago
a good curry is a fine thing
3 years ago
Usually made with chicken or turkey http://www.cookinglight.com/food/recipe-finder/white-chili-recipes
3 years ago
regular chili - but i dont serve it to negroes
3 years ago
"White chili"?


* PunkyBruiser stares at cryax *
3 years ago
dey go hooongry...

bow bow bow...
3 years ago
is this like ned flanders two alarm chili?
3 years ago
No, it's usually not spicy nor is it tomato based.
3 years ago
I usually use chicken stock in mine, but there's a million ways to make it, just like regular chili.
3 years ago
sounds pointless. no beef, no hotness, no tomato tang, why even call it chili?
3 years ago
um i put jalepenos and andouille sausage in mine - its pretty hot
3 years ago
After what you ate yesterday, Seagull, you have no room for comment.
3 years ago
chili-out, DUDE
3 years ago
Jalapenos aren't hot lmao
3 years ago
And who the fuck puts sausage in white chili???
3 years ago
me
3 years ago
Then it's not chili.
3 years ago
* possum flounces off to the store *
3 years ago
what was wrong with last night's dinner? i fail to see the connection...
3 years ago
*bounces
3 years ago
Well, it's not white chili, I should say. White chili has turkey or chicken-Idk what you're makin' poss lol
3 years ago
“Ohhhh I admit it! It’s two alarm chili, two and a half tops! I just wanted to look like a big man in front of the kids!”

“Daddy? Are you going to jail?”

“We’ll see soon. We’ll see.”
3 years ago
They say he carved it himself......from a bigger spoon
3 years ago
great, it PedalFace 8(
3 years ago
*it's
3 years ago
god, i miss the days of the simpsons not sucking and being quotable as fuck.
3 years ago
his name is fetalmaze
3 years ago
I make my white chili with white beans, chicken, cumin, oregano, garlic, onions, chicken stock, a little cayenne pepper, and Monterey jack cheese.
3 years ago
also the location name of aka's hard drive btw
3 years ago
Close, but you're way off
3 years ago
oops, i pushed the wrong button.
3 years ago
You fgt punky, why'd you stfu me??
3 years ago
shark - that stuff PLUS what i said above, plus lots of green pepper, celery, cilantro, Rotel, chili verde, okra, cumin, bacon, and sour cream
3 years ago
okay im off
3 years ago
Okay, I like it, sir. Do it up, poss.
3 years ago
I'm "All Thumbs", Metal. 8(


* PunkyBruiser goes back to looking for the Ark of the Covenant *
3 years ago
ohw - hi MF!

gotta go though
3 years ago
Mmmmmmmhmm.....
3 years ago
dude...
3 years ago
Punky, Lexi Belle's first anal scene isn't that hard to find.
3 years ago
so, hows life, fetal? still slaving away on 60 hr workweeks?
3 years ago
I don't want to taco bout it
3 years ago
that's tortilla understandable
3 years ago
You're still burritoful people, all of you
3 years ago
you know, you should come over here some time. we could have some beers enchilada lake..
3 years ago
Steven wants to get jalapeno business, MF.
3 years ago
just in quesa you didn't hear me...


....EAT ME!
3 years ago
you stay outta this. this is between mezcalmaize and me.
3 years ago
In queso emergency my chair has been equipped with an eject button.
3 years ago
"I hate tacos!" said no Juan ever.
3 years ago
Well I gotta run. Brr, it's chile out
3 years ago
nacho kinda weather, is it?
3 years ago
Juana hear a joke?
3 years ago
Why did the Mexican push his mother-in-law off the cliff? Tequila.
3 years ago
a maiz-ing
3 years ago
possum
shark - that stuff PLUS what i said above, plus lots of green pepper, celery, cilantro, Rotel, chili verde, okra, cumin, bacon, and sour cream
13 hours ago
report spam | like | 1 likes | stfu


jail food.
3 years ago
What's a "fetalmaze"?
2 years ago
a joke you don't get, aspie.
2 years ago
it's the Fallopian tubes...
2 years ago
or a new type of corn.
2 years ago
Fallopian? Them's books of the bible silly... first and second fallopians!
2 years ago
Ah yes, they were vagitarians, I believe.
2 years ago
haile selassi I was king of fallopia.
2 years ago
Facebook called...

they want their banal pictures back
3 years ago
that's mean.

YOU'RE MEAN!
3 years ago
You wanted to be a sumo with boobs?
3 years ago
hi back at ya stevie
3 years ago
* Steven_Seagull waves at poss *


\o/
3 years ago
so, puma has created a shitload of treehouses again i take it?
3 years ago
you could fit the population of a small ukrainian town in those treehouses
3 years ago
Nice tits.
3 years ago
WELL FUCK YOU TOO CAT!
3 years ago
ha ha
3 years ago
terrible shopenzie
3 years ago
are you implying this is photoshop?
3 years ago
ohhh it so is.
3 years ago
Looks more like he stuck his head through a hole that was cut in the picture.
3 years ago
it's a promotional cardboard stand-up thingie we got for the new guinness book of wolrd records.
3 years ago
Black chicks love their long nails.
3 years ago
DV for whining about Claude's DV.

You just had to go and ruin it. What a noob move.
3 years ago
YEAH!!!...FUCK YOU, BIRD!!!!!
3 years ago
jk
3 years ago
waaaaa, claude! Why'd you downvote mah sub????
3 years ago
hahaha. I don't think he was serious, brah.
3 years ago
That vain little narcissist takes it all to heart, Punky, make no mistake about it.
3 years ago


ouch punky, ouch.
3 years ago
:```(
3 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/AkDPdzZ.png
3 years ago
Hahahaha, Hitler's looking right at you, Fraulein
3 years ago
hehehe
3 years ago
hohohoho
3 years ago
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