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Star Wars Episode VII Trailer

This is the George Lucus Special Edition

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by NixonsGhost

submitted December 5th 2014

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3 years ago
Help us, J.J. Abrams, you're our only hope.
3 years ago
is that the guy with the cool sunclasses from Thats My Momma?
3 years ago
a....a new hope?
3 years ago
Oh you nerd, md....
3 years ago
Doesn't look worse than the original trailer. . .

YES I WATCHED IT , SHUT UP!
3 years ago
I don't think Abrams is a very competent director, let alone writer but the one thing I'm really worried about is orci and kurtzman supposedly ghostdoctoring the script. Those assholes ruin everything they touch.
3 years ago
hrrrrm

* Steven_Seagull reels in this line *


looks like my punkybait wasn't good enough this time
3 years ago
try a floating lure this time.
3 years ago
Bait it with a piece of crack
3 years ago
Say something about oster that seems to work pretty good too.
3 years ago
dunno, usually dissing on qotsa, kol, jew jew abrams or the fucking young widows does the trick just nicely. maybe he's finally mellowing out.
3 years ago
Or the meth craters have finally devoured what was left of his brain
3 years ago
or he mellowed out
3 years ago
Meth craters...ha.
He's probably busy listening to some hipster band while jerking off to a different hipster band.
3 years ago
That's some multitasking for ya.
3 years ago
The main thing to take away from any of our speculating is that he's most likely busy masterbating
3 years ago
but looking at what started this thread, it's pretty obvious i didn't master baiting....
3 years ago
We went from fishing for seagulls to talking about jerkin' off. Mucho!
3 years ago
Variety is the spice of life
3 years ago
but to be fair, it was seagulls fishing for punkys.
3 years ago
punkies?
3 years ago
grammer are hard yo!
3 years ago
pumpkies
3 years ago
Right, I stand corrected.
3 years ago
Punky never owns anything so no need to worrry.
3 years ago
-r
3 years ago
oh shit lol
3 years ago
what kinda modernized teen titans looking new age grinch is that in your avvy, sneezytits?
3 years ago
I drawed it for special crafts day yo.
3 years ago
Did you hear about all the seagulls eating whales in Argentina?
3 years ago
Want full picature?
3 years ago
Say modernized teen titans looking new age grinch 3 times fast. GO!
3 years ago
oh, you dreweds it? nice! i was just really afraid somebody fucked about and went ahead remaking the grinch.... i had it with all the modernizing and updating and remaking and shit.
3 years ago
That is actually pretty cool.
3 years ago
SOOOOO EXCITED FOR EPISODE VII!!!!!!!








:(
3 years ago
My college class wanted simplistic festive art project. I drew grinch:
http://i.imgur.com/qV8RNGt.jpg
3 years ago
I was, and then I saw the trailer. I wanna see this guy, though
http://i.imgur.com/3nb6XCT.gif
3 years ago
yeah, that guy is where they lost me. all hope of leaving lucas' "kiddy movie, let's sell toys" antics behind crushed at 17 second mark.
3 years ago
and that is a fine-ass grinch, sneezy
3 years ago
He's like a FIFA droid.
3 years ago
did I miss anything?
3 years ago
but he doesn't make any sense. none. at all. neither does cross-guard lightsaber. or planet-side dogfighting in t-65's (x-wings).
or yet again changed trooper armor. or front-heavy swoop bike.

the trailer was bullshit. the movie will be bullshit. and i'll say it again: handing the 2 biggest IP's in sci-fi to the SAME FUCKING GUY is insanity. he couldn't handle trek. he won't handle wars.

the end.
3 years ago
I'm gonna remember you said this, you do realize that, right?
3 years ago
The first Trek was great.
3 years ago
whedon could've done star wars. or edgar wright. but giving it to abrams is like handing tmnt or transformers to michael ba........





nevermind.
3 years ago
steven, this is why everybody hates you.
3 years ago
I have a feeling they're going to leave a few things unexplained. It's going to be a new era, so they can't shoot their creative load all at once, so to speak.
3 years ago
i will gladly eat my words if i'm wrong shark. but i doubt i will have to.

and yes cat, that's what i thought as well. in the theater. then i saw it again 6 months later on dvd and was more focussed on story than on flash and bawoom and lens flare..... and that's when i realized it sucks.

second one was even worse.
3 years ago
Wow, you're tougher to please than a NY Yankees fan, and I would know.
3 years ago
define "everybody", tea-nigger
3 years ago
After episode 5, everything was just cinematic mindlessness. Just fucking enjoy the visuals.
3 years ago
When I was a kid, I honestly thought return of the Jedi was the end.
3 years ago
I always knew Lucas had 9 episodes, but I never thought they'd all get made.
3 years ago
true for wars cat, not for trek. abrams made trek into wars in a way, so where can he take wars now???
3 years ago
and Ep 6 had the throne room scene... beyond greatness.
3 years ago
but yeah, also ewoks.
3 years ago
Well, at one point the jedi went into hiding, now it'll be the empire's turn, maybe. It sounds like there's some kind of "resurrection" theme.
3 years ago
"everybody knows ShitFuck"
3 years ago
hahahaha!
3 years ago
lucas wanted to make 9 movies, he never had 9 scripts. he had no idea what the prequels should be up til '98. and the old notebook abrams has for the next 3 most likeley reads

1)weeeew pewws wrrooooom
2)babbaboooom
3)toys
4)profit
3 years ago
All that mattes is Lucas is NOT directing it. That's what gives it a prayer.
3 years ago
I did not need to see Darth Vader and Boba Fett as children. Wtf? It's like Aka wrote it.
3 years ago
hahahaha!
3 years ago
It was like, "yeah, okay, they must've had a fucked up childhood to end like that." But it went a bit too far.
3 years ago
Han Solo was a slave, and he ended up a General, so I don't know.
3 years ago
Ford wanted him killed in ep. 4.
3 years ago
Don't tell me these things.
3 years ago
* Mako feels like the biggest fucking nerd right now as it is. *
3 years ago
It's true dude. He thought it would be a great "redemption" for the renegade Solo.
3 years ago
I just can't wait to see if they mix in a Colt 45 plug into it for Lando.....
3 years ago
Ps: I have to go repaint part of a ceiling I painted earlier where I missed so many spots I think I was high....
3 years ago
I would've taken it personally if they had killed off Solo. It would be cool to see Solo and Lando bump into each other at some point.
3 years ago
Probably paint high.
3 years ago
And if they find a hot redhead to play Mara Jade Skywalker, I am so there, girlfriend.
3 years ago
I admire Ford's vision though, but hard to imagine ep 5 without him.
3 years ago
real talk: they all kinda sucked. new hope is a jumbled mess with no inherent logic or proper established timeline. relationships and bonds are formed in what, minutes, hours? how long are they aboard the falcon, how much time passes on the death star, how long are they on yavin til the death star arrives? when did luke get trained to pilot a t-65? how is tarkin vader's superiour?

same with empire. how long is yoda training luke? how long does it take the falcon to get to bespin? how long are they there?
how long does it take luke to get there? none of it makes any sense.

neither does the intricate yet nonsensical rfescue of han at the beginning of jedi. jedi handles it's timeline and interpersonal stuff best, but only because their relationships are established at this point.... and also fucking ewoks.

took me 10 comments to hack this pout, no idea what you fucks are even talking about by now. fuick you!
3 years ago
Role will go to Megan Fox probably mako.
3 years ago
Hey, he saved Luke's life in Empire Strikes back.
3 years ago
ya, we know what you're going to repaint the ceiling with....
3 years ago
JESUS CHRIST, BIRD! EVERYTHING IS NOT FUCKING LANG!!
3 years ago
And I apologize in advance, but...can we PLEASE get Morgan Freeman in a Star Wars movie??
3 years ago
Brb, paint needs to be fixed!
3 years ago
oh. we'll all wait right here with great anticipation. =/
3 years ago
next up: smerf announces what he's making for dinner
3 years ago
and btw, all this is coming from soneone who spent his entire youth over star wars. i collected the toys, played the pc games, read the novels and comics, built and painted the model kits, played the trading card game collected the topps cards, saw the special ed and all prequels on opening night, i spent thousands on my love for star wars........ but theyre mediocre movies at best.
3 years ago
You're doing it wrong, bird.
3 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I7ixBvVQHC0
3 years ago
Geez, I'd hate to hear what you think of Bang Bros.
3 years ago
HAHAHAHAHA!
3 years ago
uh oh. Incoming Batman critique.
3 years ago
begins- sucked

dk- amazing beyond words even though it doesnt make a lick of sense

dkr- sucked




the end
3 years ago
You just had to go there, didn't you, Claude?
3 years ago
hehehe
3 years ago
I was expecting a Michael Keaton treatise.
3 years ago
btw, seen Birdman?
3 years ago
i can't speak ill of keaton, he's the second best bats right after conroy.

harvey birdman? love it!
3 years ago
I didn't like the ending of Birdman, tbh.
3 years ago
Done, and light installed too.....fuck you, cat.
3 years ago
I bet you installed the light first.
3 years ago
Ummm, no? What am I, Rollo?
3 years ago
"What " am I....lol
3 years ago
Calm down.
3 years ago
that wasn't a dig........at you
3 years ago
I got it. You still need less catnip
3 years ago
I'm just getting started.
3 years ago
Gonna get all Zeek on us tonight?
3 years ago
Hey, if it's catnip ya want, I can get ya catnip.
3 years ago
Yes. Fedex me some catnip.
3 years ago
Didn't legalize weed down there?
3 years ago
*didn't they
3 years ago
In DC? It's medical I think....not like Colorado
3 years ago
Oh. And not that I would know, but if one were to try to procure that sort of thing, he'd be better off going through the postal service.
3 years ago
really...dare I ask?
3 years ago
Oh you mean cause possum would intercept it.....gotcha
3 years ago
Grow your own, if you can. It's almost too damn easy now.
3 years ago
not that *I* would know either, but you can't buy seeds can you
3 years ago
Oh, I know a way to get seeds, but everybody does. I used to know someone that ordered them online, and he never had a problem, but that's way too risky to me.
3 years ago
Wont be long till you can get them on Amazon...
3 years ago
Shit, I'd be surprised at what you *can't* get on Amazon. I know people that grocery shop on Amazon.
3 years ago
I buy all my heroin there.
3 years ago
yeah, but I bet they kill ya on the shipping charges, though.
3 years ago
nah, I have Prime.
3 years ago
Oh, there ya go.
3 years ago
Let me know if you see one of these on there http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Combat_Tactical_Vehicle_%28Technology_Demonstrator%29
3 years ago
say something funny

somebody
3 years ago
Badass. Aliens-esque.
3 years ago
I'll sub a music video
3 years ago
Ever fart in your hand and then smell your hand?
3 years ago
5/10
3 years ago
I tried.
3 years ago
* possum pats Vernon *
3 years ago
Does someone else's hand count?
3 years ago
Sure, I guess.
3 years ago
The Cup O' Cheese division of the International Bottled Water Distributors Association is pretty lenient with such things.
3 years ago
I had a beef with them and got kicked out.
3 years ago
http://www.bottledwater.org It's like $1200 to join lol
3 years ago
The International Bottled Water Association. Now I've seen everything.
3 years ago
Unbleevable.
3 years ago
The only good thing about that is if you ever get stranded on an island there's plenty of water containers to be found.
3 years ago
Heh, yeah. It's funny, I grew up drinking San Pellegrino water with my Italian relatives, and people act like it's almost glamorous now.
3 years ago
Hey Seagull, you ever play the Star Wars CCG? It's kinda like mtg or pokemon cards.
3 years ago
the first one? the decipher game? i collected and played the shit out of it, stopped in-between the hoth and dagobah expansions cuz i couldnt afford booster packs anymore.... sold off my collection for video game money years ago. apparently they're bringing it back now as a closed card game system like dominion.
3 years ago
Real
3 years ago
I still have yet to see one single minute of this rancid shit.
3 years ago
Ditto. Don't plan to start now
3 years ago
Some people just aren't sharp enough to get it, I guess.
3 years ago
My intellect isn't up to standards I guess.
3 years ago
Lying ass toaster.....
3 years ago
How, over almost 40 years, could you have not seen all of episode 4, if even in 15 second chunks from TV?
3 years ago
My thoughts exactly.
3 years ago
I think a good rule of thumb is that if it is featured on the frontpage of youtube, its probably not mucho-material.
3 years ago
thumbs up anyway cuz Nixon is an O.G.
3 years ago
I will only enjoy this movie if they kill jar jar in the first 15 seconds of the film.

btw, if you all havent figured it out, gull and punky are the same person. "punkys" face pics are just one of seagulls friends, I have email proof.
3 years ago
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=e_3dUgLXesk
3 years ago
black spot must mean lumpy.
3 years ago
^he'll catch up on what he's missed by going through my comments on my profile page. lol

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zBWPL7oD9X8
3 years ago
punky is a weak individual around the holidays. weak like robin.
3 years ago
lol
3 years ago
So....I've met seagull in real life?
3 years ago
same equivalent douche level, same person.
3 years ago
What the fuck are you on about, oster?
3 years ago
are you able to read... if so, that question would not need to be asked.
3 years ago
Dammit punky, are you seagull or not?
3 years ago
the real question, is punky, seagull.
3 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/SG5cZ1A.png
3 years ago
O.K i'm trying to read through a squinted eye, iv'e been drinking since noon, yesterday.
3 years ago
Just looking at the still from futureama, it reminds me how shit shows are gone these days. I used to love south park, and the Simpsons and American dad, but hey are terrible these days. I even watched a new episode of cops, the other night, and it was the cops calling to an apartment, because the kid was arguing with her mother about being on Facebook.Why is there not motherfucks getting tasered anymore?
3 years ago
Social media is making the people docile
3 years ago
stfu kerplunk. go back to potato farming, fucking mick.
3 years ago
I'd kick the fucking head off you oster, you skinny, drunk, junkie cunt.
3 years ago
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