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40 Year old Cyst

I've seen some disgusting cysts in my days here at Mucho, but I believe this is the first I've seen filled with black puss. I bet it smells even worse than it looks. How much would it cost for you to eat a spoonful of that?

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by NemesisJames

submitted December 4th 2014

308 comments
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AGGHHHHHHHH KELLY CLARKSON!!!
3 years ago
$5
3 years ago
I should make chocolate mousse this week.
3 years ago
Can you make me some too ?
3 years ago
Whatta ya gonna do for me?
3 years ago
Nothing motherfucker just do it out of the kindness of your heart
3 years ago
See, you're going to learn a valuable lesson here: if you call people motherfucker, they won't do shit for you. Keep that in mind when you become a citizen of my country.
3 years ago
I hope he sucks you off, then uploads it...

...WITH SIGN.
3 years ago
Your country ? This country was built on immigrants .
3 years ago
Don't worry, I'll include the sign if he does a good enough job. He already owes me a hj for getting him across the border.
3 years ago
Yes, my country. I was born here, and am a citizen. You're not, cryasss.
3 years ago
so you're the key problem with immigrants.
3 years ago
I was born here too
3 years ago
*in a dumpster
3 years ago
I don't mean "here" as in Mexico, Julio. I mean as in the U.S. And don't try the "I'm an American, too" shit on us. We all know better by now.
3 years ago
Hmm these jokes are getting old now dont you think ? Until further proof I was born in mexico is confirmed then you should cease to quit wasting your time trying to insult me about me being an illegal mexican . I doubt first off any illegal mexicans would mucho in the first place
3 years ago
I cant understand spanish for shit I only know how to count to four in spanish and only know a few words in spanish. Im pretty sure you probably understand it better than me
3 years ago
Cryax, we're just trying to help you on your path to citizenship. The RIGHT way. Anyone who uses an expression like "cease to quit wasting your time" is clearly a Mexican.
3 years ago
Never be ashamed of what and who you are.
3 years ago
Lol
3 years ago
Okay buddy whatever you say
3 years ago
EXACTLY.
3 years ago
he's a swede. I knew it. 8(
3 years ago
But I do want emphasize how badly I want to tie you and sporty up and torture you both
3 years ago
Yeah, nobody cares. 1998 called and want their online tough guy act back.
3 years ago
/thread
3 years ago
word
3 years ago
They did !? I didnt hear them call
3 years ago
Lol no one is paying attention to punky
3 years ago
Take the burritos out of your ears and put them back in your cocksucker, then. Maybe you'll hear them, though I doubt it.
3 years ago
If there was a way I can track you two down I would do it
3 years ago
nigger, fuck with me, and I will follow you to the end of time, spamming everything you fucking comment on, you stinky spic-faggot.
3 years ago
*till
3 years ago
^ we all know he means it
3 years ago
It's not that hard to do, Punky, it's just that Mexicans are way too lazy for shit like that.
3 years ago
And when you get that pissed off at someone on the Internet, they've already beaten you, cryax.
3 years ago
Djdjkdkdkekdjdnfnf
3 years ago
I know a lot of hard-working Mexicans. They love roofing, cutting yards, painting and stealing other peoples stuff.
3 years ago
Meh, they're too dumb for all that. About all the women can do is clean and the men can pick fruit in the fields. Otherwise, I wouldn't trust a Mexicant to not fuck it all up.
3 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e2K-_2AHYh0
3 years ago
All your skillset is driving a car mako
3 years ago
They're almost as bad as Hawaiians, but that's another race for another discussion, Punky.
3 years ago
It takes a 1st grade education to do that
3 years ago
No it takes a first grade education to pile 50 of you fuckers in an old Chrysler Imperial. You little guys seem to like that, though.
3 years ago
Mexican stand by the swimming pools and stare at all the blonde hair girls swimming. they stand up against the chain-link fence, in their flannel shirts and blue jeans, sweating their asses off.

Mexicans have little tiny penises and some serious sexual issues.
3 years ago
*s
3 years ago
you'll never see a Mexican in a swimming pool..because they hate water. Do the fuckin' math.
3 years ago
meh - cryax is otay
3 years ago
hahahahaha!
3 years ago
Fuck you rodent!
3 years ago
he takes it
he dishes it out

and he manages to not sound as pathetic as ass all at the same damn time
3 years ago
Have you seen the cheese pizza on the main page, fucker?
3 years ago
Im just fucking around on mucho its funny to go and fuck around with mako . and sporty reminds me of a puppy
3 years ago
sport -no just got home

cryax - nailed Spotty, yup
3 years ago
Sometimes I just want to tell him to go and fetch a dog bone then I remember hes not a dog
3 years ago
* possum looks at main page now *
3 years ago
Possum look over here
3 years ago
Poss will fetch you a bone. He likes the bone.
3 years ago
lol@poss pulling out his inner-butt hurt ONCE AGIAN...in a Punky thread. you might as well join the squad poss. Just an idea, sir.

We'd love to have ya aboard, buddy. 8)
3 years ago
He truly should, Punky. He's certainly annoying enough.
3 years ago
poss is only annoying when he's butthurt over me. As far as dry humor and being silly and completely crazy..he's okay by me.
3 years ago
Well, the way I look at it is, Rollo whines about Rollogate, tr has to go to McDonald's to get Internet access, you're a coke-addled musician that no one seems to like, and poss' just posts shitty music vids and whines about his dead brother AKA boyfriend. You all have your axes to grind-it's like a hit Broadway show!
3 years ago
-and
3 years ago
jrob somehow fits into the squad mix too, but I just don't know how.
3 years ago
look through his subs, and you will see the light.
3 years ago
* PunkyBruiser waves at gg *
3 years ago
Punky is a really cool guy, he has so many friends
3 years ago
* PunkyBruiser throws Nutella in trash can *
3 years ago
That's where that shit belongs anyway.
3 years ago
This is pretty good, but I don't buy the 40 year old part.
3 years ago
Fuck you!
3 years ago
Do you feel what I'm putting down??
3 years ago
Are you trying to butch up, coalhuffer?
3 years ago
Trying to get your attention fucknuts. Way to show up late to the party.
3 years ago
sport - that pic you're breaking blood vessels over is imho not anything that will get MS in trouble...

that's pretty much all i care about
3 years ago
I've been traveling all day, sue me.
3 years ago
We need more mods. Anyone except poss will do. I nominate cryax.
3 years ago
agreed
3 years ago
Can I be a Mod?
3 years ago
Cryax is an OG dimebag, but entirely to unstable to be a mod.
3 years ago
* PunkyBruiser wonders how many stuffs he will get *
3 years ago
*douchebag. I nominate gheyfruit for mod.
3 years ago
EAT JAMES!!!
3 years ago
I don't eat people.
3 years ago
barret would be good, if he wasnt such a snooty gamer
3 years ago
Barret would be good, but he doesn't spend much time here.
3 years ago
The number of mods here is just fine...stop whining, sportossum.
3 years ago
i dint start it!
3 years ago
all one of them.
3 years ago
Yeah...we have all of one...a traveling salesman no less.
3 years ago
If I were to be asked about another mod, my suggestion would surprise all of you.
3 years ago
wow - MS is kind of tense tonight

* possum needs more beers i think *
3 years ago
* PunkyBruiser buys vacuum cleaner from JamesT *
3 years ago
We know you're gonna say Heather.
3 years ago
LL!
3 years ago
I'm not a salesperson. But I do travel. A lot. And I have been informed that I may have to take my shit to other continents next year.
3 years ago
LL abused her powers. Seagull would be nice, but I think he gets a little too feminine from time to time and he'd have a meltdown during his male period and ban us all. Plus he'd delete every sub.
3 years ago
Possum for mod!
3 years ago
I hope it's africa.
3 years ago
lol
3 years ago
if i ever sober up i will be a



really horrible mod
3 years ago
No to all of those suggestions.
3 years ago
duh - it's vomit
3 years ago
or fries
3 years ago
Sporto, you motherfucker...that's just mean.
3 years ago
Fries actually wouldn't be too bad, but he'd constantly fuck with squidley.
3 years ago
* Mako likes how we all talk about who should be mod. Like we have a say in it at all lol *
3 years ago
Let's just say, the person I'd want is logged into Mucho this very moment.
3 years ago
MS needs a mod who is actually logged in quite a bit - fries certainly fits that descrip
3 years ago
....punky?
3 years ago
hmmm..
3 years ago
me, duh
3 years ago
yak already said no cause I'd ban everyone :(
3 years ago
* Mako would like you as a mod, Heather. *
3 years ago
mucho would be an asshole-free zone, that's for sure.
3 years ago
@Mako nice Aka move, faggot.
3 years ago
snerf, heather, billy...
3 years ago
Well, we should have more mods...Kirk could end up like WIlly Loman and we'd be even more screwed than we are now.
3 years ago
Kirk's gonna end up like wario.
3 years ago
agreed - kirk is absent most of the time, and drum is a fucking hipster loon gainer
3 years ago
Wario was one of the few people that actually had a Muchosucko shirt, that's all I remember of him.
3 years ago
Heather would fuck it up....
A fish, on the other hand...a fish might be of benefit, given the right mentoring....

Also fuck you for whoever insinuates I'm not here enough. I'm an OG negro up in this beotch.
3 years ago
he was fat?
3 years ago
yak should fire drum and hire someone else. We should only have two Mods. drum is a lost cause for a Mod.
3 years ago
uh oh shark
3 years ago
What is this? Shit on Kirk night? Wtf?
3 years ago
nah - it just be real talk
3 years ago
no diss
3 years ago
Fuck you Kirk.
3 years ago
^diss
3 years ago
Isn't every night Shit On Kirk Night?
3 years ago
Meh, a fuck you from Urkel is like I love you...
3 years ago
oh i would for sure fuck it up... if by fuck it up, you mean toying with the jerkoffs
3 years ago
I'm helping, DrSmut.
3 years ago
Okay, I gotta change the topic for a sec: I was reading one of Wario's last posts, and he said he was leaving because he had been here for three years...THREE FUCKIN' YEARS! I wanna scream "YEAH, TRY TEN, PUSSY!" but anyway...back to your regularly scheduled programming.
3 years ago
It is weird that I've been on one website for so long.
3 years ago
Oh you've been here 10 years? Never would have guessed.
3 years ago
Smerf, you've been here longer than I have. Which is just...wow lol
3 years ago
wario left MS cause his fat chick teenybopper GF told him to
3 years ago
yak's probably shaking his head as he takes another bite of his Poutine.
3 years ago
Wario was really fucked up.

Didn't some Mucho-slut ruin him?
3 years ago
Did he end up with her? SHe was like 17 when they met, poss.
3 years ago
Dragoness, if I recall
3 years ago
i was semi comatose back then
3 years ago
ok...so just we're clear...that "safe for work" post on the main page is ok???
3 years ago
Dat tooth
3 years ago
Sporty: no actual nudity, but I would want to see her ID card before taking her home.
3 years ago
Which one? Hang on, you gay train puller.
3 years ago
doesnt need to be nude...just sexually suggestive
3 years ago
That one was close enough to trigger my weird o meter. Deleted.
3 years ago
1 - will it get MS in trouble?
2 - if so, delete it - if not...meh
3 years ago
Yeah, that one was borderline, Kirk. Better not to take a chance.
3 years ago
oh lawd...now smerf is a distributor...
3 years ago
James, can you just delete all that guys subs?
3 years ago
otay then

* possum shrugs *
3 years ago
Except the chick deepthroating a dildo and the jelly lips?
3 years ago
isnt it just another puma?
3 years ago
DrSmut, I can, but do I have to?
3 years ago
Have to, no. But... If you could ban him for being a spammy fucktard, I would suggest that. Since you can't...
3 years ago
The reason is that most of them are just porn and shit....it got downvoted....if there is like 50 of them like the other day, them yes, other "actions" will follow.
3 years ago
I can't believe you're sprung over a 30 second clip, smerf lol
3 years ago
he can delete shit i think
3 years ago
Hey, i thought the jelly lips was kinda fun
3 years ago
Well, on that topic....what if I could write something that, say, maybe could ban someone for a day or two....would that be of benefit or no?
3 years ago
I gotta admit, I did like the chick with the jelly lips, though.
3 years ago
I was thinking maybe a mod should have the power to stop a spammer like gheyfruit. He did something like 26 posts in a row of just bullshit.
3 years ago
Oh, were you talking about the deepthroating a dildo vid?
3 years ago
yes
3 years ago
Yes, smerf.
3 years ago
grossmaster anyone?
3 years ago
fish, I agree, but that code never got written. I'd have to write it, and guess who has to deal with yAkggot on these things?
3 years ago
I kinda figured as much. Fuck, all that code should've be written a long time ago. Preaching to the choir, I know.
3 years ago
Possum, grossmaster and gaywheat are related.
3 years ago
soo anyway -

* possum subs stuff now *
3 years ago
@ kirk - ya i got that
3 years ago
Poss, you have family on Mucho?
3 years ago
Well tell your friends about my question above....like it for yes, stfu it for no....
3 years ago
Oh shit, it's music video time again
3 years ago
not anymore shark
3 years ago
Oh, yeah...sorry.
3 years ago
RIP yorick
3 years ago
* smerf pours a little out *
3 years ago
@snerf i will try to resist...
3 years ago
Shit, I couldn't even get local people to come here. Then again we kind of had our own local website back home like Mucho. That only lasted a few years though; guy that was running it was cheating on his wife and she poured water into his servers and computer equipment.
3 years ago
can i go pee now?
3 years ago
Sure.
3 years ago
We will allow it, poss
3 years ago
jeebus
3 years ago
* smerf kinda needs to poop, actually. *
3 years ago
Dont hold it in smerf...you'll pay later.
3 years ago
Smerfy, have you stayed hydrated for that poop?
3 years ago
He's taking a dump, ffs!!! Leave him alone woman.
3 years ago
I'm his hydration buddy, it's my job son
3 years ago
I'm not taking the dump just yet. Shall I bring my laptop with me and give you a play-by-play?
3 years ago
Dont call me son...Im old enough to be your father. Go make a sammich or something.
3 years ago
+1 Team Smerf Shit
3 years ago
Maybe a meatloaf?
3 years ago
* smerf goes to the bathroom *
3 years ago
I already make dinner and dessert. I've nothing left to do D:
3 years ago
If it were still the beautiful drunken days of tinychat we would have a video play by play :(
3 years ago
Take some english classes then?
3 years ago
I can't help what the iPad subs in, the fucker has a mind of its own
3 years ago
I'm glad I checked the roll before sitting down. It's a little low.
3 years ago
I've got this hangin' in my bathroom for when I'm constipated.

http://muchosucko.com/115188/Smerfs-Vacation-with-a-guest-appearance-from-Toaster
3 years ago
You could always train your dog to fetch another one
3 years ago
Nah, I've got a little cupboard door that goes through to the linen closet. I keep extra rolls in there.
3 years ago
I always have a backup roll ready. You can't fuck around with ulcerative colitis.
3 years ago
Plus, I don't let the dog in the bathroom with me.
3 years ago
* smerf soft poops *
3 years ago
I'm jealous, the closet in the bathroom doesn't patch into the hall closet. We keep extra tp in all the bathrooms and both hall closets. Can't be too careful
3 years ago
sounds like you has issues
3 years ago
* Sinaitis hard poops *
3 years ago
both y'all
3 years ago
My dogs are like toddlers, I haven't popped or showered alone in years :(
3 years ago
I only has issues when I eat something that I shouldn't have, or when I'm stressed out. Luckily that's not too often.
3 years ago
Fuzzy always looks away when i poop
3 years ago
Sin I've some powder in pantry you could put in your morning coffee to help that
3 years ago
kittyboy never did


RIP kittyboy
3 years ago
I'm only $40 away and then I'm getting a kitty. Hopefully it won't be as needy as the dogs
3 years ago
Yeah, my dogs always stayed away, but the cats hang out by the edge of my two bathroom sinks like "Hey. Takin a dump, huh?"
3 years ago
One dog lays down under the tank and the other stares at me from the door. The puppy would scream bloody murder when I would get into the shower, took a few months for her to realize I always come back out
3 years ago
dogs are co-dependent - not that that is a bad thing
cats just fucking hate you unless you can entertain them...i like the challenge
3 years ago
I've never had a cat but I've wanted one my whole life. The army designated rabbits as livestock so I'm selling some of my equipment and using that to build a big cat play tower thing/pay the pet deposit. Then we're going to adopt the biggest adult cat we can find
3 years ago
* possum pulls out spare speck of dust *
3 years ago
Toast - get a fucking Maine Coon you wont be sorry!
3 years ago
Hell, my cats entertain me almost as much as this place does, but I think it's cause they're brothers and do some pretty funny shit together. The dog I watch now is a pit/rottweiler mix that just does nothing but guard duty.
3 years ago
I'm hoping the cat will just straight away beat the shit out of my older dachshund, she'll be less likely to slaughter the kitty if she's afraid of it
3 years ago
* ClaudeBallz tries like hell to change this PBS channel *
3 years ago
@Mako you've got cats and dogs? lol...wow. This explains everything, you crazy fucker!!
3 years ago
anyone watch the leftovers? who got taken? sinners, or good people? or both? i missed the first episode
3 years ago
I thought it was a BBC cats and dogs exclusive Claude.
3 years ago
is that a tv show or something?
3 years ago
mhm
3 years ago
I used to have a pit bull, but she had to go when I moved here because pure-bred pit's are banned in this community. They let me dog-sit for this one mix, though. And my two cats are like my shadows; they're always with me at home.
3 years ago
is it on Hulu?
3 years ago
about the rapture and I'm confused as shit
3 years ago
The only pet I have, is an Asian girl, tied up under my fuckin' crawlspace.
3 years ago
who knows
3 years ago
Is she housebroken?
3 years ago
serious?

* possum does research *
3 years ago
I'm calling the police right now Punky.
3 years ago
nope. 8)
3 years ago
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Leftovers_%28TV_series%29
3 years ago
Dammit Heather, ITS STUCK IN MY HEAD NOW!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHCdS7O248g
3 years ago
heather - the rapture thing is maybe the most effective scare-tactic the Bangers still have
3 years ago
i guess we dont know wtf is going on.....
3 years ago
I don't know either, but it's feels like forever since I've actually been on mucho (it's only been like a week or 2).
3 years ago
You haven't missed too much besides spammers, Sin.
3 years ago
I meant on the show, but sure that too
3 years ago
* possum decides to eat burritos instead of getting entangled in this - sue me, i gotta go back into work at 10 AM CST tommorrow *


mmm burritos
3 years ago
Nothing good? :(
3 years ago
^Applies to poss's burritos comment too.
3 years ago
omg...."back" to work at 10am??? What kind of medieval company do you work for? =(
3 years ago
HA!
3 years ago
http://www.mightytaco.com/menu.html Show this to that guy and he'll cum in his pants.
3 years ago
pro fail 8(
3 years ago
Fuck your pro fail, open the link in a new tab.
3 years ago
ok..ok..Jesus Christ.
3 years ago
I mean, it's a menu, Punky. I won't be hurt if you don't read the whole thing lol
3 years ago
hey i saw that fat fuck at comicon..he was wearing a batman costume
3 years ago
Probably running around talking about how everyone in his life reneged on a bet and how his old lady was a double-crosser while walking around with a thesaurus and calling every man, "son."
3 years ago
@Mako I'm trying to multitask with my Xbox, some tater-tots and some crappy porn, dude. CHILL
3 years ago
Not my fault you can't handle it, Punky. Open one tab, let the porn buffer, check the tots, then back here, THEN to the Xbox. I gotta teach you everything?
3 years ago
stop confusing me!!!!!!
3 years ago
Guys, I think smerf fell in.
3 years ago
*the tollett
3 years ago
*toilet
3 years ago
ok, fuck King Cobra
3 years ago
Oh, I'm still here. I just didn't have anything to say.
3 years ago
Been off the toilet for a while, though
3 years ago
HE'S OKAY! ANd yeah, I've never used King Cobra's. I prefer to stick with PING for my golf clubs.
3 years ago
I'm gonna fuck off and play some video games now
3 years ago
ahem...I'm drinking King Cobra beer, you silly butt.
3 years ago
Why in the fuck would you drink that? Are you a homeless negro and just didn't tell us?!
3 years ago
man, I haven't a clue why like it...but I do actually love it. you fucking stay on your side of the fence, motherfucker.
3 years ago
If you light up a Newport I'll laugh.
3 years ago
touché
3 years ago
O.E. 800 was good when I was a kid, but PBR is about as low as I'll go now.
3 years ago
"Never you mind, death professor
Your structure's fine, my dust is better
Your victim flies so high
All to catch a bird's eye view of who's next"

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4N31oFeinFY
3 years ago
Looks like I missed a bit .... Poss we're adopting what ever adult probably black cat is the biggest and friendliest at the shelter by us. The cats only average a week before they put them down
3 years ago
lol@NemesisJames not saying a word in this thread. What a cool mo-fo.
3 years ago
*post
3 years ago
I saw the title and thought it was about you.
3 years ago
Hey theres urkel with his christmas hat on
3 years ago
Hey there's you being a brown faggot.
3 years ago
fuck me - that made me snorfle
3 years ago
shh urkel
3 years ago
dont be messing up my game dude
3 years ago
That is some nasty shit yo..
3 years ago
I have a bad habit of tearing anything that grows on my body off.
3 years ago
That's good for the body.
3 years ago
I can't stop freckles though.
3 years ago
or age spots, whatever they're called.
3 years ago
Bite them off, and you will be fine.
3 years ago
wire cutters and needle nose pliers optional.
3 years ago
Toolman is old school, he'll just walk it off.
3 years ago
Until the pain goes away or I make it hurt again.
3 years ago
Take a video of you biting off a freckle off, and shooting a hole in a phone book at the same time
3 years ago
Didn't I already do that?
3 years ago
^Too many fucking offs up there. I'm drinking rum, since about noon.
3 years ago
wtf
3 years ago
recover password
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