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"It's trying to come out my asshole"

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It's succeeding

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by makodragon

submitted November 30th 2014

68 comments
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comments (68)
fries mum daily.
3 years ago
....Fries has a got a pretty hot mum....
3 years ago
I just want to see a chick go all the way down on one of those giant plugs, then stand up and walk around with it in. Is that too much to ask?
3 years ago
We all have our fetishes, I guess.
3 years ago
Oh, it's not even a fetish since this doesn't arouse me. I just want to see if it makes them walk all funny.
3 years ago
Ya know, you might be on to something there. I would guess it depends on the size of said buttplug.
3 years ago
And as far as the blood in this chicks asshole, I think she may have scratched herself with her fingernail. Either way, an open wound in the butt isn't good.
3 years ago
Having had an anal fissure before from shitting out too large a turd, it's not as bad as you might think.

Still, drink lots of water and eat your fiber, people! Soft poop is good poop!
3 years ago
*unless you have colitis. In which case you want to stay away from fiber.
3 years ago
fuck "soft serve"!! I'd rather be constipated, and only have to wipe once. 8)
3 years ago
That's gonna cause you problems eventually, Punky.
3 years ago
SO? I've got maybe 10 to 20 years left on this dirt ball...IF I'M LUCKY. Who gives a fuck!
3 years ago
i was hoping seconds.. not years.
3 years ago
*you'd feather my backside with your warm cum
3 years ago
I just like to minimize problems with my ass and colon as much as possible.
3 years ago
hahaha
3 years ago
One less thing I gotta worry about, know what I mean? 8)
3 years ago
are you insinuating that I look like "Vern"?
3 years ago
I think you guys are from the same part of the country, tbh.
3 years ago
EAT + ME = YOU, NIGGER
3 years ago
Hey, Jim Varney was from Kentucky and died in Tennessee, so there ya go.
3 years ago
fried chicken?
3 years ago
ohh the white trash part of the country in TN.
3 years ago
I had the beat Chicken Milanese last night, btw.
3 years ago
i fucking hate you. ever since you, the one who shall not be named and I were talking about chicken fried steak its been on my mind
3 years ago
Meant to say best, but why not just make it, oster? It's easy.
3 years ago
huh?
3 years ago
no deep fryer, and I want it served to me.
3 years ago
Oh, you don't necessarily need a deep-fryer, though-just an iron skillet and an oven. At least, the way I make it you do. Like I said, go to fuckin' Denny's or something.
3 years ago
mmmm...."Denny's"
3 years ago
Seriously? Go buy some used cast iron for $5, clean it and cook it.
3 years ago
Hey, Denny's has actually gotten a lot better lately. Still not great, but the quality of the food has come a long way.
3 years ago
how is "i want it served to me" cooking it myself. I know how to cook, I want it fucking served!
3 years ago
You could make it better than most places that would serve it to you.
3 years ago
"Now, if you ever wanna get laid, you gotta learn to cook at least one thing."-Andy Botwin
3 years ago
i cant cook eggs
3 years ago
wow
3 years ago
Hey, Gordon Ramsey taught me how to make scrambled eggs. He's not an asshole in his how-to vids, luckily.
3 years ago
grow up eating eggs for 15 years, and tell me you want to cook them. yea.... I will out cook punky all day and night, the call me heisenberg
3 years ago
Every time I hear someone say "I can't cook" it makes me want to slap them.
3 years ago
whatever, wigger.

* PunkyBruiser slaps oster's clammy face *


https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=VsgaSx_SZ78
3 years ago
what makes you think im a wigger? smerf, it's not I cant, I refuse.
3 years ago
that would be hilarious if he WAS still an arsehole in his how-to vids. Talking to you through the camera telling you "you're doing it fucking wrong you twat!"
3 years ago
Oster, that wasn't aimed at you. It was in response to Mako's Andy Botwin comment.
3 years ago
* PunkyBruiser dramatic twats *
3 years ago
just explaining, smut.
3 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/22bE8Pk.jpg
3 years ago
i would rather say goat fuckers would eat it.
3 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/1OMQ37s.gif
3 years ago
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=emvySA1-3t8
3 years ago
"YOU'RE A DEAD MAN, VALENTINE!"
3 years ago
It kills me how people on cooking shows lose it when Chef Ramsay yells at them. It's like, you know he's gonna do it if you fuck up, so mentally prepare yourself for it.
3 years ago
or just know how to cook. its not like what he yells about is new
3 years ago
like you know how to make a fire, missy.
3 years ago
True, oster. The man doesn't tolerate incompetence.
3 years ago
burn?
3 years ago
lol@you guys thinking that show is for real. It "Half & Half". jesus christ...
3 years ago
*it's
3 years ago
I don't know man, I've worked for people that are just like him.
3 years ago
punky cook off?
3 years ago
FUCKIN, MMMM!!
3 years ago
shut up, faggot!! this shit is lame, like your face, bitch!!!!
3 years ago
Forget your medication?
3 years ago
oh shit, you startled me, Mako.
3 years ago
Sorry.
3 years ago
Happens quite often http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yhHDXk8g4FE
3 years ago
I hope they paid her extra for the blood
3 years ago
Just looks like shit runoff to me
3 years ago
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