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Don't worry, dik made it home last night

In this weeks installment of "As the dik turns". Dik finds his way home from the party, un-injured.

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by JamesTKirk

submitted November 26th 2014

43 comments
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Don't worry, dik made it home last night
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well at least it won't burn down like this
4 years ago
Thats his phase two, fire proofing, strategy.
4 years ago
Well I'm not worried
4 years ago
You mean because you drive a bicycle. On the sidewalk.
4 years ago
I drive
4 years ago
Your Mom
4 years ago
well... somebodies home, anyways
4 years ago
fuck dik the fucking coward,ran off by a girl...that's his legacy
4 years ago
when was this? I need that transcript
4 years ago
read his final comments....aka his eulogy
4 years ago
tl;dr version...deja deadbabied his spammy comments,he cried and quit
4 years ago
yeah. Thought they must have been deleted. How did he fill the void? Chronic masturbation seems the only plausible answer
4 years ago
probably fucked off to pinterest
4 years ago
*tumblr
4 years ago
he went blind and cant compute the computor any longer
4 years ago
is he diabetic or something?
4 years ago
its called optic neuropathy i think.... he described it to me like constantly looking into a flash light and only being able to use his peripheral vision. guess it got worse
4 years ago
He could get a brail keyboard
4 years ago
or turn the brightness down
4 years ago
*Braille
4 years ago
He can still see a keyboard, from what he tells me. His typing tho is something to be desired.
4 years ago
that's more to do with booze though. Unless he's a finger peck typist
4 years ago
his typing was never all that great....
4 years ago
His diet of booze, Popsicles and smokes starved his eyes out. Dude still posts up a storm on facebook
4 years ago
he sounds like a jurassic park villain
4 years ago
Dik just walking around yelling at velociraptor Stan for shitting on the carpet
4 years ago
Fuck him anyway
4 years ago
I'm more interested in how the lawn chair ended up in the pool. Because driving your Jeep into the pool would probably be easier to explain.
4 years ago
Whats that other thing in the pool ? It looks shopp'd
4 years ago
In fact the whole lot looks iffy
4 years ago
Ya know, I don't know. Looks like we've got some debris...shoes, maybe?
4 years ago
It kinda looks like a torch
4 years ago
But that'd be crazy...
4 years ago
Ya never know. We have a saying here "What happens in Las Vegas ends up on YouTube."
4 years ago
At least theres no Germans staying there
4 years ago
the whiny niggers in LA were protesting on the freeway..blocking all the lanes..niggers
4 years ago
Take your politics elsewheres
4 years ago
Pot, meet kettle.
4 years ago
Why would they be allowed to protest on any major highway ?
4 years ago
Wouldnt get away with that shit on our motorways
4 years ago
You are the worst troll in history.
4 years ago
What's the problem with this photo? everything looks normal.
4 years ago
wow its jasper
4 years ago
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