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Good afternoon kids, this is your stop.

Get out, you little shits!

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by JamesTKirk

submitted November 26th 2014

139 comments
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Good afternoon kids, this is your stop.
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comments (139)
"If dik were a bus driver....."
3 years ago
Your obsession with dik is unsettling
3 years ago
Your obsession with dick is unsettling
3 years ago
At least its not diks dick
3 years ago
Aka's wet dream
3 years ago
Youre obsessed with Aka's dreams.
3 years ago
Yeah, I'm just well Jung
3 years ago
hid dreams are most likely dominated by jailhouse scenerios now.....i know mine where when i was on the run
3 years ago
and i was on the run 7 years :(
3 years ago
the irony is,if he does end up getting locked up he'll be thrown in the tank with all the fags and other pc cases...so he'll be around the fags he claims to hate so much 24/7
3 years ago
How did you beat getting locked up again?
3 years ago
He spent 700 hours playing video games and the rest of the time he's here, that's how. In other words: bullshit.
3 years ago
lIBERAL JUDGE IN A NON LIBERAL STATE
/THREAD
3 years ago
so not because you didn;t do it then?
3 years ago
i was in possession just because i was in the car with three other dudes and the one whose it was wouldnt fess up to it....so all charged with possesion with intent....MERKA
3 years ago
that's fucking bad legislation and the dude who was in possession is a faggot for making the other two take the fall
3 years ago
if i didnt want to spend more time locked up i wouldve smashed him in the holding cell....i was definitely making him my bitch the whole time
3 years ago
also one of the guys smuggled some coke in his socl somehow and we did lines off the toilet :)
3 years ago
we had two grams of coke they never found,,,statute odf limitations should be up on that....
3 years ago
Cool story, bro.
http://i.imgur.com/l5dx5RU.gif
3 years ago
whats a socl?
3 years ago
These things you wear on your feet when you have shoes, or in your case, sandals on.
3 years ago
* jrob2020 shitsocl's gully *
3 years ago
got a problem makbro or you just trying to fabricatesome drama?
3 years ago
ohhhh.... socks!
3 years ago
Nah, just listening to you make it up as you go along, jorb. Stop trying to act like an Internet toughguy now.
3 years ago
i have no reason to lie about anything i say on here
3 years ago
believe it or not......0 fucks given either way


most of the time im too truthful
3 years ago
Nor any reason to tell the truth. Nor do we have any reason to believe you. Just another day on Mucho, I guess.
3 years ago
Fight fight fight
3 years ago
some people may make up a whole fake persona on here
im not one of those people
what you see is what you get
#keepit100
i could show you all the court papers but i dont care enough to dig them up for you
3 years ago
what is socl german for?
3 years ago
"court papers" Yeah, okay, you're fuckin Whitey Bulger, a criminal mastermind. Yup, sounds legit.
3 years ago
now YOU'RE fabricating shit.....
3 years ago
Okay, is the new way you troll? I'm just asking so I know for the future.
3 years ago
come on mako, you can get done for pissing in the wrong direction nowdays
3 years ago
This feels tr'esque
3 years ago
i was on the run for 7 years from a possesion with intent to distribute marijuana charge,didnt go to court when ,my lawyer said i could be facing 15 years and had my first son on the way...no way was i missing his birth or him growing up if i could help it............believe what you will
3 years ago
MD, "get done for pissing in the wrong direction?" I'm not familiar with those queer Brit sayings.
3 years ago
You're full of shit, you were never on the run, and you don't know fuck-all about jail. Go back to your videogames now, jrob.
3 years ago
Seriously, how does one avoid getting served for 7 years?
3 years ago
lol fuck you megalodong
3 years ago
maybe because nobody gave a shit, because it's possession of weed
3 years ago
That was my initial thought, MD
3 years ago
It's a $100 fine here. If you don't show for court, nobody really cares.
3 years ago
are you sure with intent to distro?
3 years ago
with 3 suspects though
3 years ago
That's not really being "on the run." That's more "We're busy with other cases besides your bullshit misdemeanor, so we'll catch up with you when we catch up with you."
3 years ago
i forgive him for his minor embellishment
3 years ago
fuck going to gaol
3 years ago
Fuck. You can't look crosseyed where I live. I came out and found a motorcycle cop next to my car running my tags yesterday when I went in the drugstore. I fucking hate that.
3 years ago
The small town cops do that here. Assholes have nothing better to do
3 years ago
How small are they?
3 years ago
Meh, I grew up in a town of 300 people. Cops didn't waste their time with that shit.
3 years ago
10,000 or less. Like you'll get pulled over for going two miles over in Elma
3 years ago
You can have weed any where you go though
3 years ago
Oh, we had a couple villages like that. Don't signal a lane change and the next thing you know you're being asked if they can search your car.
3 years ago
Eh, cops don't make trouble over weed. Up to 25 grams is a $100 fine and they issue you an appearance ticket for it anyway. You don't even get jail time until your third offense. If you get caught with weed three times, you're doing something really wrong.
3 years ago
you're probably stoned, lol.
3 years ago
(Goddam I love that Game of War commercial)
3 years ago
ClaudeBallz
Seriously, how does one avoid getting served for 7 years?
36 minutes ago
report spam | like | 1 likes | stfu


they dont actively look for you,they wait for you to fuck up and get caught....everytime i left the house i made sure every light on the vehicle worked and did the speed limit.........mako go back to sitting inn your dimly lit house smoking weed contributing nothing to society you waste of space...
3 years ago
on the run=i had a felony warrant for seven years...not knocking over banks with the cops on my heels you stupid greasy bald nigger
3 years ago
"contributing nothing to society." Yeah, cause a guy that admits to spending 700 hours on Dayz contributes a whole lot, jrob. They issued a bench warrant for you. You weren't "on the run," like I said. Go back to sitting in your dimly lit apartment smoking weed contributing nothing to society, you waste of space.
3 years ago
Fuckin troll AND a liar. Guess I shouldn't be surprised.
3 years ago
nice loslobos tactic,useing my words back on me.....i played 700 hours of DayZ AFTER YOU KNOW LEAVING MY HOUSE FOR WORK AND DOING GROWN MAN SHIT....
3 years ago
go comb over your bald spot nigger,im off to Texas now...you know...in the REAL world
3 years ago
I have two homes and four cars. You think that didn't require work of some sort? I realize you're slow and all, but jeez.
3 years ago
have fun being a boring prick on mucho all holiday weekend!
3 years ago
LOL JROBS MAD!!!
3 years ago
Looks like the troll got trolled tonight, jorb.
3 years ago
Eh, you're a boring prick all week, somebody has to pick up the slack.
3 years ago
yeah...fuming

love you guys hope you have a good thanksgiving
EXCEPT MAKO...I HOPE HE CHOKES ON A TURKEY BONE
3 years ago
Pwned.
3 years ago
* ClaudeBallz envisions jrob in the last scene of Bonnie & Clyde *
3 years ago
* Mako won't be eating turkey, but thanks jrob. Hope you have a happy and safe Thanksgiving. *
3 years ago
oh crap..i was waiting for the part where Gayko says.."oh hey im just fucking with you..we're good"
i bet you worked real hard sitting on your fat ass in a fart smelling cab ripping off tourists huh louie?
3 years ago
i bet your shitty ass couldnt assemble an ikea end table
3 years ago
inb4 white knghting jroob
3 years ago
Meh, you're boring me, billygaysqueer. jrob put up a better fight than you ever could.
3 years ago
BILLY...BORING?....NO FUCKIN' WAY!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=kxseYnCaMIk
3 years ago
With the fucking links again....
3 years ago
You're not missing anything, fries, trust me.
3 years ago
fuck you, Mako.
3 years ago
EAT ME!!!!!!!!!!!!! SUCK MY 9 ER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
3 years ago
you know you love me. 8)
3 years ago
Whatever, less talking more sucking.
3 years ago
twss
3 years ago
twms
3 years ago
twps
3 years ago
fynw
3 years ago
sos
3 years ago
lol
3 years ago
Stfu
3 years ago
punky you're a fagamaloot
3 years ago
that's a whole new word I made up just to encapsulate your faggotry
3 years ago
Some days you just have to drive a bus through a house
3 years ago
Is that what your bf calls making love?
3 years ago
oh snap!
3 years ago
kek
3 years ago
Nah the hubby and I just call it fucking
3 years ago
What do your pimp and you call it?
3 years ago
BAMF!
3 years ago
Like Los would have a pimp, she wouldn't make them any money :(
3 years ago
the fact that you unironically use the word 'hubby' is really disconcerting
3 years ago
Hubster or Mr. toaster are also used
3 years ago
"the hubby" sounds so impersonal, doesn't it? Eh, he'll probably be gone soon anyway.
3 years ago
Well he is at work, if that counts as being gone
3 years ago
"Work" lol
3 years ago
he's a saint for dealing with her boring ramblings this long


give that man a trophy
3 years ago
hubster???

no words.....
3 years ago
Hubadubadub better seagull?
3 years ago
no.
3 years ago
Hubadub might work.
3 years ago
most definitely not. sounds like a marriage between a muppet and a teletubby
3 years ago
I bet he's called: "I'M SORRY! PLEASE NO!" more than any other name.
3 years ago
Hot hubaroni?
3 years ago
I call him Babe more than anything :/
3 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/ZlVDx5O.jpg
3 years ago
"hows my hubbywubbytubbyshmubby? shot any towel heads this month?"

"i'm awesome my honeybunnyrunnyfunny, killed any critters this week?"

^actual skype convo while the bravelytoasted was deployed
3 years ago
Claude, I do miss him being fat :(
3 years ago
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3 years ago
See, I think that's an ulterior motive. Women like their guys fat because he appears less attractive to other women in their mind. Plus, can't have him losing weight and her looking like she always does.
3 years ago
i'd rather have a tennis poster than my penis in toaster
3 years ago
i just prefer chubby, bearded and tattooed men. Everyone has their thing. He's just not chubby or bearded any more
3 years ago
someone correct me if wrong, but that is not D. Bowie in that image
3 years ago
It's some labyrinth babe cross over nonsense going on
3 years ago
you're wrong. that's jareth the goblin king
3 years ago
Nah, that's him, I think.
3 years ago
Wait. Which one's hubbylschlubby?
3 years ago
defo not him. But incoming possum-sub
3 years ago
Wait, are we talking about Bowie or her hubby? (damn that word)
3 years ago
Nobody knows Mako
3 years ago
We got Bowie, "fwends" guy, Hoggle, and da pig, l-r
3 years ago
Sprinkles is the gobbling king
3 years ago
wait. + the stupid dog-knight. I give up.
3 years ago
Ambrosia
3 years ago
*Ambrosius. Close enough.
3 years ago
meh
3 years ago
And Sir Didymus was the other guy, I think.
3 years ago
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