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Black Friday

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by L0RD_QU3S0

submitted November 26th 2014

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Black Friday
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Why pay 79ยข
3 years ago
* loslobos pulls a Yorick *

(Sovvy poss)
So tomorrow me and some of the family will go to the town where my dad lived and check his corpse out and talk to some socialworkers that handled his case. Then we will go to one of three possible living locations to look for anything of worth (not likely, drugs maybe) and documents. One place belongs to his ex, most likely some beat up old hoe, the other ones might be still people living there, one has a criminal record of nine abuse charges. Yay. There might be oc, maybe not. Depends on the circumstances
3 years ago
do try and get laid,would ya?
3 years ago
Seconded
3 years ago
protip - burn all the VHS tapes you find, LL

ps SFYL
3 years ago
he left property to a garden tool?
3 years ago
lol didnt have readed :3
3 years ago
Dibs on his skull bong.
3 years ago
Dibs on Nazi memorabilia.
3 years ago
Aka is not dead yet. I think
3 years ago
dont burn the vhs tapes till you download them to ms
3 years ago
they'll be safe here!
3 years ago
Yeah you can tell los needs some serious dick in her life
3 years ago
Hey fuck you nako with that stfu button
3 years ago
So far I did not find any VHS tapes. I did find loads of ziplock baggies with assorted adult candies in pill form, needles, 20 car keys (but no car) and three homemade dildos made from broom sticks and electrical tape. Any takers? I only briefed the shit he had, but so far just dust, shit and junkie memories
3 years ago
Tomorrow it's back to the cabin for a second glance in daylight, and a visit to the morgue. Telling by the big blood and shit stain on the bed I'm expecting a not so fresh sight
3 years ago
feel like an archeologist yet?
that's what going thru yorick's stuff was like
3 years ago
Totally. I felt like putting on a gasmask and lightly lifting stuff. It did feel like an adventure everytime I opened another drawer
3 years ago
trade you a deer-antler dope-pipe for one of the dildos
3 years ago
I can't even explain but here's the view I got when I first entered:
Dusty, shit everywhere, I think it was half a cat skeleton on a shelf, more dust, screws, papers, post-it's, old liquor bottles etc etc. just junk so far. And lots of drugs
3 years ago
Dude you're on. I'll even throw in the pipes I found, if I get to keep them and the half empty liquid margarine bottle that I found in the same drawer
3 years ago
how about a baggie full of blond pubic hair for the cat-thingy?
3 years ago
Keep it. I'll see what I can do and what remains.
3 years ago
okay -

anyway - happy exploring
3 years ago
That awkward moment when you find dads homemade dildos - priceless. Too be continued...
3 years ago
Ty poss
3 years ago
Best thanksgiving day thread ever...
3 years ago
* possum goes and gets ready to eat dead birds and watch handegg now *
3 years ago
Happy turkey day bitches!
3 years ago
okay
3 years ago
Good luck to which ever team you are up against
3 years ago
Did he use the dildos in himself
3 years ago
I'm guessing the cat.
3 years ago
what else would produce an LL
3 years ago
still, sorry your dad died, Los
3 years ago
Eh, it's ok, he was a bastard. Thanks tho
3 years ago
Another celebration of "black culture." Just in time for the holidays, too!
3 years ago
Welcome to Mr Robinson's neighborhood
3 years ago
it feels so good to walk free again, after being in jail doing seven to ten... would you be mine, won't you be mine, I wish you was my neighbor.
3 years ago
Happy Kwanza!
3 years ago
Kwanza doesn't start till the day after Christmas, Claude.
3 years ago
Well excuse me for being White!
3 years ago
Kwanza's been around since the 60's, ya can't play the race card on this one :)
3 years ago
* ClaudeBallz is feeling repressed *
3 years ago
* Mako is tired of being stereotyped by black people. *
3 years ago
Pizza anyone?
3 years ago
Hey, I'd try Swedish pizza. Good name a for a band, too.
3 years ago
what flavor
3 years ago
sounds more like an STD.
3 years ago
"Spotty Minge" as out friend so delicately put it the other day, sounds more like an STD. Could both be band names, though: "LIVE, AT THE CARRIER DOME! SWEDISH PIZZA! WITH SPECIAL GUEST SPOTTY MINGE!"
3 years ago
I'll make one with spotty sausage, it's the most swedish shit I can think of
3 years ago
I'd taste your slice, gladly. Pizza sounds good right now. Fuckin' weed man isn't calling me back anyway :(
3 years ago
Typical
3 years ago
Go fuck yourself, pedo
3 years ago
its just jorb i think
3 years ago
Does the amount of German rage increase when you leave Germany, or decrease?

Valid question.
3 years ago
Pedo still stands though
3 years ago
Stays About the same I'd say
3 years ago
Are you going to leave Germany to take refuge/asylum/residence in another country?
3 years ago
maybe, yeah, jury's still out on that. first, i'll finish my job education and then i'll decide on what and where i wanna be
3 years ago
You should prolly move to Israel.
3 years ago
Open up a bagel shop or some shit.
3 years ago
Those angry Germans
3 years ago
Must be the Prussian in them
3 years ago
Germans don't rage, its more of a slow, seething hatred for humanity.
3 years ago
Last time i met any Germans they reprimanded my parents for letting us kinder use the lifts on our own
3 years ago
We had to use the stairs for the rest of the holiday... fucking shitzens
3 years ago
You need stairs in your life
3 years ago
last time i met a brit he was nothing but mice and we got well drunk together
3 years ago
We are nice
3 years ago
And mice...
3 years ago
I met a few Brits but they all had this dumb hatred for Americans, which I couldn't understand because we love British things.
3 years ago
They dont like our language... they have to reinvent it
3 years ago
Brits are pretty snobby overall, even though they are always piss drunk and their women look like witches from old fairy tales books.
3 years ago
I read "witches" above as "wenches"

Same thing though...
3 years ago
I suspect someone watches too much family guy
3 years ago
This shit will become standard in the UK now thanks to walmart
3 years ago
Do like the Germans, kick those fuckers out!

We got rid of Wal-Mart and the gap years ago.
3 years ago
They bought Asda... we are fucked
3 years ago
If I owned a store out there, I would fill the floor with marbles, set up a video camera and play Benny Hill music.
3 years ago
.. or maybe heavy-duty wood tacks.
3 years ago
I'd hide in the ceiling and snipe niggers when they came in the door, leaving a pile of bodies, after a few nobody would come in because I'd play spooky ghost musik, niggers are afraid of ghosts, yo!
3 years ago
No you wouldn't.
3 years ago
they are afraid of ghosts though, that is a known fact.
3 years ago
So, was the cop actually guilty?
3 years ago
He wasn't even charged.
3 years ago
yes yes he was
3 years ago
What with, Heather? They decided not to indict him, that little I know.
3 years ago
just because someone isn't charged, doesn't mean they're not guilty of something
3 years ago
Umm, okay.
3 years ago
?? you think people who get away with murder aren't guilty?
3 years ago
serial killers who are never caught are somehow not guilty of murder? lol
3 years ago
Shut up.
3 years ago
he's guilty of being a pussy and an idiot and fucking panicking imho

but not of murder


...
3 years ago
I don't know what you're getting at, all I was asking was if he was charged. I'm not really following the whole case.
3 years ago
well no, you said yourself they chose not to indict him
3 years ago
That's what I had heard, but you can be arrested and charged, yet not indicted on those charges.
3 years ago
with a person dead, why they couldn't take it to trial and let a jury decide is beyond me but whatever
3 years ago
he was a pussy and an idiot and panicked.... which resulted in the murder of someone. Its not either/or
3 years ago
A grand jury decided not to indict him, I'm reading now. That's all I wanted to know, I didn't really need your heartfelt feelings, but thanks, I guess, Heather.
3 years ago
I was replying to the OP, not you
3 years ago
Well crucify a guy for asking a fucking question, I guess.
3 years ago
grand juries generally dont indict unless they think they have at least a snowball's chance of getting a conviction
3 years ago
shrug
3 years ago
Ya know, every cop here wears a shoulder mounted camera and mic when he's on a call. That would've answered a lot of questions if more police dept's had them.
3 years ago
at heather: "death", yes
murder: nope
3 years ago
if anyone else in the world (who wasn't wearing a badge)' pulled out a gun during a fist fight, and it resulted in someone dead... it would be murder.
3 years ago
i think all cops need cams - and i think it will be fun when they get inevitably hacked
3 years ago
last words....

MURKA FUCK YEAH
3 years ago
* possum puts heather on full tits status now *
3 years ago
Don't get in fist fights with cops if you want to live.
3 years ago
good, cause you're on full persona status
3 years ago
daww
3 years ago
i'll be nice now
3 years ago
Poss, if she was gonna do that it would've happened three years ago. I'm almost sick of hearing about Heather's tits.
3 years ago
welcome to the club
3 years ago
Heather's tits are always welcome.
3 years ago
sorry for hitting above the belt
3 years ago
FUCK SOOKIE! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NUiCNh8I1rQ
3 years ago
wow, an actual political argument on MS....

makes me miss oj
3 years ago
jk
3 years ago
I agree with urkel shutup heather .the type of conversations you have belong at a coffee bean
3 years ago
Easy there, cryass. You're fuckin' with yak's favorite toy there.
3 years ago
So much hate and lack of knowledge of what grand juries do....


Wow, that sounded like tr....haha
3 years ago
i know what grand juries do - indict innocent possums
3 years ago
Ya, I wasn't talking to innocent possums.
3 years ago
Only faggots use that button.
3 years ago
And stop using both buttons pogger.
3 years ago
shit, that actually made me lol cryax
3 years ago
it only took you 3 years
3 years ago
a long hiatus
3 years ago
and probably getting laid
3 years ago
not forgetting a banning
3 years ago
I can't wait till Maroon Tuesday
3 years ago
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