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How to capture Claude

This will teach you to post toast, host, most, roast?

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by KURUPT

submitted November 25th 2014

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You're right. It did teach me.
http://muchosucko.com/124955/The-toast-song
3 years ago
You are fucking killing me. I swore i would never watch this bullshit again. But it's like putting a line of blow in front of punky.
3 years ago
And not killing me, as in i find this funny. It's like looking at a car crash toast.
3 years ago
* ClaudeBallz walks off whistling...."a toast to the host with the most toast" *
3 years ago
CUNT.... toast
3 years ago
^Coast.
3 years ago
Of all the fucked up shit iv'e seen on mucho, this is by far the most psychologically disturbing. And furthermore the toast is the host with the most toast.
3 years ago
You might need to see a theratoast.
3 years ago
Don't be buttering me up, i'm jammin.
3 years ago
Fuck off, you can't afford butter or jam, Stupid Irish Scab.
3 years ago
whoa that was harsh noob
3 years ago
Yeah, maybe he can afford Jam.
3 years ago
Yeah that was harsh. Butter and jam. The old, dirty cunt won't be talking so much smack, when he is getting his rectum reamed by a bunch of niggers.
3 years ago
Is that why you are the way you are?
3 years ago
Fucking Irish stumplicker
3 years ago
Funny stuff. I'm sure people will welcome you back here in no time.
3 years ago
?
3 years ago
watch out, Farticus...KURUPT, is the "funny guy" here. 8(
3 years ago
Q: why the constant and inappropriate and redundant use of "quotation marks"?
3 years ago
So another "new" user seems to know everything about people's origin and starts to interact with the existent users instantly..
Alt alert
3 years ago
akalert
3 years ago
what would we do without your alt detective agency?
keep up the good work!






















3 years ago
Turner & Hootch
3 years ago
first movie i cried at,fact :(
3 years ago
i was like 8 f u
3 years ago
Dawwww
3 years ago
You had feels at one time?
3 years ago
Welp, the alt police are on a break...
3 years ago
i still get dem feels......http://muchosucko.com/107880/fiona
3 years ago
Poor Jones...
3 years ago
but who will tell us who eahc new acount is?
3 years ago
we'll be lost!
3 years ago
So that's what Dik does with the dogs he gets tired of.. he dumps them in the street
3 years ago
true sad old guy story with jrob:yesterday i went to sonic but parked a little too far from the button so i had to lean out my window too far and tweeked the fuck out of my back :(
3 years ago
Thank god we have the eurofags to help us
3 years ago
Sonic? Now that's the true tragedy. :/
3 years ago
dem cheddarpeppers doe
3 years ago
Does Sonic refer to the type of squirts you get after eating it?
3 years ago
and dat supersonic jalepeno cheeseburger
3 years ago
also they have the bet drinks and desserts
3 years ago
No Sonic in Canada... I think... Heather?
3 years ago
shes busy getting our thankksgiving boob picture ready
3 years ago
Why would you eat there when you're in the land craw-fish pie and filet gumbo??????
3 years ago
I got some distant relatives in your neck of the swamp - true story
3 years ago
becuase when you eat too much of something it becomes gross after a while....i rarely eat seafood now...back when i was in texas it was a treat...not anymore
3 years ago
well im off to work try to keep up with all the alti situations till i get back


its srs bsnss u know!?
3 years ago
True enough... Where I grew up we picked lobsters, clams, quahogs and mussels directly out of the ocean and today I could care less about any of them
3 years ago
I'll try and keep up, but the malice involved is just too much. :/
3 years ago
The malice I tells ya@!!!!
3 years ago
heather boob pic? jalapeno cheeseburger? You summoned me?
3 years ago
hahaha
3 years ago
False alarm, Q
3 years ago
or should I say... ALT!!!!!!
3 years ago
* jrob2020 slap queso butt playfully on the way out the door *
3 years ago
* Sprinkles eyeballs queso suspiciously *
3 years ago
* Sprinkles hands jrob his sack lunch and waves goodbye *
3 years ago
Try out ddp yoga job, does wonders for the back muscles
3 years ago
deep double penetration yoga? HOT
3 years ago
* L0RD_QU3S0 nonchalantly steals the pudding cup *
3 years ago
Shit I've lost 20 lbs since I started 3 months ago.
3 years ago
Yoga and a change of diet?
3 years ago
Maybe I should look into that... I swear the dump I took this morning weighed at least 20 lbs
3 years ago
Not having drive thru every night. Homemade chicken curry on white rice ftw
3 years ago
I can send you the yoga dvds and a edited copy of insanity
3 years ago
My brother lost a lot of weight with the P90x system, all while living on chicken and rice. He lost so much so quickly that everyone thought he was sick
3 years ago
Took out the crappy menu songs and replaced them with DVDA now you're a man, karate kid best around, etc
3 years ago
Sweet... you have those shared on the cloud?
3 years ago
Nice. Heading to work, until next time
3 years ago
* Sprinkles hands queso his sack lunch and waves goodbye *
3 years ago
No. But I could soon after I'm done with finals early December
3 years ago
Tanks anyways, I just found it on the pirate bay. :/
3 years ago
DOUBLE PUDDING CUPS!!

* L0RD_QU3S0 beaver smiles and waves off the camera *
3 years ago
I can understand loathing food that you're subject to all the time. I honestly couldn't care if I never saw another chicken wing ever again at this point.
3 years ago
I feel the same way about poutine mako.
3 years ago
Just kidding
* squatface snorts another cheese curd. *
3 years ago
Ever try the poutines they serve at Costco, squatty?
3 years ago
As if i have a costco membership.
3 years ago
Too bad, because they are incredible...
3 years ago
Really? I might have to have one smuggled.
3 years ago
It's massive, with crispy fries, huge cheese curds and a gravy worthy of St Hubert himself.
3 years ago
* Sprinkles gets moist thinking about it *
3 years ago
All these huge stores around, and the one thing we don't have is a Costco.
3 years ago
we just got a costco - do the USA ones have poutine?
3 years ago
STILL NEVER HAD POUTINE :(
3 years ago
every time i read poutine on here,unfortunately,this is the image i conjure up...i dont think mucho has really affected my in any other way though.


http://muchosucko.com/89166/The-REAL-recipe-to-poutine

3 years ago
thanks for nothing billy
3 years ago
glad to help a nordfag-american out,ja
3 years ago
what a dutch thing to do
3 years ago
Thanksgiving was last month, sorry.
3 years ago
It's actually tomorrow, sorry.
3 years ago
Jrob made me tear up, but right before I started to feel human, Billymays fixed it.
3 years ago
They really need to clean up that room
3 years ago
Fuck cats
3 years ago
Called mom lately?
3 years ago
She called me this morning. Mood ruined
3 years ago
Wow, doesn't take much.
3 years ago
Ya
Fuck moms
3 years ago
Is your mum fuckable
3 years ago
I wouldnt
3 years ago
I highly doubt that
3 years ago
What about your dad?
3 years ago
Was he fuckable?
3 years ago
I bet he was...
3 years ago
Nice dik chain
3 years ago
* Sprinkles hands lobos her stfu sack *
3 years ago
She already said the mood was ruined, Sprinks. I wanted to hear more about the "mood" she was in, but you fucked that all up.
3 years ago
* Sprinkles bows *


Her mood was fucked up the day she was born
3 years ago
I find LL interesting. Why, I don't know. But then, I don't normally like North American women, either.
3 years ago
I think she's an insufferable cunt myself, but, to each his own.

3 years ago
Eh, I think you like arguing with her. Then again, people here hate Squidley and I think the guy's a fucking riot. I don't really hate anyone here...except for Whunu.
3 years ago
I do like arguing...

What did whunu do to have everyone hate him so much, and more importantly, made Yak erase him from existence?
3 years ago
Well, for starters he's not that bright. He pissed me off one night on tc, whining about how the world is going to end because you can't search past the year 2020 on Google, he told us all he had cancer in an attempt to make us feel bad for him, when he's just fat and an alcoholic...shall I go on?
3 years ago
He crouched too hardcore.
3 years ago
Nope, I got it. We had a few whunus on H666 too... Poster children for pro-abortion
3 years ago
welp, I better to get to work...

* Sprinkles quits cock-blocking Mako and logs off *
3 years ago
Later, Sprink lol.
3 years ago
Hey squatface, didn't he tell us he was a cop, too?
3 years ago
Before my time probably.
3 years ago
Oh yeah, he's been around as long as I have, so maybe it was. I kinda got desensitized to him after he threatened to find me and kill me for the umpteenth time.
3 years ago
Sometimes it feels like all the real weirdos left the day I joined
3 years ago
Other days I wonder if I'm an alt without knowing it.
3 years ago
I don't understand the whole "alt" thing. Makes a person appear insecure to me.
3 years ago
I hate alts.
3 years ago
I'm just not bright enough to figure out who they are.
3 years ago
If you want to act like a stranger, I'll treat you like one, but it seems to me that's whole idea behind having an alt account. I just don't log in if I don't want to be seen.
3 years ago
comments threads are actually readable.

Nobody touch anything!
3 years ago
Claude really is a dumbass
3 years ago
Please explain why this is.
3 years ago
No
3 years ago
Although this vid says it all
3 years ago
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