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muchoers gone wild

by jrob2020

submitted November 22nd 2014

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Sign, motherfucker
3 years ago
my dick is sign enough
3 years ago
i recorded this like a year ago
3 years ago
Fucking weirdo
3 years ago
im not clicking play.
3 years ago
liar
3 years ago
doesnt mean i didnt save it.
3 years ago
the least you could do is upvote...its oc beotch
3 years ago
I recognize that smoke stain yellow.
3 years ago
gets her spotty minge out on mucho: jrob is a weirdo
3 years ago
Spotty Minge was a highly underrated punk band
3 years ago
did it have a female vocalist?
3 years ago
ya - she was a swede
3 years ago
didn't they break up when they found out it was a woman?
3 years ago
ask LL
3 years ago
how would he know?
3 years ago
spotty minge, man I'm hungery
3 years ago
nigger you need a life
3 years ago
i have one...im actually about to leave for a fish fry
3 years ago
fish fry? is that some kinda euphemism for downstairs hygiene?
3 years ago
huehuehuehuehue
3 years ago
its when a bunch of cajun fuckers get together have some beers and fry up fish....we got some flounders and some redfish
3 years ago
bite the hand that feeds. Smooth seagull.
3 years ago
say what?
3 years ago
say anything.
3 years ago
* makodragon backtacks *
3 years ago
It's not limited to cajuns, the white trash here do it too.
3 years ago
so you have to be "white trash" to enjoy fried fish?
3 years ago
You don't have to be... but it sure helps
3 years ago
so you dont like fish and chips?
3 years ago
We have community fish fries around these parts, mostly catfish, so yummy!
3 years ago
We have lots of themed "festivals"

Watermelon
Fish
Bbq
Kolaches
Pie

All are complete with outside dancing, ridiculous competitions, and a teenage girl named the festivals "queen"

Good old country fun
3 years ago
how does catfish taste? Better than salmon?
3 years ago
Catfish is my favorite fish, but I was raised eating it really often.... and it's deep fried, squirted with lemon and dipped in copious amounts of ketchup, pretty much impossible for it to be bad
3 years ago
MD, you can deep fry anything, and it's delicious.
3 years ago
True Mako.

JB, you sound like the type of woman that has been catfish noodling
3 years ago
So are you saying catfish tastes like shit Mak?
3 years ago
No, I'm just not a fan of it. But I'd rather eat it over salmon. Catfish are bottom feeders and their filets always seemed rather bony to me.
3 years ago
Fish fry always involves clams and/or cod here.
3 years ago
We always have hush puppies and mountain oysters
3 years ago
Wtf is a mountain oyster??
3 years ago
what's a hush puppy?
3 years ago
I've caught my fair share of catfish, never with my bare hands
3 years ago
hush puppy=cornbread rolled into a ball and deep fried...I think.
3 years ago
And it's not a festival unless it involves football, chicken wings, and beer.
3 years ago
Hush puppies are deep fried cornbread balls, mountain oysters are sliced and fried calf testicles.
3 years ago
haha
3 years ago
They are fun to offer to people who don't know what they are ;)
3 years ago
There was a little bar near where I grew up in Cicero called Frank's...they had 75 different types on chicken wings. I was at the last Wingfest they had...25 bars, all you can eat wings...some asshole stabbed another guy on the bus, and that was the end of Wingfest.
3 years ago
I'd give them a go. If they really tasted good I'd incorporate it into my strange and varied diet
3 years ago
they are best with tobasco
3 years ago
a bit partial to them are you possum?

I do like me some tobasco. The more things to eat tobasco with the better
3 years ago
i like that we're discussing castration on a jroob dick sub
3 years ago
Grey pubes are showing.
3 years ago
fuck off puma
3 years ago
i sure hope this ends up in the proper authority's hands
3 years ago
hahaha upon re-reading that..
carry on cajun nigger
3 years ago
i see osters the only one comfortable aneogh with his sexuality to upvote
3 years ago
enough even.
3 years ago
osturd loves the dong
3 years ago
dong? are you a fucking child?
3 years ago
no that would be aka
3 years ago
oh, i misread that as "fucking a child"
3 years ago
I figured.
3 years ago
dong
3 years ago
i wonder if they call it a "smith" in asia
3 years ago
albert actually.
3 years ago
sillygayqueer is a knuckle dragging ape.
3 years ago
and you're still despo for attentio
3 years ago
just take mine
3 years ago
i'm mucho's mother theresa
3 years ago
because im talking im desperate for attention? your zeke is showing bird.
3 years ago
if anything, you are the new jawzz88.
3 years ago
no, you lash out randomly hoping someone will give you a reaction, but you usually end up with me cuz i'm too kind
3 years ago
/me proxies up
3 years ago
I lash out at everyone.
3 years ago
that's exactly my point
3 years ago
topic switch:

david cronenbergs "consumed" and joshua cohens "4 new messages", check em out. and if you wanna know why fries is as messed up as he is, read the yorkshire ripper books by david peace, that shit will really turn your stomach.
3 years ago
No
3 years ago
not talking to you, taint-sweat
3 years ago
No
3 years ago
your wit never ceases to amaze
3 years ago
DAT SQUAD !!!
3 years ago
So jelly
3 years ago
Squad owns seegoll
3 years ago
totes..... like a donut.
3 years ago
hah!
3 years ago
kidding
3 years ago
i'm a bear claw!
3 years ago
get it???
3 years ago
What was so bad about mr Sutcliffe
3 years ago
I heard he substituted his penis with a variety of instruments
3 years ago
Is that "zeke"?
3 years ago
The name of the device?
3 years ago
If you didn't see the back story, squadman jrob2020 won a bet with Zeke (before he was on the squad) and used the money that Zeke didn't Welch on to buy a flesh light and wrote "Zeke" on it and submitted a photo of it.
3 years ago
Very nice.
3 years ago
Have you had a chance to brush up on Rollogate yet, sir?
3 years ago
aaaahaaaaahaaahahahahahahahaaaahaaahaaahaaahaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaa

* Steven_Seagull gasps for air *
3 years ago
"Sir"
3 years ago
have some dignity, ffs
3 years ago
i serially wanted to stay out of the squad thread but that was too rich
3 years ago
i'm still laughing
3 years ago
I was thinking that I might pull up unclebilly's comments for my remaining device charge....
3 years ago
loling
3 years ago
leling
3 years ago
even keking
3 years ago
Your ignorance of Squad formalities is no excuse for your baffoonery, steve.
3 years ago
what's a baffoon?
3 years ago
master your language!
3 years ago
EFL pwned
3 years ago
Ah yes, unclebill. He was very impressed with worthless drunk's internet prowess.
3 years ago
calling tr sir is like asking a homeless guy permission to put change in his cup
3 years ago
Trying to dis Squad is like trying to chase a sunset. You don't matter and it don't care.
3 years ago
oh my.... this is like diamat, somebody needs to turn your world view upside down to make sense of it.
3 years ago
* Steven_Seagull waits for tr to google diamat, then come up with a long-ass diatribe where he tries to sound like he knew the concept all along *
3 years ago
Who gave rollo those words
3 years ago
DON'T FORGET TO MENTION LUKACS, BB!!
3 years ago
I definitely never heard of communism until right now...
3 years ago
AWES!
3 years ago
you didn't even get the point
3 years ago
steve just got S-I-R-V-E-D
3 years ago
yeah, i sure did

i sure as hell dint get served though, cuz your glorious leader failed to see my point
3 years ago
Sauregull's very existence practically proves lysenkoism...he is "an illuminati" after all.
3 years ago
Steve played "Who Wants to Get Served". He went first. He won. Go steve!
3 years ago
Even funnier was him lecturing me on stories from illuminatus and claiming fluency in Latin at various times.
3 years ago
Et tu steve?
3 years ago
the point was that you guys are fucking intellectual antipodes, you live in bizarro world and need to be turned back on your feet, just like marx' diamat did with hegel's diaid... you going on like this just further proves my point.
3 years ago
so many squad high fives are due cuz you guys won so hard
3 years ago
lel
3 years ago
* Steven_Seagull is so friggin pwned *
3 years ago
hahahahahahahahahahahaha
3 years ago
Hey tr, isn't it funny how steve flails around like a chicken with its head cut off after Squad gets through with him?
3 years ago
NO PLEASE, NO MORE!!!!
3 years ago
you forgot to call him "sir"
3 years ago
incoming squad spanking!!!!
3 years ago
BAD ROLLO!!!
3 years ago
* sir
3 years ago
too late!!

ankle those pants and ready yourself for the paddle.... tr's ego needs it!
3 years ago
and be ready for him to call you "jackie" while he paddles you!!!!!
3 years ago
^like a chicken with its head cut off
3 years ago
For those who don't know, illuminatus was a trilogy of five books written by two playboy editors about one guy who took over the illuminati in opposition to the saures (who were basically Abba) by using their own law of fives against them. On a related note, that is why Steve has the 23, because two plus three equals five. Illuminatus was also divided into ten trips based on the tree of the sephiroth, much like Eco's Foucault's pendulum.
3 years ago
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH11111!!!!!1111!!!!ONE
3 years ago
^chicken with head cut off
3 years ago
yeah, familair territory... much easier...
3 years ago
^like ur mom
3 years ago
and there we have it, squad intellectual prowess in a nutshell, bad grammar and mom jokes
3 years ago
It might have been better if he meant diatomaceous earth before.
3 years ago
*And *jokes.
3 years ago
imma prance for a bit and switch devices now.... feel free to act all superiour in the meantime
3 years ago
Steve trying to interface with Squad is like algae trying to see a dolphin.
3 years ago
It is funny to watch him flail, Rollo...alas, this is keeping me from reading doxstergate, but it isn't going anywhere.

It is also funny when Steve fills us in on details of his life. I sure don't care if he changes devices, do you?

And we are the only ones here...
3 years ago
You are right, sir.
3 years ago
Unfortunately, my device is depleted of power, but we can let Steve pretend he ran me off.
3 years ago
Once the big device switch occurs, there is probably no avoiding such accusations, sir.
3 years ago
just make sure you keep avoiding the issue at hand, mensa boy!

maybe you you'll be on par with me about conflicting dialectic theories by the time you can afford to come online again

A YAY FOR PUBLIC LIBRARIES!
3 years ago
hey faggots.

I win.

THE END.
3 years ago
As if libraries don't have content filters that would block this site.
3 years ago
Notice how I just owned you, kid?

Now pretend I didn't...
3 years ago
so - what would be worse?:

1 - reading this thread
2 - clicking play
3 years ago
no worry - i dont plan on doing either
3 years ago
the point was that you have rely on public libraries cuz a) you cant keep up with me without having to read up on stuff and b) you're too poor to afford books.

but yeah, you sure skewled me by once again proving you have to seek out public web access to get your mucho on.
3 years ago
You did both, possum. You know it and I know it.
3 years ago
also, oh shit!

md won!
3 years ago
I had to win one eventually
3 years ago
all kidding aside rolls - when i see that throb has subbed dick i dont click, ever
same goes for reading threads that, when i scroll over them, have multiple Tr spams



i call it the assface rule

aka persona status
3 years ago
Let me make sure I have this straight, junior: you mention me not being able to afford to get online in the same comment as public libraries, but then you claim that you really meant it is because I can't afford books (even though multiple users of this site have seen my rather large collection), despite how you earlier in this very thread accused me of googlung things to research then, which would negate the need to look up things at said libraries...did that sum things up, or are you not done pretending that I owned you (again).


Furthermore, it seems pointless to investigate an outmoded german philosophy that has seemed to only cause suffering in its short vogue. I would be more likely to read Nietzsche (in German, of course).

As a final postscript to possbro, we both know that you read all of my comments more than once and guiltily enjoy the awesome verbosity and profound prolixity.
3 years ago
and in conclusion:

I Dont Know, And Dont Care
3 years ago
We both know you care...that is why you typed that last comment and why you will type your next ten thousand and two.
3 years ago
tr - i find you useful at times, like: when i drop a whole bag of marbles and for some reason feel like to need how many landed on the carpet and how many made it all the way to the linoleum in the kitchen...

3 years ago
so, until then?
3 years ago
If we really associated in person, you would actually want me to do things like calculate your taxes and check your time punches for underpayment at work and school you on the best deals on beer in the area....
3 years ago
and dildo futures.
3 years ago
The only future for a dildo at possum's would be a truncheon.
3 years ago
named "the sexecutioner"
3 years ago
is a truncheon kind of like a fly-swatter?
3 years ago
...Fuzzy's getting uppity lately
3 years ago
hahah that reminds me, someone smoked your catnip
3 years ago
that actually pissed me off tbh
3 years ago
the loss of the catnip or the invasion of your house?
3 years ago
the latter more than the former...i felt like bill cosby's secretary
3 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/OWdAzX0.jpg
3 years ago
If you'd had a truncheon, you could have beat off the miscreant.
3 years ago
it's not that she didn't want to be groped, it's that it was Cosby groping her
3 years ago
Poor cosby...career over.
3 years ago
he's no jimmy savile, at least he had the decency to dope those bitches up first.
3 years ago
aka syndrome
3 years ago
At least jimmy had the decency to die before it all went public
3 years ago
Bopin' ?
3 years ago
everyone in the squad is black, and not the funny black, the greasy black.
3 years ago
theres no such thing as funny black,professor THC
3 years ago
Oh I thought thatdude was back
3 years ago
I wasn't going to say anything about you using my pic as your avatar jrub, but....

* DushanMandik is creeped out watching this next to his picture :'( *
3 years ago
oh shut up
3 years ago
Suck my 9er fagwad! 8)
3 years ago
how long did that take? Filming would put me right off
3 years ago
exactly 57 seconds
3 years ago
you should go pro.
3 years ago
on second thought, that's probably not ideal. You'd be good for those teaser porns though
3 years ago
Sorry about your dick polyps.
3 years ago
my penis is just fine and dandy,thank you vry much!
3 years ago
too jrobby around here

nighty
3 years ago
damn that hurts bro......i was gone for a good two hours too :(
3 years ago
JK

it IS time for me to check my emails and etc though - i tend to let them build up and wait until i am totally pickled until i respond
3 years ago
See you in 4 minutes.
3 years ago
i hope so
3 years ago
Don't forget to check possum@muchomail.com
3 years ago
i forward all that stuff to yak
3 years ago
consequences!
3 years ago
ima off now
3 years ago
lol ima back - half hour later and i kilt MS!
3 years ago
i feel bad now

perhaps i will go for a drive
3 years ago
Dont crash
3 years ago
he died did.
3 years ago
He'll be fine. Poosum is almost as indestructible as squidley
3 years ago
flying the flag for the foreskin
3 years ago
like undercooked bacon
3 years ago
better than like overcooked sausage
3 years ago
and a shitty punk bank, fuck you urkel.
3 years ago
except for that pesky salmonella thing
3 years ago
bw mad
3 years ago
punk bank? fuck I need some sleep.
3 years ago
You need to fuck off, nig nog.
3 years ago
tea nig*
3 years ago
Haha made you penis
3 years ago
nice dick

* ToiletDuck would suck it *
3 years ago
Of course you would
3 years ago
not sure if gay dude or chick but flattering nonetheless
3 years ago
neither!
3 years ago
r u a duck then?
3 years ago
tranny?
* jrob2020 crosses fingers *
3 years ago
Woah, only one tranny is allowed to be here.
3 years ago
Which one is that?
3 years ago
LL
3 years ago
That never gets old.
3 years ago
it cant.
3 years ago
R.I.P. Kyliekat.
3 years ago
The operation didnt go well then...
3 years ago
Right im back to bed for another hour
3 years ago
Yawn
3 years ago
Back
3 years ago
In da tub
3 years ago
Nice squirt there jrob
3 years ago
Either you got a new one or the "Zeke" has worn off
3 years ago
the second thing....i wouldnt buy another one,nothing beats the hand as far as masturbation goes.....i actually threw zeke to the curb like his ex did
3 years ago
Haha, that's harsh....and funny.
3 years ago
I still enjoy that Zeke's ex was married during their entire relationship.
3 years ago
LOL@ TR for trying to beat up on what he considers to be a weaker kid on the playground...
3 years ago
did you hear oster beat tr in chess.
3 years ago
Yeah? Details please...
3 years ago
it was our second game he had me dead to rights and I pulled out a win.
3 years ago
so when ever he tries to be all tr like, i reply with remember oster beat you at your own game.
3 years ago
haha!
3 years ago
His ego must have bled out so fast...
3 years ago
I have to give tr a game now. I just need to learn how to play first.
3 years ago
it was honestly really fun.
3 years ago
It was actually our first game he won. The second was when I scholared him.

As to sprinkles comment, in case you missed it, I am an equal opportunity mocker...of course, around these parts, I can't think of anyone who isn't the weaker kid in terms of logical legerdemain...though there are many who would dispute that using the standard fallacious reasoning. In conclusion, if it makes you feel better, sprinkbro, I have higher hopes for zeke than I do for you. Embrace sciencism.
3 years ago
A better man would have used less words.
3 years ago
I rarely if ever read his entire comment. I think he sits there frantically flipping through a thesaurus while typing and thinks he sounds intelligent.
3 years ago
I wouldn't be surprised if he lifted entire arguments from other sites from real intelligent people and just substituted the name of the person he's trying to impress.
3 years ago
The key word is "trying", because he never succeeds.
3 years ago
Eh, you're wasting too much time thinking about his comments.
3 years ago
If your speculations were true, kids, you could use the internet to prove it.

You haven't, so either you don't know how or your claims are false...
3 years ago
I do it hands free all the time, just use my girlfriends mouth. Nice video though
3 years ago
Should have done it with swamp water,nigger.
3 years ago
I bet that fleshlight smells like vinegar. 8(
3 years ago
*VINIGGER
3 years ago
Whammy!
3 years ago
* "Mammy"?
3 years ago
fuck you, oster!!! jrob's cock is bigger than yours, faggot!!!
3 years ago
biiiiiiiiitchhhhhhhh
3 years ago
yooooouknowwho'sreallybiggernigger
3 years ago
that's is the gayest way to win an argument. Ever.
3 years ago
hahaha
3 years ago
what do you expect, its not like punky has anything going on upstairs.
3 years ago
well he could argue that you have nothing going on downstairs.

He wouldn't think of that though.
3 years ago
I was just getting ready to reply with a comment similar to that, mako...fuck you!!
3 years ago
hahahaha
3 years ago
no he wasnt. he just wanted to say that to seem like he did.
3 years ago
8(
3 years ago
EAT ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol
3 years ago
UV..for my fellow squad-mate. 8(
3 years ago
skeet*
3 years ago
*er
3 years ago
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UxOrdWmibeU
3 years ago
AND...^it works. 8)
3 years ago
*goes good with this sub
3 years ago
actually dig this song. dont ruin it.
3 years ago
ok..I'll "shhh"
3 years ago
that's not a bad lookin' medium sized cock, jrub. now, if you could only figure out where that squirrel hid your nuts.
3 years ago
Hey punky!! This band is better than yours.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7jz1Kw_a4E4
3 years ago
punky, you have a larval dick until you prove otherwise. Until then stfu
3 years ago
no homo
3 years ago
He provides dong critiques as if he is some kind of connoisseur.
3 years ago
he must think he's in FAPS
3 years ago
Memberships accepted
3 years ago
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