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/me giggles

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by fries-please

submitted November 22nd 2014

259 comments
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* fries-please giggle *
3 years ago
^works here but not in discribtions.....
3 years ago
drinking already?
3 years ago
Not yet
3 years ago
you going to blame your kindle for "describtions" too stephen fries-please?
3 years ago
Well does it work for you
3 years ago
Ah, the president of F.A.P.S. is representin' today.
3 years ago
Aye
3 years ago
Well uh its not a repost.
3 years ago
true
3 years ago
It will be tomorrow though.
3 years ago
I think I'll get divorced now.
3 years ago
over chinese food?
3 years ago
why not, irreconcilable differences, I love the Chinese buffet and she doesn't. She's taking my life away damnit!
3 years ago
you have Hibachi Grill/Buffet in PA?
tons of chinese, but tons of murkan stuff also
3 years ago
it could save your marriage
3 years ago
Thank you, Dr. Poz.
3 years ago
1st she denies you the vag..now the won-ton too?
DUDE
3 years ago
Sympathy upvote.
3 years ago
We have a Chinese buffet her in Conyers. All you can eat for eight bucks.
3 years ago
Not bad for £5
3 years ago
I could probably only manage about £5 of chinese anyway
3 years ago
Looks like they got their sums about right
3 years ago
have you been here all night foofs?
3 years ago
No
3 years ago
I woke early
3 years ago
why so son?
3 years ago
Dunno... think i heard a car door slam
3 years ago
That'll happen when to old folks
3 years ago
-when
3 years ago
I just.... I give up.
3 years ago
back to smoking?
3 years ago
nope
3 years ago
though shit like this makes me wanna smoke
3 years ago
is why i asked
3 years ago
still, dude go fuck your "woman".
3 years ago
what the...
3 years ago
honestly no need to explain. why waste the time.
3 years ago
good point.
3 years ago
I'm on my way right now


Oster be such a jelly nelly!
3 years ago
i hope you crash bird.
3 years ago
I'm currently planning my trip to the UK... I'm thinking airbnb?
3 years ago
sorry bird that was uncalled for, I wish you a wonderful trip.
3 years ago
So far it was suckage! Germans don't get air travel, fucking lemmings!
3 years ago
Always with the pushing and the shoving and the rudeness
3 years ago
I hope you never have to fly into LaGuardia then lol
3 years ago
So far Zurich is the nicest cleanest and most civilized airport I ever seen. . . Also the most expensive
3 years ago
ever gone thru OHare, bird?
3 years ago
it will sivelize your face off
3 years ago
He is at Ohare now....he just doesn't realize it.....yet.
3 years ago
Never mind O'hare...the only time it's scary there is in the summer with all the storms. Hartsfield-Jackson in Atlanta should have it's own zip code.
3 years ago
Hartsfield is nothing.
3 years ago
http://www.cp24.com/world/naked-man-crashes-through-ceiling-at-boston-airport-washroom-attacks-elderly-man-1.2115363#ixzz3JvZ8Ji8w

welp, we know where seagull is vacationing
3 years ago
vacationing?..again?
dude gets like 2 months a year or what?
3 years ago
Since you clearly don't read your good buddy Steve's comments, I shall, as usual, tell you how it is. See, he inherited some sizable sum after he got off the junk, so, much like me, he doesn't actually have to work.
3 years ago
im sorry..whatd you say?
3 years ago
Try flying out of EWR , also SHUT YOUR FAT MEXICAN MINGE EATING MOUTH YOU COUCH RUINING UNEMPLOYED PARASITE
* Magawd settles down *
3 years ago
That's funny because I repaired the couch not too long ago...not that I don't sleep in a bed...
3 years ago
moved up from patio furniture, have we?
3 years ago
fat liar
3 years ago
who the fuck but tubby lazy shits break couches?
3 years ago
how the fuck do you even break a couch?
3 years ago
i think you answered your own question
3 years ago
he was probably practicing his WWE moves
3 years ago
That question shows ignorance of couch construction methods, kid.

Furthermore, I wouldn't willingly sleep on patio furniture.
3 years ago
"oh I'm sorry but it seems that my ass has broken the seemingly unbreakable"
3 years ago
who said anything about sleeping?
3 years ago
DID YOU AND THE SENORITA IGNORE THE WEIGHT LIMIT TAG STAPLED TO THE BOTTOM OF THE SOFA?
3 years ago
lol
3 years ago
tr's now enjoying the company of mexican ladies of the night?
3 years ago
See, sweetmeat, you said something about sleeping in the sense that you responded to my comment about sleeping with your quip.

Let's hope you pay more attention when you take your orders at work...
3 years ago
Lesson learned excessive methane saturation of a particle board framed sofas combined with improper sitting technique combined with extreme buttock temperatures weaken furniture.
3 years ago
SHE WORKS YOU FUCKING LEECH
3 years ago
Again, your ignorance is astounding, pal...you should investigate how couches are made if you want to try to crack wise or whatever you think you're doing...
3 years ago
not your pal buddy and I know one thing for sure is no woman I ever lived with or dated was capable of breaking a sofa
3 years ago
you sir are a blob of couch sediment
3 years ago
Since you appear to know nothing about couches and their construction, pal, you opinions on this subject are zekian.

Embrace sciencism.
3 years ago
even cryass picks fruit you lazy bastard
3 years ago
Actually, palowad, he is a network administrator (according to him).

That's hilarious, though, because he is of Latin american extraction, right?
3 years ago
What planet are you from, tr?
3 years ago
Remember, palowad, embrace sciencism.
3 years ago
I won't bid you to embrace sciencism, sweet nose, because you are supposedly just a girl and, regardless of your actual gender, seem unlikely to be in the top twenty percent of intelligence worldwide.
3 years ago
That's a weird name for a planet
3 years ago
Also, intellect and intelligence are not the same thing. Everything that lives has some form of intelligence. Look that up in your volume of science blah blah books
3 years ago
Try kolob or xenu or even planet x, Bb.
3 years ago
My bet is on Uranus. Cause you stink
3 years ago
The god of the sky stinks???
3 years ago
Your busted sofa stinks
3 years ago
Yet it isn't "busted," broken, or even mine....
3 years ago
Also, febreeze is fairly reasonably priced for any fabric needs....
3 years ago
you should try drinking it
3 years ago
kill the stench at the source
3 years ago
or yourself, that would work too
3 years ago
Febreze is not fatal, fool.

Also, it doesn't kill the odor, merely surrounds it, much in the way the awesome verbosity surrounds your ignorance with profound prolixity.
3 years ago
shut up and drink it
3 years ago
You liberals are so arrogant. You're gonna get it some day.
3 years ago
Now that's a proper Mucho kill. Congrats.
3 years ago
Let me help.

a. EWR is a fucking dump.
b. Seagull lives a lifestyle we all wish for...minus the psychotic episodes.
c. Kids can break couches, trust me.
d. Tr is phlegm.
c.
3 years ago
I am quite humorous, and phlegm is one of the four humors...
3 years ago
Shut up, fucklips.
3 years ago
A lifestyle we all wish for? What's this "we" shit?
3 years ago
Not everyone can be retired like you and me, mako.
3 years ago
That was my point Admiral, EWR is a shithole
3 years ago
And grease neck and his blubberous companion are professional sofa breakers.
3 years ago
e. I do not wish for Seagull's lifestyle.
f. When I retire I will not live on mucho, but I will send pictures.
3 years ago
g. In my retirement I plan to deliver Chinese food and sell dildos.
3 years ago
h. Yes, at the same time.
3 years ago
Gotta multitask, keeps the Alzheimer's away.
3 years ago
You probably wouldn't even last as long at the porno shop as you did as a moderator of this site, kitten.
3 years ago
I bet your ass and mouth were real familiar with the glory hole in the peep show booth.
3 years ago
Would this be a good time to review how palowad claimed he would never direct another comment at me ever again, or should we simply consider that, here in muchosucko, the chat is the glory hole and notice that he, along with so many other big talkers, are scared to go in there?
3 years ago
Number of times tr has asked for a review: 9,974
Number of times a muchoer has actually conducted said review:0
3 years ago
WHOS A BIG TALKER?
3 years ago
Number of times tr has followed up with a math challenge:
3 years ago
jizz?
3 years ago
Come on, tr...doesn't your wit work faster than this?
3 years ago
ya, that's what I thought.
3 years ago
(DAMMIT..THESAURUS.COM! RESPOND FASTER!)
3 years ago
he's gotta go get some more of that couch change to buy some more net blocks at the internet cafe
3 years ago
seeing as how he,like brogull
"doesnt have to work" and all
3 years ago
I conduct the reviews, kitten.

Also, if you knew how this site worked you'd see I was logged out, but I guess that's why you got fired.
3 years ago
And you logged back in just to say that....lol. Nice life.
3 years ago
really its quite a sad state of affairs when the commander of squad cant afford to be online for more than a 2 hours at a clip
3 years ago
-a
3 years ago
Did he log back out again.....you know....to go fly a stealth fighter or something?
3 years ago
Just using the WiFi at the bar where I'm playing poker anyway, on a tablet I won through skillful reaction.
3 years ago
Oh....so you have to log off when you use wifi. uh huh.
3 years ago
AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAA
if some creative person on this fuckin site isnt jotting down all the bullshit that flies out of your pedo-piehole,then all is lost..sitcom gold!
3 years ago
I make sure to log out frequently here, since it left me logged in yesterday when I was long gone.
3 years ago
"left you logged in"? lol
3 years ago
Funny how all you chumps were so cool with a guy actually under indictment for pedoness...just remember, I knew about his charges almost instantly and it was too funny to watch you clowns conversing with him...
3 years ago
many in your "network" knew about his charges
3 years ago
I would have known about it if I didn't have to log off and then back on every 15 seconds.
3 years ago
you kiddie fiddlers stick together
3 years ago
Yes, kitten...the power ran out on this device, and when I looked at the user's online list I was still active.

Again, I don't actually consider you to have any opinions of consequence regarding how this site works, so lol it up in your ignorance.
3 years ago
I thought you knew how this site works?
3 years ago
Actually, idiot, I knew about it from googling the information he provided on this very site, which you all also could see.
3 years ago
Ah, now THAT is a great retirement.
3 years ago
The only thing you know how to do is be full of shit, take it in the ass and swallow.
3 years ago
In this case, kitten, I have made a special study of how the list is calculated.
3 years ago
and break sofas
3 years ago
and take advantage of illegal immigrants
3 years ago
a) study mucho. b) google pedophiles. c) Build aircraft carrier.
3 years ago
d) learn Cantonese for fun
3 years ago
do you just sit there on your greasy couch googling up dirt on muchoers?
3 years ago
Now, I shall log out and go elsewhere, so be sure to pretend you ran me off, ignorami.
3 years ago
And that IS a runoff.
3 years ago
that's a run off

* Magawd end zone dances *
3 years ago
Mine was the last comment. I claim victory
3 years ago
* makodragon steals the thunder *
3 years ago
but I was way harsher with it
3 years ago
yeah, that's true, but I'm getting really good at stealing runoffs
3 years ago
it's going to go home now and sit down too hard and re-fracture the mexicunt's sofa because of me
3 years ago
Think it uses that tablet as a TV tray?
3 years ago
imagine the finger smudges on that baby
3 years ago
I bet that thing has more DNA on it than Amy Fisher
3 years ago
like looking through vaseline
3 years ago
Like an etch-a-sketch, but on the outside.
3 years ago
I bet it broke a bar stool and got tossed.
3 years ago
The probably don't take Discover card at that particular Arby's
3 years ago
I wonder if it went to a amnesty party with the mexicunt.
3 years ago
Free food? You betcha.
3 years ago
now that was a funny thread
3 years ago
Just to recap, I drove downtown, went to a BBQ, had a leisurely meal, connected to their wifi, and discovered that the awesome verbosity is still dominating the recent comments.
3 years ago
now i see why its such a slow day
3 years ago
Also, I am learning both johng wuhn and gohng dohng wuh. (That is mandarin and Cantonese).
3 years ago
i knew i shouldve included a "for future use" tag with this sub, dammit
3 years ago
So are we listing our daily activities on here now? I'd like to share that I got the most amazing love seat today, you should all be jealous
3 years ago
a wha?

A sex swing?
3 years ago
I left the house for only 12 minutes today, but when I did, 6 minutes into my journey, I had a powerful urge to shit. Trip ruined.

False alarm though, was just a megafart which I could release into the wild because the town was dead.
3 years ago
Those were hardly my daily activities, bb, just what I did after I left the poker game as a contrast to what the hater brigade did...
3 years ago
go fuck yourself sofa buster
3 years ago
So, let me get this straight, palowad...previously, you claimed you would never respond to me, merely talk at me, yet here you are, begging for my attention in comment after comment. What are we to make of this?

On a related note, did you have sex with bono's mother yet?
Have you had sex with anyone in all that time??
3 years ago
HAH....I was waiting for you to say that. You sad little addicted to gambling furniture busting taco splitting parent disappointing bucket headed greasy bastard.
3 years ago
Is that how you plan to seduce bono's mother, with smooth talk like that?
3 years ago
Interesting to read that you were waiting on me, though...you should get some tips on waiting from sweetmeat.
3 years ago
mags wins
3 years ago
waiting for you...lol you maniac.... I am watching football and harassing you during commercials
3 years ago
Until he fucks bono's mother, he has permanently lost, possbro. It is also cute that you consider your opinion on this matter to be relevant.
3 years ago
Hey are your mom's tits still firm? How about her ass?
3 years ago
Nice reversal, pal. So, when you typed that you were waiting for me, you really didn't mean it...just like you don't mean any of your comments, right?
3 years ago
Heh...pretty sure you already have a mother to fuck, pal...and her name is Mrs. Bono!
3 years ago
Let me guess, you were also too busy watching football to fuck her...
3 years ago
Are her lips full and luscious?
3 years ago
imho mho fucks you up the cloaca
3 years ago
Notice how palowad, having lost credibility by his previous inconsistencies, tries the same failed techniques.

Let me know how it was to fuck bono's mother...not that you ever will.
3 years ago
i like it when aspies get out and about mice elf - congrats
3 years ago
According to the DSM-IV-TR diagnostic criteria for delusional disorder, grandiose-type symptoms include grossly exaggerated belief of:

self-worth
power
knowledge
identity
exceptional relationship to a divinity or famous person.
3 years ago
..and getting dominated by fat chicks
3 years ago
pegged by a sofa cracking porker
3 years ago
whoop whoop!
3 years ago
Wow, was that some quality work or what from Dr. Balls, chief psychiatrist at the pentagon or what?
3 years ago
accuracy kills
3 years ago
As usual, the profound prolixity perplexes the poor pusillanimous poltroons.
3 years ago
pew pew pew
3 years ago
self-worth = verbosity
power = superior to all other Muchoers
knowledge = anointing all around with "ignorance"
identity = leader of the "only squad..."
relationship to a divinity = "church of sub genius"

Ya. Pretty fucking accurate is right.
3 years ago
Dr Balls forgot the:
"routinely attempts to redefine humor in ways that fit the particular delusion"
3 years ago
* ClaudeBallz scribbles on clipboard *
3 years ago
it gets pretty subjective at this point
3 years ago
Right...this is where...
3 years ago
where?
3 years ago
Up until now, you guys surely weren't ignorant baffoons.
3 years ago
stop calling me shirley
3 years ago
* Magawd picked the wrong day to stop taking qualudes *
3 years ago
i miss the days when willk dressed up in batman attire in order to avoid being banned
3 years ago
the pathetic nature of the sub required me to re-examine willks obvious lack of a soul...at least for a half-hour or so
3 years ago
Which is why I will deliver Chinese food and sell dildos in my retirement.
3 years ago
you're welcome fries
3 years ago
@CB
I'll have 1 order of the General Tso's chicken, and one black XL Caterpillar.
3 years ago
You want special egg-drop soup with that?
3 years ago
* Magawd senses a disturbance in the assfaceforce and logs off *
3 years ago
* possum shares a feel with magawd, declares it as no-homo imho, and goes back to categorizing yoricks lezbo pee-porn vids *
3 years ago
Like how does one do that....potassium-enriched, and potassium-deficient?
3 years ago
See that I didn't miss anything
3 years ago
* possum emails toaster *
3 years ago
lol never mind - she's not on my Safe List
3 years ago
plus she just bought that love seat.
3 years ago
owh god - i forgotted
3 years ago
cat isnt on safe list either as it happens
3 years ago
* possum is okay with that *
3 years ago
what's that supposed to mean?
3 years ago
not much really - it's just the MS folks who i can email, and want to

you never sent me any emails that i know of
3 years ago
I usually go through Mr. Fluffypants.
3 years ago
honestly - i'm pretty distracted right now...just ran across some really sick yet boring sex stuff of yoricks while scanning his old VHS stuff


yeesh
3 years ago
at least my dick is bigger than his was, confirmed

* possum jumps around *
3 years ago
:(
3 years ago
TMI?
3 years ago
* ClaudeBallz goes out through cat door *
3 years ago
family is not pretty
3 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3npY7MTcl7E
3 years ago
nice footage of jerkstore
3 years ago
Poss, no one from mucho ever emails me any more
3 years ago
Have you considered the possibility that nobody likes you?
3 years ago
Also, lesbo pee vids have to be categorized?
3 years ago
Cantonese has 9 tones, mandarin - only 4.
3 years ago
Don't forget the no tone in mandarin, which makes it 5.
3 years ago
As to the tones in cantonese, who cares?

It is pretty much the ebonics of china.
3 years ago
tone is what makes it sound natural. If you ignore it, you sound foreign, which obviously you are but meh
3 years ago
The point there senor artiste, is that gong dong is the inferior chinky talk (like ebonics) so who cares??
3 years ago
to be honest, I worded the comment badly. Sleep deprivation you see.
3 years ago
The perils of being homeless, amirite, guv?

Say no more, say no more, wink wink, nudge nudge.
3 years ago
Vera Wang is best Wang.
3 years ago
and you'd know as you've tasted all the wangs
3 years ago
Versa does look salbahe, that's for sure.
3 years ago
Oops, that should have been vera etc....
3 years ago
take your time,junior..im sure you're afforded many more seconds of internet connectivity
3 years ago
The internet is free here...and, I brought my charger this time.
3 years ago
Hello sir.
3 years ago
Hi rollo .
3 years ago
Any new squad business?
3 years ago
Too bad jaws88 is too busy for us..,
3 years ago
Just the usual. I keep subbing quality content but the haterz auto dv. It makes it hard to share the quality content with those who need it most.
3 years ago
ync are on the lookout for contributors such as yourself rollie
3 years ago
Sorry billy, I was saying something about subbing content. I don't think you belong in this discussion.
3 years ago
boy you really cut to the core of me
3 years ago
* fries-please still giggles *
3 years ago
fuck off, giggleponce
3 years ago
Is this what you love to SUCK most, fries?
3 years ago
recover password