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The toast song

toast

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by ClaudeBallz

submitted November 15th 2014

94 comments
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Why am so hungry now?
3 years ago
i dunno,why am you?
3 years ago
Where in the fucking hell is this even from??
3 years ago
http://www.city-data.com/w8/bgm17432.gif
3 years ago
I don't even like you anymore...
3 years ago
Suck on that!
3 years ago
If she'd give it up.
3 years ago
* ClaudeBallz dry heaves actual pieces of toast *
3 years ago
You should chew your food better.
3 years ago
Toaster
3 years ago
Too thin
3 years ago
everybody point and laugh at fries! he's resorted to replying to his own comments
3 years ago
Its the only way i get any sense around here
3 years ago
nice child bearing hips on her
3 years ago
I bet you wanna spread allover her toast don't you
3 years ago
I'd definitely jam her.

And don't be jelly tinkles.
3 years ago
I'll try to contain myself...

I'm still creeped out by that prison fantasy scenario you came up with that included me. :/

3 years ago
I bit flattered, yes - but ultimately creeped out.
3 years ago
weirdo
3 years ago
A toast with the most roast host boast to have tea by the sea....something something...
3 years ago
She keeps looking around nervously, I wonder is she being forced to sing the toast song at gunpoint, by someone with a toast fetish.
3 years ago
Or it could be shes sounded by those freaks
3 years ago
*scared
3 years ago
Hi fries.
3 years ago
Morning mako
3 years ago
I experienced thundersnow last night while plowing. It was -7 (18 fahrenheit) with a 32 kmh wind (20 mph) too. Good times.
3 years ago
We only caught the tail end of that storm...
3 years ago
Fuck snow.
3 years ago
I'm right in between Lake Erie and Lake Ontario here, and I only had a few inches of snow-south of here is where they get nailed. But man, it's so flat out here that the wind gusts can almost blow away anything not nailed down.
3 years ago
Windchill is the worse...

We're at sea level and when the wind come in from the east we freeze our clackers off.
3 years ago
Fuck winter
3 years ago
* Sprinkles stumbles off to kitchen to get a cup of ciffee *
3 years ago
Silly snow niggers
3 years ago
Silly teanigger^
3 years ago
there's only one kind of snow I like...and it's not cold.


Old Man Winter can fuck off straight to the gates of hell!!



3 years ago
Too cold, too early. This is like February weather.
3 years ago
its 32 degrees and im as deep south as you can get
3 years ago
might be in for a cold winter
3 years ago
hopefully we get a little snow here this year
3 years ago
it was snowing big ass snow flakes here yesterday morning. 8(
3 years ago
Sounds like lake effect snow, Punky. Yeah, for some reason the entire country is unusually cold right now.
3 years ago
another ice-age maybe? Is the world gonna come to an end again?
3 years ago
We're just coming out of an ice age, really.
3 years ago
does the cold weather have something to do with my subs not showing up?
3 years ago
I honestly don't know. It's 18 degrees here and doesn't seem to be messing with my connection at all.
3 years ago
I drove a reach truck for United States Cold Storage, back in 1997.
It was a second shift, eleven hour a day job.
OH YEAH.....it was also -13 in the warehouse at all times. The dock temp was 35. The first two weeks I had to regulate my time spent inside the warehouse I had to go outside least 2 to 3 times a day and warm up. It was very painful..but my body got used to it.
3 years ago
I've had jobs like that, too. Eventually the cold just becomes routine.
3 years ago
yeah I know, right? I'd get off work and the temperature outside would be like 25° and everybody would be complaining. I was like...this feels good...are you kiddin' me?
3 years ago
I was going to change my reach truck battery in the battery room and I was waiting on the rollup door to finish going up. I thought it was all the way up, but it wasn't. I clipped the bottom of it with the mass of my truck. I looked around and there were two surveillance cameras aimed straight at the roll-up. I turned my self in, and failed my drug test. 8). Later my work buddy told me those cameras hadn't worked in years. 8(. I could've just drove off and they would've never found out who smashed the roll-up. I snorted some powder two day before it happened. 8)
3 years ago
inb4 tldr
3 years ago
Fking buffalo snow caused the concert I was gonna go to tonight, to be cancelled :/:/:/:/
3 years ago
Yay Canada!
3 years ago
Fuck winter and fuck snow!
3 years ago
Buffalo is in NY, sporty.
3 years ago
Fuck NY!
3 years ago
Also: how is it warmer where I live than where jrob lives?
3 years ago
Because jrob lives in a trailer?
3 years ago
less heating efficient :(
3 years ago
i live in an apt Jabba
3 years ago
Is that what they call those shacks down in the bayou? Keep it classy, creolenigger!
3 years ago
I wasn't following the conversation. I just said yay canada...
3 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/PFHRmTs.jpg
3 years ago
id fite you irl but im afraid you would eat me
3 years ago
yay indeed!
3 years ago
jrob...heather could beat your ass...
3 years ago
all night long
3 years ago
smerf
So, heather... About those boobs?
1 hour ago
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3 years ago
what boobs?
3 years ago
cute jorbles
http://i.imgur.com/P7Hw4Hw.gif
3 years ago
LOL @ cold
LOL @ snow
3 years ago
LOL all you want, lardass. More it snows, more money I make.
3 years ago
fuck off greaseball tony
3 years ago
Maybe post something, dead guy Billy. Oh, wait....
3 years ago
you don't have anything to post, just bullshit comments from your fat face.
3 years ago
its getting to be where people can set their watches to your gay tirades.
give it a rest already don ravioli.
3 years ago
Uh huh. You're too much of a pussy to endure a sustained flame war, so you show up late at night and just whine about brown people and how this or that is shit. Really, you might as well be German. Maybe try H666 instead, that seems more your speed.
3 years ago
ITT: fagets hating fagets
3 years ago
ITT: where Rollo went to "school."
3 years ago
Hillbillymays wouldn't last a day at the current h666, and we wouldn't have lasted 10 minutes at the old h666...
3 years ago
-w

+h
3 years ago
Mucho has been positively buzzing today.... 17 comments in 8 hours
3 years ago
Sorry I'm late, had chocolate pudding, watched some gay scat porn and showered.
3 years ago
Lies! You did not shower!
3 years ago
Piss off, nobody
3 years ago
They spoken the truth though
3 years ago
How would you know, have you been sniffing my seat
3 years ago
Smells like nylon and shame
3 years ago
You could have just said it smells like your mum
3 years ago
You're Russian. French and Russians don't shower.
3 years ago
O.o
3 years ago
Yea..he won't last
3 years ago
I was thinking the exact same thing.
3 years ago
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3 years ago
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