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Would You Hit It: What The Fuck?

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I have no fucking idea what this is. It looks like a horny chupacabra that eat a bag of pills, and now wants your dick. So which one of you brave souls is going in a cage with this thing, and going to fuck her brains out? You know you want to, I think....

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by NemesisJames

submitted November 7th 2014

139 comments
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Would You Hit It: What The Fuck?
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How exactly does what ever happened to her titties happen?
3 years ago
9 babies.
3 years ago
They're so flat though. I could understand super sag but them titties are empty
3 years ago
Betting on at least 7 different fathers on those 9 babies
3 years ago
No bra her whole life and bad genetics.
3 years ago
I'm told wearing a bra actually makes them sag more
3 years ago
I'm told that's untrue.
3 years ago
That wouldn't make sense.... bras help out with gravity
3 years ago
You don't build up the muscles in your chest as well wearing a bra, or so I'm told
3 years ago
You don't build the muscles in your chest at all unless you lift weights. http://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/259073.php I found this much, but that's just one study.
3 years ago
The stuff I was just reading said it was ligaments, not muscles
3 years ago
I think this crack whore has bigger issues than a bra...the vag looks like an old used vacuum cleaner bag,bad teeth,and is getting her picture taken for $.25
3 years ago
I'm going to start exercising braless. Hate wearing them, soon as I'm home from work that shit is gone
3 years ago
Please remember to film and post that here.
3 years ago
I'll see what the hubby says. Maybe my lack of bra wearing except at work is why my tatas aren't all that saggy for their size
3 years ago
Fuck what he says. Christ, this guy's gonna have you asking permission to wipe his own ass. When he goes off to war you'll lose your mind. I'm worried for you, toastie.
3 years ago
*your ass.
3 years ago
Or his, why not.
3 years ago
Pretty much his only request is that I'm clothed in public and not let people see/touch my boobs. So why wouldn't I ask?
3 years ago
Okay, so if you're working out braless you'd most likely be at home if you were filming it. Don't argue with me.
3 years ago
This is a public space though
3 years ago
No it's not. It's privately owned. If you're too scared, say you're too scared. We'll understand.
3 years ago
lol i thought you were replying on the other thread and misspelled "pubic" for a sec
3 years ago
I'm pretty sure everyone and their grandmother can come here. You never know, he might say yes
3 years ago
Your grandmother comes here?! Well shit, does she work out braless?
3 years ago
yorick once threatened to send my mom my MS stuff when we were on the outs


rip yorick
3 years ago
She does. No one in the family is overly fond of wearing clothing
3 years ago
I don't know where to go with that.
3 years ago
cleveland?
3 years ago
My gramma is pretty fucking awesome. Her advice to me when I graduated high school was to go have fun with the boys, just don't come home pregnant. Tonight we took her out to dinner for her 84th bday, she could still whip most people.
3 years ago
she wouldnt last 5 minutes in yaks neighborhood
3 years ago
She'd fuck yak up!
3 years ago
is it late enough to post actual vids of Deja?
3 years ago
I'm pretty sure it is
3 years ago
Someone should totally remind Deja that it's "tits or GTFO"
3 years ago
toaster - you first
3 years ago
Me what first? I don't have any videos of deja
3 years ago
Anyone else getting a different page than usual when they go to log in to muchomail?
3 years ago
you dont?
3 years ago
Poss, nobody goes to Cleveland on purpose...maybe Kirk, but that's probably it.
3 years ago
smerf - yak was wondering aboot shenanigans the other week...what's going on for you?
3 years ago
THE HARDER ROCK AND ROLL IS IN CLEVELAND
3 years ago
*Heart of
3 years ago
whooshie!!!!
3 years ago
My desktop won't always load mucho. I just assumed the Indians were running it again
3 years ago
Really? I've never had a problem running Mucho on anything.
3 years ago
Even I dont. I live closer to Akron.
3 years ago
I have an ex in Wooster.
3 years ago
about deja - all ima gonna say is: tiny lil yak wouldnt stand a chance
3 years ago
Poss is hitting the sauce I see
3 years ago
* possum is now banned *
3 years ago
What shenanigans?
3 years ago
The shenanigans that were cheeky and fun, or the shenanigans that were hurtful and cruel? Which would really make them not shenanigans at all...
3 years ago
snerf - reportedly, somebody has been fucking with the muchomail accounts
3 years ago
GOD DAMN IT, I'LL PISTOLWHIP THE NEXT PERSON TO SAY SHENANIGANS
3 years ago
Possom:

"SquirrelMail version 1.4.22
By the SquirrelMail Project Team
SquirrelMail Login"
3 years ago
what does that even mean?
3 years ago
I have not logged in
3 years ago
EVIL SHENANIGANS! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MFZG8KQJni8
3 years ago
Wooster is nice. Near Orville home of smuckers.
3 years ago
wtf on the squirrelmail stuff?
3 years ago
Meh, FDB.
3 years ago
* possum subs cat vids and backs slowly away *
3 years ago
Oh, I was talking to Kirk.
3 years ago
aka:

...man, dude even ruined "aka" now didnt he?
3 years ago
* possum talks to Fuzzy *
3 years ago
Huh?
3 years ago
Well, maybe if we typed it AKA
3 years ago
Hot.
3 years ago
Possum, I have no idea what squirrelmail is.
3 years ago
It's to message pictures and stories about your nuts
3 years ago
Before they thought you were crazy, but now they can see your nuts, poss.
3 years ago
That's just nutty.
3 years ago
* possum listens to I Am An Elastic Firecracker *
3 years ago
not like the NOOBS here will even get that...
3 years ago
meh, Tripping Daisy was shitty.
3 years ago
i never knew there was a special place for getting muchomail
3 years ago
i demand muchomail!
3 years ago
I do as well!
3 years ago
Is she in the back of a van?
3 years ago
Recognize it, Toasty?
3 years ago
I was going to say basement or abandoned building.
3 years ago
I was thinking basement but it looks like two doors behind her
3 years ago
Vehicle from the set of Mash.
3 years ago
It also looks like vomit on the floor next to her, but I'm not too sure
3 years ago
Wherever unprotected crackhead sex is available.
3 years ago
So pretty much everywhere.
3 years ago
I'd hit it with a chainsaw.
3 years ago
Judging by that scar I'd say somebody already has
3 years ago
RickemisJames
3 years ago
?
3 years ago
dunno - kust kinda reminded me of him
3 years ago
Must be the hair.
3 years ago
I have "Throwin Down" on vinyl, in mint conditon

not that that is a GOOD thing
3 years ago
I have Cold Blooded on vinyl.
3 years ago
Is her cooter lumpy or does it only appear this way because of a poorly groomed bush?
3 years ago
its a negro thing
3 years ago
Is it? The lumpy cooter or poorly groomed bushes

* TheAllMightyToaster does research *
3 years ago
frizzy hairs get ingrown lots, fact
3 years ago
But it looks like she's got marbles under her skin
3 years ago
jigger infestation
3 years ago
Happens every summer.
3 years ago
well there aint no fuckin belly button on this thing
3 years ago
burn her!
3 years ago
I was wondering what that scar was from. Not I'm thinking a shitty tummy tuck
3 years ago
i see we're on the same page..again
3 years ago
so, The Cult is is then
3 years ago
Could be from gastroschisis.
3 years ago
navel removal machine
3 years ago
she sells sanctuary or love removal machine?
3 years ago
love is a mighty fine album
3 years ago
doh
3 years ago
off for a while now - be back drunker in a bit
3 years ago
Id sooner drink whats in that bottle on the floor then bang this 'groid
3 years ago
Looks like lip tons raspberry green tea. Not so much a question of what's in the bottle but where the bottle has been.
3 years ago
Must remember to never to accept a bottled drink when visiting toasters home
3 years ago
I think you mean *whenever paying a nasty crackhead for sex in the back of a van
3 years ago
Or I guess it could be a shipping container. Not really all that sure on this one
3 years ago
Its got some sort of canvas covering over the tailgate. Sort of like you find on an army truck
3 years ago
It looks like generic shitty vinyl upholstery to me. Just the kind of thing a crackhead would use to spruce up their van/shipping container house
3 years ago
You seem to know a lot avout the interior decorations of crack dens/vans
3 years ago
They're pretty common here, except they're meth or heroin addicts
3 years ago
Id hit it....with a baseball bat
3 years ago
You mean your penis... Unless she shoots you down
3 years ago
I dont always get shot down
3 years ago
Some birds will do anything, guv.
3 years ago
Yeah, sometimes they don't even let you talk to them huh :(
3 years ago
I thought thats why you and i had a chance...but then you went and ruined it
3 years ago
What ever gave you the idea of a chance :(
3 years ago
You talk to me ;)
3 years ago
How are you so sure
3 years ago
Stop acting like you wouldnt
3 years ago
Shes got a possum line
3 years ago
Thatdude420 mum will do anything for smack money
3 years ago
^according to all that, toaster is really interested in this chick
3 years ago
*thing
3 years ago
According to all what
3 years ago
All your inquiries?
3 years ago
Gee making conversation on the site, how horrible of me
3 years ago
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