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Most Popular Jobs

Map of most popular jobs by state. Right up Possum's alley.

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by DangerousDug

submitted November 4th 2014

205 comments
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Most Popular Jobs
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What the fuck is a 'tire builder'???
3 years ago
I live in SC and never seen a "Tire building" facility
3 years ago
You need to get out more
3 years ago
Can't clowns might get me.
3 years ago
Is your avatar you trying to blend in?
3 years ago
Or is it clown on clown action?
3 years ago
If you see clown on clown action in his avatar, you need some fuckin' glasses.
3 years ago
Well, he's worried about clowns getting him. That would constitute clown on clown action, if he's a clown.
3 years ago
So because his avatar is a clown, that makes him a clown?
3 years ago
Hence why I was asking.
3 years ago
That doesn't make sense.
3 years ago
I'm not naming any names...but I think someone is clearly out of weed atm...
3 years ago
Nah, I won't run out till tomorrow, and the weed man is coming through anyway.
3 years ago
I was talking about smerf.
3 years ago
Smerf doesn't smoke weed.
3 years ago
Not since I was 16 or so.
3 years ago
For some odd reason, this conversation reminded me of this
http://muchosucko.com/22407/Dirty-Smoking-Cunt
3 years ago
im not going to name any names..but i think someone is a blow-it-all,know hard
3 years ago
Don't talk about yak that way.
3 years ago
I'm calling BS
3 years ago
You're telling me NY has more fashion designers than taxi drivers? waiters and waitresses?
3 years ago
Maybe so.... it is on the internet so it must be true
3 years ago
Well, according to dug, it's most "popular" jobs...so I'd think hooking and drug dealer would be on here...
3 years ago
actuaries?! really?!
3 years ago
That one I'd agree with....
3 years ago
Almost all of the New England ones I'd say are legit.
3 years ago
I'm moving to Florida.
3 years ago
brrrbrbrbrbrbrrrbrbrbrrbrbrrr
3 years ago
you could say 'jobs that are extraordinarily popular, by state' but most popular?
3 years ago
there are no duplicates? what about teachers, cops, etc etc. its either BS or incorrectly titled. Then again, it is Dug...
3 years ago
Dugtistics.
3 years ago
I think you're reading too much into this heather...
3 years ago
It's a green map on the fucking internet...
3 years ago
The title of the file was "overrepresented-jobs-state-map"
3 years ago
By the way, sporto, I voted for creepy commercial guy just so I have a chance of seeing him more often...
3 years ago
Nicely done!
3 years ago
I made my wife vote for him too, but left out the reason why..l
3 years ago
uh, so there is more than average. not most popular. mystery fucking solved
3 years ago
Dug has the "new math", Heather.
3 years ago
its duhg's stinkin thinkin
3 years ago
fascinating
3 years ago
Hey SallySoreHole you are awful cranky tonight. What got your panties in a bunch.
3 years ago
i have made four comments tonight.....
3 years ago
dale gribble looking cousin fucker
3 years ago
Don't call me names.....
* DangerousDug sobs *
3 years ago
ahahahahahahahha..
dale gribble...
AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA

dang o' dang ol'
3 years ago
"right up possum's alley"?


DUH'G...YOU ARE GAY, AS GAY CAN BE.
3 years ago
Possum is the map guy.... Mucho fact
3 years ago
Is he? I thought it was yak
3 years ago
failhorn
3 years ago
cool
3 years ago
map
3 years ago
*fap
3 years ago
day one of not smoking almost in the fucking bag
3 years ago
* smerf holds his hand up for the high five *
3 years ago
^5
3 years ago
Heather..you can conquer this shit kid.
if you need some encouragement..ill email you my number and we can phonesex
3 years ago
Lol aw billy how sweet. I'm grieving at the moment though, it might not be the best time
3 years ago
* smerf lights one up in Heather's honor *
3 years ago
Pfft
3 years ago
Have you tried vaping?
3 years ago
I've considered it, doesn't really break the habit though... It will be my next move if cold turkey doesn't work
3 years ago
Good luck kiddo.
3 years ago
smoke.
3 years ago
i said it before, i'll say it again: just switch to crack rock
3 years ago
Wonder what the Vegas odds would be on Heather's latest attempt at quitting smoking ? 8:1 sounds about right. Would be about 4:1 but this isn't her first attempt
3 years ago
Shit, nobody quits on the first attempt. It's like when Neo tried to jump across two buildings for the first time.
3 years ago
I quit smoking and dipping snuff.... from experience (at least for me) that bring you down slow bullshit doesn't work. Cold turkey works the best get through those first 3 or 4 days and you got it beat.
3 years ago
I think so, too. Like anything, even quitting caffeine, the first few days are pure hell.
3 years ago
Heather's gonna have a rough time because she works in a bar where I am sure 50+ percent of the people smoke. Couple that with drinking a few beers/drinks it is gonna be a sum-bitch
3 years ago
after 3 years without cigarettes (just weed) working in a bar/ restaurant is what brought me back to nicotine. never quit again after that. but i will next year.
3 years ago
I completely quit right before they made it illegal to smoke in a bar here. I didn't feel like freezing my ass off outside just to enjoy a smoke.
3 years ago
I smoke weed everyday, so that's my worst habit. I might drink once a month now, if that.
3 years ago
I think that is bullshit where smokers are treated like second class citizens and have to smoke out in the street. Shit, Smokers pay shit tons of taxes and should be able to smoke where they please.... at least in a bar. That is what happens when too many politicians get together and decide to do what is "best" for the public. All that is done is that they piss on more of our rights.
3 years ago
I smoke and am not against the ban. Helps me smoke less.
3 years ago
I was glad that they banned it indoors. People should have the right to not smell like shit or have to breathe in smoke just because they want to go out and drink. Would I would've preferred, though, is a designated indoor smoking area. A strip club in my hometown did that, and as a result, they were also allowed to sell cigs and cigars.
3 years ago
yeah, but the shit-ton of taxes is not even enough to pay for smoking-related health issues like strokes cancer or heart attacks.
at least over here, dunno about your whacky jacky bs healthcare system
3 years ago
inb4

THANKS OBAMA
3 years ago
At one of the hospitals I work at smoking is banned everywhere...... even outside on hospital property. So there was a lawsuit and the courts found that employees can smoke on hospital property but they have to be inside of their cars.
3 years ago
It makes sense, Dug
3 years ago
You is all lightweights, I've been stopped smoking now for 16+yrs I've now finally been smokefree for longer than I smoked
3 years ago
It's a Hospital
3 years ago
"It's snowing outside-Thanks, Obama!" Our hospitals have outdoor shelters that are enclosed. They're not heated, but it keeps you out of the wind.
3 years ago
who stopped you fries?
3 years ago
Eat dick fries I quit smoking in 1990 and haven't smoked since
3 years ago
but when did you quit the snuff?
3 years ago
I stopped when I found out I was going to be a father
3 years ago
Congrats, fries. I've been 6 years without a cig. Oregon and Washington, DC legalized weed yesterday, btw. I think Alaska did, too.
3 years ago
It was a joint decision
3 years ago
I quit snuff Sept. of 2012
3 years ago
way to miss the joke foofs
3 years ago
Must be a German thing 8)
3 years ago
so you still went with your nicotine addiction for another 22 yrs, i'd say fries has you beat. kudos on being kind to your lungs though
3 years ago
Holy shit
3 years ago
easier to cut my lip off than hack one of my lungs out
3 years ago
I don't work at a 'bar', once again, and I don't work with many smokers.
3 years ago
Having a drink will be hard though so I'll just avoid drinking for awhile
3 years ago
Restaurant that serves drinks is still a bar imo
3 years ago
Jim Kelly is on TV all the time here because of his time with the Bills. He had cancer of the jaw from chew and has gone through hell because of chemo and radiation. Imagine radiation treatments on your head and face.
3 years ago
But seriously good luck Heather it is hard, been there
3 years ago
mako, i fell down a youtube rabbit hole of german comedy videos earlier tonight, and i have to admit: 99% of german humour is just painful and embarrassing. i found this one guy, he does a dunham like ventriloquist act totally devoid of punchlines and about as raunchy as an episode of the teletubbies. i hate him. his videos have millions of clicks, hes won prizes, fills arenas and tickets are between 40 and 70 € a pop. i felt ashamed after discovering that.
3 years ago
Now the guy is cancer free, but somehow got MRSA.
3 years ago
I have 3 cigs left and then tryin to go cold turkey. I haven't told anyone that I know in real life so I don't hex it. I've been smoking for 20 + years and it's time.
3 years ago
Good luck to you too, Tinski
3 years ago
brb

smoke

* Steven_Seagull exhales in heather's general direction *
3 years ago
Steven, Idk if it's that German humor is unfunny, or if Americans just can't relate to it because of cultural differences. It's hard for some people to shake that image of the stoic Nazi SS officer when they hear "German."
3 years ago
Wasn't trying to steal Heathers thunder =) I've tried before and it's hard. I have little peppermint candies in a bag.
3 years ago
The hardest part is feeling like you've lost a friend.. I wanna say 'oh I can have just one' but I know I can't
3 years ago
it's a hard language to do humour in, too many syllables and long-winded words for properly-timed punchlines, but besides that many germans really do have a terrible sense of humour.

but then again, some americans like larry the cable guy and carrot top
3 years ago
If you give in and smoke just one..... might as well go buy you another carton
3 years ago
Then I try and remember the mornings waking up coughing and feeling like an elephant was on my chest
3 years ago
On the bright side you will get rid of the "ash-tray" breath
3 years ago
Oh God, some people outide of the U.S. think we're all just like the guys from the blue collar comedy tour. Me, I'm so close to Canada that I have an accent most people have never heard before. I've been told it's a cross between Montreal and NYC.
3 years ago
The fever and aches have been a bitch though
3 years ago
I had a roommate that chain smoked and it sounded like he was gonna die when he went in the shower and the steam loosened all that mucous up.
3 years ago
Tinski, not that I'm anywhere close to being able to give advice, but I would make sure you have smokes left when you quit. I have half a pack in the freezer and if I had none I would be going insane. It's completely mental, my bf was the same way when he quit.. He needed a few in the house to alleviate the anxiety
3 years ago
my mom's been smoking for almost 40 years now. i remember her coughing so hard she had to puke every other morning when i still lived at home
3 years ago
Heather, if they are there they will get smoked. Just have to suffer and kick it like everything else. I am going to wake up tomorrow and say to myself I've never smoked and see how it goes.
3 years ago
Fuck, tinski's gonna be in the newspaper tomorrow.
3 years ago
* tinski watches falling down *
3 years ago
That's a good example. I always think of Akameldon now when I see the white supremacist guy in that movie.
3 years ago
i wonder if dug will ever stop being a cocksmoker?
3 years ago
What's going on with Aka and all this supposed child porn drama?
3 years ago
you havent heard? drop me an email, you'll get the links
3 years ago
He's innocent.
3 years ago
if you're asking for news though, you should drop him a mail
3 years ago
I saw some bullshit about it and don't need to see links but it's true then?
3 years ago
well, as true as a sd card with something between 6-23 gigs of cp can be. only real question is if it'll be admissible in court. they overstepped the boundaries of the search warrant or something
3 years ago
Damn, he really is a weirdo.
3 years ago
yeah, orllo, he's innocent. and you're a vet.
3 years ago
This photo kinda says it all though
http://muchosucko.com/124636/OLD-HEDGE
3 years ago
Ok Mr. Knowitall. You're as bad as LL.
3 years ago
gfy
3 years ago
/steven likes to mess around in other members' business just like his mentor LL.
3 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/RkvTbBD.jpg
3 years ago
I'll say it again. Anyone trying to quit smoking should try the patch. Besides the brutal nightmares I never even thought about cigs when wearing one.
3 years ago
funny you say "nightmares", i read various accounts of people saying how the patch enabled them to have lucid dreams. it's really weird how the dreamstate gets affected by that lil sticky so much.
3 years ago
They warn about "vivid dreams" in the pamphlet. I lived every horror movie I'd ever seen.
3 years ago
Kinda nice to realize every morning that it was all just a dream. That same nice feeling you get when your alarm wakes you up on a weekend and you can go back to sleep.
3 years ago
Why the fuck is your alarm set on the weekends?
3 years ago
to fuck with his wife

also

to fuck with his wife
3 years ago
I don't use an alarm anymore but when I did, it would go off if I forgot to turn it off.
3 years ago
As if she ever gets out of bed gull.
3 years ago
I have nicotine losenges and they are nasty :( I'd rather suffer
3 years ago
you folks are making more out of quitting then need be..in fact..i think thats really what adds to the battle when people do quit..motherfuckers talking about how hard it is to quit.
I smoked for 24 years and quit when i found out them shitpricks were levying a new tax on them puppies..was easier then people made it out to be.
Just pull the trigger Tinski,Heather...DONE!
3 years ago
One more thing about vaping, you can smoke 0mg nicotine, so there is nothing addictive, just fulfilling the need to puff out smoke, even though it's just steam. Better than keeping smokes in the freezer, and just as pathetic.
3 years ago
*tyre builders
3 years ago
*chinese food delivery guys that are into looking at penis.
3 years ago
*go fuck yourself and your faggy terms.
3 years ago
It's just part time
3 years ago
Right, and the other part of the time you're working on your PhD, we've heard it all before, fries.
3 years ago
Don't need a phd
3 years ago
Are there lots of black people in the East?
3 years ago
Tons of niggers over there.
3 years ago
How did I guess that?
3 years ago
And the west is all Mexicans. You probably can figure that out, though.
3 years ago
I thought this was the most popular jobs:
http://muchosucko.com/80243/Steve-Jobs
3 years ago
Meh, fuck him.
3 years ago
♪long tall woman in a black dress♫
3 years ago
well at least he wasn'T gay
3 years ago
why's ellen degeneres with him?
3 years ago
*long cool woman in a black dress
3 years ago
Socks and sandals, though. Definitely not cool.
3 years ago
on behalf of germany i have to disagree
3 years ago
http://www.vineroulette.com/v/It%27s-hard-being-THIS-GUY-aka-a-German-tourist-in-Hollywood-w-Sunny-Mabrey-remake-Kc-James-h0njlY3EWpt
3 years ago
Socks and sandals: not cool.

And I live in a place where sandals and wool socks are a common occurrence in the city.
3 years ago
The snow gets way too deep here for that kinda shit.
3 years ago
Bird, I'm sorry http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gaWCHSofq9A&list=PLfosl0DJ-JGiF9Lsr4GJg5AP8L5EkovQn
3 years ago
why's it mirror-flipped?
3 years ago
Ya know, I wondered that too.
3 years ago
Apparently Cameron Diaz did porn long ago. What perverts on here want to go find that for me?
3 years ago
I never heard that she did porn, best I could do is pics from a topless photoshoot.
3 years ago
Pretty sure the cameron diaz porn is on mucho
3 years ago
Awesome tags if it is.
3 years ago
funny how half of these people play skits in heaven now.

also young pre-botox pre-cruise kidman was kinda cute.
3 years ago
Pre-tag era. Might have been lost in one of the crashes, too.
3 years ago
Searched "Cameron Diaz", very difficult.
3 years ago
* tinski was lazy *
3 years ago
she looks a lil like erotica-era madonna. might be just the hair though
3 years ago
Or sandy from grease =)

* tinski power faps! *

Sucks about the white girl butt syndrome though
3 years ago
Freaking chicken legs, too.
3 years ago
Worst porn ever?
3 years ago
Do you have a flat butt, Heather?
3 years ago
Pretty sure I already told you I did
3 years ago
Yeah, now that you said it I believe you did.
3 years ago
I doubt you can call videos like this "porn".
3 years ago
You can call it soft core
3 years ago
'most popular jrobs ' would be a good title for a sub
3 years ago
no. it would be a lie.
3 years ago
guess i missed the hour so per day that MS is actually sort of active... :(
3 years ago
a decent thread or two here though
3 years ago
ps - seriously i am the lone upvote on this?
3 years ago
Here you go
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Li4vhf78_R0
3 years ago
no video....


:(
3 years ago
No wait! You and the noob are together in this!
3 years ago
he just did that just now i swear
3 years ago
He wants to suck your po-po.
3 years ago
*eat
3 years ago
hey, vid works now...thanky
3 years ago
* Vomitcircus moves to Michigan *
3 years ago
Model Makers does not = prancing trannies, sorry

signed, Everest
3 years ago
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