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Swollen Wrecked Twat

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Pussy that seems to be so wrecked that it might just be ruined

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by DangerousDug

submitted November 1st 2014

297 comments
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Swollen Wrecked Twat
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I don't see a single gauge.
3 years ago
Maybe you have to much scorpion shit in your eyes, cause I do
3 years ago
maybe one plug.
3 years ago
two for you, sweetie.
3 years ago
black spot of death arrived.
3 years ago
Whunu's here?!
3 years ago
She was trying to get her pussy to look like a matchstick man dancing, but if you look carefully, unfortunately his two arms seem to have got gangrene and have to go.
3 years ago
LL, read about it before you try to offend.

http://www.piercingsbyaj.com/blogs/theyre-not-called-gauges
3 years ago
She better be careful...she might get some dust in that thing.
3 years ago
Squidley V1.4
3 years ago
Hey Dung how about you go on a self-imposed ban too?
3 years ago
Stupid gay hillbilly fuckstick
3 years ago
Hey fries.... got 3 words for you
GO
FUCK
YOURSELF
3 years ago
I'm surprised you even managed 2 syllable words
3 years ago
SGHF!
3 years ago
Go eat a potato you limey fuck.... not you possum
3 years ago
Here's the thing with incompetent people... They don't know when they are being useless..
3 years ago
Look in the mirror
3 years ago
damn now i got Tommy on the brain
3 years ago
*cock
3 years ago
fuck....
3 years ago
I wasn't even thinking of that until you mentioned it possum : /
3 years ago
go to the mirror boy!
3 years ago
Ah yes, Jack Nicholson's sultry voice.
3 years ago
* Magawd starts doing Tommy math *
3 years ago
Fries is really starved for attention. We love you fries, its alright, everythings gonna be alright.. there there..
3 years ago
This place is the only place I can get any attention
3 years ago
Wouldn't..
3 years ago
tell your wife to do some kegels or something dugbro
3 years ago
She doesn't listen to me
3 years ago
can you blame her?
3 years ago
she's had ear infucktion for sex weeks and cunt finger it out
3 years ago
Not like I listen to her either..... fair is fair
3 years ago
on that note...
3 years ago
lol - MS almost seemed non-comatose there for a minute
3 years ago
fuck off
3 years ago
LET IT DIE!!!
3 years ago
not until Jones tells me to
3 years ago
But then if it dies where will I go?
3 years ago
To the kitchen to make me a sandwich!
3 years ago
We're having soup tonight, tilapia, shrimp, cauliflower, carrots, spinach and corn in a cream curry broth
3 years ago
I would hate to be your toilet.
3 years ago
i would prefer death
3 years ago
I thought you liked corn.
3 years ago
Curry give you the shits there irks
3 years ago
Curry is just about the most horrible thing in the world.
3 years ago
If by horrible you mean tasty
3 years ago
its made of flowers and people
3 years ago
I moved because of curry, Indians moved in next door to me and there was a non stop stench of that shit flowing through my apartment. I had to seal it off like a Ebola clinic.
3 years ago
I can't say the smell of my soup is all that over powering. I used curry, garlic and cayenne to season it
3 years ago
These motherfuckers reeked of it.....the hallways reeked of it. Curry everywhere....
The landlord said "you'll get used to it" and I said fuck you I'm moving.
3 years ago
Tilapia...smh.
3 years ago
The fuck is wrong with tilapia
3 years ago
One f the worst fucking fishes you could ever eat. Then again, you don't strike me as someone that cares about what she puts in her body.
3 years ago
Tilapia is the leanest and highest in protein of all meats, land or sea. Though it is very closely related to salmon. It is also very fast growing freshwater fish so you haven't the Mercury concerns of most fish. It is also a very easy fish to propagate, so there aren't worries about over harvesting. So mako, tell me what the fuck is wrong with tilapia?
3 years ago
It should have said, "very closely followed by rabbit" not related to salmon. Tv and typing confuses my brain a smidge
3 years ago
The tilapia we’re eating in the U.S. is almost entirely a farmed fish, meaning you cannot find wild tilapia in any grocery store or on any restaurant menu. And the farming is usually done on an industrial scale, with thousands of fish being harvested every day. Their feed is not natural — in the wild, tilapia would eat algae and lake plants, but the farms fatten up the fish on GMO corn and soy pellets. The amount of healthful fish oils in these creatures is almost non-existent, negating the main reason why fish is so good for us. Farmed fish may have at least 10 times the amount of cancer causing organic pollutants compared to the wild variety – This can most likely be attributed to the feeds that are used on farm raised fish. If you knew what went into the feeds of farm raised fish you would be horrified. Apparently, chicken feces is one of the main ingredients that go into farm fish feed. Not only that, the transfer of pig and duck waste to fish farms is also a very common practice. Dioxin levels are 11 times higher in farm-bred fish compared to wild fish – Dioxin is actually a very toxic chemical that can contribute to cancer and other complications. The problem with dioxin is that once it enters our system, it can take a very long time until it is let out. The half life of dioxin is about 7 to 11 years.
3 years ago
Who says I don't have a friend who raises tilapia on algae and duck weed?
3 years ago
Tilapia is farmed in disgusting conditions :( I had to stop eating it
3 years ago
Mako can stfu me like a little bitch but I DO have a friend who practices sustainable farming and raises tilapia. They're fed the same as if they were wild because it costs him nothing to feed them. Maybe get on the same page as all us hippy dippy folks in the northwest
3 years ago
Plus any shrimp from Vietnam or the Philippines, don't do it
3 years ago
I call bullshit, toaster. Sounds like you're just trying to save face.
3 years ago
I am talking about publicly available stuff of course
3 years ago
As am I, Heather.
3 years ago
Call bullshit if you want. I raised my own rabbit meat for years, grow my own produce in my yard, have chickens for my own eggs and make my own compost. The fish guy also got his start in rabbit meat from me. Im even setting up rain barrels for a self watering container garden at our new house. It's what people do here
3 years ago
Meh, no one cares.
3 years ago
Apparently you cared enough
3 years ago
How did you reach that conclusion? I said Tilapia was one of the worst fishes you could ever eat, and you asked why. So I replied back. See how that works?
3 years ago
See and now you're changing your approach. Looks like you're the one saving face
3 years ago
That's called stating facts.
3 years ago
I wouldn't expect you to know the difference, though.
3 years ago
Except you decided to narrow it to a certain husbandry practice for tilapia. Your REAL issue with them is the husbandry, not the actual animal. Your facts have fuck all to do with the tilapia I had in my soup. When told this you called bullshit, because you cared enough.
3 years ago
9 times out of 10 you guys are talking about fish. Why? Discuss.
3 years ago
Except you didn't ask me what was wrong with the Tilapia that you get. You just asked what was wrong with tilapia in general. You're getting awfully defensive about a convo involving fish, toaster. Maybe you just can't handle when someone disagrees with you, Idk.
3 years ago
Either that, or you're just making it up as you go along, which is probably what is happening here.
3 years ago
Except I was referring to the meat of the fish not husbandry practices. So there isn't any disagreement. You made the comment that I don't appear to be someone who cares what I eat. Then, proving you wrong you say that no one cares. I'm not saying factory farmed fish isn't bad. If you knew the slightest thing about me you'd know that I don't support factory farming of any kind and teach urban farming to people. So, you did care enough, is my point
3 years ago
Dush I think your math might be off a little :/
3 years ago
you wouldnt fucking last 5 minutes with a fish
3 years ago
A tilapia would fuck him up
3 years ago
fact
3 years ago
Actually, I don't care about you, or what you know. Again, you asked what why someone shouldn't eat tilapia, and I stated why. You also never stated that you referring to the meat of the fish in you original question to me. I don't care what you eat, or what you "support" or what you teach. Again, You asked a question, I responded. Take the bunch out of your panties now.
3 years ago
If I was talking about the fish I eat why wouldn't I be talking about the meat? Do you normally eat another part of them or something? Are you so hard up you only get to eat the scales :(
3 years ago
heres the fact of the matter...
tilapia is a fucking bottom feeder.. just like carp or any other shit fish...
THE END
you wouldnt last 5minutes eating algae
3 years ago
generally people just eat the scales of fish toaster.. you fucking NOOB
3 years ago
Fuck, I felt like I was doing something wrong. Thanks yak
3 years ago
Also, tilapia is not closely related to salmon. And the reason that it grows quickly is because of the crap that farmers feed it.
3 years ago
i dont give a fuck about farmed fish
3 years ago
at least they arent loaded with goddamn mercury
3 years ago
Eh, there's wild fish that you could eat that are low in mercury, too, yak. Arctic cod and whitefish, for example.
3 years ago
Yak is from the hatchery fish division of Canadian PETA I see
3 years ago
I'm pretty sure I des plainer the salmon snafoo, maybe read better
3 years ago
No, you didn't, but it's not a big deal.
3 years ago
oh look its dushanmandik... dont you have some moonshine to killyour braincells with?
3 years ago
I think my iPad is drunk
3 years ago
I haven't had a drink since February 27th, asshole.
3 years ago
iPad's are drunk 24/7. I hate Muchoing with mine.
3 years ago
lol dush maybe you should fucking make better life decision
3 years ago
....I am....
3 years ago
How are your windows going to get their sprays of vomit if you aren't drinking Dush? It isn't healhty to have food poisoning that often
3 years ago
Dush has blood in his alcoholstream lol
3 years ago
think about all the pets that wont have their legs broken when they die if you arent drinking you stupid fucking hillbilly
3 years ago
bigotry, isn't it great kids?
3 years ago
How are you going to have the strength to haggle at garage sales?
3 years ago
im not going to support alcoholism... but both dush and zeke (kindred drunk spirits) were better off loaded
3 years ago
Is it really being an alcoholic if they need it? Just a taste now and then to get them through the trials and tribulations of life
3 years ago
Zeke probably drank because it was the only thing that stopped the voices in his head, yak. Dush is just more fun when he's loaded.
3 years ago
well zeke and dik are living together now... so i dont even know if they have fulltime internet
3 years ago
Legend goes that drinking is what caused zekes voices
3 years ago
As far as breathing life into this dead zone cessstream of a site, sure.

Living irl, not so much.
3 years ago
let me remind you that you are one of the noobs talking right now on that 'dead zone cessstream of a site' :P

* yak whammies *

3 years ago
If drinking causes schizophrenia, then Zeke isn't the only one here that has it.
3 years ago
Beer cans, piss bottles and melted Popsicles just coat the floor :( hopefully someone invested in a fire extinguisher
3 years ago
drinking is a symptom of schizophrenia which is why dush drank (possibly still drinks) too
3 years ago
MUCHO 4 LYFE, faggot.
3 years ago
I believe that's called drug induced schizophrenia.
3 years ago
Yeah, the schizo's I've known were almost all heavy drinkers, come to think of it. Either that or they crushed and snorted their meds.
3 years ago
do you have a zoolander avatar?
3 years ago
yea... schizos... ms sufferers.. lots of different afflictions gravitate to alcohol
which doesnt help... at all
3 years ago
zeke snorted his meds.

zoolander fur sher
3 years ago
Alcohol: the cause of (and solution to) life's problems.
3 years ago
technically zekes maladies were probably more real than yours were
3 years ago
Other than an occasional hangover my heavy drinking didn't negatively impact my life at all. You have to be a classy drunk people
3 years ago
you probably werent drinking expensive enough booze to affect your life then toaster
3 years ago
Nah I only had like a fifth of mccormicks 90proof every night just about. I'm not made of money yak! My money tree was a stingy cunt
3 years ago
I thought you were supposed to be some horticulture expert tho
3 years ago
* TheAllMightyToaster wonders who Dush is talking to *
3 years ago
I think you mean agriculture, Dush.
3 years ago
Possibly the one person in this thread that 'teaches' 4H?
3 years ago
dush doesnt understand the phrase 'money tree'
3 years ago
Horticulture the art or practice of garden cultivation and management, Dush.
3 years ago
Unless he's talking about plants only
3 years ago
I'm still not sure who he's talkin to, toasty.
3 years ago
hes drunk
3 years ago
Which is what I'm assuming, since I mentioned a stingy money tree
3 years ago
She said her money tree was a stingy cunt, I said she was supposed to be an expert on things of the such, jokingly.

Is this really being debated?
3 years ago
Botany? Eh, like yak said, he's drunk.
3 years ago
It's not being debated, Dush, we were asking, that's all.
3 years ago

Mako
Horticulture the art or practice of garden cultivation and management, Dush.
3 minutes agoreport spam | like | stfu

Therefore, by said shitty joke, she should be able to properly care for a goddamn money tree.

I think you guys are the drunk ones. I know yak is for sure.
3 years ago
But a money tree isn't an actual tree, Dush, unless we're referring to Chinese myth,
3 years ago
Come to think of it, I'm about 90% sure that's why we haven't heard from dik. Yak's got him hooked up to a booze IV while he peddles a bike shittily connected to the electrical bike in yak's basement.
3 years ago
-2nd bike
+box
3 years ago
..........................I think its time for your bi weekly nap mako.
3 years ago
And where toaster is from, Moneytree is a check cashing and payday loan provider.
3 years ago
I think it's time for you to put the bottle down, Dush.
3 years ago
You're 9 months too late, sharkpal
3 years ago
*9 seconds
3 years ago
Also, as a kid I always thought it was funny when people said stuff like "where do you think money comes from, a tree!?"

well....yeah....it's made of paper isn't it? womp womp womp
3 years ago
Well, "money tree" is the conceptual negation of the idiom "money doesn't grow on trees," but I digress.
3 years ago
*23328000 seconds give or take
3 years ago
I could really go for breakfast food right now. Scrambled eggs, bacon, maybe some home fries.
3 years ago
Motherfucking Huddle House
3 years ago
It's nice to have a convo with no noobs around

* DushanMandik glances over shoulder for lurkers *
3 years ago
Eh, Denny's is all that's open. I've got all of that, but I don't feel like cooking.
3 years ago
you'd like my scrambled eggs, shark. I put milk and butter in them.
3 years ago
I just use butter, and I scramble the eggs in the pan with a rubber spatula instead of scrambling them in a bowl, then adding them to the pan. Idk what it is, but if you add butter or milk to eggs, it just makes them so much fluffier and tastier.
3 years ago
Thanks jorb and spunky
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hTOKJTRHMdw
3 years ago
lol didnt watch
3 years ago
jrob didn't even have to say anything lmao
3 years ago
dude, do you have to type a paragraph? Discipline, buddy.
3 years ago
It was three lines. Surely you can handle that. And no, I'm not calling you Shirley.
3 years ago
lol like u have to watch
3 years ago
*ahem* American money is mostly linen and cotton fibers...
3 years ago
The more you know...
3 years ago
*ahem* fuck you

'mostly' constitutes the fact that you know paper is used. Regardless of how much paper is in fact used....paper IS STILL USED. nigger.
3 years ago
I know all about some discipline, sir.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QW5MvlPV7lk

3 years ago
Actually, according to the Bureau of Engraving and Printing , US paper currency is made up of 75% cotton and 25% linen. That is, there are three-fourths of a pound of cotton in each pound of dollar bills.
3 years ago
Actually, I said mostly because I'm not 100% sure if there are other components. Probably some sort of binding agent.. Dye, etc
3 years ago
Right, I follow. I was just saying that because we don't use paper anymore.
3 years ago
I mean, you can call it paper currency, but it's not paper.
3 years ago
I wish just replying to Dushs angry reply
3 years ago
I don't recall anyone ever calling you a nigger, come to think of it, Heather.
3 years ago
Dush will go down in history as the first.
3 years ago
It's still referred to as 'paper' just not the ordinary paper that consumers use throughout their everyday life such as newspapers, books, cereal boxes, etc
3 years ago
Angry? Nah. Lost in textlation maybe.
3 years ago
It's still not from a tree
3 years ago
Well it used to be, so I'm not 100% incorrect.
3 years ago
And cereal boxes are made from chipboard.
3 years ago
Of course I knew it had cotton in it, despite what you and other may believe, the South is full of idiots, but we do have some that are less stupid than others.

* DushanMandik brushes off lapel *
3 years ago
Fine
3 years ago
The South is full of idiots? Really?
3 years ago
And chipboard is made from......wood pulp.
3 years ago
'Paper money' is just a blanket statement.. We still say that and our bills are a plastic polymer.. Though saying 'bills' is more common
3 years ago
Chipboard is made from reclaimed paper stock in the U.S.
3 years ago
I question, how much of your new plastic money is made of recycled materials?
3 years ago
wtf
3 years ago
anybody got any paint i could watch dry?
3 years ago
I hear there's a sponge bob marathon on jorb...
3 years ago
I just say "cash" to refer to "paper" money. As long as people know what you're talking about, I guess.
3 years ago
cash = fiat
3 years ago
Fiat could probably use some extra cash.
3 years ago
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fiat_money
3 years ago

DushanMandik
Yak shows up for 3 things:

Discussions involving acohol
zeek
heather

and usually 2 and 3 are involved with 1
3 days agoreport spam | like | 7 likes | stfu

Mako
Yeah, pretty much.
3 days agoreport spam | like | stfu

possum
forgot imaginary electronic money
3 days agoreport spam | like | 4 likes | stfu

Heather
um I'm involved in a lot of conversation where yak doesn't 'show up'
3 days agoreport spam | like | stfu

DushanMandik
-imaginary electronic

+any form of
3 days agoreport spam | like | 3 likes | stfu
3 years ago
Okay, now I get it.
3 years ago
thats cool dush
percent insanity is mentioned when you speak?
100%
3 years ago
he mad^
3 years ago
except when you say that.... you probably should be trolling well :(
3 years ago
who's in control here?

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-w7PgOySYz4
3 years ago
La fin du monde is dee-fucking-licious, yak.
3 years ago
JerkStore! My negro. You better say hello to us or I'm giving whunu your phone number......
3 years ago
* Magawd is glad Jerks is not dead *
3 years ago
he isnt?
3 years ago
users online

jrob2020
KURUPT
possum
JamesTKirk
Vomitcircus
DushanMandik
Magawd
urkelbot
Sporty
Sprinkles
TheAllMightyToaster
DangerousDug
oster
JerkStore
grossmaster
severum
Squidley
fries-please
3 years ago
Jerks isn't dead. He has 9.25 lives.
3 years ago
His beard protects him. He's like Sampson but it's his beard
3 years ago
I'm totally not online atm.
3 years ago
might just be metalface, dude
3 years ago
Have any of you heard from dik ?
3 years ago
I emailed him....no reply
3 years ago
Pretty sure dik died
3 years ago
i thought about reanimating yorick...just saying
3 years ago
He's still alive on facebook though
3 years ago
yorick?
3 years ago
: (
3 years ago
that would be weird
3 years ago
he'd want his shit back
3 years ago
No, dik is. Shockingly he won't friend me lol
3 years ago
minsies now!
3 years ago
dik needs voice-recognition software i bet
3 years ago
I just sent a new request, maybe the new last name will fool him
3 years ago
He always says Stan does the typing for him poss
3 years ago
stan is dead
3 years ago
I'm pretty sure stan has been dead for 10 years.
3 years ago
Then why is he still posting about Stan pooping in the hall?
3 years ago
Stan will outlive all of us.
3 years ago
Because Stan was taxidermied and dik is insane?
3 years ago
i wish now that i had saved that Kingston news story about the fire - the quotes from dik were pure gold
3 years ago
never saw that : /
3 years ago
Well, if you wanted the link poss I'd give it to you
3 years ago
Because I'm nice like that
3 years ago
* Magawd coughs *
3 years ago
mail?
3 years ago
at first i was like, FAKE!
but then i saw the comments from the Kingston firedude -


no sign needed
3 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
What do you get when you dislocate a dead baby's jaw?
Deep Throat.
3 years ago
harry_palmer@hotmail.com
3 years ago
* possum smells a twap *
3 years ago
Alan_ShinyPenis@aol.org
3 years ago
Well feel like it's a trap if you need to, but I'm a pretty nice lady
3 years ago
no - you kill bunnies
3 years ago
I thought it was foxes that she choked...
3 years ago
and chickens!
3 years ago
i like sporty cause he seems to be even more miserable than me
3 years ago
All I have is two dogs now. Bunny killing days are behind me since they can't live on military bases.
3 years ago
relink that dikshit on chat mary?
3 years ago
Or she can facebook it to me and I'll forward the link on to poss via muchomail
3 years ago
Can't get into chat for some reason. It just says please wait and then nothing happens. iPads are stupid
3 years ago
meh
3 years ago
Well poss, smerf should be sending them
3 years ago
possum, do you have muchomail?
3 years ago
Nevermind
3 years ago
a. Dik is fine.
b. Stan is fine.
c. Toaster, don't put your name here.
d. I'm gay.
3 years ago
e. Fuck you JerkSore, you gay fag!
f. I didn't mean that.
G. I like lists.
3 years ago
Oooo, toaster got babyjoked.
3 years ago
*gay for Spock
3 years ago
Fuck you DrSmut!
3 years ago
To be technical that isn't my name Kirk
3 years ago
Close enough. I've seen it used "elsewhere" as you.....
3 years ago
it *used* to be her name
3 years ago
Exactly, I have a new one now but I'm too lazy to make and send out a new email
3 years ago
Fuck you Gary Palmer!
3 years ago
^ and ^^

couple of fun threads
2 years ago
That vagina has it's own butt.
3 years ago
Yes, dug does.
3 years ago
I guess some people would call it a goodtime.....
3 years ago
Fake no sign Loslobos.
3 years ago
You're such a loser.
3 years ago
irony.
3 years ago
current status: lots of cash. decent hotel by the airport. drinking some xanax. arriving caracas tommorrw afternoon. loooooooots of crack, cocaine booze and the whore im married to waiting for me at the airport! go fuck yourselfs!!!!
3 years ago
interezzzZZZzzzZZZzzz
3 years ago
drinking, and some xanax i meant. jealous bitches come and whine
3 years ago
Drugs are so cool man!! Way to get on the internet and explain how much of a faggot loser you are.
3 years ago
drugs are pretty cool,bragging about them however is not
3 years ago
LELELEL LEWK AT MEH GUISE IM SO HIGH!
3 years ago
i just injected 7 marijuanas and took three shots of 'tussin
3 years ago
Robotrippin.. whomp whomp whomp
3 years ago
well ive gotta be cool somehow huh? i say something and all you winners in life jump in to whine abpout some shit. your lifes gotta be a blassssst
3 years ago
im off to buy more booze
3 years ago
try not saying anything.
3 years ago
You;re in a hotel by the airport with a ton of cash apparently. Mommy and daddy probably gave their spoon fed drug addict son his monthly allowance and that is what he does with it. Keep on living the good life, nigger.
3 years ago
I'm so jealous, makes me wish I never quit the drugs and gotten myself a steady income. Wonder how much they pay drug mules nowadays..
3 years ago
suck my dick and ill let you traffic a k from ccs to bergen titless cunt
3 years ago
I think you need another xannie
3 years ago
I'll pass, tempting offer tho
3 years ago
The drug trafficking or sucking penis?
3 years ago
You are pretty titless though
3 years ago
I wasnt offering you shit woman
3 years ago
Fuck off fries
3 years ago
Use the refresh button more
3 years ago
Refresh your mum more
3 years ago
all y'all need to just shut up
3 years ago
I freshened fries' mum up last night
3 years ago
Bitch smellin' like moth balls and vic's vapor rub :/
3 years ago
vapor rub makes for some good lube noob
3 years ago
I feel like that would cause an uncomfortable amount of tingling
3 years ago
Tingling is good
2 years ago
Looking swollen
3 years ago
Yeah, I mean her clit hood is bigger than your junk...
3 years ago
A cunt like that will runyou back to your wife.
2 years ago
recover password