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French titties

Cop goes for the titties and face plants the wall

cute

by Rollo_Tomasi

submitted October 29th 2014

193 comments
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Dv for you not knowing anything about what this is and not bothering to look it up (FEMEN)
Also, nice non NSFW noob
3 years ago
Nobody cares
3 years ago
/LL clicks on sub labeled "French titties"- is shocked that it is NSFW
3 years ago
It's not NSFW now is it
3 years ago
Fucking dumbass
3 years ago
The source said FEMEN. I didn't include it in the tags because there's only one know it all cunt on this site that would ever make an issue of it. Fuck off.
3 years ago
That seems likely
* loslobos coughs *
3 years ago
Nobody cares
3 years ago
Nobody cares it's not marked NSFW?
3 years ago
Don't even
3 years ago
Answer the question, nooblo
3 years ago
I don't need to answer shit, bitch. If anyone is retarded enough to open a vid called "* titties" at work, they deserve to be fired. Same as you.
3 years ago
I seems to me that you don't understand.
3 years ago
BOOOBS!
3 years ago
Wassamatta faggie, u no liek boobs?
3 years ago
FEMEN

Females
Express
Moronism
Exposing
Nipples
3 years ago
Let's see some German titties
3 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/Ula8ndL.jpg


YOU LIKE????!!!!
3 years ago
Omfg..
3 years ago
YOU LIKE???!!!
3 years ago
Sure. I liked that you waxed your nipple area
3 years ago
it's shoven.... the things i do for fries <3 !!
3 years ago
Oh you guys
3 years ago
Lol that was a quick jrob stfu
3 years ago
Fuck you los ! Take it back .
3 years ago
fun with buttons
3 years ago
FUUUUNNNN!!!
3 years ago
okay, now both of you please
3 years ago
:(
3 years ago
Boobies
3 years ago
It's not boobies, it's FEMEN!
3 years ago
Fuck you.


Boobies.
3 years ago
* Steven_Seagull feels objectified now *
3 years ago
Gullies
3 years ago
Funny how a man named Victor Svyatski is the mastermind running things at FEMEN.
3 years ago
Hey sorry errbody- this video is of FEMEN. Please keep FEMEN in mind as you watch this. Don't just look at the cop faceplanting or the titties. Think of FEMEN. It's really important.
3 years ago
Hey sorry errbody- this video is of SEMEN. Please keep SEMEN in mind as you watch this. Don't just look at the cop facepainting or his penis. Think of SEMEN. It's really important.
3 years ago
lol - nobody cares
3 years ago
Silly lesbians
3 years ago
lol @ 0:23 they blurred out only the fat girls tits...

...racist!
3 years ago
*considerate
3 years ago
I would just run through the crowd grabbing random titties and ass.
3 years ago
With your cock hanging out
3 years ago
Hey animal, i watched the new Godzilla you recommended the other night, it was o.k story line, special effects were amazing though. Did you get A walk among the tombstones? It's very good, not all action like taken, more of a physiological thriller.
3 years ago
godzilla sucked
3 years ago
It was o.k. It seemed like it was aimed at kids,
3 years ago
The effects made up for any storyline issues I think. Besides, watching a Godzilla movie for the story is like buying penthouse for the articles.
3 years ago
I watched Elysium last night, i had been putting it off for ages, because i don't really like science fiction. But it was fucking deadly.
3 years ago
I havent seen walk among the tombstones yet. We have a long weekend coming up here so ill be catching up on some movies and sucking down pizza and beer like a slob
3 years ago
I got a dvdrip of tombstones on pirate bay i think? Check it out, Elysium is class, and another movie called cheap thrills if you can find it is fucking crazy, i watched it a couple of months ago.
3 years ago
why are all the signs in English?
3 years ago
none of your fucking business boy
3 years ago
It's the language of the world
3 years ago
*it's the only language you know how to speak
3 years ago
Always been jealous of them little tittay bitches who can go braless
3 years ago
two words:

Di

Et
3 years ago
my diet has nothing to do with my breast size
3 years ago
I'm sure your husband wouldn't mind you walking around shirtless while at home.
3 years ago
I'm rarely dressed at home. Doesn't mean I haven't always wanted to lil titties
3 years ago
When you lose weight, your bra size decreases, toaster.
3 years ago
Don't encourage anybody anywhere anytime to decrease their bra size, please.
3 years ago
....taster got hitched?....
3 years ago
*sold
3 years ago
"Don't know what you got till it's gone
Don't know what it is I did so wrong
Now I know what I got
It's just this song
And it ain't easy to get back
Takes so long"
3 years ago
That I did. Kinda why I've been scarce here lately. Had all kind of things to get planned and done
3 years ago
Well congradufuckinglations
3 years ago
Well thanks, I assume the gift is in the mail
3 years ago
I already sent you a dick pic, that's a present for life.
3 years ago
Not really :/
3 years ago
careful..he may show up at your door
3 years ago
I'm not worried, none of you can get on military bases
3 years ago
Let's see.... Total time it would take me to get a direct commission...
3 years ago
Smerf, you're harmless... Or at least one of the most sane. If you were going to murder me you would have done it by now
3 years ago
I'm a patient fellow.
3 years ago
It's cool, my husband could just break you :/ I'll have to think twice before inviting you to our nerd nights now
3 years ago
thats cool talking about your husband





NOT
3 years ago
Don't be jealous yak, you can come too
3 years ago
enough about that :(
3 years ago
Hey yak, she wants you to come.

* smerf sniggers *
3 years ago
arent you dead from some sort of fibroid issue?
3 years ago
He's the new zombie, ginger flavored
3 years ago
so... do we have to watch out for him... or do we have to eat him...
so confusing :()
3 years ago
Fibroid? Where the hell did you get that from?
3 years ago
I mean... Possibly both yak
3 years ago
i love a good soda pop burp
3 years ago
I don't know what it is about Coca-Cola, but I could almost rattle windows with my burps when I drink it.
3 years ago
Canada Dry ginger ale is the best for burps I think
3 years ago
That's good, too. Lots of CO2 in it.
3 years ago
* smerf takes his shirt off in solidarity. *
3 years ago
GINGERS UNITE!
3 years ago
DYSLEXICS UNTIE!
3 years ago
Just don't catch your nipple on anything
3 years ago
The last thing I got my nipple caught on was a chicks nipple piercing.

I may be able to find a picture of that.
3 years ago
Look at you getting to touch a girls nipple
3 years ago
I do like touching girls nipples
3 years ago
Who doesn't
3 years ago
I'm guessing the Pope, some gay men... Maybe some women.
3 years ago
The Pope used to be a bouncer, I'm sure he's seen his share of tits.
3 years ago
This was years ago when it got caught, though.
3 years ago
Seen yes, but does he want to touch them?








Probably.
3 years ago
Well, ya know if you've seen one set of tits naked....you wanna see more.
3 years ago
Why wouldn't the pope want to touch lady nipples
3 years ago
something something catholic choir boy nipples something
3 years ago
I don't know that song, Dush.
3 years ago
Didn't you say you were brought up Catholic....?

* DushanMandik pedostares *
3 years ago
Doesn't mean that they don't like lady nipples too
3 years ago
Yeah Dush, but I don't think there's a hymn that goes "something something..."
3 years ago
Ah, but Dush: that's choirboy nipples. We're talking about lady nipples.
3 years ago
Dish just likes boy nipples more than lady nipples
3 years ago
* smerf covers his nips *
3 years ago
Safety first smerf
3 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f8yK83atR3w
3 years ago
* smerf no want Dush touchy-touchy his nippy-nippy *
3 years ago
I need to add more blues music to my collection
3 years ago
The owner of the lakerat bar I went to for years played that one all the time.
3 years ago
Really at this point how choosy can you be smerfy?
3 years ago
As choosy as I like, thank you very much.

I'd say they gotta have tits, but having seen a recent picture of Dush, I'll rephrase: they gotta be female.
3 years ago
ReAlly how far off from being a woman is dush really?
3 years ago
Pretty close, but not close enough.
3 years ago
Maybe if you both closed your eyes :/
3 years ago
he is pretty soft in all the right places
3 years ago
Except in the crotch.
3 years ago
See! You guys would never even know. Dush could be the solution to all your lonely problems
3 years ago
* smerf shudders *


But it's still Dush. Male, female.... Still Dush.
3 years ago
Well you'd never know if you kept it doggie and spooned from the back
3 years ago
I'd still know.
3 years ago
Smerf. Smerfy, stop fighting it. Just let it happen
3 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/GljAbXi.jpg
3 years ago
Hell no, I have standards. One of those standards is "No Dush"

I also have that Irish stubbornness. I shall never give up.
3 years ago
Well then at least gift him to fries or barrat
3 years ago
No, I think he goes to dug.
3 years ago
Dug wouldn't really appreciate him though
3 years ago
A chubby white boy with tits? I'm sure his Gayness can appreciate that.
3 years ago
His Gayness, Dug the Dangerous, 1st Fag of Mucho
3 years ago
Dush is probably too feminine for dug
3 years ago
Huh, that is a problem... I'd say shave his head, but then he'd look even more like a dyke lesbian.
3 years ago
king of the grab-balls
3 years ago
say what you want - i just wanna motorboat dugwifes titties - just once
3 years ago
I mean we can't REALLY be sure that "he" isn't
3 years ago
Possum: who doesn't?
3 years ago
I don't.
3 years ago
i bet they smell of gunpowder and sweat and shame
3 years ago
Not even knowing that it was piss off dug?
3 years ago
And we're back to who doesn't want to touch lady nipples
3 years ago
Circle of tits continues...
3 years ago
Tits make the world go round
3 years ago
Nope. Love makes the world go round.
3 years ago
Hate is the axis upon which it spins
3 years ago
Lust provides the lubrication
3 years ago
Fat bottom girls make the rockin' world go round.
3 years ago
Tits are the bumps that give better grip.
3 years ago
Mako: that's the only song from the 80's that isn't about sex.
3 years ago
GET ON YOUR BIKES AND RIDE
3 years ago
Rephrase: tits give you something to hold onto.
3 years ago
I just found a book called "Images You Should Not Masturbate To" lmao
3 years ago
http://www.amazon.com/Images-You-Should-Not-Masturbate/dp/0399536493
3 years ago
...what.
3 years ago
* possum is Coverboy *
3 years ago
That's just begging for someone to jack it to them
3 years ago
The cover photo is priceless
3 years ago
Well, here's a useful one: How to Live with a Huge Penis.

http://www.amazon.com/Live-Huge-Penis-Richard-Jacob/dp/1594743061/ref=pd_sim_b_1?ie=UTF8&refRID=0Y6S2YBRK2GGFJR4A302
3 years ago
Also: How Not to Be a Dick.
3 years ago
dammit - now i got way off into this Queen thing

thanks and fuck off
3 years ago
"The Quotable A**hole: More than 1,200 Bitter Barbs, Cutting Comments, and Caustic Comebacks for Aspiring and Armchair A**holes Alike"
3 years ago
I want the masturbation one to leave in my guest bathroom, who doesn't like to read
3 years ago
Queen 2 is still massively under rated btw
3 years ago
"A Practical Guide to Racism" by C.H. Dalton. That one's going on my coffee table.
3 years ago
I thought the same thing mako
3 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UaEC-lWSlmI
3 years ago
Just because
3 years ago
There's alot of song old dirty blues songs from the '30's if you look around YouTube.
3 years ago
fuck. you. guys.
3 years ago
So...how was it?
3 years ago

DushanMandik
fuck. you. guys.
4 minutes agoreport spam | like | stfu
3 years ago
Yes, I saw that. I guess you don't fuck and tell.
3 years ago
Some valid points I should make since I was absent during this oh so creepy exchange...

Not female, or remotely close.
Wouldn't want to touch you with oster's dick and duhng pushing
That's for both of you
Fuck you
* DushanMandik has seen plenty of irl lady titties, touching included tyvm *

Fuck you
3 years ago
Your mother doesn't count, tubs.
3 years ago
There's something amazing about being fat. I can lose the weight and become increasingly more attractive.

You on the other hand, will always be awkwardly misshapen and disproportionate no matter your size.

* DushanMandik puts hands in pockets and casually walks away whistling the credit music from Shrek *
3 years ago
Sounds like you struck a nerve, smerf.
3 years ago
pfffft, I lol'd at all this, this morning.

as they say, any press is good press.
3 years ago
Must be why you didn't want to talk about it with me this morning. It's okay if you're still in the closet Dush. I'm not gonna judge you for that.
3 years ago
No homo.

I was getting ready for work.
3 years ago
Um. Dush? I've seen what you looked like before you got that tubby.

Good luck becoming "more attractive"
3 years ago
Meh, I get mines.

* DushanMandik fatty fucks off *
3 years ago
I was thinking about it, and I do believe that my mother does count.

tits as tits
3 years ago
You were really into that pep rally make out video weren't you
3 years ago
Like I can load videos on this site.
3 years ago
dv cause everyone is.
3 years ago
^sucks cock cos everyone else does
3 years ago
note to feminists: were not against you walking around, showing off your tits. on the contrary, please do
3 years ago
I'm sure there will be a flood of the like to enter Mucho any day now. Any day..
3 years ago
The chief ordered a few of the choice ones rounded up and taken back to headquarters for... Interrogation.
3 years ago
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