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Spaghetti anyone?

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I'll pass :(

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by Jenbirdy

submitted October 17th 2014

140 comments
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Spaghetti anyone?
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comments (140)
...what the fuck is wrong with that water?
3 years ago
it's dirty
3 years ago
She's brewing some tea to wash it down
3 years ago
It's art.
3 years ago
She's on the rag and pretty sure that is vagina blood clot's for spaghetti sauce.
3 years ago
Ragu
3 years ago
If it was jb it would be Prego
3 years ago
Looks like a blood clot in the drain.
3 years ago
That's a meatball.
3 years ago
I'd eat it, with a little parmesan.
3 years ago
Just give her muff a scratch over it,
3 years ago
No problem
3 years ago
Now I'm hungry.
3 years ago
Haha, i'm making something to eat myself.
3 years ago
Rageww
3 years ago
A few months back a girl actually had a miscarriage on my cock during sex. At first I thought it was a normal menstruation clot but after I went to the bathroom for inspection I pulled off this gooey little leg from the bottom of my shaft.
3 years ago
Dude.....
3 years ago
No picture?
3 years ago
Yeah, really.
3 years ago
If that had ever happened to me I wouldn't even bother repeating that here because it sounds like utter bullshit.
3 years ago
You all know what I would have done with it.

* toolman961 goes upstairs and sees if toolwoman wants to make a miscarriage *
3 years ago
I just wanted to cum. I wasn't worried about subbing a pic.
3 years ago
Then you're here for the wrong reasons sir.
3 years ago
Toolwoman...I think I saw that movie once.
3 years ago
Magawd, I really don't know what it was, just what it looked like.
3 years ago
Toolman, did I or did I not sub some arachnid erotica for you ms fucks?
3 years ago
Did you even bother to go down on her to find out what it tasted like?
3 years ago
Shouldn't of att to done that, he was just a boy.
3 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NsbLGbbfR14
3 years ago
exactly!
3 years ago
Tasted like copper.
3 years ago
Oh, must of been a girl then.
3 years ago
In unrelated news I am soaking my feet in almost unbearably hot epsom salted water right now and it feels fantastic.
3 years ago
Shouldn't uh dern that, they's just toes. Poor lil' fellers.
3 years ago
they probably dropped some spaghetti sauce in the water while they were trying to get the shot.
3 years ago
That spaghetti sauce doesn't look right.
3 years ago
Jelly?
3 years ago
Amazing image. Truly mind-blowing.
3 years ago
Don't be bitter tubby. :-( Just remember, you're truly loved here.
3 years ago
I'd love to curb stomp him.
3 years ago
I would pummel you
3 years ago
Watch out, Magawd, we got a badass over here.
3 years ago
*fatass
3 years ago
Lol, he might sit on you
3 years ago
Somehow I am managing to remain unthreaded.
3 years ago
It's amazing to me how obsessed you fagets are with me.
3 years ago
I'm not a faget, I'm a faggot.
3 years ago
* toolman961 has a funny way of correcting a misspelled word *
3 years ago
Good girl, jb. Here's another one for you to dv. That's it, gooood girl. I hope your baby dies.
3 years ago
I want to cut your face off, roll it into a ball, freeze it and shove it up your ass on the end of a broken bottle.
3 years ago
Too bad you're a big fat pussy and would never be able to do anything of the sort.
3 years ago
Pretty messed up to hope a child dies....rather wish JB died during child birth...that's more manly of you, faggot.
3 years ago
There's nothing manly about rolltard.

I'm sure he's dealt with a lifetime of "I wish I'd aborted you!!" Lol
3 years ago
But...but...he gets soooo much pussy he says...


I mean...that has to account for something?
3 years ago
Rolly's dating profile:

I've got a sweet pullout sofa in my mom's basement
I totally SERVE people online
I'm a fan of animal torture
Mangoritas are totally awesome
I've had "sexual relations" with real live womens before
3 years ago
fan of animal torture you say?

* DushanMandik jumps swiftly onto the band wagon *
3 years ago
Has every Lego set ever created
3 years ago
Fuck that guy, he looks like a more retarded version of Fries.
3 years ago
Sexual relations are hot!!
3 years ago
Hey, don't mock the lego sets.
3 years ago
So many Rollo experts in this thread. Fascinating stuff.
3 years ago
Multiple servings!!
3 years ago
I think sporty has been obsessed with me the longest.
3 years ago
^self service
3 years ago
Jen, I hope your baby comes out, takes one whiff of your turtle tank smelling cunt and then drops dead right there.
3 years ago
turtle tank?
3 years ago
Does your mom know youre still up??
3 years ago
SERVED HOT!
3 years ago
You should call in the rest of the awesome "squad" to help you out.
3 years ago
Same some more lame shit sporty. It makes you look really cool and stuff.
3 years ago
*say
3 years ago
Same some more?? What does that even mean??
3 years ago
turtles do smell and they carry salmonella
3 years ago
But whats a turtle tank??
3 years ago
Sporty might be dumber than I thought. Interesting developement.
3 years ago
like a terrarium i am guessing
3 years ago
Lol at rolly calling anyone repetitive.

Btw, my snatch smells fabulous, not that you'd have any clue what vagina smells like anyway :p
3 years ago
Nah. I'm going with turtle tank.
3 years ago
Add "super cool turtle tank in my basement room" to the dating profile
3 years ago
So rollo likes turtles and has a tank he keeps them in...Interesting development...
3 years ago
Turtle tanks, sexual relations, seen thousands of porn pics...whats not to love?!?!
3 years ago
I used to have a turtle tank when I was a kid. Now I just make money and fuck bitches. When I am not doing that, I am subbing the best content to this site.
3 years ago
Right!
3 years ago
I dont want to grow up...Im a toys-r-us kid...
3 years ago
I like turtles!
3 years ago
Gotta get ready for a date. Later, fagets. Thanks for the laughs.
3 years ago
Have fun with the fleshlight!
3 years ago
"MOOOOOOOM!! WHERE IS MY LOTION BOTTLE AND BODY PILLOW!!"
3 years ago
^that
3 years ago
That's a run off.
3 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/ZNTPjqz.gif
3 years ago
http://youtu.be/NZyVZFJGX5g

listening to Sabbath and now I feel like driving 160mph and fighting
3 years ago
I'm watching tombstone and trying not to fart...
3 years ago
let er rip!
3 years ago
damn good thing I don't hardly drink anymore
3 years ago
I know that feeling, nothing like being a little buzzed and speeding with the Windows down, music blaring.....
3 years ago
My dog isn't in here to blame it on.... My husband might run away, lol, they are rank
3 years ago
true love is tolerating your significant others flatulence
3 years ago
Pregnancy farts are pretty intolerable....
3 years ago
come see me after I have some white castles and a glass of milk
3 years ago
hehehe...what movie is that from mako?
3 years ago
nvm...I see now...
3 years ago
One the thing I miss about the bottle: Driving.
3 years ago
I don't know how I survived and never wrecked a car.
3 years ago
Story time: When I drove taxi, it seemed like nobody got in my car until right after I had to let a fart go. I ate a double whopper for lunch one day, and let a real hot one go, this was cheek-burner. Young kid got in my car an went "Damn, smells like straight-up Burger King in here!"
3 years ago
Haha, that's great shark.
3 years ago
Magawd, me too. Plus no real law trouble.
3 years ago
Drove a friend of mine home from my brothers bachelor party, he lived about 20 miles away. I recall none of it ....when I woke up the next morning on the floor of my bedroom I looked outside and didn't see my car so I went out to investigate. I found it half a block away around a corner about three feet from the curb on the wrong side of the street with a massive puddle of Alabama slammer puke next to the drivers door windows down keys still in it.
3 years ago
My buddy Jim just lets em go. I was riding around with him one night, and he let's one go;everybody in the car heard it. Lady sittin behind me giggled and went "Jim, did you just fart?" and he went "No ma'am, that would be rude."
3 years ago
Me 3 guys, I got to where I'd have someone hide my keys for me :/
3 years ago
It's always exciting to go look for your car after a good night out.
3 years ago
I hid my own keys one evening before a bender and I blacked out when I was 21.... it took me a full week to find them, I'm my freezer......
3 years ago
I punched one of the strippers we hired in the face that night, knocked he flat out on he ass. She was getting frisky with me and tried to steal my wallet..... I wasn't that drunk yet.
3 years ago
Jen never learned the ole spare key in the wallet trick.
3 years ago
I was never a planner
3 years ago
She's hiding it in something else....
3 years ago
A key in my snooch sounds terrifying
3 years ago
might even leave a scar....
3 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/dC7jZJ0.gif
3 years ago
* possum nudges *
3 years ago
* Sporty starts looking for his keys *
3 years ago
First thing I used to do after a night out was to go to the window and see how my car was parked, in the yard, on the lawn, I used to have a 3 bay garage and I found my car parked sideways in it one morning, me and my wife couldn't figure witch on of us managed to do it..
3 years ago
turtle tank is rolload's name for the shitter
3 years ago
With her ribs showing like that, she better eat that shit!
3 years ago
How's the Anorexic doing?
3 years ago
Living her first semester at Xavier at her sister's house, probably just about dead.
3 years ago
fuck....that ain't good bro
3 years ago
The funny thing is, she just called her mother Wednesday night freaking out that she got her first EVER F on her Anatomy class. Welcome to the real world Mrs. Jones.
3 years ago
So I'm guessing up until now you've paid her principals off in sexual favors?
3 years ago
No, the girl is rather book smart but college is a whole nother ball game.
3 years ago
So basically you're saying she's gonna turn out to be a whore?
3 years ago
If she meets the right crew of Japanese men.
3 years ago
i hate spaghetti
3 years ago
Don't eat it then.
3 years ago
most consise thread award winner
3 years ago
guess what time it is?
3 years ago
its cat techno party time, duh
3 years ago
wait for it...
3 years ago
ugly barney rubble feet
3 years ago
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