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Happy Halloween

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Goth type chick doing some Halloween fisting

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by DangerousDug

submitted October 17th 2014

136 comments
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What is wrong with this dumb cunt's eyes?

ps: made it to 00:30
3 years ago
She's wearing colored contacts.
3 years ago
Our mods are so smart.
3 years ago
She's a G-O-T-H chick. All "Goth" chicks have these eyes.
3 years ago
might it be possible that this is supposed to be zombie porn?
3 years ago
I'll bet LL could do better then her.
3 years ago
Nah, her butthole is exit-only.
3 years ago
We're going to have to change that.
3 years ago
Cause nothins thriller
3 years ago
*cause this is Thriller
3 years ago
I like my version better
3 years ago
When your version nets you 61 million dollars, let me know.
3 years ago
When your knowledge of Michael Jackson album sales get's you anywhere in life, let me know.
3 years ago
It proved you wrong.
3 years ago
Billy jeans not my girl. < Is that right?
3 years ago
Maybe.
3 years ago
Then again, if I had a mug like yours, I'd be bitter too.
3 years ago
What Michael Jackson song is that?
3 years ago
Are those man in the mirror lyrics?
3 years ago
No, that's from "Tinski failed."
3 years ago
* tinski rollo rages *
3 years ago
Uh oh...someone get the donuts! He's gone full Rollo!
3 years ago
Hold his withered hand and feed him a waffle.
3 years ago
/me walks in, sees faget party in progress, walks out
3 years ago
Really disrespectful, asshole.

http://i.imgur.com/hB9rAvX.jpg
3 years ago
Well, this was the opposite of erotic.
3 years ago
You're being spoiled, they even added a smoke machine
3 years ago
"Goth type chick"
3 years ago
^ "Cat like Fag"
2 years ago
GUYS, GUYS, DAYLIGHT! FINALLY....!
3 years ago
Yes, same broad. She calls herself Hotkinky Jo...I'm pretty sure you could park a double decker bus in her ass.
3 years ago
i want to marry her
3 years ago
who faps to stuff lke this?
3 years ago
I'm pretty sure nobody does.
3 years ago
Me....
3 years ago
now im sorry i asked...
3 years ago
No need to be sorry
3 years ago
You should be sorry for all the german poop eating porn
3 years ago
No wonder why Flo can save you 15% in 15 minutes, she makes all her money in fisting videos.
3 years ago
Um... 15% in 15 minutes is Geico.
3 years ago
Fucking pwnd
3 years ago
I've progressed now.
3 years ago
i decided that car insurance is highly overrated
3 years ago
lmfao @ 3:06
3 years ago
FUCK LOL 4:22 is even funnier
3 years ago
POP!
3 years ago
It should be described as funny instead of freak porn.
3 years ago
I want to show everyone I know this but I have a feeling not everyone would appreciate this the way I do.
3 years ago
She could haunt me if I was a 100 years younger.
3 years ago
what about easter??
3 years ago
That's Hotkinkyjoe..
3 years ago
Mako
Yes, same broad. She calls herself Hotkinky Jo...I'm pretty sure you could park a double decker bus in her ass.
6 hours ago
report spam | like | stfu
3 years ago
shark - did you get banned from facebook or something?
3 years ago
No, did you?
3 years ago
I got banned from myspace, but then again who really gives a shit about myspace..
3 years ago
Sorry Mako, didn't read above comments..
3 years ago
@shark - you're just so chatty, after years of almost never being here...makes me wonder if you lost a way to vent
3 years ago
is MS chat still a ghost town?

* possum tries it *
3 years ago
He finally got consistent internet
3 years ago
meh - yak and bird talking to themselves from hours and hours ago...

back to cat techno party now!
3 years ago
awwww, I just logged into chat
3 years ago
i feel your pain
3 years ago
No you don't. You don't know what it's like to be.... ginger.
3 years ago
Think about it Poss, If Smerf stares to long into the fridge he gets a sunburn..
3 years ago
Hey, that's not right! I've gotten so many sunburns in my life my skin has given up on burning anymore.
3 years ago
Takes me 5 minutes in the sun and I'm cooked, Price you pay for having bone white skin..
3 years ago
That said, I also don't tan.
3 years ago
Pfft, I wouldn't call time-warner consistent Internet. Slowest fucking connection I've ever had, but at least that and my cable are both free.
3 years ago
Oh, new neighbors don't know to put a password on their internet?
3 years ago
It's free for the entire neighborhood, smerf. Those are the kinds of things that you get when you live in a nice area.
3 years ago
Time Warner does suck but it's the only game in town here, and Mako, how do you get it for free?
3 years ago
I don't tan either Smerf, I just burn and peel..
3 years ago
Wow, must be nice Mako, I'm paying a bit over $150 a month for internet and cable..
3 years ago
It's in the agreement I signed when I moved here, Aka. It also comes with a lot of weird restrictions...I can't ever get Dish Network, nor Fios, I had to get rid of my pitbull, but that's a town ordinance. Can only plant certain types of flowers, no unregistered cars in your driveway, none of those shitty kid's poertable basketball hoops, etc.
3 years ago
I don't pay any utilities.
3 years ago
lol mako is finally housebroken
3 years ago
adult sucks
3 years ago
What specific weed can you smoke?
3 years ago
No, taxes suck. Erie County collects, on average, 2.65% of a property's assessed fair market value as property tax.
3 years ago
Understandable, some communities are like that, the town of Northfield a few towns from me has an ordinance that states that if you have shutters on your windows the can only be painted black or green, it's a "dry" town also but if you want you can bring your own booze into the one restaurant that they have..
3 years ago
Shit, if you told people here that they couldn't buy alcohol, they'd be rioting in the streets.
3 years ago
Northfield I think is the only dry town around here, but it is right on the NH border, about 100 feet across the border on route 63 is a paki.. Used to be very conveinient when I was a kid living in Erving the next town over because back then you could still buy booze in NH if you were only 18..
3 years ago
I had never seen a beer store until I moved to western NY. Most places in NY, you can buy only beer at gas stations and grocery stores, but to get wine or liquor, you have to go to a liquor store. Here, you can get beer anywhere. It's always nice when I pick up my prescriptions at noon on a Tuesday at Rite-Aid, and everyone in line has a case of beer and nothing else.
3 years ago
It used to be in WA that you could buy wine and beer at gas stations or grocery stores, but to get hard alcohol you had to go to a state-run liquor store.
3 years ago
I remember that when I lived in upstate NY back in "79 - "80, they were called "abc" stores and the only way they could advertise was to have a huge red dot on the windows..
3 years ago
Now? You can buy it at fucking costco.
3 years ago
Here, they're called "Consumer's," and they're the only company that's allowed to sell only beer. Costco is a grocery store, right? Used to be the only places you could buy beer here was at a grocery store.
3 years ago
I'm surprised that Wal-mart doesn't have their own brand of beer..
3 years ago
Wal-Mart does have a lot of beer. I was surprised to see three different kinds of Guinness there.
3 years ago
Costco is a huge warehouse store
3 years ago
You don't have costco out there?
3 years ago
They don't sell beer at the Wal-mart in town here but it might be because they had to sign a non competitive contract because of the amount of local liquor stores in the area.
3 years ago
Nope. We have Super Wal-Mart, Top's, Wegman's and Trader Joe's. As far as warehouse stores we have Sam's Club and BJ's wholesale, but nobody shops at either one.
3 years ago
Well, Sam's Club was created because Walmart was losing too much business to Costco
3 years ago
I used to a lot of shopping at BJ's when I owned my restaurant..
3 years ago
Same idea, though: a yearly fee, but ridiculously low prices
3 years ago
Yeah, that's the thing...I don't need a 5 gallon bucket of mayonnaise.
3 years ago
jeebus

anybody have a decent recipe for carrot cake?
3 years ago
how bout toilet training tips?
3 years ago
Mako: buy either dry goods or things your gonna freeze.
3 years ago
the dirt on next weeks episode of I'm From Joisey?
3 years ago
* possum sucks both paws and rocks slowly back and forth *
3 years ago
I remember the first year BJ's came out with their gold club rewards card, I shopped there once a week spending anywhere from $400 to $600 a week, at the end of the year I got a kickback from them for over $1,300, then they changed their policy and put a cap of $500 max on it..
3 years ago
Smerf, the problem with that is that I eat an almost all-organic diet at home. Nobody sells organic food in bulk.
3 years ago
no offense to anyone - its on my end
3 years ago
Ah, well. that's a problem for you, then
3 years ago
obviously
3 years ago
meh, back to stalking Yak it is then
3 years ago
Yeah, not only that, but Sam's club's bulk food is mostly junk...like a box of 100 corndogs or a big pack of 300 Totino's pizza rolls. I can't eat that kind of shit on a regular basis anymore with the way my stomach gets.
3 years ago
No Poss but I got a good tip for cooking steak or burgers, fry onions and french style green beans together with some garlic and celery salt and smother your steak or burger with it... Heaven..
3 years ago
* Mako just got a really odd visual of Aka in a SS officers uniform standing at his stove and frying a burger. *
3 years ago
Mako: I have no idea what Sam's Club carries, but I can do pretty well at costco just buying meat and dry goods.
3 years ago
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3 years ago
oops sorry
3 years ago
* smerf pets possum *
3 years ago
Ya know what I like Sam's Club for, honestly? Paper towels and toilet paper. I don't think I'll ever run out of TP. You can buy like 70 rolls at a time lol
3 years ago
LOL mako, that's where I buy that stuff too.
3 years ago
Also, clothes for work
3 years ago
i shoulda logged off an hour or so ago - doing so now
3 years ago
And then during the holidays, too, if you have to entertain family, etc. that's the place to shop.
3 years ago
Later poss
3 years ago
but first - a vid sub
3 years ago
Oh shit....

* smerf dives for cover *
3 years ago
Goodnight Poss..
3 years ago
More kitties perhaps?..
3 years ago
Hey poss, for when you get bored, I like to fill the dance floor with cats.. http://gifdanceparty.giphy.com/
3 years ago
dude
1 - shut up i am never bored only jaded
2 - do your time, dont drag it out you will regret it
3 - whoa...
3 years ago
Stop it Poss, it's fun..
3 years ago
okay
3 years ago
Hi...
3 years ago
Hi...
3 years ago
Hi...
3 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7mhXduBwVw
3 years ago
Crazy People! Good Dudley Moore movie. Always felt bad for him and the way he suffered with progressive supranuclear palsy.
3 years ago
Hi,Hello, how's it hanging? .. I felt it was appropriate..
3 years ago
recover password
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