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here I land

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by fucktard

submitted October 15th 2014

111 comments
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Nice asian mail order bride!
3 years ago
those pubicles do look asiany
3 years ago
I know, right?!?
3 years ago
And that b-hole...sheesh...
3 years ago
* Sporty shivers *
3 years ago
it looks b-holey
3 years ago
I wish it was mail ordered. I had to go through the ceremony with this. still a nice pussy after 2 of our little ones though. Always wet and ready to go to like most bitches when they see the size of my cock
3 years ago
Any dick looks big in an asian vagina
3 years ago
Lol, what a badass.
3 years ago
so, bragging about your wallet AND your genitals? please mention your car next so we will really get how much of a winner you are.
3 years ago
Aaaand I'm bored with this fuck-tard already.
3 years ago
why does pro stand for smerf? pro retard that has to rely on a picture to be funny. I don't like your style man. Not at all. Get a grip
3 years ago
did anyone get that?
3 years ago
He doesn't understand the pro tag.....


Really appropriate username FT.
3 years ago
yeah after reading all the comments on here it took me all of 1 second to think of it
3 years ago
nothing you say makes sense
3 years ago
it's like steelxliver came back
3 years ago
Did boxinlighter graduate from college already?
3 years ago
Most people who brag about having a big dick are usually lacking in that area, just saying needle dick
3 years ago
cool , fresh meat!

hello randy MC and wecome
3 years ago
I disagree with you, Mr. Randy. I love my 9er. 8)
3 years ago
I think mine is inverted..
3 years ago
ya think?
3 years ago
Wanna take a look?
3 years ago
Just like your mom's nipples
3 years ago
kek
3 years ago
No pic, no sign, no opinion..
3 years ago
Who?
3 years ago
You poor thing.
3 years ago
She is a fucking saviour to me and my family man. Only 3 times in 5 years did I catch the clap from her
3 years ago
so, your uncles and brothers are fair game to her is what you're saying?
3 years ago
I don't get along with my blood relatives but that is irrelevant because she aint into necro
3 years ago
so wait, you're saying you're married and have 2 kids, yet you still talk like a 15 yr old chanfag?

WINNINGN'T
3 years ago
your comparison. I would like to think I talk a bit like frederick neitze with a much bigger cock
3 years ago
who?

oh, you mean Friedrich Nietzsche the german philosopher, author and antisemite? only thing you will ever have in common with him is dying of an STD
3 years ago
yeah thats the fella. stayed in solitude and wrote great things. Apparently caught syphilis from a whore in his student days. When I go with whores they come out worse because of the size of my immense 9 inch dick. When they agree a price with me the soon realise they have to work for that money when I stick it in them
3 years ago
oh my good be quiet. and think about maybe getting that GED after all.....
3 years ago
Hi everybody!! I have a 12" cock!!! I'm awesome!!!
3 years ago
MY DICK IS SO AMAZING I HAVE TO PAY WOMEN TO TOUCH IT
3 years ago
I don't sign on the dole like you guys so I have to get some sleep. I will be right back on tomorrow with my 9 inches of hard cock that has only ever been in womans arses so don't get excited lads.
3 years ago
run-off.

easy cheesy
3 years ago
I wish guys would stop bragging about their dicks and start posting them
3 years ago
Why did he bring a food company into this?
3 years ago
by now i'm pretty sure he's british
3 years ago
"9 inches" pretty sure that's punky.
3 years ago
"dole", "lads", getting to bed by a quarter to eleven GMT, islandmonkey fer sho
3 years ago
Bananas!
3 years ago
9" wang.... doubtful, with some smoke and mirrors i can make mine a little over 3"
3 years ago
I think he meant erect, Hogmaster.
3 years ago
me too!
3 years ago
i know, its huge, but i live with it day to day...
3 years ago
She needs to either shave that thing or kill it.
3 years ago
I believe it's already dead.
3 years ago
sure smells like it some times after pounding it all day
3 years ago
Same hair that's on your wrist.
3 years ago
you suck
3 years ago
Be nice now, don't be hatin.
3 years ago
Cheap bastard, couldn't buy gold wedding rings?..
3 years ago
pretty sure those are white gold
3 years ago
how was court?
3 years ago
They still look like CrackerJack prizes to me.. and her butt looks like she has one of them sex doll plugs in it..
3 years ago
heather you know this fucktard?
3 years ago
which one?
3 years ago
and no I dont know anyone, thank god.
3 years ago
im just, well you were so sure it was white gold
3 years ago
it was like you had seen that ring before
3 years ago
* possum wanders off *
3 years ago
Thank you for asking Heather, I have to go back in march but it looks like all the charges are going to be dropped, the DA's witness ( the person who sold me the guns) decided to plead the 5th so they can't prove I actually owned the guns and as for the the other charge they overstepped their warrant so a motion to suppress all evidence will be issued by my lawyer in dec and the da has already agreed to the terms..
3 years ago
poss, white gold is more common than yellow gold these days for wedding bands, and they don't set diamonds in silver, especially not in engagement rings
3 years ago
Diamonds in Platinum maybe but never silver..
3 years ago
i didnt mean anything by anything ma'am

* possum goes back so going thru boxes from the storage unit now *
3 years ago
That's great news aka, although i kinda question everything you say now...

* Barret calls the cops about an illegal nazi uniform *
3 years ago
platinum I am afraid. Yeahsomething looks like its growing out of her butt hole. I am going to send her into an audition for 2 Girls 1 cup Part 2
3 years ago
well let me check funny off the list..lacking of it you are-
cunty limey faggot
3 years ago
limey I might be and don't worry I don't take offence. You sound like the sort of person that laughs before a joke has finished anyway. When I do stand up for special needs people I never expect them to laugh at the right time
3 years ago
is that you CruelHM?
3 years ago
Haah billson!
3 years ago
dat butthole 8)
3 years ago
yeah man that but whole. You seam to like butt holes pinky. I doubt you have bruised any pussies in your real life only in your dreams. I think BrownBruiser would be a more appropriate name for such a nice pert arsed little faggot like your self. Get on your knees bitch and prepare to take the syphilis. Im just kidding I don't do gay like you.
3 years ago
someone can't afford a sharpie. lol!
3 years ago
is that yak's hand?
3 years ago
No, there would be stray beard hairs on it if it was..
3 years ago
yak's got a beard?
3 years ago
btw Punkybro, how's the beard? think you can beat me?
3 years ago
I WILL WEAR YOU OUT, YOU BEARD-NOOB.
3 years ago
Can't do it boy, mine is black and silver long and beautiful..
3 years ago
are you looking at gay porn at the moment?
3 years ago
No, I threw your magazines away..
3 years ago
-_-
3 years ago
how do you have access to my gay mags, Aka?
3 years ago
Quit leaving them around the dumpster you live in..
3 years ago
DOH!
3 years ago
back to the beard thingy, FAGGOT. sub a photo of your spectacular beard, SIR. I'll be waiting..
3 years ago
I'm loading mine in 15 minutes. 8(
3 years ago
Sub a pic of the half dead shrub on your face first, I gotta charge my camera..
3 years ago
DUDE, EAT MY ASSHOLE, BITCH!! Also, get your REDNECK SHIT TOGETHER, PVT. PYLE
3 years ago
Shut up and sub boy..
3 years ago
I'VE GOT "YOUR BOY", YOU CHICKEN FUCKER
3 years ago
fuck me with a broom stick. How long does it take you get get used tot these fucking videos man? I wasn't too keen on the world anyway but I wanted to confront all this fuckin gash. I can take accidents and people dead but I can't take fucking beheadings man when everyone is doing it in the name of the same fuckin god. For me its like chopping your fucking wives head off because she bought the wrong brand of nappies. Unless I can start to stomach it I don't think I will be on here long y'all.
3 years ago
get get used tot?
3 years ago
i been hitting the shandy bra. you know what I meant or you need a fuckin slap
3 years ago
poser
3 years ago
id pose you up real good you little maggot :)
3 years ago
Hahaha "hitting the shandy "

For all my US friends: that's the equivalent of saying "it's wine cooler night"
3 years ago
Shandys are beer and lemonade mixtures in the US of A
3 years ago
Have you taken the time to view Attack on Titian?
3 years ago
no nigger, i have a job... ask me in 6 weeks or something
3 years ago
sorry squids, didnt know you call em that in the US as well. to me shandy always was a very british/ UKish thing
3 years ago
Another one of those "beers" that only women drink...like that lime-a-rita shit.
3 years ago
The only man that can drink girly drinks and get away with it is zeke....and that's only cause you know he's gonna drink about 30 of em in less than 20 minutes.
3 years ago
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