points: 24

New rug

Really pulls the room together

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by Jenbirdy

submitted October 14th 2014

452 comments
what do you think? let everyone know!
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comments (452)
Shopped and stupid.
3 years ago
Just like you
3 years ago
Rolly, you're hardly a photoshop expert
3 years ago
It isn't shopped, dumbfuck RolloTrolloTaterTwat, but it is fake or some art piece
3 years ago
Well, MS 13 is a Mexican gang, and they do shit like this on the regular, so I'm going with not shopped.
3 years ago
But I am a photoshop expert, see: http://muchosucko.com/124469/Rotten-crotchfruit
3 years ago
More like a donut expert.
3 years ago
I like how he thinks showing Jen's asshole is some kind of hurtful thing.
3 years ago
Did I say that, kirkfaget? Shut your mouth.
3 years ago
Minus the episiotomy scar, it's pretty flawless and fuckable.
3 years ago
When she stands up, it's probably flatter than a wall. Eesh.
3 years ago
nothing wrong with flat butts dammit!!!!

* Steven_Seagull walks outta the room backwards *
3 years ago
I don't know, I'd need to see another butt pic.
3 years ago
Rollo, you are so butthurt you had to create a photoshop of an aborted fetus in 2d using Jen's asshole pic. Enough said.
3 years ago
Okay, so apparently it's not shopped, but it's not even real human skin. http://artmur.com/en/artists/renato-garza-cervera/of-genuine-contemporary-beast/
3 years ago
That's what I thought, the hands and feet gave it away. Pretty fucking cool tho, I'd love to own one
3 years ago
You could use it as like a body-guard on your door.
3 years ago
Double as doormat
Kinda like a stand-in boyfriend
3 years ago
that 'rug' wouldnt last 5 minutes where i live
3 years ago
Yeah, an it's pretty ballsy making fun of MS-13 in L.A., I gotta say that. I bet you've got some cool art hanging on your walls.
3 years ago
Don't have much on the walls. Still have that rotting crow foot on my balcony
3 years ago
What makes you think I made that pic out of butthurt, kirkfaget? Oh that's right, you're one of the idiots that just likes to use the word butthurt as much as possible.
3 years ago
ouch
3 years ago
I've got mostly Mexican and Central American stuff I bring back from Mexico. I still don't think I'd want the body of a Mexican on my floor though, real or not.
3 years ago
Shut the hell up butthurtio
3 years ago
Nobody talking to you, fagwad
3 years ago
You are the grand poobah of butthurt.
3 years ago
Nobody was talking to you either, Rollo. You kinda just jumped in.
3 years ago
I made first post. It's my thread. Fuck you.
3 years ago
Nevermind, I missed Kirk's comments further up. Carry on.
3 years ago
And fuck your mother, dicknose.
3 years ago
No. Fuck YOUR mother, dicknose. S-E-R-V-E-D
3 years ago
Fuck your photoshop, fuck your squad, fuck your mother, and fuck your thread.
3 years ago
so much love...
3 years ago
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3 years ago
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3 years ago
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3 years ago
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3 years ago
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3 years ago
All those poor mothers...
3 years ago
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3 years ago
Nope
3 years ago
sorry mako... LOL
3 years ago
Don't apologize to that faget.
3 years ago
He's still "S-E-R-V-E-D" Sprinkles
3 years ago
The only thing you serve is LL's asshole with your tongue. Pathetic white knight loser.
3 years ago
How am I white knighting LL at this moment?
3 years ago
And we already discredited the whole thing about my tongue in LL's butt.
3 years ago
That question is too hard for him
3 years ago
haha, so butthurt.
3 years ago
There he goes again. Butthurt this butthurt that. So original. Great moderation, faget.
3 years ago
"So Mr. Kirkfaget, it says here that you have previous experience as a website moderator. Why fon't you tell us a little bit about that. "
Kirk- "well, I pretty much hang out all day calling people butthurt"
3 years ago
No he doesn't, but you do
3 years ago
Y U ALL SO BUTTHERTZ??
3 years ago
Wanna play a game Ryturd? I wanna see how far your meltdown will take you
3 years ago
read in jigsaw voice for best effect
3 years ago
"So Ms. Titless Skank, it says here that you have experience in cyber sleuthing. Why don't you tell us a little bit about that"
LL- "well, I hired this worthless drunk named oster to dox this guy on Muchosucko. Then I proceeded to bully some innocent guy from fb for a month."
3 years ago
/me golf claps
3 years ago
Hey Rollo, didn't you say you were going to get rid of me? Or that I'd be gone?

I"m still waiting. Come on by and lets party.
3 years ago
you do know that hiring usually means exchanging money for services, right?
3 years ago
Ok where are you?
3 years ago
*Beep*
Didn't hire him and I bullied you and now you can't stop talking about it, you're actually doing me a favor by showing how much it got to you. I call that a mofo mission well done.
3 years ago
Meet him at the mall, where else
3 years ago
Come and get me, Rollo, you badass.
3 years ago
he can't stop bringing it up because he loves the attention
3 years ago
Yeah. Mission accomplished. You and ister spent over a month
3 years ago
i miss drogo
3 years ago
making yourselves look like complete idiots
3 years ago
Lurked for like 8 years and now he got the taste of 15 min of fame
It's like heroin for buttdwellers
3 years ago
tell us more!
3 years ago
That's pretty much it, heathbar.
3 years ago
duh, i know.
3 years ago
Ok now what
3 years ago
Now I wait for your next huge failure.
3 years ago
haha oh boy, if you only knew..

As far as you goes,I stole your balls, bitch and I'm not giving them back
3 years ago
Mkay
3 years ago
You gonna use em for implants then?
3 years ago
that would be a breast reduction then
3 years ago
lol
3 years ago
Even Hitler just pwned you, Rollo
3 years ago
Omg I am so pwned.
3 years ago
You guys are so jelly. All this hate because I got fristage postaag
3 years ago
What the fuck is that
3 years ago
More shit that he made up.
3 years ago
Lurk more, noob
3 years ago
Make sense more, noob.
3 years ago
Probably code for donuts
3 years ago
LL's anus meets mako's tongue again
3 years ago
Were you trying to say "fristage postage?"
3 years ago
Titless skank hating on people for actually eating food. lol
3 years ago
Go back and google some more faget
3 years ago
I wouldn't need to google anything if you could spell it right and actually answer a question instead of being a pussy.
3 years ago
I have no need to answer your dumbass questions, dumbass
3 years ago
It's not a dumbass question when nobody knows what you're talking about, noob.
3 years ago

loslobos
That question is too hard for him
28 minutes agoreport spam | like | 1 likes | stfu
3 years ago
That's right, you're a nobody. Run along now.
3 years ago
I mean, if you want people to understand what you're typing, it kinda makes sense to spell things right and use expressions correctly. Guess you just lack that ability, Rollo.
3 years ago
Ok. Run along now. Faget
3 years ago
Not gonna happen, moron.
3 years ago
Ok then, spam away. Faget
3 years ago
I mean, are you honestly 12 years old? Because that's how you type. Either that, or maybe you're mentally slow. I'm going with the latter.
3 years ago
Great job showing us all how "not butthurt" you are, FatRolls. Great match, too bad you're the one that got served
3 years ago
So that's why he got fristage postage: he's a kid and his mother was telling him it's time for bed. Makes sense now.
3 years ago
haha, FatRolls...thats pretty good.

Rollo, go back to your homework little boy.
3 years ago
that's a runoff
3 years ago
He's just stewing and lurking
3 years ago
..... probably eating everything in sight
3 years ago
*breaking all his toys
3 years ago
I bet there isn't a single GI Joe in the whole house that still has all of it's extremities attached.
3 years ago
Would decorate
3 years ago
Deck the spic, with boughs of holly...
3 years ago
Check the ball on that big Collie...
3 years ago
They even kept the asshole intact - impressive

3 years ago
Unlike your wrecked bumhole
3 years ago
I'm gonna tell your mum you said that
3 years ago
She'd probably agree with me
3 years ago
It's easier for her to rim...
3 years ago
Whammy?
3 years ago
A self-whammy
3 years ago
1/2 credit?
3 years ago
hahahaha, flatulence!!!




or something
3 years ago
I just hope it's re-inflatable.
3 years ago
Blow the butthole and find out
3 years ago
If only he had a dime for every time someone told him that...
3 years ago
But, but... I gave you a like... :(
3 years ago
You gonna be ok, sprinks?
3 years ago
Idgaf
3 years ago
Women... all they do is break your heart. :(
3 years ago
I hope so, rollo, I hope so...
3 years ago
Think I want to find me a redhead, Sprinks. I love how feisty they are.
3 years ago
If you can find one that can be tamed, you'll be golden.
3 years ago
Never had one myself... I'd love to get me a handful of fire-crotch.

3 years ago
They're so rare, especially around here. Finding a hot one is like finding an albino white-tailed deer..."Shh! Don't scare her! Isn't she beautiful?"
3 years ago
Fire crotch is put on a pedestal. You're lucky to find a hot redhead and then you have to deal with her soullessness.
3 years ago
"You can sleep with a blonde, and sleep with a brunette, but with a redhead, you'll never get any sleep."
3 years ago
Yeah, there are rare - especially the hot ones... when they're spotted it goes like this:

http://muchosucko.com/117054/What-happens-to-every-new-female-member-at-MuchoSucko
3 years ago
i fucking hate the nostalgia chick
3 years ago
http://muchosucko.com/43335/Redheaded-Camwhore Smerf and I started a church in honor of this one.
3 years ago
Wow. THAT'S what we need more of.
3 years ago
We need more of you shutting the fuck up, that's what we need.
3 years ago
or some bombs over brunswick
3 years ago
What, now you've got something against bowling?
3 years ago
not my point.

i kinda like bowling, but i suck at it
3 years ago
bowling is the devil
3 years ago
Hey dumb-dumb...
3 years ago
You got any new prison fantasies about me?
3 years ago
Don't get me wrong, I am flattered - just not interested...
3 years ago
Tales of caged lust by Fagwad, vol 1
3 years ago
I'm surprised you got the brunswick and bowling reference, Seagull.
3 years ago
i'm way down with us culture shark, and the few bowling lanes we have in germany are usually decked out in brunswick equipment.

btw, did you know the name brunswick comes from the german city Braunschweig?
3 years ago
I didn't know that. Always sounded German to me though.
3 years ago
Brunswick still makes bowling equipment, albeit a very small part of the company's business...
3 years ago
I'm not sure if I should like this thread or be worried by this thread.
3 years ago
I think they're mostly into stew now.
3 years ago
There's a place not far from me that makes a great Brunswick stew, come to think of it. Thanks for tomorrow's lunch idea, Claude.
3 years ago
You're welcome....?
3 years ago
They make boats n shit.
3 years ago
dont talk like blck people, kirk
3 years ago
my nigga.
3 years ago
Thats not the sort of rug id want to make love on in front of a log fire
3 years ago
Liar.
3 years ago
You prefer the comfort of your own room...
3 years ago
Wouldn't everybody? lol
3 years ago
Thats not the sort of rug fries would want to make love on in front of a log fire - he'd drape it over his bed.
3 years ago
In his bedroom...
3 years ago
As opposed to what- a fucking car fire?
3 years ago
Oh god, car fires are the worst. The smell of all that toxic shit burning and melting makes you want to gag.
3 years ago
the smell of human hair burning, smells way worse...
3 years ago
*skin
3 years ago
Really? Burning skin always smelled a bit like bacon to me. Doesn't taste like bacon, though.
3 years ago
NEVER..smelt like bacon to me...
3 years ago
*smelled
3 years ago
When I worked in a hospital and went down by the ER, I could always tell when they were incising with a bovie, because that's what it smelled like to me.
3 years ago
Ok

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ku1EOSqsnqc
3 years ago
^the fuckin' greatest
3 years ago
Yeah, I didn't watch that.
3 years ago
sorry for you, you bag of nothin'
3 years ago
No, it's sorry for you that you find meaning in music.
3 years ago
And I use the term music loosely in this case.
3 years ago
please share the "meaning of music" to me, shark.
3 years ago
You're the one that posted the video, dude. If you find a thread that speaks of how the sound of burning flesh smells inspiring, I don't trust your taste.
3 years ago
QOTSA pretty much knows all about the smell of burning flesh. 8P

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=VlEusZI6TiM

3 years ago
Yeah, I'm not gonna watch videos by a bunch of faggy emo-looking dudes, Punky. I thought we already established that.
3 years ago
EMO? REALLY? Mako, you just blew my mind, DUDE.



WOW...
3 years ago
Yeah dude, I hear enough whining from middle-aged assholes here every day.
3 years ago
Maybe I'm just old but what the fuck does "Emo" mean? emotionaly unstable dumbass teenager?
3 years ago
short for "emotional"..Aka...
3 years ago
Yeah, they're not really an emo band, Aka, it's just that's what they sound like to me. It's all relative, like what you want.
3 years ago
Eh, I prefer my older music, straightforward and not whiny..
3 years ago
I'm not a big fan of music in general, Aka. I'm guessing it's partly because it's blared by my neighbor on an almost daily basis. I prefer silence whenever possible.
3 years ago
EMO = SHIT MUSIC

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=gHs70yLbTcI
3 years ago
I went through my music phase back in the 80's and 90's Mako, an occasional song is cool but I much prefer my older movies now..
3 years ago
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MBgqzvviTrQ
3 years ago
I'm actually starting to get into swing music from the 40's..
3 years ago
"good god all mighty we was goin' down slow"
3 years ago
* Mako may need to turn on Punky block. *

I grew up with R&B and hip hop, Aka. Now, the most successful rapper is a white woman from Australia named Iggy. I doubt that's what Grand Master Flash and Run DMC had in mind when I saw them walking the streets of NYC as a kid. Just like the Doors and Black Sabbath didn't really foresee emo bands and shit like Dave Matthews and One Direction. Some forms of music evolve, just not in the mainstream.
3 years ago
Big band Orchestra's from the 30's and 40's are awesome Punky, you have got to take the time to listen to the music..
3 years ago
* PunkyBruiser shits, and falls back in it *
3 years ago
Don't get me wrong Mako, I will listen to anything that appeals to me but as a genre preference I'm liking the old stuff right now..
3 years ago
Shut up Punky and dance.. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r2S1I_ien6A
3 years ago
I like individual songs, not specific genres or artists. I don't get how some people can latch on to one artist or band and swear that everything they do and sing is somehow epic. I know a chick from high school that's like that with Pearl Jam.
3 years ago
Mako, shut tha fuck up, DUDE.
3 years ago
I love ya, sometimes..broseph. 8l
3 years ago
I just like what i like, and the old stuff is really fun to dance to.
3 years ago
Back then, music seems to have been more for entertainment purposes. It was meant to lift your spirits and get you shakin your ass.
3 years ago
....
3 years ago
I never got into dancing until I got married, then a friend got us into swing dancing and and I realized how much fun it is..
3 years ago
..................................
3 years ago
FAGS
3 years ago
Don't look at me, TD, I'm not the one that put Queers of the Stoned Age up there.
3 years ago
*Queens...same thing, really.
3 years ago
TD can't dance..
3 years ago
^56 year old she-male
3 years ago
TD don't dance, TD groooooves
3 years ago
*doesn't
3 years ago
QOTSA is the nickelback of stoner rock
3 years ago
DIE NIGGER!!!!!!
3 years ago
sorry, bong. 8(
3 years ago
I would like to see Arther Murray rise from the grave and beat the shit out of both of you..
3 years ago
FAP❗
3 years ago
Arther Murray couldn't beat up Anne Murray
3 years ago
COULD SOMEONE TELL TD, TO TAKE ME OFF PUNKY-BLOCK❗❗❗
3 years ago
oh punky....don't worry, I can still see your spewing bullshit in the recent comments section if and when I want to
3 years ago
nice...

YAY!!!
3 years ago
* PunkyBruiser loves him some TD *
3 years ago
*cock
3 years ago
Sparkle dancing Motherfuckers..
3 years ago
EAT ME❗
3 years ago
JA, IS ZIS A PARTY, AKA??
3 years ago
IS ZIS!..
* Akameldon looks for rubber boots and party pants.. *
3 years ago
3 years ago
Show us your favorite band, DUCK-FUCK❗❗❗
3 years ago
Against me! was the last band I gave a shit about. That was about 10 years ago.
3 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6wMhK7fDmBk
3 years ago
* Akameldon puts on boots and rubber apron and dances towards Mommy.. *
3 years ago
If I get nervous in court today and start laughing Mako I'm gonna blame you for reminding me of this..
3 years ago
Show up to court wearing your rubber boots and party pants.
3 years ago
Don't actually do that, Aka-wear a suit and tie instead. Men's Warehouse can hook you up cheaply and still make you look good.
3 years ago
why not, bullshit charges, bullshit warrant, I could show up in my SS uniform and I am still going to walk..
3 years ago
Yeah, but if you treat it like bullshit, that doesn't reflect very well on you. I always wear a suit to court. Regardless of what you think, your attire does make a difference in the way the judge will treat you.
3 years ago
Of course I'm going to wear a suit and tie as always Mako, Besides, I look good in pinstripes..
3 years ago
There ya go. If ya look good, you'll feel better about it, too. Even if it's slacks and a dress shirt with no tie, you're ahead of the game and the morons that'll sit behind you so drunk that you can smell it on them. I never understand those people. You're there on a DUI charge and you come to court drunk? Makes no sense to me.
3 years ago
RIP AKA
3 years ago
Shut up, fries. He's gonna be fine.
3 years ago
* Mako is thinking optimistically. The meds might actually be working. Cool. *
3 years ago
fries, the state has the burden of bearing the truth, and as it stands they cannot prove that I did anything wrong.
3 years ago
I've got a feeling it will be adjourned, Aka. I had a charge against me that required I be in court once a month for two damn years before they decided to adjourn in contemplation of dismissal.
3 years ago
besides this is just a pre-trial for discovery, they have yet to prove their case against me, let alone build one against me..
3 years ago
Oh this is just a hearing, then? Shit, you'll be in and out like you're at McDonald's.
3 years ago
I can't let on too much about it but let's just say the state did not follow proper protocol..
3 years ago
Yeah Mako, 15 minutes tops, then another court date prolly a few months from now..
3 years ago
Well, then all the other advice I can give ya is get at least six hours sleep beforehand, and don't eat anything that might upset your stomach.
3 years ago
My court date is at 2pm this afternoon so I will be crashing soon, I'm just glad I haven't been drinking in a few days so I would smell of booze and have a clear head..
3 years ago
Your judicial system is a joke... do the time you criminals
3 years ago
Yeah fries, tell me you wouldn't want a good lawyer if you were in my position.. I dare you..
3 years ago
It's all movies and tv shows until it happens to you..
3 years ago
Are you innocent or quilty ?
3 years ago
Quilty is in Ireland, you fag.
3 years ago
That has yet to be proven fries..
3 years ago
Quilty as in a blanket or something your granmama makes?
3 years ago
You know what i meant , faggots
3 years ago
fries I have to pose a question to you, you're the same age I am, Hypotheticly speaking if you had to do 5 to7 years in the can, what kind of a life do you think you will have when you get out? better yet what kind of a person do you think you will be like when you get out after that long?
3 years ago
Prison does not reform people,it only makes them socially unacceptable and if you disagree with me then you are only full of shit..
3 years ago
Guilty
3 years ago
Stop being pompus fries..
3 years ago
I don't know how the prison system in England works but here it only serves to turn common people into animals..
3 years ago
I cant really say aka , i like to think of myself as a good enough citizen not to ever be looking at a prison stretch
3 years ago
Although i did just get fined £1000 for useing illegal fuel
3 years ago
How do you mean using "illegal fuel"?
3 years ago
Our prisons are pretty slack here ... more like holiday homes. I believe prison should be nothing more than a cell with a shit bucket in he corner
3 years ago
I was putting kerosene in my diesel cars
3 years ago
That's...really not a good idea, fries.
3 years ago
And for that you got fined fries?.. Wow..
3 years ago
Yes.. our gov't doesnt like us motorists to use cheap road fuels
3 years ago
I burn Kerosene with No5 fuel oil in my furnace.. everybody does..
3 years ago
Do you have to pay a road tax fries? or is that in the bigger city's?
3 years ago
You should never use kero in a diesel engine for a multitude of reasons, not withstanding the legality of it.
3 years ago
Thats its primary use here but when you compare prices its like £3.50 a gallon where diesel is £7.00 a gallon
3 years ago
Oh yeah, it's always cheaper, as it is in the US, because here at least, it's considered a "heating product" and not a fuel.
3 years ago
Ouch, I can see where you would mix it to differ cost..
3 years ago
I was mixing it 3:1. On my average journeys i was saving £10 a trip. T soon added up over a year
3 years ago
It
3 years ago
Wow fries, diesel is almost $1.00 to $2.00 more a gallon than petrol here in the US, I would hate to see how much it costs you to fill up your tank..
3 years ago
What's not gonna add up is the long term wear in your engine. Kerosene has way lower lubricity than diesel and probably makes your engine run a bit hotter.
3 years ago
Yes it does Mako, but could you imagine paying those prices? and btw have you noticed the prices of gas going down? always happens during an election year..
3 years ago
Yeah it does run a little hotter and less economical if i put too much kerosene in. Most diesel engines here are HDi and not so reliant on lubrication of fuel pumps
3 years ago
No I havent, Aka. I live in NY, where 18 cents of every dollar goes towards taxes. The good thing is that fries is running 3:1 so that it won't ruin his injector pump, but over the course of a few years, he's going to do some damage to that car that will not be cheap to fix.
3 years ago
Is that true aka ? Our fuel has been going down too
3 years ago
Idk what HDI is? You mean TDI?
3 years ago
Add a little 2 cycle oil fries, to compensate
3 years ago
Doesn't add enough lubricity, Aka.
3 years ago
HDi are high pressure pumps not mechanical pumps like older deisel engines. One draw back to them is they dont like thicker fuels like veggie oil
3 years ago
gas prices have gone down over $.75 in the last month, it has been my experience that they always SEEM to drop gas prices before an election..
3 years ago
this thread is way worse than any spam, spewed from my gapping asshole.
3 years ago
Gas has gone down maybe five or ten cents here, if that. Just filled up yesterday. And that's worse if you're using it in an engine like that, fries. The older mechanical pumps aren't as effected by kerosene, but now you've got emission controls to think of too, and they're probably picking up on the difference in fuel you're using. I'm just glad you're not running straight kero like some idiots I've seen, cause that'll wear out an injector pump real fast.
3 years ago
That HDI engine seems like something the French built, respectively. Make sure you're changing that oil regularly too, fries.
3 years ago
That's why I was saying to run just a bit of 2 cycle oil in with the mix and it will keep the motor from overheating..
3 years ago
HOLY SHIT
3 years ago
Shut up Punky, don't you have a lawnmower to stick you hands into?
3 years ago
dude, clean your house...you piece of shit-fuck
3 years ago
The 2 cycle oil won't make a difference, Aka. He'd have to run it at a ratio of 128:1 to make any difference at all, and then it's just another expense. He's better off sticking with the 3:1 mix because the diesel will lubricate his engine better than 2 cycle could.
3 years ago
I'm just thinking for whatever ratio he might be running for a diesel/ kerosene mix is all
3 years ago
Right, I understand. Plus, 2 cycle doesn't have the additives that diesel has to keep your engine cleaner, so running like that could mean clogged fuel injectors over the long term. You could add something like Howe's lubricator for better wear protection, but that stuff is expensive.
3 years ago
are you two SUPER-REDNECKS or what❓
3 years ago
No, but I was a truck driver for about five years, Punky.
3 years ago
Mako is right though, better on your injectors, unless you want to spend the money on "Sea Foam"
3 years ago
Now why does knowledge in this manner imply "redneck"? have a vehicle.. take care of a vehicle.. Dumbass..
3 years ago
TAKE YOUR JOHN DEERE BULLSHIT ELSEWHERE, YOU COW PIE❗❗
3 years ago
Fries, I'm more curious as to how they caught you using kero. Did they see you pumping it into your fuel tank?
3 years ago
And yeah, were' super rednecks Punky,.. Wanna lick my chain saw?..
3 years ago
Alright guys I gotta go get a few winks before court, Thank you Mako and fries for the decent conversation.. Punky, I will deal with you later..night all..
3 years ago
you're talking about 2 cycle(mixed gas) on Mucho, and you suck ass...you stupid fuck❗❗
3 years ago
Later Aka, best of luck today.
3 years ago
Thank you Mako..
3 years ago
YIKES


* PunkyBruiser blows brains out *
3 years ago
YAY!!! I STOPPED THE BULLSHIT!!
3 years ago
* PunkyBruiser goes back to playing foosball *
3 years ago
*at Campus Pub
3 years ago
^creepy older guy who hangs around the bar
3 years ago
Punky just brought the stupidity to the thread
3 years ago
@mako , they put dyes in the fuel and customs & excise have the power to do random checks. My own dumb fault really as i know about red dye in agricultural diesel but wasnt aware they started putting yellow dye in kerosene
3 years ago
Prison, shower rape and a shank to the balls

My wishes for aka
3 years ago
Spunds like fun
3 years ago
Sounds
3 years ago
* fries-please has a sudden urge to comment on another sub... *
3 years ago
It appears to have dropped from most discussed
3 years ago
I think they're doing that here now, too, fries. I've found if it's something they can tax you on, the government will always find a way.
3 years ago
Yep... bastards
3 years ago
The day that a car will run on water and they'll tax water
3 years ago
Then we will be fucking screwed
3 years ago
Eh, maybe, but cars have been produced that run on hydrogen and exhaust nothing but water vapor. Oil companies would never allow a car that runs on water to be produced-they give shitloads of money to politicians, remember. They've got too much control over things like that.
3 years ago
If you drive a car, I'll tax the street
If you try to sit, I'll tax your seat
If you get too cold, I'll tax the heat
If you take a walk, I'll tax your feet

Taxman!

3 years ago
new yorks a fucking pussy ass bullshit state..just like cuntifornia,where i live.
The whole agenda for the liberal turds who run this place is to find new revenue streams...we are getting a "global climate change" tax increase on gas starting in january..im sure jew york will be right behind if they havent done it already.
and they wonder why businesses flee in droves from here.
3 years ago
This would have been better if it were Mr. CooL ICE.
3 years ago
Oh dear god, he moved out near me, Jim.
http://www.mrcoolicecreamtrucks.com/
3 years ago
hahaha, thats great.

Looks like he is hiring. Only one person though: "Employment Opportunity"....either that or that is an asian front.
3 years ago
Look at the pic under "About us"...hahaha that kid should be locked up!
3 years ago
More likely an Asian front. There's a lot of ice cream places that have been around here a long time here. Lake Effect ice cream is really the best I've found.
3 years ago
Looks like an old Chevy G series van, too.
3 years ago
It is.
3 years ago
"Hey kids, ya want some ice cream?"
"Wtf lady, you're scaring us! Put a shirt on, for Christ's sake!"
3 years ago
This belongs at the Mutter museum.
3 years ago
That place is awesome.
3 years ago
I need to go there. That museum is busy this time of year.
3 years ago
Is it full of youths or sonething...
3 years ago
That's because it's at a medical school, fries.
3 years ago
Rollo is pissed because this beats anything he's subbed lately.
3 years ago
He's pissed cause life beat him in everything
3 years ago
The rugs name is Hollow Man.
3 years ago
kevin bacon?
3 years ago
Heh, that was my first thought too, bird.
3 years ago
Kevin was invisible this guy is actually hollow.
3 years ago
that somehow made me chortle a lil, squid


i can totes see the "squid & fries" detective agency happening
3 years ago
Well maybe by not subbing and I can entertain you guys with my salty wit??
3 years ago
Yes I promised Jenbirdy I wouldn't even look for anything to sub until after October 31st.
3 years ago
Your wit is about as salty as Mrs. Dash.
3 years ago
Mrs Dash is actually very salty.
3 years ago
:(
3 years ago
lol
3 years ago
Wow, your place sure is white.
3 years ago
Good lampshade material..
3 years ago
this is funny
anyways
heather i meant more but whatever
3 years ago
i meant somethin, but ima' leave now
3 years ago
Whatever faget
3 years ago
Go kill yourself
3 years ago
Hey Zeke.
3 years ago
Hi Zeke...older Zeke. Taco Zeke.
3 years ago
Hey Barret, yeah I deserve that..
3 years ago
hey guy
3 years ago
oh wow look who decided to stroll in reeking of cheap rum and
lemon pledge...ol' boozeekile the chimp
3 years ago
* loslobos sighs *
3 years ago
Why lemon Pledge?
3 years ago
i miss you heather
i thought of all the stupid thingi said
3 years ago
Kill yourself
3 years ago
* yak SUPER ZSNAPS *

3 years ago
You too yak
3 years ago
are you listening to coldplay?
3 years ago
shut the fuck up heather
3 years ago
LEAVE COLDPLAY ALONE
3 years ago
what a vapid cunt she is
3 years ago
lmao
3 years ago
i still don't know what love means
3 years ago
jolene...
3 years ago
speaking of my best friend how are you doing zeke?
3 years ago
Zeke, if you love something set it free, if it comes back to you, It's broken..
3 years ago
I still love heather and barret..

when you try your bestbut you don'tsucceed
3 years ago
Kill yourself
3 years ago
when you lone someonebut it goesto waste
3 years ago
when you're too in love to let it go
3 years ago
tears run down your face
3 years ago
Ok this is getting awkward, imma leave, but don't let the bad boogers get you down zeke.
3 years ago
i need to move my pen
3 years ago
Zeke.

Stop.
3 years ago
When you are too in love to let it go end up in jail for doing something stupid..
3 years ago
Stop what?
3 years ago
Idon'tget it
3 years ago
I've heardthere whas a secret cord
3 years ago
Don't listen to him Zeke, pour it on boy..
3 years ago
shut the fuck up smerf......this is a beautiflsong
3 years ago
http://muchosucko.com/88175

just putting this out there....

* yak walks away *
3 years ago
it's cold and it's broken hallelulan
every breath we drew wax hallelujal
3 years ago
maybe there's a god above and all i ever learved from love is how th shootout someone who outdrew you
3 years ago
Looks like we're in store for some more comments that will be converted to dead baby jokes.
3 years ago
yah cuz your blah.......
3 years ago
Not quite yet, this is getting interesting..
3 years ago
zeke.. where have you been?
the current theory is you moved in with dik because you were wracked with guilt from burning his house down and leaving him homeless... does that mean you guys got internet now?
3 years ago
It's the same old shit, Aka. It's only interesting to you because he's more fucked up than you'll ever be.
3 years ago
And that's what makes it interesting Mako..
3 years ago
You could also read Charles Bukowski or Ernest Hemingway and get the same effect, but to each his own.
3 years ago
Btw Mako, thank you for the vote of confidence but after what I did the other night that statement might just be a little questionable..
3 years ago
oh god, what did you do?!
3 years ago
I just hope he checked his mail
3 years ago
* yak scampers as fast as possible *


3 years ago
Disgusting bastard
3 years ago
Save yourself, yak! They've activated a tractor beam!
3 years ago
My little bullshit diatribe then trying to backpeddle my way out of it to save face thus resulting in me making a total asshole out myself Heather..
3 years ago
oh yeah, that.
3 years ago
Apology's to all for being an inconsiderate idiot..
3 years ago
I did Bird, and I got told as I rightly should have..
3 years ago
* Mako is slightly uncomfortable now. *
3 years ago
Don't be Mako, I fucked up, so I am the one that needs to make amends..
3 years ago
Don't talk to me
3 years ago
* PunkyBruiser misses gully *
3 years ago
Daw, miss you too big boy!
3 years ago
.....
3 years ago
well this was fun
3 years ago
Shut up, Heather.
3 years ago
I guess someone's gotta.
3 years ago
Not everyone takes passive-aggressive hints.
3 years ago
* smerf grabs heather and leaves *


http://muchosucko.com/113211/Lets-Blow-This-Joint
3 years ago
I'm giving serious thoughts about starting drinking heavily and shaving my head again.
3 years ago
Smerf, that's a dramatic and slightly romantic escape, and then we find out she's hit sister.
3 years ago
*his
3 years ago
Luckily, I don't have a sister
3 years ago
Barret, I'll drink to that!
3 years ago
*thankfully
3 years ago
^that too
3 years ago
a female smerf.. oh lawwwddy
3 years ago
Yak, do I need to introduce you to my ginger cousin?
3 years ago
* yak pukes everywhere *

3 years ago
Female ginger? No, you need to introduce her to me.
3 years ago
Yeah, no. I know better than to get her involved with anything related to this site.
3 years ago
Says the guy that's partied with Muchoers.
3 years ago
Yeah, but that's not involving my cousin.
3 years ago
Oh, is this the one you take to "church?"
3 years ago
No, that was my niece.
3 years ago
i dont think dik would be caught dead consorting with emo phillips over there
3 years ago
Neither would Stan and don't forget he puts up with dik!
3 years ago
* severum peeks in and waves at Zeke *
3 years ago
jonathan is such an un-gangsta name
3 years ago
Actually it's "johnathan"

A purposely misspelled name is totally gangsta.
3 years ago
recover password
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