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teen makes pizza guy happy

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wonder how often something like this happens to pizza guys

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by germanguy

submitted October 12th 2014

55 comments
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* DangerousDug considers getting a second job *
3 years ago
just order a pizza, heheeeheheheheheh
3 years ago
Lol
3 years ago
And they say Germans have no sense of humor.
3 years ago
this happens roughly 57% of all deliveries...but when you deliver chink food on a moped,its usually a guy answering the door.
3 years ago
:(
3 years ago
Hahaha! That sad face, aww..poor foofie
3 years ago
:(
3 years ago
That pizzas getting cold
3 years ago
Pizza makes Fries happy
3 years ago
Nothing wrong with cold pizza.
3 years ago
yeah but thoroughly cold.... lukewarm pizza is kinda awful
3 years ago
Yeah its ok as next days pizza snack
3 years ago
Sometimes I order pizza, and then take it and put it in the fridge over night, just so I can eat it the next day....always taste better after that and when you nuke it...
3 years ago
Dush, you're a monster and I don't understand why you would do such a thing.
3 years ago
This never ever happens
3 years ago
Keep trying, I'm sure one of them will say yes.
3 years ago
Must be Hell Week at her sorority.
3 years ago
You think they blurred her face 'cause she's ugly
?
3 years ago
Probably to avoid having to pay her royalties.
3 years ago
Also might be duhgs daughter.
3 years ago
Fake, no tail
3 years ago
Then again he wasn't black , so scratch that idea.
3 years ago
I wish I had a tail.
3 years ago
You do
His name is Sprinkles
3 years ago
Actually tinkles is more like my disobedient prison bitch.
3 years ago
Good bitches are so hard to find nowadays
* loslobos gets nostalgic *
3 years ago
Make him hold your pocket
3 years ago
I should stop....I have already severely damaged him and I have become ashamed of my own behavior.
3 years ago
I'm just kidding I'm not really ashamed.
3 years ago
I would prefer if he held my belt loop.
3 years ago
Like a little key chain hanging there.
3 years ago
I'd take all his commissary money and blow it on pop tarts and look aid mix.
3 years ago
And grape jelly
3 years ago
And shoe polish....your shoes should look good when your bitch is tossing your salad.
3 years ago
also shoe polish is a good way to color a fake gun carved from soap blocks
3 years ago
Good idea, everything should be multipurpose in the big house.For example not only would my bitch toss my salad and give me her money but I would also have her make my bed and wash my socks and underwear.
3 years ago
bookmark this aka, might be useful soon
3 years ago
Wouldn't work faggie, you don't have the faintest clue how to make a bitch happy.


Also, is your fantasy to have me toss your salad?


3 years ago
* Sprinkles shudders in disgust *
3 years ago
You're a kinky chick, fagwad
3 years ago
Take a joke and moooooove on
3 years ago
LL .... what is the deal with Urkelbot he get banned for being a dick or just leave on his own ?
3 years ago
Something about logging into a banned account, but he didn't do that so.. I don't know for sure
3 years ago
Ok.... thanks
3 years ago
She forgot to leave a tip.
3 years ago
He gave her one so it alll works out
3 years ago
"yeah..somebody ordered a medium sized pepperoni?"
3 years ago
*order
3 years ago
^doesn't order but raids the bins outside
3 years ago
The nearest ive been to this is when a young lady answered the door in a dressing and had quite ckearly only just got out of the shower
3 years ago
A dressing what? A dressing gown?
3 years ago
I believe youd call it a robe
3 years ago
A bath robe.
3 years ago
Thats it
3 years ago
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