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by Jenbirdy

submitted October 3rd 2014

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I thought they were two porterhouse steaks at first.
3 years ago
*rare
3 years ago
Though would be some pretty shitty steaks
3 years ago
they can be what ever you want ;)
3 years ago
Jenny, I know your emotions are like a raw nerve because you are pregnant but you have to stop screaming at people in public..
3 years ago
Bitches be cray cray.
3 years ago
And dirtay
3 years ago
And on the 3rd day, the meat God created NY Strip steaks...and there was much rejoicing.
3 years ago
I thought they were bunny ears
3 years ago
Did you hear the bunny scream?..
3 years ago
I didn't know insanity was a sin?
3 years ago
You're going to hell you senile old twat
3 years ago
your one to speak,..
* Akameldon throws coffin nails at fries.. *
3 years ago
Insanity or eccentricity is a righteous gift of the elderly and sooner or later we will all enjoy or deny it. fries, you are the same age I am.. Don't pick on what you will become..
3 years ago
You pissed me off fries, Squidley is a Vietnam Vet, which means he had the unfortunate ability to have to see and deal with more atrocities than you or I could ever imagine, so who the fuck are you to piss on him..
3 years ago
How exactly did he 'see and deal' with them?
3 years ago
I think squidley knows exactly what he's up to with the reposts and stupid comments, he's probably sitting back laughing his bollocks off at all of us getting mad, and if he's not joking it's time to start occupying his time with something different, like eating dinner at noon or walking the dog.you know shit old people do Not sitting in on a twisted site like Ms. I would have thought he'd seen enough fucked up shit in his real life to last until his dying day?
3 years ago
@corrupt. I was kidding but for the record I'm a card carrying atheist.
3 years ago
KURUPT I do regret the reposts which is why I am subbing much less lately.
3 years ago
I deal with Vietnam memories by advising young soldiers going through the same shit I did.
3 years ago
Was that really a picture of your bare arse the other day? That was fucked up, but at least it wasn't a repost i suppose.
3 years ago
Did you suffer from shell shock or anything when you got back Squid, i know a lot of people couldn't hack it when they got back or they became junkies over there trying to deal with what was going on.
3 years ago
2000yd stare.. And,.. Your an asshole..
3 years ago
KURUPT I didn't have any severe psychological problems after I got out of combat. I did have a friend who died in a hospital while I was visiting him. He said a few seconds before he died, "I got my million dollar wound John". Then he died. I had nightmares about that for years. He was a cool black dud from Motown.
3 years ago
At least he died in a hospital bed with a friend there, he could have died in the jungle shot to bits with bullets whizzing past. What was the most fucked up thing you had to do or saw over there?
3 years ago
KURUPT I got into a knife fight with a GUY. He was a small man but his stabbed me three times before I turned the tables on him. He almost collapsed one of my lungs and had his knife been in me a bit deeer I would be boring you muchoers here. I killed the little fucker with his own knife. Nobody could figure out why he did it. He was not dressed in a uniform and no one knew anything about him. My hand was sliced to the bone and like I said he almost nailed me.
3 years ago
Fucking hell, now thats a proper story. Did you feel any reget when you recovered? I suppose the cunt gave you no choice, if it was kill or be killed. What was the worst thing you saw, maybe not involving yourself?
3 years ago
I suppose the "I killed the little fucker" part says it all
3 years ago
My hat is off to you squidley..
3 years ago
That was more like the story we were looking for earlier, right aka. Instead we got some stupid story about a dead Nazi granddad.
3 years ago
Don't be cruel KURUPT, I have respect for anyone who has, or has to have been in a combat situation..
3 years ago
Think of it this way KURUPT, If the Birds Grandfather didn't survive then we wouldn't have any fun giving him shit now..
3 years ago
That's true, but he went A.W.O.L almost straight and then went for a nice cycle across Germany. It sounds like a Disney story, not a war story.
3 years ago
You still awake Aka? What time is it over there?
3 years ago
If squidley had died in conbat then we wouldnt have to put up with his reposting shenanigans..
3 years ago
Combat
3 years ago
Fries are you literally on mucho from the moment you get up until the moment you go to bed? Do you ever go anywhere, to the pub, or out socializing with people?Or are the only people you talk to online?
3 years ago
My life deosnt revolve around mucho
3 years ago
I just happen to have woken up early this morning
3 years ago
I'm just asking, every time i log on your here, and you must be only up now and your straight onto it.
3 years ago
To be honest i am still in bed...
3 years ago
ABC Always Be Mucho
3 years ago
Wouldn't that be ABM
3 years ago
Your mom's a bm. You just got S-E-R-V-E-D
3 years ago
You still doing this served bullshit, it's dragged out already.
3 years ago
Ok
3 years ago
I think it's out of my system now.
3 years ago
Those fools did get seriously served tho
3 years ago
Rollo couldnt even serve dinner
3 years ago
I have waited tables 11 years ofy working lige dammit. I can serve tables just fine!
3 years ago
And dinner too
3 years ago
Qkw
3 years ago
*Kqw
3 years ago
*of my life
3 years ago
Rollo bruiser.
3 years ago
twat?
3 years ago
What did you say? I have an ear infection.
3 years ago
Says the guy that answers his own comments with gibberish.
3 years ago
Are you lonely?
3 years ago
You know, ever since rollogate I've been kinda lonely. I don't think it's wrong to admit that. Heck, I don't think it's wrong for any of us to admit that.
3 years ago
We've still got each other. That's all that really matters.
3 years ago
We're all fuck up wanderers in some sorta way. Just cruisin' the net, lookin' for somthin' cool to dork out on. No big deal.
3 years ago
Cruzin thru space tryin to avoid negative asteroids an' stuff.
3 years ago
Cruzin thru spc n stff
3 years ago
n stff
3 years ago
cul
3 years ago
stf
3 years ago
n stf
3 years ago
Crzn thru spc
3 years ago
What the fuck?
3 years ago
Yes
3 years ago
If i ever meet rollo im gonna kick his retarded fat ass
3 years ago
Or fat retarded ass
3 years ago
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=88HJnar9e8w
3 years ago
Hmmphmmm... I should have stayed passed out..
3 years ago
I'm eatin breakfast.
3 years ago
Whatcha eating Mako?..
3 years ago
Applewood smoked bacon, my world-famous scrambled eggs, sourdough toast, and a glass of milk.
3 years ago
* Akameldon vomits at the thought of milk.. *
3 years ago
It'll cure your hangover, I'll tell ya that.
3 years ago
Can't remember the last time I had a hangover, I just get crud in my eyes and a bad taste in my mouth..
3 years ago
You're too far gone buddy

Too

Far

Gone
3 years ago
Hey Bird, smell my finger.
3 years ago
Don't forget to get some pictures Bird, and btw, the chimneys were actually installed by the Russians at the end of the war to make it look like a gas chamber, it was really a bomb shelter..
3 years ago
* Mako throws hand grenades and gasoline into the chimney's like in The Dirty Dozen. *
3 years ago
Back then, you get Lee Marvin, John Cassavetes, and Telly Savalas and a couple of cases of whiskey, and you got yourself a weekend. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZtDh0d-1IH4
3 years ago
Did you know, in that scene Jim Brown was actually setting those charges? it was a one shot deal and they relied on his speed as an athelite to do the scene.
3 years ago
Yup, and we all know where he played college basketball and lacrosse.
3 years ago
Hey Mako, what does your new avy mean?
3 years ago
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Syracuse_University
3 years ago
Suos cultores scientia coronat!
3 years ago
Nunquam non paratus..
3 years ago
Always be prepared.
3 years ago
No, "Never unprepared".. Clan Motto..
3 years ago
Actually, it's 'always not unprepared'
3 years ago
I dunno, family history translates it like this.. http://www.scotlandinoils.com/clan/Clan-Johnstone.html
3 years ago
I was jusr=t reading your comment above Mako, how the fuck could you dring milk as a hangover cure? It curdles in your stomach with the alcohol and when you puke it up it's sour fucking horrible. The best cure is a bottle of coke, a breakfast roll and 1 or 2 pints and your brand new again.
3 years ago
He's right Mako, ham and cheese sandwiches and tomato juice work good for me.. + a couple more pints..
3 years ago
I go for a large breakfast roll with 2 sausages 2 rashers (bacon) 2 pudding and 2 fried eggs. It just hits the spot perfect, and all depending on how shook you are 1,2 or 3 pints and your A1 again.
3 years ago
Nothing like a good breakfast after a long night of getting plowed..
3 years ago
30!!
* Akameldon dives into a pile of beercans.. *
3 years ago
Getting plowed means something else here...
3 years ago
You drinkin again Aka? A hair of the dog and before you know it your on the piss for the day.
3 years ago
I never stopped KURUPT, I just passed out for a few minutes, I'll keep going til my body tells my brain to go fuck itself..
3 years ago
I had a feeling that you crashed out for a while earlier . I didn't even bother trying to sleep, just sat around scratching like a fucking madman.
3 years ago
32! Ahhahaha..
* Akameldon feels like the Count on sesame street *
3 years ago
What's 32? As in 32 cans you have gone through?
3 years ago
You need a big velcro sheet to wrap yourself in KURUPT..
3 years ago
32 cans and counting... Ahahahaha..
3 years ago
That sounds like a little slice of heaven.
3 years ago
is it the pills, or do you have fleas?
3 years ago
* Akameldon envisions KURUPT ripe with fleas in an old stinky blanket.. *
3 years ago
It's the morphine in the pills makes you itch like crazy, i'd like to dive head first into a giant ball of steel wool.
3 years ago
Negative, no stinky blanket. It's alcos that let themselves go that way, not washing themselves and shit. But i'm sure you know all about it.
3 years ago
Ever set steel wool on fire? shit burns pretty good..
3 years ago
Bullshit KURUPT, I cleanse myself daily, although my beard does itch every now and again..
3 years ago
I haven't shaved since May..
3 years ago
Some people when they are hitting the bottle hard totally neglect themselves and their home. There is no excuse for that i say.
3 years ago
There is no excuse for being gross, I don't care how drunk you are, I just let my beard grow in and my hair grow out after I got arrested..
3 years ago
Looks better going to court with a bit of hair anyway, rather than going in with a skinhead. It looks more respectable.
3 years ago
Yeah, that and the fact that they spattered my face in the newspaper and on the local evening news so I decided to go incognito..
3 years ago
Are you serious Aka, it made the evening news?
3 years ago
Yeah, WWLP Chan 22 news from Springfield was filming me in the courtroom when I went to get my bail set. They picked up on the story because of my prior gun charges and are now trying to portray me as a Fanatical "Domestic terrorist"..
3 years ago
Fucking hell. It sound like they really want to make an example of you. Not to freak you out any further. I have to go out for a while, i'll catch you later.
3 years ago
Later KURUPT..
3 years ago
Fucking criminal
3 years ago
How about posting that footage
3 years ago
I could do with a chuckle today
3 years ago
AGH! BIRDY! YOUR SUBMISSION COUNT! =O
3 years ago
Shit! I forgot this one was the 666th.... I meant to upload a different one :/
3 years ago
I think it's pretty appropriate....
3 years ago
Aww, I reminded you, too! Well, now you can actually repent and upload the one you meant to.
3 years ago
And regarding your avvy....why can't girls wink?
3 years ago
Their brown eyes do...
3 years ago
We can't be good at everything
3 years ago
Apparently you seem to be good at insemination..
3 years ago
Sorry Jen, guess it sounded funnier in my head..
3 years ago
no, it sounded funny out here too
3 years ago
Who is that in Ezophagothomia's avy? Punky?
3 years ago
Yeah that's Punky getting his head pulled off, if only that would happen in real life.
3 years ago
I wonder if those maxi pads are hers?
3 years ago
Her Mom contributed..
3 years ago
Whats the beer count now Aka? Are you going on the lash for the day?
3 years ago
16, and I just got back from the paki with another 12, the Bogart Movie the African Queen is on TCM, gonna cook some Brats and get hammered..
3 years ago
Good movie.
3 years ago
It's on right now Mako..
3 years ago
No fucking way, you drank 16 beers since you got up and now got another 12, 28 beers a day keeps the doctor away. I suppose i can't say much, iv'e dropped 18 tablets and am slightly hallucinating and itchy as a mother fucker.
3 years ago
28 is easy, I'm just drinking the little 12oz fuckers, not pints..
3 years ago
Whats 12oz in ml?
3 years ago
I dunno KURUPT, all I know is that they go down quick..
3 years ago
I am a little mad that my dealer didn't call me back though, I was hoping for a fat bag tonight, I don't drink as much when I'm stoned..
3 years ago
4th bong hit, and just opened a bottle of Smithwick's.
3 years ago
I have to rely on roaches tonight..
3 years ago
Been there. It's better than nothing.
3 years ago
Smithwicks a good Irish Ale. After some complicated maths, i figured out 12oz is 354ml x 28 9936 ml and is the equivalent of drinking just over 20 500ml pint cans.
3 years ago
Why Can't you just say I'm getting Hammered KURUPT? I am in no condition to do math at this point.. and Mako you are right, it's much better than having to clean my bowl..
3 years ago
Don't mind me Aka, i'm just thinking about drink myself now. It ain't easy when you get the urge to get pissed, luckily enough i have plenty of tablets, and on that note i must drop another 4 of them.
3 years ago
Two brownies an hour ago and I'm loading up my vaporizer...
3 years ago
I couldn't drink that much beer if my life depended on it.
3 years ago
What are you eating for Pills KURUPT?
3 years ago
50mg tramadols.
3 years ago
I feel bad for ya; that's not even a narcotic.
3 years ago
Don't feel bad for me Mako, they are super strong, i'm out of it. They are like speed mixed with coke and slightly hallucinogenic when you take enough of them. After major surgery in hospital the only give you 2 every 8 hours. Iv'e taken 18 in 10 hours.
3 years ago
* Akameldon wishes he had a few Klonopin's right now.. *
3 years ago
Or an Oxy to snort, that would do the trick..
3 years ago
Yeah oxys are good as well zimmos or diazepam. Did you every try tamadols yourself?
3 years ago
No, I have limited experience with pills, My ex got some oxy's from a friend when she broke her ankle, fucked us both up but we kinda agreed it wasn't that fun because neither of us even felt like fucking. After she left me my new neighbor took pity on me and gave me some Klonopin to calm me down, worked wonders but, don't eat them when you're drunk unless you want to get told the next day of all the silly shit you did the night before..
3 years ago
You could fuck on these alright, but you could be banging for an hour and still not cum which is frustrating. They make you super alert, but also make you itchy because of the morphine in them, and when you drink with them it makes them even stronger. I could send you on a few .
3 years ago
Almost sounds like Adderall..
3 years ago
Never heard of Adderall. I often hear people talking about vicodin on American shows, like Steve Wilkos, what are they like?
3 years ago
Vicodin is a painkiller like oxy's but not nearly as strong, Adderall is (I think) prescribed to children or adults with ADHD (or ADHHDHDHHAADHAAD...Whatever..) to "calm and regulate them". Alot of people call it "poor mans coke" because the shit will keep you up for days..
3 years ago
O.k i get you, if you took a lot of these tablets as well you could be up for 3-4 days,you don't even feel the time passing by
3 years ago
I have to say, I don't need pills for that, the last 3 months have been a constant blur for me..
3 years ago
Do you not get sick of drinking at times? I could go on a binge for a week or 2 and then not touch for a drop for over a month, that is supposed to much worse for you than drinking every day, but fuck it.
3 years ago
I do the same thing. I drink craft beer which is way stronger than your basic Budweiser type beers. I only drink on Friday these days but I leave pretty drunk on that one day.
3 years ago
It's not really the drinking KURUPT, It's my hatered of my current situation that has my head in such a stir. Squid have you ever tried Dogfish ale? it's made in 6% 9% and 12%. a 6 of the 9% screws me up pretty good..
3 years ago
lol all these hardcore drug stories, and Squidley....drinking some beer on fridays.
3 years ago
I suppose i would be drinking myself if i was in your situation. But would you not think it would be a better idea to start hitting the gym instead, so at least when your getting locked up that your built, stop cunts fucking with you.
3 years ago
* Barret snickers at "fucking" *
3 years ago
KURUPT, Prison isn't like the movies or "reality shows" at least not here.. it's pretty mundane and uneventful..
3 years ago
American previsions always look mental when they show them on t.v. The prisons over here are overcrowded with 4 to a 2 man cell. Plenty of slashing and attacks go on every week in most of them.
3 years ago
^American Prisons not provisions, i don't know where that came out of?
3 years ago
Take another pill KURUPT..
* Akameldon eats Bratworst and watches Bogart Tank movie.. *
3 years ago
No i'm done with them for tonight, i'm itchy all over my body that means iv'e taken too much already, i'm still out of it.
3 years ago
* Akameldon hands KURUPT a wire brush and say's "Go crazy".. *
3 years ago
I would fucking use it too, you scratch one part of your body and instantly it spreads to another part. That's the only downside.
3 years ago
Hehehe, enjoy trying to sleep tonight..
3 years ago
i think i have squids pretty much figured out btw
3 years ago
...it involves monkeys
3 years ago
Hey, what happens in the jungle, stays in the jungle
3 years ago
incoming squid vid
3 years ago
Squid and Monkeys?.. I'm listening..
3 years ago
meh - might still be a while
3 years ago
FIVE MINUTES TIL POST TIME!
3 years ago
^^^^^There is no point in going to bed at this stage. It's 5 in the morning and it will be getting bright soon, plus i'm itchy as fuck so i know for a fact that i won't sleep.
3 years ago
(noobs wont get that)
3 years ago
22!!..
3 years ago
I don't get it.
* Sinaitis looks at wrist where watch should be. *
3 years ago
5 and 22!! ..
* Akameldon breaks stuff and yells at Ireland... *
3 years ago
I have no idea what that means? But i'm screaming back in the direction of America anyway.
3 years ago
* Akameldon throws beercans at KURUPT and yells POTATOES!!.. *
3 years ago
Kurupt throws an empty bottle of whiskey at Aka and screams Haggis.
3 years ago
Get a room in Greenland, you two.
3 years ago
Mind your own business and get back to looking at cats balls.
3 years ago
ORANGE RULES MOTHERFUCKER!!
3 years ago
Kurupt: I'm going to eat your corned beef.

All of it.
3 years ago
The corned beef is all gone, but you can eat shit.
3 years ago
See Aka a comment like that would piss me right off if i was drinking, but it's water of a ducks back. You shit stirring lush.
3 years ago
Kurupt, give me yo cohnbruhd.
3 years ago
I ain't giving you no mother fuckin cohnbruhh. I wish this spoon was sharp, i'd stab this nigga right now.
3 years ago
Go to work KURUPT.. Shank the Fucker..
3 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oo1d2E162ZM
3 years ago
Sweet crossstaff.
3 years ago
three bloody messes in one photo....wow
3 years ago
Great post! Keep it going!
3 years ago
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