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This is how I picture Aka in court

Good luck in court today, buddy,.

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by tinski

submitted September 29th 2014

137 comments
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This is how I picture Aka in court
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Aka got locked up?
3 years ago
He went to court today
3 years ago
Ill be in his neck of the country on Wednesday.
3 years ago
*conjugal visit trailer
3 years ago
Your going to be in Ma on wed Captain?..
3 years ago
Yes, I have a stop in Bridgeport Wednesday during the day and Waltham that night.
3 years ago
Ps, I hope a report wizard becomes self aware and kills you, cat.
3 years ago
If you get bored when your in Waltham drive about 60 miles west and I'll buy you a beer..
3 years ago
I heard you tried to kill yourself at O'Hare cuz you missed a connection
3 years ago
Haha, no car Aka.
3 years ago
Ohare is no problem....being stuck there is....I took a video of the toilet for you guys.
3 years ago
My problem too, otherwise I would drive down to Waltham to meet you.
3 years ago
This is how I picture aka in prison, after his conviction:

http://i.imgur.com/qnFfRpj.jpg
3 years ago
Is that from Arrested Developement?
3 years ago
It's from Let's go to prison...
3 years ago
There is a negative stigma believed to be true by people. Every pit I've ever met or encountered was a sweetheart.
3 years ago
In other words Aka is a fucked puppy.
3 years ago
never trust a pit, you dumbass.
3 years ago
It's tweakers I don't trust...
3 years ago
it's not as simple as stigma and myth. A pitbull is selectively bred to fuck shit up. Living things are unpredictable
3 years ago
Haha..


Fuck him
3 years ago
The jury should have been made aware of his dodgy arms dealings
3 years ago
You are just pissed because you are not a felon and still can't own a firearm.
3 years ago
Its not big and its not clever
3 years ago
I detect a lack of sincerity in your description
3 years ago
Thanks tinski, court did not go quite as I planned today though..
3 years ago
You killed a bailiff?
3 years ago
LOL, no, my lawyer went in for emergency surgery this morning so the pre-trial date got pushed back til the middle of October..
3 years ago
I'd say that's a mistrial.
3 years ago
Are you a...Pats fan, aka?
3 years ago
I was in the elevator heading up to the courtroom and there was a very attractive brunette in the elevator with me so I started chatting with her, very nice person, as it turns out she is another DA that they brought in to work against me, she didn't know who I was at the time but when we were in the courtroom she kind of gave me that " oh shit I was talking to you?" look..
3 years ago
I'm not really into football, I'm more of a Sox/ Bruins fan..
3 years ago
As your acting attorney, I must advise you to immediately take on the personality of Max Cady
3 years ago
oh..then...HOW BOUT dem Nats?
3 years ago
Nats?... you lost me..
3 years ago
I'm ok with the Sox. Bruins? Not so much.
3 years ago
Washington Nationals.
3 years ago
Bruins were much more fun to watch back in the 70's when it was basicly a riot on ice..
3 years ago
no helmets lol
3 years ago
You still got the two biggest goons on ice
3 years ago
Ever see the Paul Newman movie Slapshot? Hockey at it's best..
3 years ago
Are you kidding? I watch it every year on opening night
3 years ago
OLD TIME HOCKEY!!
3 years ago
They brought their fucking toys!
3 years ago
Well, at least their not playing with themselves..
3 years ago
if only you looked more like george clooney, that elevator ride couldve led to love, sex, an acquittal, and a pretty decent chick-flick
3 years ago
Great poss, my story on lifetime..
3 years ago
Unfortunately you look more like Rosemary Clooney.
3 years ago
More like Rosemary's baby..
3 years ago
Nobody puts baby in the corner cell.
3 years ago
So poss...aka is checking in to the GrayBar. Any tips for the new fish?
3 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VHMi-j7W2gM
3 years ago
awesome
3 years ago
I guess the Hansons are still around, I read something about them last year pertaining to Hockey, I guess they really were Hockey players..
3 years ago
And the scenes on the ice were filmed at the Onondaga County War Memorial...in Syracuse NY.
3 years ago
Now, in the move, where were the Charlestown Chiefs supposed to be from? I always thought PA..
3 years ago
...Movie..
3 years ago
They never did say, probably because the Chiefs were a fictitious team. Weird though, that Syracuse had had the Syracuse Chiefs baseball team for 50 plus years, and that the Chiefs rival in the movie were the Syracuse Bulldogs. At the time, Syracuse's AHL team was the Blazers, I think.
3 years ago
Interesting, the scenery in the movie looked like a typical town in sw PA to me, kind of like the movie the Deer Hunter..
3 years ago
West Virginia.
3 years ago
Every small town in the northeast looks exactly the same, dude. The license plates are just different.
3 years ago
West (by god) Virgina
3 years ago
Glad you are still with us AKA
3 years ago
meh - more like North Hillbilly
3 years ago
We call that area Pennsyltucky, Poss.
3 years ago
*eastern iowa
3 years ago
Thanks Dug, I'm trying to drag this out as long as possible..
3 years ago
Too far west.
3 years ago
Don't blame you there.... maybe someone will fuck up and have to throw the case out.
3 years ago
honestly -that little patch of the US (southern indiana and illinois, rural ohio and PA, most of VA and all of WVA)...it really is the heart of USARedneckLand isnt it?
3 years ago
no offense to natives
3 years ago
you forgot Eastern Kentucky as well
3 years ago
Hell possum no offense taken.... we are proud of it
3 years ago
please dont link the underpants thingy
3 years ago
Pennsylvania: The place where every New Yorker goes to get fireworks, ninja swords, stun guns and all the other ridiculous shit that's banned here
3 years ago
Now that you mention it, I would like another switchblade..
3 years ago
And tax free cigs, too. You can get those on any Indian reservation here, though.
3 years ago
whenever rollo comments, i see greasy waffle-fry crumbs and hear tr-angels ringing bells
whenever dug comments, i see Granny waving and Jed sayin "you all come back now, y'hear?
3 years ago
And what pray tell do you see when I comment sir?..
3 years ago
THIS HAS BEEN A FILMWAYS PRODUCTION
3 years ago
yoda
3 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i1UpOZLsGOs
3 years ago
face it aka - you are yoda without the funny ears
3 years ago
I'm in a hotel in mid-town Manhattan and the TV blaring in the room next to me is quieter than you clowns.
3 years ago
hey jim?
3 years ago
Yes?
3 years ago
3 years ago
shut up
3 years ago
dammit yoda
3 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T32IUjicbGA
3 years ago
Candyass, stop being a douche. It's not becoming.
3 years ago
i keep trying, but they keep interposting
3 years ago
jim?
3 years ago
what are you wearing?
3 years ago
is it me?
3 years ago
Is that you, John Wayne? Is this me?
3 years ago
Sorry Poss, is this better?.. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E5gwc4UizUc
3 years ago
i am trying to wear as many hats as possibre tonight, and it it wears me out...

it wears me out

if i could beeeeee what you wanted
3 years ago
I wear a ski mask when I sleep..
3 years ago
*Depends
3 years ago
Having those night time "accidents" Mako?
3 years ago
I was insinuating that you wear adult diapers when you do in fact decide to sleep, Aka.
http://muchosucko.com/122640/You-missed-the-fucking-joke-idiot-for-future-use
3 years ago
Crickey
3 years ago
Sorry I assumed you were talking about yourself Mako,and as far as sleeping goes I got a good solid 8+ last night so I'm good for a bit..
3 years ago
Yeah, you should be good for a couple of days.
3 years ago
Yeah, at least until she^^^^^ yells at me and tells me to go to bed like she did the other night..
3 years ago
Yeah, you're at level 9 whippage now. And what makes it worse is that it's trans-atlantic pussy.
3 years ago
That sloth looks more like "Good...you're here. We can begin now."
3 years ago
Hmmmphh,.. didn't mean it like that..
3 years ago
Does anyone else find it odd that spilled bong water and the inside of a McDonald's restaurant smell exactly the same?
3 years ago
Kind of like the way the food smells the same as it enters and exits the body?..
3 years ago
I have an ex gf that thinks it's odd that my farts smell like what I ate twenty minutes ago. Wtf did she expect them to smell like??
3 years ago
I had a bong made out of one of those glass milk bottles we used to get in kindergarten filled with ricewine that my friends dubbed "The vegtable maker" it got to a point where it was like trying to suck smoke out of pudding..
3 years ago
A rice wine bong made out a glass milk bottle. If that doesn't scream "nigger rigged, " I don't know what does. Necessity is the mother of invention, though. Where there's a will, there's a way to get high.
3 years ago
I had a friend that used to put Jack Daniels in his bong, occasionally. Seems like a waste of good Tennessee sour mash to me.
3 years ago
Back in high school I always made my own bongs and pipes but this one I had for years, It got so gooey I ended up pouring it out onto some tin foil and then slow cooked in the oven until the shit was like a bong fruit roll up, tasted like shit but wow did it get you stoned..
3 years ago
You basically made hash. I like smoking it in the winter.
3 years ago
Yeah, Resin Hash as we used to call it or pipe hash, it always tastes like shit,it's a messy pain in the ass to smoke but always gets you wasted..
3 years ago
I love the finger hash you can get when you harvest. Just rub your hands together and it forms.
3 years ago
And the stuff you scrape off the scissors after manicuring, fresh is the best,.. Lung busting goodness..
3 years ago
Wtf this goon ^ is still a free man ?
3 years ago
* fries-please sends petition to his local congressman *
3 years ago
mako, that process is how you make "glass or shatter"
3 years ago
This kinda looks like this.. http://images.search.yahoo.com/images/view;_ylt=AwrB8qBtOSpUV1YAXhuJzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTIzam9tamFnBHNlYwNzcgRzbGsDaW1nBG9pZAM2ZmNiYWY5YTg4YmRmYmI4OWVhMjgyYmQ5YjVlZjNkOQRncG9zAzczBGl0A2Jpbmc-?back=http%3A%2F%2Fimages.search.yahoo.com%2Fyhs%2Fsearch%3F_adv_prop%3Dimage%26va%3Dbreaking%2Bbad%26fr%3Dyhs-ironsource-fullyhosted_003%26hsimp%3Dyhs-fullyhosted_003%26hspart%3Dironsource%26tab%3Dorganic%26ri%3D73&w=1047&h=1382&imgurl=marool.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2Fbreaking-bad-heisenberg-marool1.jpg&rurl=http%3A%2F%2Fmarool.com%2Fbreaking-bad-heisenberg%2F&size=614.3KB&name=tags+%3Cb%3Ebreaking+bad%3C%2Fb%3E+%3Cb%3Ebreaking+bad%3C%2Fb%3E+heisenberg+bryan+cranston+famous+...&p=breaking+bad&oid=6fcbaf9a88bdfbb89ea282bd9b5ef3d9&fr2=&fr=yhs-ironsource-fullyhosted_003&tt=tags+%3Cb%3Ebreaking+bad%3C%2Fb%3E+%3Cb%3Ebreaking+bad%3C%2Fb%3E+heisenberg+bryan+cranston+famous+...&b=0&ni=288&no=73&ts=&tab=organic&sigr=11aqqmks1&sigb=159u3evj3&sigi=121ig8uor&sigt=12hh53ibi&sign=12hh53ibi&.crumb=YH1QY9w2mBE&fr=yhs-ironsource-fullyhosted_003&hsimp=yhs-fullyhosted_003&hspart=ironsource
3 years ago
Whoops,..
3 years ago
I meant this..
3 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/7odWd1Y.jpg
3 years ago
I thought so too.
3 years ago
Yikes, it's like looking in a mirror,.. only I'm prettier..
3 years ago
you have more hair in that pic.
3 years ago
Fake... nobody looks better in the mirror
3 years ago
Unless you mean one of those crazy fairground mirrors
3 years ago
i bet you look like rollo in one of those mirrors.
3 years ago
Fat and ugly
3 years ago
you already know.
3 years ago
Nah, it don't look like me, I got a hedgerow on my face and I need a haircut..
3 years ago
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