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Lobos gets ready for a hot date

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by Jenbirdy

submitted September 28th 2014

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Lobos gets ready for a hot date
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I like to feel smooth
3 years ago
Please LL,... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uJOn-hI2F9c
3 years ago
Fake- evidence of breasts
3 years ago
Your face has evidence of breasts, tubbo
3 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/LmmHxF3.jpg
3 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfVsfOSbJY0
3 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cM7QTsnp9mA
3 years ago
AHTF - like so many other adult swim shows- is really only funny if you're stoned.
3 years ago
uhm, ATHF, but my point stands
3 years ago
Shit, that's anything on Cartoon Network, for that matter.
3 years ago
i can still enjoy the venture bros, but that's it. superjail, oblongs, mission hill, home movies, athf, orel, metalocalypse, xavier and all that other stuff i enjoyed in my stoner days does not hold any appeal these days.
3 years ago
Hmmm, the bird matures..
3 years ago
That's because you got sober and became a miserable douche that hates everything. Has nothing to do with the drugs.
3 years ago
nah, i can still enjoy well-written and funny animation like south park (even though it peaked yrs ago), archer, bob's burgers or venture bros. but stuff that's nothing but non sequiturs, toilet humour and crassness for crassness' sake bores the shit outta me.
3 years ago
*Care Bears
3 years ago
good comedy does not need to rely on the audience being under the influence
3 years ago
Sobriety isn't so bad Mako, it's good to step out of the fog every now and again..
3 years ago
With a machine gun
3 years ago
Archer, Bob's Burger's, and Venture Bros were all shit to begin with. South Park shot it's creative load years ago and became the animate Saturday Night Live. And if you think SNL is funny, you should be shot, in the face.
3 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wXSTe9YMCKo
3 years ago
And sobriety is a crutch for people that can't handle their shit. If you let drugs rule your life, you're just weak.
3 years ago
Vid doesn't work, Bird.
3 years ago
if you don't like Archer you're dead inside....

guess you could not enjoy Arrested Development either.
3 years ago
maybe better that way

"Twist in my sobriety" by Tanita Tikaram
3 years ago
Two of the dumbest shows ever. And you're German, and trying to ME what's funny? You lost before you typed anything.
3 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wbXciBKcfQ8
3 years ago
Vid doesn't work, Aka.
3 years ago
calling AD "dumb" disqualifies you on any further discussion about humor.

and i was just waiting for someone to pull the "U IZ GERMAN" card...
3 years ago
A German commenting about anything comedic is funny in and of itself, because Germans have no sense of humor and never have. Sorry, but it's science.
3 years ago
no, it's racism
3 years ago
And any actor, musician, or comedian that was a heavy drug user and then got sober put out nothing but shit afterwards.
3 years ago
just for kicks, tell me a couple shows that you consider funny.
3 years ago
It's not racism, because it's true.
3 years ago
Vid works fine Mako, and is this better being that it's German.. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMxCi3ljWEg
3 years ago
and that's ignorance
3 years ago
Aka, there is music made after 1978, just to let you know. Stop listening to the bullshit that the radio plays day after day. It will always be the same.
3 years ago
how the fuck is steppenwolf german???
3 years ago
Hey, not my fault Germans only know how to build cars and gas chambers.
3 years ago
STEPPENWOLF WAS FROM L.A., YOU DUMBASS.
3 years ago
only thing german about steppenwolf is that they named themselves after a novel by Hermann Hesse which SPOILER ALERT sucks balls!
3 years ago
Bird, the lead singer jumped the wall and escaped to the US..
3 years ago
Mako,.. NEW MUSIC SUCKS..
3 years ago
Technically, John Kay is Russian. That part of East Prussia is now part of the Russian Kaliningrad Oblast.
3 years ago
they moved to canada 4 years before the wall was even built, momo, and he was only 14 at the time
3 years ago
Ok guys I'm wrong, thank you for the correction..
3 years ago
And news flash, Bird: You're white. I'm white. There is no racism here.
3 years ago
racism is everywhere!!!!
3 years ago
FUCK THE DUTCH AND BURN THEIR CARAVANS!!
3 years ago
I like Caravans, they're diverse vehicles and can carry a lot of stuff.
3 years ago
fact: 95% of all autobahn traffic jams are caused by caravaning dutchies
3 years ago
"he will always be a problem to his poor and puzzled Mother, and he will always be another one of us.."
3 years ago
Nobody cares what happens on the roads in krautland.
3 years ago
the other 5% is dutchies that drive really slow trying to locate their lost camping trailers
3 years ago
I CARE DAMMIT!!
3 years ago
Like I said: nobody.
3 years ago
and concerning "new music sucks": i saw Pharrell Williams tonight and it was utterly amazing! great presence, skilled musicians, awesome dancers, and an astonishing light/ videowall show...
3 years ago
I was a bit harsh on the new music thing, To me there just isn't that much out there that hasn't already been done. Much the same reason why I prefer older movies from the 30's and 40's
3 years ago
SHARK BE BUTTON-CRAYCRAY TONIGHT!!
3 years ago
Eh, there's really nothing new as far as rock music that hasn't been done before. Hip hop might as well be dead. If "nigga" didn't rhyme with "nigga," fags like Drake and Lil Wayne would be broke.
3 years ago
Settle down, Marmeladinger. No one wants to hear your Hitler impression.
3 years ago
Very good point Mako..
3 years ago
lol, you guys are old....

macklemore, ryan lewis, alt-j, arcade fire, vampire weekend, patrick watson... there will always be people that do something new.
3 years ago
or find new ways to recombine the old
3 years ago
It's not about new or old, it's that all those musicians you mentioned suck complete ass. You're the fuckin kraut here, stop trying to tell people what's good. You tried that in the 40's and got your asses handed to you.
3 years ago
or how about you go fuck yourself you prejudiced narrowminded piece of button mashing ignorant shit?
3 years ago
shooting the messenger with every other comment like you went to the "tr school of advanced autism and aspergerity"
3 years ago
See? Such anger from the Germans! Please, Steven, don't hurt anyone! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
3 years ago
push some more buttons
3 years ago
You're both assholes.
3 years ago
Here Stevie, have a happy fun time video to cheer you up:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aiUVQ-pla24
3 years ago
and i'm not even close to angry, i'm just annoyed by your buffoonery.
3 years ago
Ahh, let the butthurt flow, Steven.
3 years ago
yeah, shprockets, how original. your go-to german joke for the last 7 years on here.
3 years ago
link some colonel klink next
3 years ago
Hey, no problem! Whatever makes ya feel at home, Krautboy:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZStaaVuxsgg
3 years ago
i'm usually cool with you shark, but you're squad-lvl annoying tonight.

fuck this.
3 years ago
"I AM ZO ANGREE AT HEEM!"
3 years ago
And hey, you asked me to link Klink. Just trying to help ya out, little buddy.
3 years ago
no, i am not. but you're acting childish and contrarian, i dont get why but it makes talking a waste of time, so

toodles

(claim runoff if that's something you're into)
3 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rwcBaG-S7UA
3 years ago
Nah, I wouldn't that to you. Just think you're getting a bit soft. It's no fun if you're not giving it right back to me. Try not to take it personally, dude. I fuck with everybody, especially if I like them.
3 years ago
And Sgt. Schultz saying "I SEE NAS-ING!" is hilarious, Idc who ya are.
3 years ago
And how did you know I have Asperger's, Steven? Don't think I've ever told you guys that. Oh well.
3 years ago
No point mako you pissed him off. What kind of assburgers have you, double cheese?
3 years ago
Yeah, with bacon.
3 years ago
Nice one, send one onto me and i'll eat it with a peg on my nose.
3 years ago
I don't know, they say it doesn't really exist anymore. The new DSM is way to vague in it's diagnosis now. They just say people "are on the Autism spectrum," whatever that means. By that logic, most people in this world would be on the spectrum.
3 years ago
I've gotten in over my head here, i just butted in to talk about burgers.
3 years ago
Burgers, mental health...we're touching all the topics that are important to us.
3 years ago
True that. They should open up a McDonalds with a MRI machine in it.
3 years ago
Burgers sound pretty good..
3 years ago
Can I get an enema with that?..
3 years ago
I got an 8 piece bucket with mashed taters. Good thing about this is that I can eat the rest for lunch tomorrow.
3 years ago
Drunk are ya?
3 years ago
I haven't been drunk in months.
3 years ago
That was for Aka, you should have known that Mako.
3 years ago
I got egg rolls, bbq spare ribs and beef teriyaki,.. I am going to shit myself in court tomorrow..
3 years ago
Tell me KFC isn't the shit when you're drunk though.
3 years ago
KFC over here is shit, it's like fake processed shit.
3 years ago
No KURUPT, I am taking it easy today, nervous but taking it easy..
3 years ago
Eh, local places always make better chicken here, but just not as fast or for take-out.
3 years ago
Your up in court in the morning. Will they be sentencing you tomorrow as well? Good luck with it.
3 years ago
Nothing like fried chicken and waffles..
3 years ago
Amen.
3 years ago
If you're black
3 years ago
No KURUPT just pre-trial bs, my next court date will hopefully be early next year.
3 years ago
You'd have to boil it if fries were to eat it, Aka.
3 years ago
O.k. You don't want to be banged up for Christmas. Did they take your passport? I'd do a runner if they didn't.
3 years ago
Yeah Mako I forgot, english can't cook for shit..
3 years ago
Sure, fries can say racist shit, and some kraut doesn't get up his ass, but if I do it, oh look out.
3 years ago
Do they allow web cams in the joint? That would make for some funny akapisodes.
3 years ago
They have my Passport KURUPT, otherwise I would not be sitting where I am right now, I would be hiding somewhere in Europe, or New Zealand, Antarctica.. somewhere comfortable and cold..
3 years ago
Hide in fridge.
3 years ago
^the
3 years ago
Claude if I have to go in, I would like some addresses so I can keep you all informed..
3 years ago
Buy a bike, Aka
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kFkxYUxxtD4
3 years ago
Why don't you just move across to a different part of the states. Work cash in hand jobs and lay low?
3 years ago
I really don't want to live like that KURUPT, having to keep an eye behind my back all the time, If I get a short stint I'll do it and be done with it, if I get anything over 5 I might consider taking a powder..
3 years ago
I haven't been on a bike in over 20 years Mako..
3 years ago
Taking a powder? Surely it's not the time to be thinking about taking shit loads of coke, or is it?
3 years ago
Eh, it's like riding a bike, Aka.Problem is, once you start running, you can never stop.
3 years ago
It means running KURUPT..
3 years ago
I never heard the expression before. Over here we call it doing a bunk (fucking off out of here). I'm trying to eat honey nut loops while they are still crunchy.
3 years ago
That's why I don't like the Idea Mako, I don't wanna live like that. besides this is the electronic age, unless your going to hide under a rock for the rest of your life you will eventually be caught..
3 years ago
Move to Canada.
3 years ago
KURUPT, Are you telling a bunch pork-pies and a bag of trout? Because if you are feeling quigly, why not just have a J. Arthur?
3 years ago
Can I stay with you Claude?
3 years ago
..........sure.
3 years ago
That's cockney mako. Diferent country.More like (i'll burst yer bleedin head ya gee bag) over here.
3 years ago
Meh, cock knees, whatever.
* Mako sings OOHHHHHH, the night ye said ma wife was fat, I knocked ya down an shat in ya hat, away with ya know.... *
3 years ago
Better.
3 years ago
Awrite.
3 years ago
Waht's da story with ya mako, ya auld gee bag, ar ya alwrit?
3 years ago
I would like to go to Sweden (nice and cold there) but I think LL would be waiting on the tarmac ready to throw me back on the plane..
3 years ago
Dunno, but look at me motor, I'm minted!
3 years ago
I'd like to make my way through there...Denmark, Amsterdam, Sweden, FInland...heard the quality of life is pretty good.
3 years ago
I'm subbing a video of a motor for you now mako.
3 years ago
Your farts are honkin, by the way
3 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pcnFbCCgTo4
3 years ago
I feel better, I just got a call from my lawyer reassuring me that tomorrow is just run of the mill bs and nothing to worry about and he will be picking me up so we can talk on the way to court and lunch afterwards. He calls me alot to calm me down because he knows I'm a nervous wreck..
3 years ago
Nice one Aka. Do you get free legal aid over there, or are you paying for him?
3 years ago
I am paying through the nose for him KURUPT, that's why I stand a chance of getting out of this, if I had a "court appointed attorney" I might as well save all my money for ramen noodles from the comissary..
3 years ago
Yeah, you are right. I'd rather be broke on the outside, than doing a shit load of time with money in the bank. I'm out of here. Good luck with it.
3 years ago
protip: leave your Uzi at home tomorrow, aka....
3 years ago
Can I wear my uniform? a psychiatric evaluation might help..
3 years ago
Like she gets to go on dates
3 years ago
Speak for yourself fries..
3 years ago
:(
3 years ago
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