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Space Docking

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by jrob2020

submitted September 16th 2014

122 comments
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comments (122)
Sprinkles and tinski making some noise
3 years ago
*Jrob & TD
3 years ago
*fries and his mom
3 years ago
Nope
3 years ago
Do they have a term for mixing sperm together like that
3 years ago
...gay?
3 years ago
Fucking gay?
3 years ago
Gay as hell?
3 years ago
Sprinkle Fries?
3 years ago
Take your pick.
3 years ago
None of those work for me
3 years ago
I know if I was to try this it wouldn't be gay...
3 years ago
Rrrrrrrr unnnnggghhhh nuuhhh rrnnnnnggggg muhhhh nrrgghuh errrrrhhh
3 years ago
uhhh ohhhh uhhhh uhhhgghh mmmm ahhhh
3 years ago
Cut, print..gay.
3 years ago
prudes
3 years ago
how are we going to clear that "users online" list if you keep leaving your browser logged in????
3 years ago
Are we aiming for a target
3 years ago
the target is 0
3 years ago
which would take an hour because of the shadiness of the list.
3 years ago
that's a big secret, though, so don't tell anyone!
3 years ago
Roger that
3 years ago
it does give a whole new level of understanding once one knows how that list is calculated and what it really means...
3 years ago
for example, right now, there are only really 2 active users (you and me) commenting and 1, maybe 2, browsing.
3 years ago
despite the list being 9 users long....
3 years ago
Maybe the 7 that aren't commenting are silent because of the 2 that are commenting.
3 years ago
Don't diss Squad.
3 years ago
Fuck you
3 years ago
Being part of the squad is a diss.
3 years ago
lol. You'll learn.
3 years ago
Why don't you teach me, fatass.
3 years ago
If you are stupid enough to call me fatass, that means that you are not ready.
3 years ago
Fatass.
3 years ago
Waddle off.
3 years ago
let's consider the following...let's say that "squatface" was "hard" at "work" at "his" company and some idiot made a comment that simply belied any real knowledge of the subject...what would squatty do?
3 years ago
He would probably resort to name calling and somehow feel superior in doing so.
3 years ago
yet if i started with the ad hominem attacks (that's latin for name calling) it would be pointless. no one would learn anything and the collective level of ignorance would remain.
3 years ago
the best part of this whole exchange had been (thus far) that, were an explanation to be given (which it won't be at this time by me), it would show that squatey's hypothesis is something of a paradox.
3 years ago
Got me all figured out. Genius'nt
3 years ago
actually, junior, i have the "users online" list partly figured out.

my "figuring out" of you is, in this instant, solely concerned with your hypothesizing through ignorance.
3 years ago
im going to speculate that if tr has any brothers(or sisters),especially older brothers,they beat the piss out him on a semi-weekly basis.
3 years ago
and they refered to him as junior all the while they were delivering haymakers to his big fat melon head.
3 years ago
unfunniest cunt on MS..rolltard a close second
3 years ago
what percentage of today do you think you're going to spend thinking about me?
3 years ago
you already spent 2 minutes just typing out that drivel, plus probably the 10 minutes you spent thinking it up....
3 years ago
too small a percentage to be significant
3 years ago
let's consider what percentage of your day you've already spent in your pursuit of fantasies about me.....
3 years ago
well when one looks up at the recent comments and sees tr horseturds
3 years ago
hahahah..thats rich junior..real rich
3 years ago
poor billy:(
3 years ago
twelve minutes is a fifth of an hour, so you've already spent one part out of 120 from your whole day, plus the subsequent exchange which is is getting you pretty close to one sixtieth of your day.

so, you're thinking that a minute is too small a percentage of an hour to be significant?
3 years ago
so this "users online" list is going to be your material for the next few months then?
3 years ago
how come you never work on being funny?..you use all your energy on solving online user lists and how they are not what they appear?
3 years ago
dont cry for me argentina
3 years ago
The users online list is fluffed up to inflate the value of the company.
3 years ago
it's hardly my material, pal.

if you recall, i only even started looking into it based in part on your comments.

now, as to your perception of humor, it is,to me, quite funny, indeed risible, that you would think that i would spend one iota of a fraction of a second considering what you might or might not find entertaining and adjust anything i would do pursuant to that by even a scintilla.
3 years ago
that claim could definitely be advanced, rollo.
3 years ago
Do the big words come out when Jackie is on the rag?
3 years ago
My comments about online users?

you cant spare one lousy scintilla?
what a jew.

get a job you fat shitty mooch
3 years ago
that's right, bitch, your comment, which was number 2566730.

furthermore, at no point was there ever any speculation on me being able to "spare one lousy scintilla" (not that you even know what that is, since you seem to think it's like a bitcoin or something.
3 years ago
no, squatface, the "big words come out" only when you're a faggot.
3 years ago
so, pretty much, all the time.
3 years ago
way to parse my comment ,chimp
3 years ago
do you mean because i forgot the closing parenthesis, chump?
3 years ago
Why do I get the feeling you hang out with much younger guys, drinking mountain dew, trading magic-the gathering cards?
3 years ago
Ummm, because that is as far as your feeble mind's imagination can go?
3 years ago
let's change guys to girls, mountain dew to beer, trading to playing, magic-the gathering to poker, and that would be somewhat accurate.

how hilarious that he's mentioning magic-the gathering, though...
3 years ago
Rollo trades Pokemon.
3 years ago
he went out of his way to specify "-the gathering"

if lex luthor showed up right now and took 40 keks, i wouldn't even notice after that....

wouldn't want to confuse magic-the gathering with some other type of magic card game...
3 years ago
are you sure you don't mean "pokemon-the gathering"???
3 years ago
"Rollo trades pokemon". This place has really gone down the shitter.
3 years ago
Shouldn't you two be doing you neckcercises?
3 years ago
whoa

neckcercises

wow

that's extreme or something
3 years ago
how hilarious it would be if we had similarly sized necks?

too bad we'll never know, since you're totally full of shit on almost every subject and in most instances, squatter.
3 years ago
It's clear to see who's killing this site with their poison.
3 years ago
thanks mr skeletal
3 years ago
Hateful titless skanks are killing this site. What's that? Oh ok. It seems like there is just one hateful titless slank who is killing this site.
3 years ago
Two fat fucks with no lives and no brains have no say in anything that involves Mucho. Period
3 years ago
So you are still clinging to the notion that your faget pal oster posted my pics. Make that "stupid hateful titless skank".
3 years ago
Nice gf, Rydog
3 years ago
Nah, I backtracked you, that FB is officially yours. Pwnd
3 years ago
...
3 years ago
Elighten me with this "backtracking".
3 years ago
If that was really my fb page, do you think that it would remain wide open like that. You are such a pathetic cunt.
3 years ago
I guess it has run off to do further backtracking.
3 years ago
i may have to go look that rydog guy up in person and let him know how popular he is.
3 years ago
Good idea. He would want to know that he has been backtracked by some titless skank back at Mucho.
3 years ago
obviously, she didn't backtrace that gif on your avatar enough, because there's a whole website dedicated to it.

by that logic, you would own the website and would therefore be some guy whose name i already forgot in massachusetts.
3 years ago
idk why i get a boner watching this since im not gay
3 years ago
maybe it's because you have your phone on vibrate and it's in your pocket and sealbasher is calling so you can go lift some weights and then go to the mall and make fun of the fags in the bookstore, but you're too busy being disgusted by the video so you aren't thinking about your phone vibrating and causing the flow of blood to engorge your member.
3 years ago
nice one willk
3 years ago
lol. Member. You can tell you read a lot of porn mags in your pornster career
3 years ago
that's more from my reading romance novels for the purposes of seduction, but i did read all the new magazines worth reading for years.
3 years ago
why would you admit to that?
3 years ago
admit seducing women?
3 years ago
point goes to tr
3 years ago
where exactly does he admit to that?
3 years ago
all I see are excuses
3 years ago
my reading romance novels for the purposes of seduction

my reading romance novels for the purposes of seduction

my reading romance novels for the purposes of seduction

my reading romance novels for the purposes of seduction

my reading romance novels for the purposes of seduction
3 years ago
md, you have already been served. Move along now.
3 years ago
you don't reading comprehension very well do you?

Reading romance novels for ANY purpose is not equal to successfully seducing women, no matter how desperate you are.
3 years ago
"I took a shit on rollo's mum for the purposes of seducing women."

It doesn't work, but at least I didn't read a romance novel like a faggot, and rollos mum is covered in shit, so plus.
3 years ago
here's an example of how that worked: i'm sitting at the car dealership, waiting for the shuttle, and i perceive a woman surreptitiously observing me over the top of her romance novel.

i said, "excuse me, miss, but is that a trashy romance novel?"

she said something and as a result i perused the book in question, skimming the last page, first page, and a sampling of three other pages at different points in the book. i then proceeded to start discussing the book with her.

it should come as no surprise that, when her husband's truck arrived before the shuttle, she offered me a ride.
3 years ago
Is that when you jizzed in your pants and and called it a success?


Juicy story bro.
3 years ago
still, well played
3 years ago
i suspect i could have gotten a handjob in the truck and "jizzed in my pants" with relative ease, since she seemed receptive to doing more than that, but the success was simply in passing the time while i was waiting for the shuttle.
3 years ago
so that supposedly really happened? She sat there while you read several pages of her romance novel?
3 years ago
it's not like it took me any real time to skim those few pages.
3 years ago
let's take as an example a romance novel i happen to have in my possession right now and see what can be gleaned from that treatment.

a harlequin titled "The Billionaire's Virgin Mistress"

Skimming the last page, it appears that Cade has proposed to Tess and she has said yes, despite her "swearing off marriage years ago"

skimming the first page leads to the discovery that cade is quite wealthy in his own right and the heir to his adoptive grandfather, along with tess who he has never met but is about to.

so pretty much that's the entirety of the story, and the rest is just fantasy fodder for females...kind of what happens when men watch porno.
3 years ago
whoops, cade is the adoptive son of tess' natural grandfather, just so there's that older, experienced man/younger virginal woman dynamic...what with women preferring not to fancy themselves sluts (except for chavs, of course).
3 years ago
A lobotomy would improve your personality
3 years ago
thanks mr skeletal
3 years ago
Shut the fuck up you worthless couch dwelling heap of neck grease.
3 years ago
Late hate
3 years ago
one of the worst threads in all of mucho history
3 years ago
even grunt like bears. classic.
3 years ago
Love the tag "totally hetero"
3 years ago
* possum DVs for willy BS *
3 years ago
and also it's gay
3 years ago
it is gay.

...but is it REALLY gay?
3 years ago
The gay dial can go higher
3 years ago
we all know yours goes to 11
3 years ago
recover password