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Carl Spackler's wet dream

Blue heron catches and eats a gopher

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by Sprinkles

submitted September 15th 2014

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I've seen herons do this at the country club-now I know why they always hang around the golf course. Badass birds.
3 years ago
Great big globs of greasy, grimy, gopher guts...
3 years ago
....mutilated monkey meat and little birdies dirty feet all wrapped up in a all purpose porpoise puss and me without my spoon...
3 years ago
I never knew the 2nd verse, lol
3 years ago
....so give me a scab sandwich with boogers on top monkey vomit camel snot....
3 years ago
that's the version I know/can remember from when I was a youngin
3 years ago
I only remember the few lines that Carl muttered....
3 years ago
This is a hybrid. This is a cross of bluegrass, Kentucky bluegrass, featherbed bent, and northern California sinsemilla. The amazing stuff about this is that you can play 36 holes on it in the afternoon, take it home and just get stoned to the bejeezus-belt at night on this stuff. I've got pounds of this stuff.
3 years ago
Cannonball!
3 years ago
In the words of Jean-Paul Sartre: "Au revoir, go-fair!"
3 years ago
I smell varmint poontang and the only good varmint poontang is dead varmint poontang.
3 years ago
A bird eating a rodent. You people haven't been around nature enough if you think this is worth watching
3 years ago
maybe if somebody could find a vid of a marsupial eating a bird?
3 years ago
It's more the Caddyshack reference than anything else.
3 years ago
like she knows what that is...
3 years ago
Fuck off stinky troll and go outside
3 years ago
"Caddyshack was a semi-classic 80's coke-fueled mess of a movie, recalled lovingly as a masterpiece by 50ish folks cause they dont really remember anything but the three or or four times that bill murray or the dancing gopher made them snork
3 years ago
Fuck you, I'm not 50ish and I love that movie.
3 years ago
i'm not saying it wasnt funny - but when it actually came out most of us 80's hipsters ranked it right up there with "Meatballs" or "1942"..ie -funny if you are high/stoned enough
3 years ago
Or drunk.
3 years ago
most of the folks i hung out with back then didnt drink much - including me...

weird how that all worked out
3 years ago
we mostly did acid, hash, and etc - and took "speed" so that we could stay up and do more acid hash and etc
3 years ago
and then we did boone's farm wine-bongs
3 years ago
That's crazy.
3 years ago
meh - watch Dazed and Confused again, and imagine it taking place in the land of corn and soybeans
3 years ago
can you believe there is a sequel to dazed and confused??
3 years ago
no, i cannot
3 years ago
i discovered it by accident on showtime.

"remember the daze"

basically, it's the same place and school day, but it takes place in the 90's.
3 years ago
that would be disgusting
3 years ago
the lez action was interesting.
3 years ago
rodney dangerfield and ted knight exchanges is what i remember to be snortle-worthy
3 years ago
FUCK YOU TR
3 years ago
i dont know if this is just me, or a common thing that happens to geezers as they age or what...i has a confession:

i no longer get auto boners from watching lesbo stuff...
3 years ago
older gent=less led in the pipe..so to speak
3 years ago
i am hoping its because i hate fake-porn - and that what most lesbo stuff on the net is....but meanwhile, i'm still thinking
3 years ago
better put that to the test
3 years ago
you should arrange a live sex show
3 years ago
send oster over, i'll see what happens
3 years ago
or, you could just make a call right now.
3 years ago
a call for a 2 girl sextravaganza, that is.
3 years ago
meh - i already have zekes number - i dont need another bisexual phone friend
3 years ago
brooke is nearby and has a friend.
3 years ago
you could text her right now.
3 years ago
...possum, did zeke offer to ride your mustache?
3 years ago
smerf - nope

tbh i would love to have a recording of that phone call though - it was five minutes of full schizoid I KNOW YOU ARE BUT WHAT AM I ohw sorry but i am really drunk wow you have a funny voice and accent LETS NEVER TALK ON THE PHONE AGAIN OKAY?
3 years ago
in other words - funnier than Caddyshack
3 years ago
maybe you had to be there
3 years ago
And on that note, I have to be elsewhere.
3 years ago
break like the wind
3 years ago
*turbo and ozone.
3 years ago
RIP Vincent Van Gopher.
3 years ago
Awesome!
3 years ago
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