points: -25

my soon to be xwife

My gift to you faggots... spank away

stupid

by elchris

submitted September 9th 2014

140 comments
what do you think? let everyone know!
my soon to be xwife
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comments (140)
nice nips.
3 years ago
This would be more believable if you could even get married faggot
3 years ago
pumpkin, don't be rude...be nice..
3 years ago
Why would i lie about this fries?
3 years ago
Give us a little background story then
3 years ago
Whats there to say. Met her moved in with her married her left her end of story
3 years ago
Yet this sub would imply your bitterness
3 years ago
*fucked her
3 years ago
I'm guessing she broke your heart
3 years ago
Im not bitter really. .. pisses me off a little she refuses to sign the divorce papers though
3 years ago
I'd like to spank her
3 years ago
I'd slap her tits around a bit.. face looks like she'd enjoy that kind of thing
3 years ago
Yeah , I get that when I look at your mum
3 years ago
Of course you do who couldn't resist slapping your man tits around
3 years ago
She looks like she smells like cigarette butts and hot sewage
3 years ago
* spilt-bong stained carpets and moldy casserole dishes
3 years ago
Bong water doesn't always stain but it stinks to high hell, Cat.
3 years ago
thats racist
3 years ago
how so?
3 years ago
I said Bong water, not bongwater, you fuckin sauerkraut nigger.
3 years ago
way to ruin a joke
3 years ago
And you still haven't made a point on how that's racist.
3 years ago
cuz he's black???
3 years ago
How the fuck did I know that? Maybe you should stick to making sauerkraut and dv'ing every fucking sub instead of making jokes.
3 years ago
newb
3 years ago
Oh so now I'm supposed to know the race of every member on the site, oh fucking excuse me. Go wash your liederhosen, kraut boy, it's starting to smell like desperation.
3 years ago
hehe, you just said "song pants"
3 years ago
Hahahaha! I did!
3 years ago
im korean
3 years ago
im a filthy yellow slope
3 years ago
That explains a lot.
3 years ago
somebody needs to go to the Jim
3 years ago
Tomorrow
3 years ago
Tonight, I need to do laundry.
3 years ago
nah..im whiter than potsie
3 years ago
Why is she all sideways?
3 years ago
That shit happened to Dug's chickenhead ms sign and my last sub even though they were right side up. Then if I view this shit on my other phone or a different computer they're right side up. Yaaaakkkkk?!?!?!
3 years ago
phone pics go sideways, but are ok on phones
3 years ago
Finally found Mr. Right?
3 years ago
Yea. My right hand
3 years ago
The wonky tit hooker is your wife?
3 years ago
This is almost as bad as aka' s claim to have slept with a female
3 years ago
Haha. How do you submit a pic here on the replys
3 years ago
link it from imgur
3 years ago
What?
3 years ago
el hebanero con suelas vas zegos a la honlegos
3 years ago
ha pablos no fuela de http://imgur.com/

bueno carne dos upload pic to website

get link de la por favor mechanos making sure that the link has an "i" at the start of the link, pas gracias mucho senior. Like this:
http://i.imgur.com/8auv20s.jpg
3 years ago
Ella es Chilena oh de Argentina?
3 years ago
only faggots speak spanish
3 years ago
Bicho ive told you many times i lived in venezuela
3 years ago
Beaner vs beaner
3 years ago
Smerf, my fat ugly ginger friend. Beaner junkie homeless whatever anything is better than being your shit ugly self
3 years ago
^confirmed for being junkie and homeless.
3 years ago
And youre really fucking stupid too apparently. Like that was some big secret
3 years ago
If that's the though that helps you sleep in your cardboard at night, sure whatever.
3 years ago
Heroin helped me sleep when i lived on the streets
3 years ago
I have a house for myself now. Im not so poor that i have to have a roommate in order to pay the rent. Like you?
3 years ago
You and punky should share a cardboard bo
3 years ago
X
3 years ago
Oh, es venezolana. Las Venezolanas estan buenas.
3 years ago
she could use a few more stupid tattoos..
and a trip through the car wash..sans car
3 years ago
The sign rule is quite simple to follow.
3 years ago
Thick waist. Would not bang.
3 years ago
You sir are a gay
3 years ago
Fries, just vote and shut the fuck up.
3 years ago
Tomasi take a look at yourdelf. Youd fuck anything that walks
3 years ago
she is built a bit like a brick though
3 years ago
I bet she likes Jethro Tull.
3 years ago
How can anyone who likes jethro tull be fuckable
3 years ago
Who the hell is jettro
3 years ago
Only faggots and sailors don't like Jethro Tull.
3 years ago
So... Jones and Jones?
3 years ago
The man started the British agricultural revolution, what's not to like?
3 years ago
Still havnt got a: thanks for submitting your slutty wifes tits. All most of you people do is whine all day
3 years ago
no sign faggot
3 years ago
the reward is from knowing that your wife tits are safely locked away forever on mucho
3 years ago
i upvoted...
buttered toast head
3 years ago
He complains about people whining and proceeds to whine himself.

3 years ago
I'm sure that posting her tits on here is gonna make her sign those diverse papers quicker
3 years ago
Divorce
3 years ago
about 123% of your comments contain errors
3 years ago
Fake no marriage certificate.
3 years ago
So a dumbass (her) fell for a loser piece of shit (you) it didn't quite work out they way you planned so now you put up a tit pic of her because you suck at life?

Got it.
3 years ago
He probably thought it was ok seeing as aka and I posted lady subs recently.
3 years ago
Elkpiss is not capable of thought.
3 years ago
Magawd gotta say i enjoy your hatred towards me for whatever reason. Glad i can upset you this much
3 years ago
He's right tho
3 years ago
At least I included my face in the pic, and with a face like mine I don't need no stinking sign..
3 years ago
commi cunt...i'd fuck her,looks pretty good too
3 years ago
No thanks.
3 years ago
Crazy or not, here she looks like a keeper. The tats look good. Might just be a good pic though.
3 years ago
I know what you mean and ive thought that too. But the possesive jealousness crazynes everyday gets to you. Besides from fucking the same woman all these years
3 years ago
It's a blurry pic of an obscured female in the reflection of a dirty mirror, Mr. Stretchmarks.
3 years ago
Severum youre just making up stupid excuses
3 years ago
Excuses for what? Why this pic is such shit quality, yes.
3 years ago
You can clearly see the slut looks good
3 years ago
I'd piss on her.
3 years ago
She looks very angry. Very angry.
3 years ago
How would you feel if you found out your bf's name was "The Piss"?
3 years ago
Kinda how she looks?
3 years ago
Something about her tells me she likes golden showers.
3 years ago
This would be more believable if you took the pic rather than lifting a selfie from one of many million other websites..
3 years ago
I fell bad for you aka. Paying some chick to have a pic taken with her... thats so sad
3 years ago
UN-SIGNED SELFIE FIGHT!
3 years ago
Ummm,...Wonky tit..
3 years ago
Hey guys!!! Let's all sub old photographs of ourselves!! Aka and chris just started a trend!
3 years ago
i already wore out that market like, three or or four years ago
3 years ago
These photagraphs are about 2 months old
3 years ago
* possum kicks barret *
3 years ago
What the fuck kind of white trash, flip phone camera using pieces of junkie droppings are you? This is 2014 and everyone has at least an 8mp camera. Get with the times.
3 years ago
Ill go right after work and buy an at leadt 8mp camera so i can get with the times.
3 years ago
Fucking retard
3 years ago
i dont have an 8mp camera
i dont have any sort of camera
i dont even know what 8mp means

i am a hipster from the future i guess
3 years ago
Good job. Then come back with some better pics and a sign.
3 years ago
um
3 years ago
I have a pic of me taken by my (ex) wife of my face between her legs, it's a polaroid and I look even more drunk than I did in the last one.. We won't be looking at that..
3 years ago
if its said on mucho..it must be carried out or banhammer time
3 years ago
I hope this makes you happy. http://i.imgur.com/r1WPczJ.png
3 years ago
no happys

nope, not at all
3 years ago
dude - cut it out before i sense the need to polaroid your ass
3 years ago
I'm done,.. I think..
3 years ago
wait...

i might need to rephrase that
3 years ago
You might want to..
3 years ago
* possum scampers *
3 years ago
* Akameldon savors memories and licks his lips.. *
3 years ago
WHAT THE FUCK POSSUM? WHAT DO YOU WANT!?
3 years ago
* Barret writes possum a ticket for 10 stfu's for assaulting an officer *
3 years ago
Aka claims to have had relations with some fit chick yet got married and gets photo of himself between the legs of a fatass....
3 years ago
Thus is life dumbass..
3 years ago
Note how it's my face and not yours, yet again it's not between the legs of an 8 year old boy..
3 years ago
you're really not photogenic are you matey?
3 years ago
Not at all..
3 years ago
It's not in a completely bad way. You just take on the look of a serial killer.
3 years ago
Yes, I have had some candid moments that are well,.. Less than flattering to say the least..
3 years ago
Its a good pic
3 years ago
Waingro
3 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/veidVVQ.jpg
3 years ago
fuck tha barretpolice
3 years ago
also like them with tattoos, the right kind of tattoos that is
2 years ago
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