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#100..

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For my 100th sub I I tried to find something ridiculous and stupid,.. I found this pic of me from feb 1992 Hammered at a strip bar with a girl I dated for a bit. I look like a moron..

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by Akameldon

submitted September 8th 2014

330 comments
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Hammered and happy however. Hot bitch you were dating.
3 years ago
Wonder what she looks like today........
* DangerousDug ponders *
3 years ago
She was fun, total outside girl,. We did alot of hiking and camping. amidst me playing with her boobs..
3 years ago
I hate big boobs, but those.. I miss
3 years ago
man i dont know about that ..thats like saying "i hate steak"
3 years ago
...maybe he's a vegetarian, too.



Ewwwww
3 years ago
Is she a natural blonde? Btw, you're ugly. Was she a prostitute too? You cannot get laid looking like this ever.
3 years ago
If you looked like that in the late 80s your cock would definitely be raw from all the fucking
3 years ago
You two seem intimately involved.

* severum squints at the hover hand *
3 years ago
Good catch...
3 years ago
cant touch hookers, er i mean strippers while they are working.... in most states anyway.
3 years ago
Yes you do ...
3 years ago
How much did you have to pay her ?
3 years ago
#THE BEST
3 years ago
... arroOUUnd! nothing's ever gonna keep ya down!
3 years ago
Just heard that song yesterday
3 years ago
I want that t-shirt, Aka. I'll take it in a XL...so stuff some pillows in it, and stretch it out a bit, PLEASE....thanks.
3 years ago
I really wish I still had that shirt..
3 years ago
I still have all my concert shirts from the '80s and '90s.. just say'n..
3 years ago
You want my Helloween shirt Punky? Pumpkins fly free..
3 years ago
dating her......fuck your not even touching her.
3 years ago
The pic was taken the first night we met.. By breakfast we were an unseperateable lump of muscle and flesh..
3 years ago
Jesus..... I just threw up a little
3 years ago
A little is not enough for lube..
3 years ago
muscle?
3 years ago
Glasses, big hair and a smile?! That must be your lesser evil twin
3 years ago
I wasn't always the Ogre I am now LL..
3 years ago
* Akameldon tells the other one in his brain to shut up.. *
3 years ago
HOVER HAND!
You paid to get this picture taken.
3 years ago
Your right, I paid $5.00 to have this pic taken, but Like I said It was the first night we met..
3 years ago
and the last...
3 years ago
No No No,We had 5 months of fun together..
3 years ago
I'm guessing that means you paid her for 5 months
3 years ago
In a relationship, that's what it amounts to.
3 years ago
hahaha...you right index finger thinks her belt loop is a pussy...hahahaha!!!
3 years ago
*your
3 years ago
"your' Just jeleous because I had funbag boobie time..
3 years ago
She was '4"3 and weighed 112lbs..
3 years ago
*jealous

yep..I'm sooo "jeleous"..

http://i.imgur.com/zf4o38k.jpg
3 years ago
⬆ THOSE.. are real.
3 years ago
An anonymous, topless girl in panties sitting behind a drum kit...

so what?
3 years ago
There seems to be something wrong with your camera, punky.
3 years ago
sew buttons..
3 years ago
Unless she is a smerf
3 years ago
* PunkyBruiser cracks knuckles *
3 years ago
just kidding...


..i got nothin' 8(
3 years ago
That your woman, punky?
3 years ago
That IS Punky, topless
3 years ago
I'm liking the negative nipples..
3 years ago
@Rollo..yes, that's JF. 8) Well, she's kinda NOT my woman, but don't tell her husband. 8P
3 years ago
wait...wut?
3 years ago
Huh??
3 years ago
If she was 4 foot 3 inches tall..... How tall are you AKA 5'4" ?
3 years ago
He's 5' 6"
3 years ago
Ha.... I was damn close.
3 years ago
blimey. 3 inches looks huge in midget scale
3 years ago
That's what she said.
3 years ago
I think he is closer to 5'4" now.... hair is gone
3 years ago
he's getting about 6 inches out of that forehead alone
3 years ago
Whoa, hey... what do you have against guys with big forheads?
3 years ago
*foreheads
3 years ago
nothing as long as it's less than 20% of your total height
3 years ago
is that you, Ray?
3 years ago
You can call me ray, or you can call me Jay..
3 years ago
you look just like a raymond that i used to know
3 years ago
Amazing how the geeks all look the same..
3 years ago
Ted Nugent called. He doesn't want it back.
3 years ago
Wango tango motherfucker..
3 years ago
She gave him crotch itch fever, dun-dun dun, dun-dun-dun, dun, dun, dun-dun...
3 years ago
not before he got her in a stranglehold
3 years ago
You got it all wrong. It was totally consensual..

She consented to give him a handy for twenty bucks and he consented to hand the cash over to her.
3 years ago
The road he cruises is a bitch now, baby...
3 years ago
hahahah twinkie wont play anymore.
3 years ago
Fuck that mong
3 years ago
^
3 years ago
LoL getting on most discussed because of 3 comments
3 years ago
when did you turn into a pint sized sgt hulka?
3 years ago
When I hit puberty..
3 years ago
Don't fuck with Uncle Hulka..;
3 years ago
i wonder if you even get the reference..i mean you are an east coast shut-in
3 years ago
when you took this pic...you had long hair and coke bottle glasses...sgt hulka is the way you look now
3 years ago
i present..sgt "big toe" hulka

http://i.imgur.com/6IEb60E.jpg
3 years ago
No shit Billy, Blame Darwin..
3 years ago
btw in case you dont know his name is warren oats..he was a good actor but he croaked early
3 years ago
/Akameldon waits on selfie of BILLYGAYSHERE..WITH SIGN.
3 years ago
fuck off to the tard wing shiteater
3 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/IsGGrMK.jpg
3 years ago
KISS "IT"...NIGGER!!!!
3 years ago
Punky still can't do this.. http://muchosucko.com/99401/Falling-in-Love
3 years ago
How does it feel to be upstaged by a foreign schoolgirl Punky?..
3 years ago
pretty good. Now if she would only sub her next vid with no clothes on.
3 years ago
Don't be a perv just play the damn drumline..
3 years ago
I AM YOUR BIG TOE!!
3 years ago
you're trippin'..broseph.
3 years ago
Just play the damn drumline..
3 years ago
I.. Don't think you heard me..
3 years ago
i just like how it finally come down to:
ass spamming as usual, and nobody has him blocked anymore, and he just gets fucking ignored
3 years ago
priceless
3 years ago
I love how ^THIS GUY'S butt hurts NON STOP...assface this, assface that..
He says people ignore me(which I could give a fuck) but yet he has to comment on a thread where I was having a conversation with another user.? Poor ol' possum..having to skip over the four links I spammed...it must be overwhelming,...it must be...DEVASTATING. Maybe you should take another 2 DAY break(vacation)- that way you can relax your nerves a little bit, poss. You're not getting any younger, ya know... and I might be here for the long-haul. Anyways...i hope your butt heals up over the next couple of weeks...i really do. 8P

Oh, and one more thing...









....LICK MY ASS, BUDDY.
3 years ago
your reading comprehension is piss poor,assface..
I dont read "butthurt" in anything he wrote..rather i read it as him being gleeful that a hemorrhoid like yourself,despite all your baby gestures,gets pretty much ignored in the end.All your waste of space links...all your lame photoshops.You laugh at other people on here like "oh im so fucking annoying its awesome!" ..but youre the coked up faggot jumpin through hoops.
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commence your wall of retardation reducing me to "butthurt" status
3 years ago
I love you, Bill. hahaha..

* PunkyBruiser goes back to work *
3 years ago
the time you spend spamming and making retarded comments and the careful and tedious effort you put into your mundane presence on the site tells me that you are hurting deep down inside every time you read yet another arse ripping comment

you pretend you dont care but it's a thin veneer like your poor old orphan punky claim, you little faggot

nobody cares baboon face go back to flinging your jizz around and trying to amuse the poor cunts that have to suffer your mentally deficient jester act I hope I made your brain hurt a little bit more by trying to read this shit without punctuation because that how every fucking comment you excrete is experienced by everyone else you tramp scented grease glazed arseviper
3 years ago
Punkybruiser : Hey MakoDragon? Was that comment directed at me? 9)
3 years ago
read it arse gape
3 years ago
lol I read that as a punky comment
3 years ago
7)))))
3 years ago
don't plunky trigger me like that man
3 years ago
Don't let the punkyarchy hold you down
3 years ago
TOP TIP: I was gonna give my girlfriend a beating today, but instead I found punky and took it out on him instead. Next time my bitch fucks me off, he will take her bitchslaps for her and conveniently save me prison time
3 years ago
Will give that a try next time jrob beats me at a game.
3 years ago
lol jrob beats you at stuff? haha
3 years ago
NEVER
3 years ago
Ok he probably did, but ive repressed the memory of it.
I can be pretty mean to him though.
http://i.imgur.com/QaQldFW.jpg
3 years ago
hahah
3 years ago
that killfeed
3 years ago
He was probably running to wall-mart to get a new keyboard or something, amazing how much stuff that guy breaks...
3 years ago
The lag on jorbs old as fuck rig and scrappy isp should give you enough of an advantage
3 years ago
Oh yeah his computer overheats and restarts and shit
3 years ago
Good times...
3 years ago
Overheats? So much for recycling fans or case...
3 years ago
he probably needs to replace the thermal paste between the processor and heatsink. Tell him that
3 years ago
That was his old lappy though, i haven't played him in anything since he got his new monster.
3 years ago
not sure how easy it would be to do on a laptop anyways. I'll probably find out soon.

He's probably practicing offline right now on god mode
3 years ago
*sniping noobs in DayZ to steal their stuff
3 years ago
god damn I wish I had a normal life to play games again
3 years ago
* Barret plays a round of Age of Empires II HD edition for Mako-dawg *
3 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/rdTtCMP.jpg

this is where jugrob buys his computer hardware
3 years ago
if you know what you're doing, you could probably build a decent machine for like your nan or something
3 years ago
i know what im doing...but some others apparently dont.
3 years ago
is that dayz game nothing but 3rd person perspective?
3 years ago
I was gonna play some AoE this summer but I've been trying to learn some practical skills like axe throwing and bowhunting
3 years ago
now why you wanna go and do anything like that mako?
3 years ago
cos no guns
3 years ago
and you know, limited resources survival. In case of any shtf scenario
3 years ago
watched a couple limey television programs recently..good shit..well they were actually netflix shows but good stuff..happy valley and the fall
3 years ago
I wouldn't know any except for comedy series. I can't sit and watch TV that isn't funny, informative or a cartoon
3 years ago
Trying to become a real life Woad Raider?
3 years ago
Ceart!
3 years ago
how close is the viking dialogue in AoE to modern vikingian?
3 years ago
I don't recognize any of the words, but i sure love repeating them.

ALTI LAGI
3 years ago
Your still no foreign schoolgirl Punky..
3 years ago
1 month later and you still can't do it.. but I guess the drugs are helping..
3 years ago
Get off the drugs Punky..
3 years ago
nightmare fuel
3 years ago
If I can be the fuel for you nightmare I feel I Have done my job well..
3 years ago
"your".. sorry..
3 years ago
I remember the time I dated a stripper. She broke up with me because she wanted to see other people....who still had 1 dollar bills.
3 years ago
fedex........ was that you? had a slip in the mail, gonna get it sent to work tomorrow.
3 years ago
;)
3 years ago
HAPPY HAPPY JOY JOY!!!
3 years ago
Don't EVAH say the Ball. Doesn't come through
3 years ago
* Steven_Seagull hands out extra special valuable and rare seagull like *
3 years ago
z
3 years ago
Stupid phone
3 years ago
i would never say that.

the toaster however......
3 years ago
Long story. Well catch up after the Eagle lands
3 years ago
Kk!!!
3 years ago
* ClaudeBallz hopes bird's present isn't rattly :/ *
3 years ago
we will sue the balls off of fedex if it is!
3 years ago
As long as it costs poss his job...
3 years ago
i cannot follow this thread..back to foghat
3 years ago
*gayporn
3 years ago
Awww, snap.
3 years ago
Didn't rattle, looks mighty fine!

THANKS CATMAN! !
3 years ago
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=B7l7zazCrXk
3 years ago
check your mail, cat
3 years ago
You look uncomfortable! That hand should be on her ass.
3 years ago
I bet you have a hair brush in your back pocket
3 years ago
*wallet on a chain
3 years ago
And a skynyrd 8 track in the car.
3 years ago
You know me too well tinski..
3 years ago
I think that was everyone back then.
3 years ago
So.....fake no sign? Unless you can somehow prove it's you via same shirt with sign or something.
3 years ago
Dat belt.


Pic of tattoo...
3 years ago
I want to believe

*cue x-files soundtrack*
3 years ago
Don't be an ass,.. you know damn well it's me..
3 years ago
Do I though? That guy has hair
3 years ago
Life has a way of taking things from you..
3 years ago
* MetalFace puts aka on full possum status now *
3 years ago
I'ts not nice to pick on the elderly..
3 years ago
A pic of that arm with the tattoo and sign would clear the identity doubt in this thread.
3 years ago
Hahahaha... Wonky tit..
3 years ago
Nice Butt By the way Sev..
3 years ago
Don't ever doubt me Sev,.. It's like saying "who is John Galt"..
3 years ago
There ya go Metal, the proof is on the pot.

Thanks, I got Dug's suggestion done and ready to sub too.
3 years ago
I could tell it was you before the proof.
3 years ago
Then what the hell Sev?!
* Akameldon is a bit drunk and a little confused.. *
3 years ago
the girl looks exactly like '92, you however, look like '85.
3 years ago
Well, some things look good, and some things just fester..
3 years ago
And now you just look like uncle fester
3 years ago
he's ooky and he's spooky.....
3 years ago
This,.. coming from a bloated Gourd..
3 years ago
hahahah...fries calling you uncle fester when he's a spittin (and swallowing) image of doc cocknopuss
3 years ago
also, cool story bro!

but if you guys really hung out for 5 months, there should be more pics of you 2 together.... i'm calling bullshit.
3 years ago
You can call bullshit if you want, and you have the right.. I don't have any more pics of Allissa (That was her name) and me, we had a great time but, no memories were saved..
3 years ago
fair enough. after one of my breakups i burned every single pic, letter and gift i had of the girl.... too bad i couldn't burn her too. sometimes you just don't save shit.
3 years ago
I didn't really start taking pictures until I After I got married, Now I have like 15 lbs of shit I don't even want to look at anymore..
3 years ago
Gotta say, even though this is an old pic and no sign blah blah, you're probably the only muchoer that has ever landed such a sexy "lady"
3 years ago
meh
3 years ago
Nah. Just cause youre a fucking loser doesnt mean everyone else here is
3 years ago
Thank you LL, Like I said I can't prove it, but she really was a wonderful woman.. Alot of happy snapshots I wish I took..
3 years ago
Lol @ elpiss calling anyone a loser
Aka> she's hot! Any idea if she's still in shape?
3 years ago
Actually the last I knew she has a husband and 3 children, being a Mom and doing well at it... But she still looks good..
3 years ago
you've got your head firmly lodged up your arse as usual LL
3 years ago
aka..you need to track her down now and revisit the good ol days...by force if necessary
3 years ago
MD> Atleast I don't have a head that looks like an arse, fetal syndrome boy
3 years ago
your gooch kinda looks like one though, just sayin
3 years ago
I stopped reading at: MD greater than everything you just said
3 years ago
Oddly, a good amount of the women I've slept with have been surprisingly good looking.
3 years ago
Really possum? With a face that inflates every now and then like a pumped up pussy, I wouldn't stick my fussy nose into things that don't concern me, unless your name is MD, that is.

Smerf- prove it. Tit OC is needed around here
3 years ago
i like anal
3 years ago
lol a good amount. Yeah I'm going with that too.
3 years ago
I have no pictures of their tits, nor will I be sharing any pictures of them on this site.
3 years ago
Women fuck down all the time. Being a goofy looking loser isn't all that much of a challenge.
3 years ago
Mako: say... 40% of them.
3 years ago
Well if no one is gonna prove me wrong with statement the thread started with, it stands. Tit and facewise
3 years ago
i have tit pics of 33.3% of the chicks i've slept with

"today i haff gut news, unt i haff bad news"
3 years ago
i almost convinced my last girlfriend to let me take a pic of her riding me whilst on her period, with my sign written on her stomach in blood, but we broke up before i got the chance.
3 years ago
i could've worn her down though. she was cool
3 years ago
Almost doesn't make a fappening happening
3 years ago
yeah well the future is ripe with potential
3 years ago
Godspeed
3 years ago
you can't say fappening happening because fappening is already a play on the word happening,
3 years ago
Shut up mong
3 years ago
strapponing
3 years ago
* loslobos clappening *
3 years ago
^trappening
3 years ago
^assfacing
* loslobos goes to work now *
3 years ago
<- gaspassening
3 years ago
don't forget to thoroughly brush those letter openers of yours
3 years ago
Hey lobos, check your email.
3 years ago
oh great...smerf has broken out the ribbons and glitter again...
3 years ago
Why would I do that? It's not Christmas.
3 years ago
I dunno...maybe there was fallout from labor day...
3 years ago
Fallout? Now you're accusing me of having radioactive genitals?
3 years ago
"Red means run, son"
3 years ago
Bling bling, smerf;)
Check yours
3 years ago
For the record: my dick is slightly burning at the moment.
3 years ago
Gotta wrap it before ya tap it, smerf.
3 years ago
Well, since it was the 90`s you are totally excused for everything with that cutie!!!
3 years ago
When the fuck did you wake up?
3 years ago
Urm....., whatever...
3 years ago
Ohh,..That long ago...
3 years ago
Urm....., diffenrent tz?
So that makes your question totally worthless anyway!
But, to clear that one: @02:50 (am)!
Satisfied now?
3 years ago
I can't remember who asked me for a video of die antwoord, I think BillyMays, I tried but I was too drunk and it was too sunny, all I got was the back of some guys head, and my feet somehow :/
3 years ago
wtf you talkin aboot?
3 years ago
die antwooooorrrddd
3 years ago
YOU'RE DRUNK!
3 years ago
not anymore
3 years ago
Ah shut up you fuckin' bastard
Don't fuck around with the drunken master
Kyk hier jy jou ma se poena
Don't want gehelp van my kopseer
3 years ago
yup..twas I..and i wanted you to take it to show that emo fag boozeekiel.
thanks for trying though.
3 years ago
Feet you say?

/morph is suddenly interested
3 years ago
He looked so innocent and harmless back then...What happened!?
3 years ago
inb4 marriage
3 years ago
harmless is subjective...
3 years ago
He grew up!
3 years ago
...he grew up!
;-)
3 years ago
im sure you did "date her" with that hover hand you got going on.
3 years ago
morph bro!

sup buddy, you doing okay?

kewl!

c'mon bro, fist bump!

* Steven_Seagull limply dangles fist in the air white-boy style *
3 years ago
* smerf takes pity on the poor white boy and daps him. *
3 years ago
riiiiiiight
3 years ago
Hoverhand and very uncomfortable look on her face. Picture says a thousand words. She was "dating" several other strip club patrons at the time she was "dating" you. You had to spend money and lots of it.
3 years ago
I bet she quickly ran away after this picture was taken.

The camera man was probably holding a gun on her.
3 years ago
I bet he gave that money in his pocket to her immediately after it was taken.
3 years ago
haha stripper bait. Like flies to shit
3 years ago
Like cocks to SL666's bhole
3 years ago
totally would, no homo

you were just such a cute cuddly lil conspiracy buff...
3 years ago
He looks like a roadie for a Christian rock band.
3 years ago
"grenade launcher is a friend of mine"
3 years ago
"barricaded in my apartment for Jesus"
3 years ago
"who's in the house? JC!"
3 years ago
I nuke gay whales for Jesus..
3 years ago
Her left boob is a rhombus
3 years ago
i love when you talk dirty
3 years ago
I'd like to hexagon heather's boobs, if you know what I mean.
3 years ago
I... do not.
3 years ago
..wear underwear
3 years ago
Compare the faces one nervous about the possibility of being raped and the other excited about the thought of rape
3 years ago
Aka likes wearing handcuffs.
3 years ago
* Akameldon puts down scalpel and jumps in truck.. *
3 years ago
Strippers are people too,.. They're just dead inside..
3 years ago
I had a thought "I'd like to see a strip club do a blacklight night" then though again.

Ewww
3 years ago
Thinking about the stains that show up under a blacklight?
3 years ago
Yeah, pretty much.
3 years ago
That's why you have to show up at the strip bar early..
3 years ago
Oh, I'm talking about the ones on the strippers.
3 years ago
* smerf continues eating his dinner. *
3 years ago
So Am I..
3 years ago
Whatcha got? I've got an egg, pepper and onion scramble, with guacamole on top and bacon on the side.
3 years ago
I made a baked potato, steamed Broccoli, saut'eed mushrooms and onions and a seasoned pork chop..
3 years ago
Mushrooms? eww
3 years ago
Yee of little taste..
3 years ago
It's not the taste, it's the texture.
3 years ago
I don't like the big Portabella ones, just the fresh white button mushrooms cut thick so they stay juicy..
3 years ago
Reminds me of someone i know from my school days. He was something of a rocker too , always smelling of hippy juice and shit.
3 years ago
We called him 'chicken george' on account of him being caught having sex with a chicken...
3 years ago
Wtf is hippie juice?
3 years ago
Nice fucking mucho kill douche bag!!
3 years ago
3 hours...that's gotta be some kind of record.
3 years ago
maybe the comments are still buffering
3 years ago
Bazinga!!!!
3 years ago
couple more comments and we be most disgust!
3 years ago
i have a cat named Fuzzy
3 years ago
You call your pussy fuzzy ?.....
3 years ago
Steven its a scent made from patchouli oil
3 years ago
* fries-please imagines the smell while looking at this picture *
3 years ago
Mmmmmmmm fuzzy pussy
3 years ago
Just realized I'm muchoing in a church


* Jenbirdy blasphemes *
3 years ago
Amen!
3 years ago
Oh lordie
3 years ago
Church? on a friday? I just woke up and when I read that comment I first thought I had slept for three days..
3 years ago
Photographing a wedding :p
3 years ago
So, we'll see pics of the bride's b-hole soon?
3 years ago
Of course,That's what Newlywed Amateurs.com is for..
3 years ago
The fact that youre in a strip club with this woman kinda says it all about your life
3 years ago
Bet you were broke by the end of this 'relationship'
3 years ago
No, but I was awful tired..
3 years ago
Awww.. is that cos you waited up for her to finish work
3 years ago
No, just tired of the bullshit..
3 years ago
Fries is just mad cause they won't even let his mongloid lookin ass in the club.
3 years ago
I thought he only went to gay bars?..
* Akameldon imagines fries dressed up like Rob Halford.. *
3 years ago
"British Steel" out for action..
3 years ago
You thought wrong
3 years ago
What?, your more of a "Sensitive gay man"?..
3 years ago
Ive been to one of them pole dancing bars
3 years ago
recover password
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