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opisthosomas

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Two of my pets lounging.

featuredmuchoers gone wild

by severum

submitted September 5th 2014

171 comments
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opisthosomas
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i wanna uv for oc but dv for AAAAARGH SPIDER!!!

no vote
3 years ago
fuckit

AAAAARGH SPIDER!!!

wins
3 years ago
Translation:

I hate you and anything I don't upload myself or say myself, severum,but imma try to play off my deep seated need to be a cunt as some kind of cutesy-pie joke.
3 years ago
Sound about right?
3 years ago
probably just as well the votes don't have to be mailed in, otherwise that birdbrain wouldn't get to explain again and again why and how he is voting...(because he can't calculate postage)
3 years ago
LOL@ Seagull chatfagging it up
3 years ago
* possum hops on bird *
3 years ago
That's too deep for him, Sprinkles. He's just rearry ascurd of spiders.
3 years ago
maybe..
3 years ago
fucking hate the fuckers
3 years ago
At least I am afraid of something worthy, Sharks and not something totally pussy like spiders
3 years ago
A spider is more likely to kill you than a shark, Dug.
3 years ago
I will take my chances
3 years ago
http://www.mnn.com/earth-matters/animals/stories/11-animals-more-likely-to-kill-you-than-sharks
3 years ago
Apparently fear of spiders is a "learned behavior" passed down from generation to generation. It stems from the times of the plague when they were thought to carry it.
3 years ago
And the fact they have long nasty legs and run real fast
3 years ago
The same could be said about you, no?
3 years ago
I didn't know you had a vagina.
3 years ago
i did
3 years ago
nice vagina eyeball artwork.
3 years ago
That's the work of the young lady in the pic. She's actually a really good artist. She used me as a life model and drew me dismembered. It was kind of creepy.
3 years ago
imgur?
3 years ago
I didn't set it up. I will though, to dump the rest of the photos. Maybe..
3 years ago
failure.
3 years ago
you can imgurdump without account
3 years ago
If she lets you put a spider on her she definitely takes it in the shitter.
3 years ago
Ding Ding Ding!

You are correct. She does it all.
3 years ago
okay now flip her over and show the wang. I know you long haired freaks are into that shit.
3 years ago
how you fittin your dick in that tiny spider?

and doesn't it gross the hooker out?
3 years ago
Quality pooper. Props
3 years ago
Nice ass, dude.
3 years ago
thanks
3 years ago
steven...you are the biggest faggoo me ...arround here ..stop talking to me...
3 years ago
is that a reply fail, a bait or just sheer stupidity?
3 years ago
Kind of reminds me of Plantshit. Except Plantshit's posts didn't all suck.
3 years ago
planty was a warrior, a poet and a savant.

this guy is just a pubescent gypsy trying to get the attention his whoremom denied him.
3 years ago
More like prepubescent lol
3 years ago
ANT ANT MEL GIBSON!!
3 years ago
Bears, ants, demons...stack...I wonder if he went back to Thailand?
3 years ago
i lost the link to plantyblog years ago :(
3 years ago
http://plantshit.blogg.se/
3 years ago
he had another one...
3 years ago
http://planty.blogg.se/index.html
3 years ago
yeah found it too (yay muchopedia finally serves a purpose) but 2009 and 2011 is both not really up to date :(
3 years ago
Yeah, not much info there.
3 years ago
you 2 sgould get a room
3 years ago
You should get a clue.
3 years ago
Ewww spotty ass
3 years ago
finished your shift?
3 years ago
Shift ?
3 years ago
on the scooter? finding new homes for poor lil kung paos?
3 years ago
Ha right... I've been home all night
3 years ago
real talk: is that delivery gig even a thing anymore or is it just a mucho running gag with no base in reality at this point?
3 years ago
Truth is I'm down to one night a week and that's only going to last a few more months.
3 years ago
The moped thing is quite funny though
3 years ago
so how you make a living?
3 years ago
I sell motorbikes
3 years ago
commission or fixed salary?
3 years ago
Commission I guess
3 years ago
Not sold any this week
3 years ago
i wouldn't buy an orange from you, let alone a motorbike
3 years ago
So who sells oranges to you
3 years ago
i have a special fruit and produce guy.... all organic and shit
3 years ago
Organic oranges.... wtf is wrong with the regular ones ?
3 years ago
endoskeletons
3 years ago
nice banner fries - flied lice pay for that?
3 years ago
it looks just like him
3 years ago
Spots are due to mild irritation from the loose urticating hairs that fell off the T after it shot them at me.
3 years ago
Very very nice. Now lets see a scorpion on the other side :)
3 years ago
She said she'd let me do that. Not a tarantula though (because of the hairs).
3 years ago
Perfect.... I will be waiting :)
3 years ago
severum.... when can we be expecting this ?
3 years ago
Sometime next week.
3 years ago
nice job,you're still a vidal sasson fgt though
3 years ago
looks like she might have jenbirdy taint
3 years ago
Looks like a nice piece of premium tail to me
3 years ago
i bet she has a face only a severum could love
3 years ago
I doubt that. That ass isn't the ass of an ugly chick
3 years ago
yeah cause all chicks with nice asses have pretty faces
3 years ago
You are ruining my fantasy over here Jrob
3 years ago
"Jenbirdy taint" was just the pick up I needed right now.
3 years ago
What is up with anyway? Is it a welding bead?
3 years ago
???
3 years ago
* DangerousDug wishes for more Jenbirdy nudies *
3 years ago
* jrob2020 wishes for dugwife noodz *
3 years ago
No episiotomy scars.
3 years ago
She also does have a purrty face, especially at the end of my cock.
3 years ago
sure...
3 years ago
Q: has there ever been a sex-vid w/sign subbed by any MS members?
A: lets not start
3 years ago
at least not with youse
3 years ago
like mucho members ever have sex
3 years ago
There was a vid of someone fucking an inanimate object with sign.
Does that count?
3 years ago
was going to be my "A", but too obvious
3 years ago
Someone did link a youtube video of them having sex. It was removed shortly thereafter.
3 years ago
In a reply to possums question about sex with sign. Kinda
http://muchosucko.com/107273/Orgasmucho-reloaded
3 years ago
technically, gizmo5 only joined to post his videos, which are copious and readily available on multiple sites.
3 years ago
rip blackleashotica
3 years ago
more like opisafaggot

hueuheuheuheue
3 years ago
jajajajajaja
3 years ago
LoL!!!!
3 years ago
That is an old joke, almost nobody on krautchan ever uses it.
3 years ago
ONE Needs to get smahed,. another one Needs an "ass-peeling"!
Guess which I meant!
;-)
3 years ago
we already have a loveable retard,your services aren't needed here
3 years ago
It's like a dumber, more obscure version of Plantshit.
3 years ago
Funny, how you still catch the bait afterall!
LOL
3 years ago
"a loveable retard"

"a"

one...

singular....
3 years ago
Hey Eins, refer to the urticating hairs comment up there, then you may understand.
3 years ago
Btw, it'd be funnier if you said both needed to be smashed but I don't expect much from someone with your username.
3 years ago
No, you just post twice!
Think before you press "enter", will ya?
;-)
3 years ago
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3 years ago
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3 years ago
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3 years ago
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3 years ago
Say that again?
3 years ago
spam reported
3 years ago
lol
3 years ago
Nice job Sev... You didn't lie..
3 years ago
BTW, tell whoever nice butt..
3 years ago
My girl has a way better ass, and her butt looks better too.
3 years ago
Prove it.
3 years ago
Find one of your own, Gingerquack.
3 years ago
* smerf grumbles *
3 years ago
It's way better in person, pics do no justice (for that ass and the tarantula).

I doubt she does as you haven't even posted a pic of yourself. Post some pics and let mucho decide that. Yeah, I'm calling you out. I bet I even have a nicer ass than your "girl".
3 years ago
"Better ass" and "her butt looks better"? Sounds like you're overcompensating with redundant repetition of the same point in the same sentence.
3 years ago
No. You're both asses. He's just a better one.
3 years ago
eewww..grooss
3 years ago
had better asses
3 years ago
*boy asses on my face
3 years ago
Seal has had nothing but asses
3 years ago
my first anal sex (with a female) was awesome.
3 years ago
Of course you have, stud.
3 years ago
so you have anal with males?
3 years ago
greeaat...
3 years ago
no...
3 years ago
A recap of a day in the life of Sealbasher:

Dear Diary
Today I did anal sex (with a female) and she loved it (not he)
3 years ago
she was like "oh yeah, don't stop penetrate my anus. your cock is so much better than osters small wiener"
3 years ago
Seems legit
3 years ago
So how much did this "woman" cost you
3 years ago
So I fucked her too?
3 years ago
nothing….osters slut mum always does it for free
3 years ago
Oh.
When trying to avoid being labeled as gay, making up bs stories about another muchoers mom doesn't help much, js
3 years ago
My 1995 XG gave me some Vans, two pairs of pants, and some buttlove on my B-day. The next morning she woke me up and said the toilet was full of blood..then she asked me if she should go to the emergency room. I was like, it'll heal, baby...just give it some time.
3 years ago
Ew
3 years ago
jeah, i know that feel. my cock always destroy those assholes
3 years ago
an ex of mine died in cause of the huge blood loss
3 years ago
seal is actually a female user.
3 years ago
the full fuckroom was full of assblood
3 years ago
He sure ain't a manly man
3 years ago
Wtf is a fuckroom
3 years ago
but a dainty girly man
3 years ago
a rum where you have your fucks you stupid whore
3 years ago
Jrob was right about you, Seal. You're good until you start commenting.
3 years ago
Ah...
Lol
3 years ago
@Seal

"Bye Nancy Bye Boy"

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4PQBcK7aCRM
3 years ago
dont you have rums in your house!?!?
3 years ago
Nice turd cutter.
3 years ago
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