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The cocktease jacuzzi

In australia, the icebucket challenge is naturally performed upside-down.

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by makodragon

submitted September 4th 2014

117 comments
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and filmed sideways
3 years ago
it would be upside down otherwise
3 years ago
Must have to do with the earths natural centrifugal force or something.
3 years ago
yeah, because everyone knows the earth rotates on an axis that centers around England
3 years ago
lel science
3 years ago
Quite possibly more white trash than Americans.
3 years ago
Stop untrashing us....it's disrespectful.
3 years ago
I'm obviously going to have to step-up my white trash-ness.
3 years ago
ive been burgled!!!!!
3 years ago
Did they steal your corn?
3 years ago
i'm serious - just got home a half hour ago, and some desk drawers were open, and so was my med cabinet...figured out how they got in , too - stupid me leaving that window open for Fuzzy

had to be in a super hurry though, and/or all my stuff is such trash that they left it alone...wanna know what is gone?
1 - my new start a coin jar (probably about 15 dollars worth)
2 - my bag of Fuzzy's catnip

lol

should i even call it in?

3 years ago
Where was yorick?
3 years ago
still dead
3 years ago
That andy sounds like a real dick
3 years ago
he's supposedly gone too now
3 years ago
look in the freezer behind the mushrooms...I bet your coin jar is there :/
3 years ago
fuzzy is having himself one hell of a good night
3 years ago
lol

Break into possums house.

See old Sears catalogue collection and births vhs tape collection.

Leave.
3 years ago
i'm just glad i finally traded the coins in a while back - it was almost $400
3 years ago
i hope they are enjoying that special catnip high those fucks
3 years ago
I'd call it in because of the intent. I mean, what if you had not taken your means of accessing mucho?
3 years ago
wat?
3 years ago
ohw - the PC? it;s still here - so my Bass, all my music equipment, etc
3 years ago
You have a desktop?
3 years ago
duh
3 years ago
Didn't take the new computer...worst burglars ever.
3 years ago
brand new even
3 years ago
i'm thinking kids - just looking for dope and or money
3 years ago
maybe they heard you coming in man
3 years ago
ya - i thought of that, but im doubting it
3 years ago
Fucking kids these days needs to get their priorities straight.
3 years ago
maybe they were breaking in looking for noodz....
3 years ago
mine?
3 years ago
They probably wanted those inverto towel racks
3 years ago
lol i hope they are still in the house, hiding in possums bathroom, behind the shower curtain.
3 years ago
already checked, barret you fuck
3 years ago
clearly, the culprit was punky
3 years ago
that would make sense
3 years ago
Or a jaded ex-lover...which could be Punky as well.
3 years ago
better call the law in on this one....
3 years ago
why for?
3 years ago
well, you'll have to wait until tomorrow, since your pd seems to be closed...
3 years ago
did you check for me, Tr?
3 years ago
as to why, let's say that it is some kids doing it...and they get away with it cold...no cops, no risk, nothing...

quite the deterrent to doing it again....
3 years ago
if you're lucky, i might fill out the online form for you....
3 years ago
* possum asks Aka for loan of grenade launcher *
3 years ago
imagine if the cops came by just based on that....

"email possum? we know that guy"
3 years ago
fuck off Tr
3 years ago
If I broke into your house, I'd look for the High Risk memorabilia.
3 years ago
anyway, if you don't report this dastardly deed, they'll be back...

perhaps next time for your virtue....
3 years ago
worth its weight in catnip, vomit
3 years ago
I do agree with tr
3 years ago
I concur.
3 years ago
tonight, though?
3 years ago
hello...

they aren't open....
3 years ago
fuck off Tr
3 years ago
there is a link to contact them online, though.
3 years ago
meh - i locked the windows and etc, and brought out the PeaceMaker
3 years ago
Fire off some warning shots and yell intimidating and foreboding threats
3 years ago
the peacemaker isnt a gun
3 years ago
Wait....are there odd patterns in the cornfield? =o
3 years ago
Maybe it's part of a spree, to cover all three SoDak regions and make off with as much catnip as possible.
3 years ago
Hmmm, TR earned himself 2 BarretLikes in this thread, but Possum only 1, you're slacking PossyBruiser.
3 years ago
fuck off Br
3 years ago
Is it a blunt force weapon? I should really name my axe
3 years ago
I hope they take your mustache comb next time.
3 years ago
ya - it's modified walking stick
3 years ago
Honestly, I only feel sorry for your cat.
3 years ago
some watchcat he is - KittyBoy woulda fucked them up
3 years ago
fucking Fuzzy
3 years ago
Your cat probably wanted to go with them.
3 years ago
well, they did take the catnip
3 years ago
I think Fuzzy is an inside cat, in more ways than one.
3 years ago
meh - ima do another house patrol now
3 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JePEk-FSO0M
3 years ago
be ready to let loose
3 years ago
I kept hearing a weird whistling-like sound, and couldn't figure out where it came from, i tried turning off my music, closing the browser, turning off the computer speakers...

It came from my nose when i was breathing.
3 years ago
Run around your house yelling: "I'm losing my mind! It's time for an ass-whupping!
3 years ago
I don't know whether to ask whether it was music for deaf people or whether your nose just whistles really loudly
3 years ago
It sounded like this.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=swm-2cTuFQo
Its just late and im sleepy...
3 years ago
Makodragon at 0:27
3 years ago
yeah heard the chest beating then
3 years ago
upon further review:
1 - i think my "burglar" was probably Andy - who knows what he was really looking for, i think the coins and the catnip theft was just his idea of humor
2 - if it really was Andy, the cops are NOT an option
3 years ago
I'm guessing Colonel Rking in the parlor with a candle stick.
3 years ago
Or injuns drunk on Aqua Velva. Either or.
3 years ago
dude
3 years ago
Who the fuck is Andy?

Just spray paint a sign on your front lawn that says "i have weapons and hate niggers". It'll fix that right up.
3 years ago
I'm still thinking whether I could break in to someone's place for $15 and a wad of catnip.....
3 years ago
I'm leaning toward no....
3 years ago
nothing else seems to be missing
3 years ago
Checkbook/credit cards?
3 years ago
Andy is/was an "associate" of Stupid Dead Meth Head Yorick btw
3 years ago
I hate Andy already.
3 years ago
nope - not even my nudie pics
3 years ago
Check your fuckin laundry detergent!
3 years ago
^ only a true OG could come up with that. Niggas.
3 years ago
I really need to move back to the ghetto someday.....
3 years ago
andy is like Skinny Pete from BB, only less cuddly
3 years ago
Haha...oh my. Ok I need to go to bed. I have a meeting with the company that I think is/was oster's employer in the morning...
3 years ago
They're looking for that magical belt that narrows your pelvis, fattens your lips, and makes your wang look like an uncooked breakfast sausage link.
3 years ago
Who wouldn't?
3 years ago
thanks man - i needed that
3 years ago
Anytime sir.

And I'm gonna guess Kirk just took a job as a sales rep for Heinz selling ketchup packets to Burger King??
3 years ago
dem sausage fingers dont lie
3 years ago
i guessed 318 on the great coin jar sweepstakes
3 years ago
What kind of company Kirk?
3 years ago
Muchokill Incorporated
3 years ago
okay - who's got the treehouse going?
3 years ago
http://muchosucko.com/121827/Dog-relaxing

It's just fries out- regarding himself
3 years ago
Retarding*

Stupid phone
3 years ago
thanks SS - i was thinking it was actually important for a minute there
3 years ago
Fries should be banned for that shit
3 years ago
too bad you are a fucking nobody on the main site my dear
3 years ago
damn. no rise?

* possum ambles *
3 years ago
Wonky tit..
3 years ago
Take a long walk into an open grave, vermin
3 years ago
recover password
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