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IT'S FOR YOU..

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by Akameldon

submitted September 4th 2014

168 comments
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IT'S FOR YOU..
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I'm on hold..
3 years ago
The lines dead
3 years ago
She sounds like she's in a well
3 years ago
No wonder I cant log in..
3 years ago
fries, tell your mum that other people need to use the phone too!
3 years ago
That bitch hogs everything..
3 years ago
That bitch is a hog
3 years ago
Just make sure you wipe the phone off before you answer it..
3 years ago
Good morning LL..
3 years ago
Oh hey
3 years ago
roaming charges are gonna be bad
3 years ago
How are you Sweetpea?..
3 years ago
On my left is a pile do dishes needing to be washed, on my right a bunch of groceries I have to cook dinner with. In front of me is a shot of Jäger. Life is ok, but it could be hell of a lot more fun
Sup with u?
3 years ago
I'm doing ok, all things considered.. Whatcha gonna cook?
3 years ago
Tuna wraps. Easy enough, creme fraiche, tuna from the can, peas. Let it coo, smear that shit on a tortilla, add lettuce, tomatoes. Wrap in foil. Good to eat cold
3 years ago
*cool
But I really need to get going, cya laters
3 years ago
Sounds great to me.. Have a great day Sweetpea..
* Akameldon blows LL a kiss.. *
3 years ago
/me gags
3 years ago
Shut up fatboy..
3 years ago
ok
3 years ago
Enjoy your mercury, LL.
3 years ago
According to "them" as long as you don't eat over 6 oz of fish or seafood a week the Mercury levels in your system will be fine.. According to "them"..
3 years ago
better make that four tuna wraps.
3 years ago
What no cheese?
3 years ago
No. Fking. Cheese. Fatty
3 years ago
What species of fish would you be talking about, Aka? Because different species have differing levels of mercury, with tuna having one of the highest levels, especially canned tuna such as albacore, big eye, Ahi, and Yellowfin.
3 years ago
Fatty? FATTY? Well fuck you too, coathanger princess!
3 years ago
Fucking pixar animation called, they're missing a wireframe model!
3 years ago
well, in all fairness im sure you do have like a pot belly gut.
3 years ago
My belly is beautiful!!

* Steven_Seagull runs away so not crying *
3 years ago
I always thought LL was more titless than skinny
3 years ago
She also has a manface.
3 years ago
Be nice, the woman is a Saint..
3 years ago
You know nothing Don snow!
3 years ago
Stupid Bird..
3 years ago
YOUR FACE IS STUPID!
3 years ago
LL's bathtub pic was smexy.
3 years ago
I think she looks great in a 2 piece..
3 years ago
* loslobos shreds tortilla bread and throws it on the ground for Seagull *
3 years ago
>_<
3 years ago
the fuck is "tortilla bread"?
3 years ago
Ge with the program idiot..
3 years ago
It's the kind of bread you roll around your dick after you fucked dudes in the ass for money all night
3 years ago
Aka, I am from the unitedstates government and I am here to help.
3 years ago
its just "a tortilla", not "tortilla bread". English much stupid fucking swede.
3 years ago
Fuck you Oster.. and stop picking on LL..
3 years ago
Tortilla isn't english to begin with
#swedepwn
3 years ago
tortilla bread*
3 years ago
Who gives a fucking rats ass you nit picking cunt
3 years ago
Damn it, now I've got a craving. Looks like a trip to Mighty Taco is in order.
3 years ago
And you can shut the fuck up too..
3 years ago
lol is a smelly cunt, about as useful as squidley.
3 years ago
Are you drunk?
3 years ago
obliterated....
3 years ago
This video isn't working
3 years ago
Not on her end..
3 years ago
You want the vid fries? go to Kink.com, username Akameldon, password gaperass.. Have fun..
3 years ago
Sorry Akameldon.1 is the username..
3 years ago
Not a video you Moron..
3 years ago
118 118
3 years ago
I missed Akameldon
3 years ago
But.. I never left..
3 years ago
Just reload and shoot again barret
3 years ago
He won't shoot back
3 years ago
Oh yes I will..
3 years ago
I thought they took all your pew pews?
3 years ago
Yes and no..
3 years ago
* Steven_Seagull calls ATF *
3 years ago
Don't be a prick bird I have enough Feds crawled up my ass..
3 years ago
* Akameldon oils his MG42 for future use.. *
3 years ago
Oh please, you love having ppl on your ass. ..
3 years ago
Also in
3 years ago
Not really..
3 years ago
gully's ATF comment must've sent a cold chill up your spine
3 years ago
It's one thing to be a normal criminal, but when you get media attention it kinda fucks everything up for you..
3 years ago
nowhere to hide..huh..
3 years ago
Good morning, boysssss.
3 years ago
Dr. Akimbledon
3 years ago
Not anymore..
3 years ago
boys?
3 years ago
Errr, gentlemen.
3 years ago
That's better...
3 years ago
Idve gone with "faggots"

Why so polite?
3 years ago
Supposed to reach 95F here today!
3 years ago
You mean, fagets? Birds of a feather is not always the case.
3 years ago
@bird *maggots?
3 years ago
18 C here, overcast and rainy, fall is coming fast
3 years ago
Sucks to be you Rollo, hot as shit here already..
3 years ago
The ice cubes in my mangorita are already melting too fast.
3 years ago
Drink faster my friend..
3 years ago
Noted
3 years ago
make sure its some Jameson 8)
3 years ago
I like makers mark myself..
3 years ago
nope
3 years ago
Hey Punky, you drum right?
3 years ago
Can you do this? I wanna see.. http://muchosucko.com/99401/Falling-in-Love
3 years ago
ha! That little bitch is good. I can rock on some skins, and with some practice...yeah..i can do that. She's pretty flawless, though.
She's hot as fuck, and I would eat the corn outta her shit...just sayin'
3 years ago
I can't fuck with whiskey/bourbon/scotch
3 years ago
I have watched this 4 or 5 times since you subbed this and I still can't over the fact that she, like you said is almost flawless..
3 years ago

here's my shoppin' list, Rollo

Kentucky D
Jameson
Crown Royal
New Castle
King Cobra
PBR
Pepsi
Yoo-hoo
eggs
noodles
milk
KY jelly
3 years ago
Makers Mark is the bomb Rollo..
3 years ago
MMMM, egg noodles and KY..
3 years ago
I started my drinking career with that kind of stuff. I have never been able to stomach any of it since then.
3 years ago
Aka, when it comes to drummin'... Jo Jo be the shiz nic. He's a true ninja.

http://muchosucko.com/87743/This-is-a-Drummer
3 years ago
rats...dead sub
3 years ago
It came back to life.
3 years ago
Neil peart stands alone
3 years ago
Matt Garstka*
3 years ago
Fuck you turkeybot
3 years ago
Don't leave me hanging on the telephone
3 years ago
Hello?..
3 years ago
Operator could you help me make this call..
3 years ago
You see the number on the matchbook is old and faded..
3 years ago
Thank you Mr Croce....


since we're on the subject of telephone themed songs:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aix03KSesoE
3 years ago
Classic..
3 years ago
And thank you for being perceptive Sprinkles, I didn't think anybody but Poss would pick up on that..
3 years ago
I'm a victim of the time I grew up in...
3 years ago
The mainstream music available at the time varied from genius to garbage...

Nowadays anything considered mainstream is just liquid poop.


poop.
3 years ago
Consider us better than the ones who had to grow up after us Sprinkles..
3 years ago
Poop..
3 years ago
* Sprinkles sits down in his rocking chair with a creak and a grunt and reminisces *



3 years ago
Is your yearbook filled with obituaries cut out from the newspaper also?..
3 years ago
* Sprinkles nods solemnly *


Yep

Remember this one?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p02DgHeGdyI
3 years ago
HAHA hell yes!..
3 years ago
Welcome to Century Link. All our lines are busy right now, please hold
Bzzzzzzzzzzz
3 years ago
Talk to me LL..
3 years ago
You feeling like a spurned lover aka ?
3 years ago
not really, I know LL loves me..
3 years ago
Clearly. . . . ...
3 years ago
Ring ring ring ring
3 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/1mBgxWf.png
3 years ago
Banana phone!
3 years ago
" If you would like to make a call please hang up and dial again.."
3 years ago
GR2-1212
3 years ago
I don't know...looks pretty phoney.
3 years ago
How to deal with telemarketers.. Talk to the cervix..
3 years ago
Here is the link to the vid if anybody is interested.. http://www.everythingbutt.com/site/clips_flash.jsp?shootId=6144
3 years ago
My armpits smell like chicken soup..
3 years ago
mine smell like garlic and onions and last weeks socks
3 years ago
Sounds like you are speaking of my nether region..
3 years ago
fuck off Ar
3 years ago
Ar?..
3 years ago
meh
3 years ago
Who?..
3 years ago
* Akameldon loads specially made "Possum Grenade" and blows up back porch with much regrets.. *
3 years ago
The legend lives on from the Chippewa on down of the big lake they call Gitche Gumee, The lake, it is said, never gives up her dead when the sky's of November turn gloomy..
3 years ago
tbh - i really really like Gordon Lightfoot...except for that song
3 years ago
I thought he did a great job with it.. being true and all.. Just say'n..
3 years ago
The Soul Is The Rock
3 years ago
aka - i just get tired of folks thinking he was a one hit wonder, and thinking that Edmund was his finest moment
3 years ago
Fuck them all, I love this song. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-6if333Lak
3 years ago
only on MS can a pic of a phone shoved up a skanks gazoo lead to a critique of a Canadian folk singer from the 1970s
3 years ago
Gotta love the way we live..
3 years ago
Aren't you glad to be back?
3 years ago
That has to be the best statement almost ever Poss..
3 years ago
* Akameldon is laughing so hard he pee's a little bit.. *
3 years ago
* possum poops and *
3 years ago
Hiya Barret!
3 years ago
Hello there Garibaldi
3 years ago
...sleeps with hammer in hand
3 years ago
"How hangs the Brass Hammer? Low and to the left.."
3 years ago
* Barret looks at the time *


Yup, that's a muchokill alright.
3 years ago
No fair sewerboy..
3 years ago
Possum logged off, you never stood a chance...
3 years ago
Fucking Marsupials..
3 years ago
i can seeeeee you, you fag
3 years ago
Rust In Peace, Fitz http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/f9/Edmund_Fitzgerald-USACE.jpg
3 years ago
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