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Kate Upton double mucho salute

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by L0RD_QU3S0

submitted September 2nd 2014

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Kate Upton double mucho salute
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Those long fingers....mmmmmmmm
3 years ago
able to reach any prostate
3 years ago
Cool. Now make with the rest of them.
3 years ago
She's hot but proves that white bitches shouldn't even attempt to dance.
3 years ago
Cool smoke alarm
3 years ago
Cool light , what is that a thin-lite ?
3 years ago
I think she's in an RV, fries.
3 years ago
very astute muchokill, shark
3 years ago
Hey gull you still around?
3 years ago
sup lepershaun?
3 years ago
I watched a documentary about Armin Meiwes the German cannibal, some freaky shit. I was just wondering if you want to call round for dinner?
3 years ago
dude, you can chew on my cock for a bit, but you'll neither get to cut it off nor fry it, sorry
3 years ago
but yeah, Meiwes was 100% sicko, one of my favourite cannibals
3 years ago
Then Louis Theroux's L.A stories was on after it, all about sex offenders. What fucked up shit. I thought i would log onto mucho for some comic relief.
3 years ago
have you ever heard of Issei Sagawa? hes my favourite cannibal. he got himself a nice dutch bird which he fucked AND ate, did hardly any time for it and now goes about life in Kobe as a minor celebrity and culinary critic, repeatedly stating how he would like to eat some more human flesh...... and that's how you do it.

frying up wrinkly chewy german cook you found on the internet and spending the rest of your life in prison for it? bitch please, that's amateur hour.
3 years ago
german cock*
3 years ago
I don't look into the cannibal thing, although i am partial to noshing on some furry cup. This documentary was old, but it said he got 8 1/2 years and would be out in 4. This was made in 2002, so he must be out?
3 years ago
He was a German cock cook.
3 years ago
he should be in a closed down mental institution for a couple years after that, while be closely monitored for the rest of his life and probably won't have access to the internet ever again
3 years ago
will*

cant type for shit tonight
3 years ago
Did you see the docu? It was called the man who ate his lover. All the people they interviewed seemed liked fucking odd balls as well.
3 years ago
they weren't lovers, they met online. Brandes was from Berlin,Meiwes from Kassel/ Rotenburg, that's like 600 Km apart. They only met to do that cannibalism thing, afaik, no sexual acts were involved. he got sentenced for manslaughter to face an 8 yr sentence, but that got overturned, now he's sitting for murder and "disturbing the peace of the dead", lifelong sentence, first chance for a parole hearing in 2017. there's supposedly a 4+ hour video he took while chopping, killing, frying and freezing Brandes, but i dont think it was ever leaked.
3 years ago
i saw like 2 or 3 german docs on it and read several articles about it (i had this weird fascination with serial killers and cannibals for a while) but never an english language one.
3 years ago
Yeah, i didn't name the fucking documentary, so you can chill out. The only new piece of info i got was the 2017 hearing. And no i don't think the vid was ever released, that's why mucho was the first port of call after i watchedthe program.
3 years ago
somehow germany's not that big when it comes to stuff like that getting leaked. i don't really know why though.
3 years ago
Just talking about this, i remember a joke chubby brown told when Shindlers list was released. Someone told him that if you go and see Shindler's list make sure you bring some tissues. 2 and a half hours i sat through and there wasn't one fucking thing to wank about.
3 years ago
hahahaha!
3 years ago
Only the fucking Japs glorify such bizarre shit. Send on some more of the weirdo i'm talking about, if you have it?
3 years ago
Meiwes? there's nothing on mucho strangely enough....
3 years ago
Yeah i searched his name and got nothing? Watching a documentary like that just makes you want to know more.
3 years ago
yeah, that's how it goes for me too, usually. one doc turns into three turns into pic hunting turns into listening the entire fucking Jonestown tape..... but i don't think there's all that much material on Meiwes out there.
3 years ago
No i don't think so either. Richard Kuklinski was the best i think, i read the book and the found two HBO documentaries on him. The movie was rubbish, i didn't even watch it until the end.
3 years ago
is that the mob hitman? the iceman? he's different, cuz he's not a psychopath, for him it was just a job. but yeah, the interviews with him are bone-chilling...
3 years ago
Yeah, it's hard to judge the iceman, because it's not like he was taking out innocent, unwitting victims for pleasure
3 years ago
Yeah the iceman. He is the definition of a psychopath, get the book, it makes mucho look like a church. They couldn't mention most of the shit he did on film, because it was considered too shocking. He once ripped a guys cock off with his bare hands, and then floated his still alive body out to sea so that the sharks could finish him off.
3 years ago
carl panzram enough said.
3 years ago
OK, I retract my last statement.
3 years ago
Sharks.... now that is going too far
3 years ago
Is it even possible to rip a guys knob off with bare hands? I mean, that's a lot of strength and grip
3 years ago
yeah, what md said. guy did his job, it's different from stalking normal people and taking pleasure in raping abusing and killing them. granted, the iceman mightve taken pleasure in what he did,
but he was definitely not in the gacy/ gein etc league of crazy impulse killers.
3 years ago
i think it's mainly psychological/ subconcious barriers.

did you know that biting through a finger is about as hard as biting through a carrot? it's just our brain that usually stops us from doing it, maybe the same is true for dick rippage.
3 years ago
Yeah, he did it. It was a contract he was on, some Puerto Rican guy molested a mob boss's daughter and he was sent to take him out. So he slashed the guys tires and when he came out from work, Kuklinski bundled him into the back of a van and brought to the coast. He then tied him to a lamp post and got so angry that he tore his cock and balls off. He then slashed his body a few time to draw more blood. He then tied him to some kind of board and told him that it wouldn't be him that killed him, it would be the sharks. He then ate a turkey sandwich his wife made for him. The end.
3 years ago
That jap guy seems like he's acting on the urge you get, you know with a really attractive woman, where you are compelled to bite them. But not with the intention of causing actual pain or harm
3 years ago
lolwut? he shot her in the back of her head with a rifle, bit of her nose and lips and consumed parts of her buttocks, thighs and i think labia, chopped her up for later consumption..... he was full on psycho.
3 years ago
I'm sorry, what were you saying about a Muchokill, Steven?
3 years ago
it's the nose, lips, buttocks and thigh thing. I just think he didn't have the kind of mind that makes you want to preserve delicate things.
3 years ago
I went on a date a while back, you should have seen this girl, she was beautiful. I brought her back to mine and got so excited i bit her nose off and removed part of her eye with a knife. I thought the date went quite well, but i never heard from her again. Did i do wrong?
3 years ago
I RESTARTED IT, SHARK NIGGER!!
3 years ago
Thanks, sauerkraut nigger.
3 years ago
lol fuck you. I'm not downplaying what he did. It sickens me. He got off with that murder, and he has probably lived his entire life with the knowledge that he could. That combined with a lack of empathy, meant he could do what he wanted, and that urge is the main trigger.
3 years ago
It's stupid that being insane gets you off prison sentences. Because like, surely only the certifiably insane do things like that.
3 years ago
To be honest MD i had completely forgotten about your last comment. I was just wondering if i should get a good lawyer, because the guards are doing door to door enquirers in my area.
3 years ago
The guards? Do you live in a fortress? Maybe she forgot your address and is sending out a search party to reunite with you
3 years ago
Thanks pal, i knew she was crazy about me. I'll defrost her nose for when we meet again.We call the pigs the Garda or guards over here.
3 years ago
oh right, I remember seeing that on a video you posted once actually, on the backs of the rozzers.

I doubt she even realized it was missing mate
3 years ago
You watching any of the show Love/Hate over in the U.K yet? I think channel 5 picked it up?
3 years ago
nah, if I ever turn the telly on, it's for a game usually
3 years ago
I like the footy myself, but a good show ever now and then is the shit, and this show is worth watching.
3 years ago
What is it? Sounds gameshowy
3 years ago
Nah it's a show about Dublin's gangland, Probably the best show of it's style since the wire. It's similar to the game show The Chase but with multiple stabbings, and usually the answer to any question is i'll bleedin murder ya.
3 years ago
Is it fiction then or one of those reality TV type shows?
3 years ago
It's fiction, it's not like cops with a crew running round. The guy that writes it goes into MountJoy prision talking to lifers getting more ideas. I wouldn't recommend it to you if i didn't think you would think it's deadly.You might need the subtitles on? But being a Plastic Paddy i think you'll have no bother.
3 years ago
I should be good, I can transcript tick irish accents. I gotta say though I don't like the idea of irish murdering eachother gratuitously. Sounds like it's worth a watch though, hopefully they have some good characters and themes that aren't thingymajig, contemporaneous paradigmatically.

That doesn't sound faggoty at all right?
3 years ago
I believe I would be rather pleased to have intercourse with this person
3 years ago
I'd bang her like a screen door in a hurricane.
3 years ago
so you would rip her off the wall and throw her 3 miles away?
3 years ago
hogmaster = puppynuts
3 years ago
???
3 years ago
Yeah, Hog, but only after I blew a load in her.
3 years ago
impossible, it would have to be threw her.
3 years ago
oops, through her....
3 years ago
That's how hard he cums.
3 years ago
Motherfuckers just don't know, Smerf.
3 years ago
She's the most blubbery supermodel of all time.
3 years ago
Is she in a trailer??
3 years ago
like a movie preview you mean?
3 years ago
A short clip
3 years ago
jeebus - hi laffy
3 years ago
Enough of this shit.. http://i.imgur.com/nxuMcES.gif
3 years ago
Who dat
3 years ago
Aviril Linguing..
3 years ago
Something like that.
3 years ago
She is guilty of this.. http://us.yhs4.search.yahoo.com/yhs/search;_ylt=A0LEVvJnygZUPRcASVAPxQt.;_ylc=X1MDMjExNDcwMDU1OQRfcgMyBGJjawM2bGxxbjVsOXVrZ210JTI2YiUzRDMlMjZzJTNEaDAEZnIDeWhzLWlyb25zb3VyY2UtZnVsbHlob3N0ZWRfMDAzBGdwcmlkA1NSQVNia2xkUTl5VFgyUXlPaXlib0EEbXRlc3RpZANudWxsBG5fcnNsdAMxMARuX3N1Z2cDNQRvcmlnaW4DdXMueWhzNC5zZWFyY2gueWFob28uY29tBHBvcwMxBHBxc3RyA0F2aXJlbCBMYXZpZ25lL0phcGFuZXNlBHBxc3RybAMyMwRxc3RybAMzNARxdWVyeQNhdnJpbCBsYXZpZ25lIGphcGFuZXNlIG11c2ljIHZpZGVvBHRfc3RtcAMxNDA5NzMxMjc0BHZ0ZXN0aWQDbnVsbA--?gprid=SRASbkldQ9yTX2QyOiyboA&pvid=bh3QcDk4LjFq11ctU.pC3Q0KNzQuN1QGymf_pzYI&p=avril+lavigne+japanese+music+video&fr2=sa-gp-us&hspart=ironsource&hsimp=yhs-fullyhosted_003&param1=1&param2=sid%3Daa7165e813796a3d5bef57339774c398%26b%3DFirefox%26ip%3D74.78.3.11%26p%3Dastromenda%26x%3DA0D3C114902B8593%26dt%3DS960%26f%3D4%26a%3Dast_dnldstr_14_34_ff&type=astydef
3 years ago
Don't bother, Not worth it.
3 years ago
* Akameldon is very ashamed.. *
3 years ago
nice link, what is that, fail?
3 years ago
I think so, judging by the looks of it..
3 years ago
If that Avril Lavigne pic isn't fake, she gives a mighty toothy BJ.
3 years ago
you know, i wouldnt mind her giving me one of them there toothy bj's...
3 years ago
She's probably never even heard of mucho
3 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/OyDnfzS.jpg
3 years ago
might want to rethink your font color there :(
3 years ago
She likes rv's! Maybe I have a chance.
3 years ago
She prolly likes rv's to on holiday , not live in one 24/7
3 years ago
this is all you guys have so far? I'm a bit disappointed in you faggots.
3 years ago
I have all of them but I'm not sharing with you assholes.
3 years ago
Fuck off
3 years ago
Your mother what?
3 years ago
that's the spirit magawd. I have found most as well, but, I don't need FBI attention my way by sharing, in my current situation
3 years ago
FUCK THE FBI
3 years ago
stop getting caught doing shit you're not supposed to be doing....that is my advice to you
3 years ago
that's some crappy advice.
3 years ago
you would say that. You wouldn't know good advice if it raped your mum and had an unwanted child
3 years ago
sup, MD.
3 years ago
fuck you punky!
3 years ago
how's it goin, MD!
3 years ago
Sup M to da Deeee!
3 years ago
what's up b to the a double r, e, t
3 years ago
* PunkyBruiser takes is ball glove, and leaves. 8( *
3 years ago
you keep saying that...
3 years ago
* PunkyBruiser looks back at MD, and flips him a bird *
3 years ago
Any minute now
3 years ago
the worst thing about this whole The Fappenning BS?

...i dont know who any of these chicks are

:(
3 years ago
Haha you're old.
3 years ago
only name i recognized was that maroney chick from the olympics - but i think i better STOP RIGHT THERE
3 years ago
recover password
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