points: 9

Helen Mirren Twerks

Then gets run up on by Strahan

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by ClaudeBallz

submitted August 22nd 2014

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I should have became a professional football player.
3 years ago
I should have become a drumming photographer
3 years ago
You could have took my picture.
3 years ago
you could have entered the field to my crappy experimental drum beats
3 years ago
You could play for the Steelers.

Right now.

As a starter. =(
3 years ago
You could be the Raiders' new quarterback.
3 years ago
You're welcome oakland
3 years ago
for the first pick in next years draft.....
3 years ago
She's gotta smokin body
3 years ago
Who, the black one?
3 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/VUoKnFn.jpg
3 years ago
somebody has mommy issues
3 years ago
all I see is water.
3 years ago
and wrinlles.
3 years ago
and throw up on my floor.
3 years ago
that's not blonde hair dush.... that's grey hair man
3 years ago
-no mommy issues
-seemed legit
-lots of ps of her
-idc iFapped
3 years ago
you have the hot as fuck maria menounous sitting right there and you comment on the 70 year old....you got problems son
3 years ago
id drag my balls through a mile of broken glass just to smell one of her farts
3 years ago
Seems we have a GILFer among us. I stop at milfs, but by all means dush hit up the really old ladies.
3 years ago
id still bang heather locklear though
3 years ago
dem melrose place faps
3 years ago
She was with Tommy Lee. Wrecked beyond repair.
3 years ago
helen mirren ?
3 years ago
dat hep c
3 years ago
stfu sloobynooby
3 years ago
you faggots all dreams about used up, damaged goods

I would even hesitate if kate beckinsale was pulling at my fly nowadays
3 years ago
theyre all used up....unless theyre twelve and still then you never know
3 years ago
i still like tonya hardings booty
3 years ago
all her video needed was some tuba music
3 years ago
at least you don't have to use your imagination when they're 20
3 years ago
does makodragon own MS?
3 years ago
Yes you do, because most of them don't have one yet..
3 years ago
haha true
3 years ago
Jeez... I should stop logging in so much
3 years ago
he is smooth
3 years ago
i dont mind you logging in - it's the leaving for weeks or months that piss me off you poser
3 years ago
hmmm
3 years ago
...dont even get me started
3 years ago
who would miss me a lot?
3 years ago
assface, and son of assface?
3 years ago
no waaaay
3 years ago
we'd all miss your women and punkybashing
3 years ago
and dik
3 years ago
Which one of you fucking morons is "SloobyDooby"?

Go back to your old fucking account, you douchebag.
3 years ago
i blame Barrett
3 years ago
I bet it's persona
3 years ago
SSSSS
3 years ago
there is nothing like the life of a sailor
3 years ago
got to be sodak rodent man
3 years ago
Ah yes, poss the sailor
3 years ago
He has a big bathtub..
3 years ago
poss can be all things to all people
3 years ago
Poor Jones.
3 years ago
jones is broke?
3 years ago
Kinda thinking of him like Stewart little right now.. Poss that is..
3 years ago
thats a horrible thing to say about a person
3 years ago
That they are broke?
3 years ago
im confused and tired
3 years ago
I was tired, then I woke up hungover at 3 am:(
3 years ago
And hungry
3 years ago
I had pork and potatoes..
3 years ago
That's nice
3 years ago
i put in a long day and my dogs are barking
3 years ago
I had sushi and drinks
3 years ago
sushi?..dont you mean wasababi flavored fish?
3 years ago
people are all big on sushi so i go try it one day...i think "steak kicks the living shit out of this"
3 years ago
Steak Trumps fish..
3 years ago
I dont use much wasabi :p
3 years ago
I like all food
3 years ago
yeah but still
3 years ago
just imagine if our culture was to eat that wretched raw fish since birth...then one day,so bastard shows up with a cut of beef and cooks it right up?im certain you'd shit yourself
3 years ago
I'm going to a french place next weekend, and we go to a steakhouse chain quite often... I just like dining, it's the best foreplay
3 years ago
food is pretty much the best thing there is
3 years ago
That's ridiculous! Japanese eat beef too
3 years ago
spend way more time thinking about food than sex
3 years ago
Where do you think Kobe beef is from?
3 years ago
fuck those yellow sun worshipin cretens
3 years ago
yeah yeah...still though
3 years ago
heather stop shitting on my points
3 years ago
I can't help it, being smart is a curse!
3 years ago
A CURSE I TELL YA
3 years ago
oh ok heather_willk
3 years ago
I probably should eat some pizza and drink some water :(
3 years ago
awesome titsosity
3 years ago
hydration is crucial when imbibing
3 years ago
Puhleese, at least I don't pull my sad excuse for a personality off Wikipedia
3 years ago
Yes my loved ones keep telling me that...
3 years ago
well again..im beat so goodnight madam
3 years ago
Nini!
3 years ago
Heather, You got Pizza? Trade you a beer for a slice..
3 years ago
leftovers, yup
3 years ago
Works for me..
* Akameldon gives Heather a beer and gets some microwaved cheesy goodness.. *
3 years ago
IF ONLY SHE WAS PREGNANT
3 years ago
Pregnant twerking...some sort of fetish or something?
3 years ago
*Pregnant OLD twerking... and yes.
3 years ago
woman age like wine..
3 years ago
*bologna on a hot sidewalk
3 years ago
he wasn't talking about the color of your penis jorb
3 years ago
you sure do love my penis
3 years ago
and old bitches
3 years ago
I am intrigued by why it looks like a stocking filled with pigs blood...

old bitches do it better. fact.
3 years ago
your mom loves it


old bitches are saggy and ugly.fact.
3 years ago
'your mom' comeback. witty.

young girls will use and abuse you, cause they know idiots like you think their pussies are God's gift.

old women haven't had a good fucking in forever so they will grind your dick like it's the last one they'll ever see...
3 years ago
they havent had a fuck in forever BECAUSE THEY ARE UGLY AND DISGUSTING
3 years ago
you're shallow
3 years ago
i just dont want my lady suckiling a wethers original and knitting while im doing my thing
3 years ago
I honestly dont care what I stick my dick in as long as 2 stipulations are met.

1. I dont get disease
2. I am NOT the father
3 years ago
* jrob2020 cries for dush's cat *
3 years ago
....I didn't think I had to say I wouldn't fuck an animal....

perv

3 years ago
Like you wouldn't fuck this!? Pffftttt
http://www.pornerbros.com/158693/naughty-granny-strips-down-to-her-sexy-stockings-before-giving-blowjob.html?wmid=463&sid=0
3 years ago
jrob's penis is now known as WERTHER'S ORIGINAL
3 years ago
i would not..
3 years ago
lies
3 years ago
Good morning Mucho! What a great day it is!
3 years ago
good morning chum
3 years ago
it is a great day.
3 years ago
now i'm gonna get weird granny shagging targeted adverts

I didn't even bother to press play. Granny issues ain't right
3 years ago
* DushanMandik reminds you of where you are.... *


Is anything or anybody 'right' around here....?
3 years ago
Seems like those who cannot be true to themselves will be the first to judge others
3 years ago
I don't think you know what judging others means
3 years ago
peddler of cheese pizza denialist
3 years ago
You need to work on those anger issues, MD. Maybe reconcile with your ex or something. I can't help you
3 years ago
what anger issues? I see no problem here.
3 years ago
Go look in the mirror then
3 years ago
lol, try hard
3 years ago
Fyi I wasn't directing my first comment at you, so why so touchy
3 years ago
I thought I was included. But fair enough
3 years ago
smoochies to everybody!
3 years ago
Sure got a short fuse for someone without anger issues. I bid adieu
3 years ago
I just quit smoking. And I'm still relatively chilled out.

I just test the electric fence
3 years ago
laters
3 years ago
Heather just tried to quit smoking.... by her not saying anything further about it I am betting she is back smoking again.
3 years ago
don't fail me heather
3 years ago
jot that down in your journal.
3 years ago
dug youre almost whunu level.
3 years ago
lol he's good
3 years ago
FUCK YOU DUHGNU!
3 years ago
Reminds me... whatever happend to wanko?
3 years ago
Im guessing you boring noobs ran him out of the site
3 years ago
Speaking of boring and noob. Search his user profile
3 years ago
Speaking of boring ive gotta mention your actual life. Hanging around here all fucking day acting tough behind a computer screen... so cool
3 years ago
Ok elpiss, you always was a fountain of wisdom
3 years ago
how about this, sweetnose?

how about you find one evidence of your interaction ever with elchris back in the good old days where you called him "elpiss"?

if you can't, unfortunately, it will be necessary to judge you a suck-up surpassing squadman punky bruiser. the reasoning behind that is obvious and not subject to any sort of refutation or dispute.

please don't bother ever responding to me in anyway after this unless it is to provide this necessary evidence. also be advised that you will be mercilessly mocked as a suck-up as often as a welcher might be mocked. at least a non-squad suck up isn't as bad as a welcher, right (it's still pretty bad)?

in conclusion, for the tl;dr version, loslobos is currently the worst suck up on muchosucko.
3 years ago
wait though - who is she sucking up to?
3 years ago
1.How about you find those proofs that you graduated as an engineer that you said you would provide, before calling anyone a welcher
2. Sucking up to who exactly
3. Find your own supposedly pwn material, fgt
4. Who the fuck cares what you think
5. Telling me not to respond and writing that I should provide shit for you is conter productive
6. Fuck of leech of humanity

3 years ago
my apologies
3 years ago
7. What does me calling elpiss elpiss now or then to do with anything. Fucking idiot troll
3 years ago
oops again
3 years ago
SleezyNoob, just take a backseat, ok
3 years ago
okay
3 years ago
nice job inciting all that internet rage willkbro
3 years ago
fuck off noobydooby
3 years ago
i already did that!
3 years ago
i think you may be doing it wrong
3 years ago
You make me sick
3 years ago
i guess you missed the part where there was no refutation possible, huh, suckup-nose?
3 years ago
Bbbbbait
3 years ago
Just die in your own Cheetos and vomit
3 years ago
now, we'll answer the question posed by "sloobydooby" since "he" is "new"
3 years ago
who she is sucking up to is everyone who ever tried to make themselves feel better about their own pathetic lives by calling the most notable south american on this site by a pejorative.
3 years ago
Wtf
3 years ago
here's an example of how the mind of a suck up works.

1. here is some new to me
2. notice that some users are using the same pejorative (the origin of which is unknown to me0
3. use pejorative to try and blend in.
3 years ago
Hahaha, oh wait so, what? Jrob just brownnosed your ass and you're outing me as a suck up for calling the newbie names
Hahah
3 years ago
Alright dude. Time for your meds or something. Make sure you eat loads and loads of Cheetos to wash them down, preferably on your back
3 years ago
"some new to me"?
3 years ago
yeah...some new user, nooby
3 years ago
Wait, don't call him names, ppl might think you're sucking up
3 years ago
i tried to make it simple since you are alleged to be a hindustan and not an alt of some big baby that was run off by the awesome verbosity or other reasons of lesser importance.
3 years ago
Show me your graduation papers like you said, mr. Engineer
3 years ago
I'm starting to like this thread. Tr bursts in like a full blown mental case, trying to outsmart and instead falling head first into his own shit. Love it
3 years ago
shut up suck up.
3 years ago
Lol
3 years ago
No you!
3 years ago
You two need to both shut up and start having weird gangly bulbous headed freak bodied babies
3 years ago
Neither of us are over 60, you wouldn't like it
3 years ago
I prefer mid 40's tyvm.
3 years ago
But that doesn't change the fact that your e-sword fight is grossing people out
3 years ago
That's tr, he leaves trails of slime wherever he goes
3 years ago
i have decided that i dont like either of you
3 years ago
Don't care
3 years ago
http://imgur.com/3cHZG7m
3 years ago
That gif takes forever to load
3 years ago
Get pro, cheapo
3 years ago
its not a gif, and, no.
3 years ago
Great
3 years ago
quit sucking up,suck up
3 years ago
* Heather sucks down *
3 years ago
i love heather
3 years ago
i'm sure you do, sweetmeat
3 years ago
what are you calling me?
3 years ago
jrob, did you and oster ever notice that suckuplos has made various claims that "she" is an electrician but has yet to provide any proof of said claim?
3 years ago
i honestly dont care, do not drag me into this.
3 years ago
too late, broster.
3 years ago
God, I can't wait until you can't pay for your internet again.
3 years ago
it's not the money that matters, blondie, it's the delivery.
3 years ago
riiiight.
3 years ago
it's like the isp expects a little gratuity along with the fee...and they aren't even leaning over me and showing me their cleavage (not that waitresses do such things).
3 years ago
like I care about the means to the end.
3 years ago
did...did lostboy just get whiteknighted by heather?
3 years ago
the fact that tr is annoying as fuck has nothing to do with LL
3 years ago
most annoying person ever in the history of all humanity, right, babby?
3 years ago
or are you reversing that now?
3 years ago
imagine her on the job: "Girl, this wine is not fresh enough, bring me more...."

"Yes, sir," she says, as she thinks, "tr is so much worse than this guy"
3 years ago
* DangerousDug makes notes in journal *
3 years ago
well this is just the BEST DAY EVER
3 years ago
Hi.
3 years ago
* squatface throws maplefetti *
3 years ago
oh hi
3 years ago
is the joke that fresh wine is the worst wine? Cos that would be funny
3 years ago
no mako... its not :(
3 years ago
it's not the joke or it's not the worst wine. Aged wine is what you want though
3 years ago
its not the joke. I'm not sure there was a joke in there...
3 years ago
So with no smart ass remark Heather has went back to smoking. Nobody likes a quitter anyhow. On the bright side when you quit smoking your appetite goes thought the roof and she would have gained weight. When I quit I gained 30 pounds.
3 years ago
I read this whole thread, i wasn't bored, nor entertained.

Cool comment smerfett.
3 years ago
sometimes aged wine isn't what people want though!
3 years ago
wow...i almost want to hear heather's opinions on how fresh wine is not the worst wine....almost
3 years ago
keeping in mind that fresh wine right off the vine has 0% alcohol.
3 years ago
holy shit...."fresh" wine...."welch's"

IT'S A GODDAMN CONSPIRACY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
3 years ago
hahahaha
3 years ago
uh I didn't say 'fresh wine'. You did.
3 years ago
ok, you caught me...i'm a makodragon alt.

the guy you think of as makodragon is just some english guy i hired while i write all those comments.
3 years ago
alright.
3 years ago
he gets paid in haggis and breakfast beans fortnightly.
3 years ago
Tr have you been drinking?
3 years ago
if you're wondering how i know him, it's because we're both baker street irregulars.
3 years ago
Ok fuck nuts..you've used your allotment of quotation marks for the month
3 years ago
luckily he won't be around
3 years ago
you're the alt, I hired you!
3 years ago
actually, we're both punky alts.
3 years ago
paid for by possum
3 years ago
I draw the line there
3 years ago
don't take 6+ hours drawing it, brodragon
3 years ago
technically, drew it all in about an hour. The rest was refining
3 years ago
better than most could do with unlimited time
3 years ago
You can keep commenting guys, just because me and dug showed up doesn't have to mean the end.
3 years ago
Nobody pissed in the punch bowl....
3 years ago
oh sorry I'll get on that

* makodragon pisses in the punch bowl *


ok continue
3 years ago
HI!
3 years ago
Go away noboody
3 years ago
Good thing I brought some shine.... since the punch is off limits now
3 years ago
hi nooby
3 years ago
HI JONES!
3 years ago
For a "new" guy Slooby sure knows his way around.
3 years ago
anybody for some punch?
3 years ago
I might punch Barret just because he is a fatty
3 years ago
Good one DangerousPunky
3 years ago
wow
3 years ago
I can see where he got the nickname Dangerous from, his razor sharp wit.

* Barret throws rocks in the glass house. *
3 years ago
Don't make me cross an ocean to kick your ass Barret
3 years ago
wow.
3 years ago
I surrender.
3 years ago
LOL
3 years ago
Wow... OMG !!!!
3 years ago
https://i.imgur.com/sKRsaqD.jpg
3 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/6tm9i7L.jpg
3 years ago
Saint Nick: The teen years
3 years ago
fucking interpost
3 years ago
I better be the lion in that picture, i have the mane after all.
3 years ago
and you with the zebra flat top.
3 years ago
most people think that zebras are striped horses, but they are really quite vicious.
3 years ago
I really wish yak would install a 'down elevator button'....
3 years ago
Don't see any new comments?
Why don't you make one?
3 years ago
dat ass
3 years ago
Anyone wanna comment the time at which the interesting shit happens? Tried to watch this three times now.
3 years ago
Thanks for rescuing me Mariodragon, but the interesting is in another video.
3 years ago
lol
3 years ago
recover password
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