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Smoking Sum Ting good

Asian chick smokes herself into an opium coma

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by Sprinkles

submitted August 18th 2014

126 comments
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Coma?
3 years ago
a state of unconsciousness lasting more than six hours, in which a person: cannot be awakened; fails to respond normally to painful stimuli, light, or sound; lacks a normal sleep-wake cycle; and, does not initiate voluntary actions.

coma
3 years ago
You idiot
3 years ago
Get fucked, shit-dick
3 years ago
Why don't you drop the fuck dead you bitchy little twat
3 years ago
Eat the shit outta my corn, faggot
3 years ago
You're such a sensitive little bitch
3 years ago
Look who's talking
3 years ago
Now do me a favor and fuck off.
3 years ago
Do the world a favor and shoot yourself in the face
3 years ago
Oh look, it's "I don't want your attention" Helga... interposting in my discussion.
3 years ago
You first...

3 years ago
Womens tennis just ain't what it used to be

Graf. Navratilova. Sabatini.

I miss those days
3 years ago
I'll follow your example
3 years ago
Oh yeah, that Russian chick was hot
3 years ago
Never mind about that, you've got a job to do
3 years ago
How was Spain, gully?

<------Jealous
3 years ago
Stay safe los Animales
3 years ago
The animal is a cowardly cunt
3 years ago
Lol? Didn't read wells
3 years ago
Don't act like someone actually likes you on here
3 years ago
Hahahaha...

Irony
3 years ago
Kurnikova? Yeah she was, but she never won anything, she was the beginning of the end for the sport
3 years ago
Seriously, gully...


Spain sounds fucking awesome
3 years ago
Actually I don't mind Animal, he's funny
3 years ago
I don't give a fuck who you do or don't like, Helga... never have
3 years ago
She hooked up with that Iglesias dude, smart move for a non talent
3 years ago
He's a Muppet! Doesn't get much better.
3 years ago
You'll team up with oster - OSTER, just to spite me... wow.

Way to hitch your wagon to a star
3 years ago
Now, everyone the fuck offa my sub


assholes.
3 years ago
She was his beard I guess
3 years ago
Someone needs a nap :(
3 years ago
Night-night, lobie

Hope you felll better
3 years ago
*feel
3 years ago
I wonder if Hayden is klitchkos beard. . .?
3 years ago
Bah

I'm bored already
3 years ago
Openly gay heavyweight boxer, now that would be awesome!
3 years ago
@los did you sleep with Animal? I trust you, so don't lie to me.
3 years ago
Might as well go kill yourself then hey
3 years ago
zzzzzzzzzzzz
3 years ago
Her tiny muff is just the size of a Hitler mustache on him
3 years ago
@punky -I wish
3 years ago
MEEE TOOO
3 years ago
wait???
3 years ago
Say what?
3 years ago
Mmmmm

Hitler muff!
3 years ago
OFFA MY SUB YOU CHODES
3 years ago
Maybe it's even a gay incest thing with the klitchko bros???
3 years ago
So that's their secret
3 years ago
Mm gay incest
* loslobos salivates *
3 years ago
Sicko
3 years ago
FAP!
3 years ago
I'm off to bed too, Los keeps bugging me to join her
3 years ago
see..you two are fucking..I KNEW IT!!!
3 years ago
Sorry mate
Fuck.. Some kids behind me trying to see my mucho secrets, gotta split
3 years ago
* PunkyBruiser stands in corner..and jacks-off. 8( *
3 years ago
Gets insulted and called down to the lowest by most members


Constantly sucks up sucks up to them



Fucking Punky
3 years ago
Two sucks = twice the suckup
3 years ago
Sweet homo-erotic dreams, animal...
3 years ago
Is that the "I splooged on my chin " smiley, punks?
3 years ago
Sprinks..you need to get that huge ass Dorito chip off your hairy ass shoulder, SON.
3 years ago
I haven't forgotten about you either, gully....


You will regale us with tales of Spain, oh yes, regale you shall
3 years ago
Keep sucking up to those who hate you, flunky. It's your best quality.

3 years ago
Have some self-respect for fuck's sake
3 years ago
@Sprinks. I'm here to have fun, you bag of nothing. I could give a fuck who hates me.
3 years ago
Mmmmhmmmm
3 years ago
GET A CLUE, BAG BOY.
3 years ago
Your breath reeks of shit because you lick so much anus
3 years ago
So? I like poo poo.
3 years ago
Everyone at mucho: Fuck you Punky, die, motherfucker


Punky: "sluuurp"
3 years ago
hahaha
3 years ago
Your spineless boot-licking is why everyone hates you, why don't you get that?
3 years ago
dude..you're hilarious.
3 years ago
Why the fuck do I think, that I'll be able to get through to that pile of shit between your ears when there has been countless others who have tried and failed before me?


#WasteOfEnergy
3 years ago
not only are you hilarious..but you really do look like you could be a manager at WalMart.

http://muchosucko.com/121984/You-have-no-one-to-blame-but-yourselves
3 years ago
BOOM!!!!!
3 years ago
Where do you currently "work", fuck-nuts?
3 years ago
on your moms bed.
3 years ago
it was broke, ya know..8(
3 years ago
That's what I thought. Ashamed of where you work, as you should be.

* Sprinkles takes a shit on Punky's snare and immediately improves the sound *


3 years ago
again..."hahaha". It's none of your business, ass-wipe. I've had some posh jobs, and I have no regrets. I make good money...and that's all you need to know..NOOB.

http://muchosucko.com/99913/For-xzekiel
3 years ago
Fuck off, fucky
3 years ago
*funky
3 years ago
Boot-lick Fuck-tard
3 years ago
nice butthurt, brah.
3 years ago
Boot-lick Fuck-tard
3 years ago
nice redundant butthurt, brah.
3 years ago
Boot-lick Fuck-tard
3 years ago
Fuck your links, shit-eater
3 years ago
I want you, Sprinks. I want you to blast my guts with your man cum.
3 years ago
If you try to run, I will catch you..and choke you out.
3 years ago
A boot-lick AND a faggot
3 years ago
ha! You went twenty minutes, and felt left out. hahaha..WHAT A TOOL. hahahahahaha....
3 years ago
Go lick someone's balls, you pathetic minimum wager
3 years ago
Anna Kournikova is a fine piece of ass.
3 years ago
Opium. I've done that.
3 years ago
^scientifically impossible
3 years ago
never would have guessed
3 years ago
Being unconscious and slipping into a coma isn't the same thing. Dv for false info
3 years ago
Just couldn't stay away, eh?
3 years ago
* Sprinkles struts *


Win.
3 years ago
definitely not opium, Thuốc lào most likely
3 years ago
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nicotiana_rustica
3 years ago
I was going to say salvia
3 years ago
don't think so. onset is too fast, burn is neither hot nor long enough and the bamboo pipe, language and faces all scream vietnam.and i don't think a plant that is native to mexico and can only be grown from live off-shoots is very well-known over there.
3 years ago
How any one could find fun in smoking either of them is a mystery. Doesn't look fun at all.
3 years ago
anyone
3 years ago
akneeone
3 years ago
smoking salvia sucked wont ever do that again.
3 years ago
i did salvia soooo many times trying to "get it".

i never did.

3 years ago
i musta done it like 50-100 times i guess...

a smartshop clerk in amsterdam sold us a 10-pack of 50x vials for the price of a single one by accident, we had sooo much of the stuff.
Later on, a buddy of mine would grow his own, so there was always a steady supply. we'd hit that shit whenever everything else bored us.
3 years ago
You enjoyed the buzz off salvia gull? It was probably one of the only drugs i took that i didn't like, it was like an intense acid trip for 10-15 mins every time you hit it. I smoked it expecting something completely different.
3 years ago
it's like fast-forward lucid dreams combined with dimensional pulls and surface projections, i found it way more intense than acid or shroomies, and the fact that it only went for a couple minutes is what made it appealing... like diving without scuba gear. you get glimpses of a world you will never inhabit, yet trying to understand that world is what kept me on going back.

nowadays you'd have to put a gun to my head in order to get me smoking that shit.....
3 years ago
I would pick shrooms any day over acid and salvia. The best ones i ever took were Thai shrooms, i got a 50 gram bag of them, i put them in a large tea pot, and mashed them up with a wooden spoon in the boiling water and left it brew. I drank it with a mate and were sitting in his sitting room for an hour, with no result. So we said fuck tis, that was a waste of money, let's go to the pub. Halfway to the pub, we both started tripping hard. It took an hour and a half to walk back, what was originally a 10 min walk.

The trip didn't last rediciolusly long like acid, only about 5-6 hours,
3 years ago
which is solid for shroomies, really. we usually made 3-4 hour trips.
and yes, the forever-comedown is def the worst part about acid.
3 years ago
Yeah if they were Irish shrooms that you were taking the trip would only last about that long, but you would have to eat a hundred of them to get the same king of buzz.

These shrooms were being sold legally in the head shop, that's why we thought they were duds at first, boy were we wrong.
3 years ago
i'm not gonna retell the entire story (its on mucho at least thrice), but the hardest i ever tripped was on shroomies combined with an MAO inhibitor.....

it ended with us getting pulled outta the woods by the cops because we were so fucking out of it.... we would have died there otherwise i guess. no food, no water, no control, just fits of laughing and crying and walking in circles for hours and hours.
luckily my mates gf called him and was so freaked out by what she heard that she called the cops.
3 years ago
Haha, yeah you have zero control over yourself, your dicing with life and death in that regard, but it does seen funny at the time. What is an MAO inhibitor?
3 years ago
easiest way to describe it: it's a way to shut down certain chemical barriers in your brain, it gives psychoactives a whole new level of punch.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MAO_inhibitor
3 years ago
Fucking hell, how did you get your hands on that shit? Did you know someone with Parkinsons or something?

I went for a swim in the sea one night when i was tripping, went out camping with my mates and wandered off, they were all sitting aroung the bonfire tripping as well. I stripped down to my boxers and started swimming out, but i started freaking out for some reason, i thought i was fucking dead, but luckily when i put my feet down my tiptoes could touch the bottom. That snapped me out of my trip for a bit anyway. It's easy to see how people die by doing stupid shit when their out of it.
3 years ago
swimming while high? insanity!

we used a natural MAO inhibtor, peganum harmala.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peganum_harmala

my mate is one hell of an ethnobotanist...

anyhoo, this was fun, but i gotta get to bed, work tomorrow.

take care kur!
3 years ago
Yeah it was. Catch ya later Gull.
3 years ago
Ketamine pcp and ayahuasca is the shit
3 years ago
No wonder the crease on my pants were all crooked last week! Goddamit LingLing.
3 years ago
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