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'es got a banger in 'is pocket

Fat, drunken moron lights a firecracker and puts it in his pocket

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by Sprinkles

submitted August 18th 2014

129 comments
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That's no normal firework
3 years ago
anything to fill your day when you're on the dole
3 years ago
What's the story Steven, how was Gulliver's Travels?
3 years ago
amazeballs! good food, good booze, nice hotels, some shopping, partying, beaching and sightseeing. made an ass of myself at karaoke and got told by a sweet old german lesbian that i'm a hater and need to suck more cock.... all in all it was a typical holiday i guess.
3 years ago
Nice one, sounds like a good trip. It must have cost you a bomb. Did you resist the temptation to get a load of drugs and go raving?
3 years ago
somewhere over 1.000 € i think. we split hotel bills and i didn't keep proper track of my cash, so i dunno exactly.
barcelona is crazy when it comes to weed, they smoke EVERYWHERE and if you go partying in the right (wrong) neighbourhood, dealers will literally swarm you, offering anything you can think of.... i was not tempted at all.
3 years ago
I agree with the old german lesbisan You do need to suck more cock Stevie
3 years ago
Did you stay at a couple of different hotels and tour around? I wouldn't trust buying pills or coke over there, you wouldn't know what the fuck your getting, i would have no problem smoking a few joints though, was it good bud?
3 years ago
one hotel in barcelona, did the city thing for a week, then one in sitges, beaching and lazying for another 5 days.. from what i could smell and observe the bud seemed okay, didn't try it.
3 years ago
Sounds fucking ideal.
3 years ago
yeah, after 7 days of barca we were fucking spent, i picked sitges on a whim after reading up a bit beforehand, the minute we got to the hotel it became very clear we made the right choice. awesome place! beautiful beaches, nice inexpensive restaurants, bustling night life, beautiful architecture and THOUSANDS OF GAY DUDES!
3 years ago
they have this one street i dubbed "gay hell" where the pubs and clubs have such nice names as "bukkake" and "the bear bar".... i only dared walking through there once.
3 years ago
Stevie found his paradise
3 years ago
Fuck that, i would rather have stayed in a slum with loads of women around, than have nice restaurants and hotel and queers everywhere. Did you pull any women over there?
3 years ago
Dug is booking a holiday to sitges as we speak.
3 years ago
You know it... got my gay flag packed and ready
3 years ago
i went with my girlfriend, so gays everywhere is perfect.
3 years ago
Sounds like you have some security issues
3 years ago
Yeah that's true, you don't have to worry about cunts trying it on with her.
3 years ago
yep, i'd rather have the guys eyeing me than her.
3 years ago
No truer words ever spoken
3 years ago
Dug made a funny
3 years ago
Everyone is like that when your on holidays with your woman, pissed up fellas trying to fondle her and shit, that would drive any one mad. Imaging if someone tried to your boyfriend Dug.
3 years ago
seriously though, whenever the gay community adopts a place, you just know it has to be nice. gay men are discerning and mostly have taste and standards, so if they swarm a place you can be pretty sure its not the usual run of the mill mediterranean beachside bullshit tourist trap...
3 years ago
And you should always walk around with your arse to the wall.
3 years ago
Uggggh.... sounds like hell on earth
3 years ago
yep kur, especially when it comes to smarmy spaniards or italians or urgh french.
3 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/rbhurQU.jpg
3 years ago
^hell
3 years ago
On the water too.... so not only Homos but the dozens but sharks also.... fuck that
3 years ago
The Spanish are dirty fuckers, someone was telling me that when they were on holidays over there, after the club him and this bird went down onto the beach for a shag. Halfway through it he turned around, and here is a Spaniard wanking off watching them a couple of feet away. Needless to say he jumped off her and punched the head off the cunt.
3 years ago
not only that dug, also MOST OF THE SHARKS ARE GAY TOO!!

*dugsplosion*
3 years ago
Gay Sharks !!!!! what an Obamanation
3 years ago
sex on the beach is highly over-rated

both the cocktail and the act
3 years ago
*abomination
3 years ago
Obama nation, i like it Dug.
3 years ago
But sadly that happens to be the USA at the moment
* DangerousDug sad faces and logs off *
3 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/vwQKDyM.jpg
3 years ago
It would be better if you took a pic of yourself in black face and shopped it on Obama's body, and call Barret Obama. Just an idea.
3 years ago
Haha.
3 years ago
i'd love to see "parapp obama"
3 years ago
I want to pay Fugs to do this.
3 years ago
Skin cells and sanity don't come cheap...
3 years ago
I keep winding this to the point where it explodes....
3 years ago
I have £20 that has your name on it Jugs.
3 years ago
Keep going, I'll be back in a week to see if you've gone high enough.
3 years ago
£30, you gaytard.
3 years ago
ill bet you £30 he's already done this...twice
3 years ago
Jugs has killed for less.
3 years ago
nice ebaums post.
3 years ago
those downvotes are bullshit
3 years ago
already seen.
3 years ago
Those are the three most bruised of all the bruised anuses I've collected since I've joined, mako...

Badges of honor.
3 years ago
ll is definitely a butthurt downvoter. And she had the cheek to try and give me shit about moaning about downvotes
3 years ago
And here you are moaning about downvotes. Deal with it
3 years ago
Check out the uv/dv list on any of my subs mako, and you'll see a clear pattern of whose anuses are sore around here


3 years ago
makodragon
Quote me moaning about a downvote
7 days ago

Way to make it easy for her MD.
Now if only there was an older quote...
3 years ago
it's not my sub you idiot. Do you really think noticing your butthurt downvotes on other peoples subs is the same as bitching about downvotes on my submissions?
3 years ago
^@ LL

I'm sure there is an older quote... and it's probably on someone elses submission.

You can't criticize people for whining about downvotes when you are a butthurt downvoter
3 years ago
Indeed, indeed.
3 years ago
Yep.
3 years ago
Imma go downvote some punky subs.
3 years ago
Hey he hasn't subbed a thing in a month and a half.
Progress?
3 years ago
yeah but don't jinx it!
3 years ago
Are you guys having a row?
* squatface goes back to watching coronation street to learn how to talk like makodragon *
3 years ago
* Sprinkles scans users online list, sees no plumky... *



Phew, close one
3 years ago
Don't be a wanker, squat
3 years ago
That sodding punky is a right arsehole.
3 years ago
Mouthy git, he is
3 years ago
all sixes and sevens
3 years ago
A shitting fucking tit.
3 years ago
* squatface fancies a cupper *
3 years ago
That plumky is a bloody barmy, Billy no-mates
3 years ago
you guys are good. It's like going to my nan & grandads for sunday roast
3 years ago
they hate punky too
3 years ago
'es definitly off 'is onion
3 years ago
the blinkin plonker. His subs are alright though
3 years ago
I 'eard 'e was an uphill gardener to boot
3 years ago
a right shirt-lifter
3 years ago
lol

anything with the word Right makes me laugh
3 years ago
Like my new avy Sprinkles!?
3 years ago
Haha

Nice
3 years ago
I made you one too!

https://i.imgur.com/MYaMC9g.gif
3 years ago
* Magawd auto down votes pigalina and tr bulk because it affects them so much. *
3 years ago
Speak of the butt-hurt devil...


Hey faggie!
3 years ago
@B: Very Monty Pythonish
3 years ago
Can you make the eyes googly?
3 years ago
I gave up, your eyes are like black holes, a glimpse into another dimension where no soul exists.
3 years ago
https://i.imgur.com/QA6dj7z.gif
:(
3 years ago
Damn...

imma keep the first one...
3 years ago
amazing sprinks can fit 5 dicks in his mouth at once, please tell us how you trained.
3 years ago
* Steven_Seagull updates book of cool *
3 years ago
Usually the baloney comes out from his mouth, this was an improvement
3 years ago
no wonder he is so obsessed with team tranny.


He just wants lucky number 7.
3 years ago
Of dicks
3 years ago
yes, i thought that was implied...
3 years ago
Could have been inches :/
3 years ago
you ruin everything.
3 years ago
it's the only thing she's good at
3 years ago
only one mention of the awesome verbosity that is tr_willk?

that's barely even worth reading!
3 years ago
dat verbosity doe
3 years ago
it's affectvie
3 years ago
very affectvie
3 years ago
i miss possum :(
3 years ago
Why so many wieners in here ?
3 years ago
what will possum's next comment number be?
3 years ago
got a problem with weiners boy?
3 years ago
I post a bunch of them myself.... so everyone says anyhow
3 years ago
what percentage of the total material on this site do you think you've posted, "dangerousdug"?
3 years ago
Uhhhhhhh.... 3% ?
3 years ago
that's pretty close
3 years ago
You are gonna give me the exact amount aren't you TR ?
3 years ago
https://i.imgur.com/He4DVEf.gif
3 years ago
LOL.... you are still a bastard Barret
3 years ago
i didn't actually figure out the exact amount, brodug, just an estimation.
3 years ago
I feel ashamed that I know that's smerf's wang on the right :(
3 years ago
The blinding glitter is unmistakable.
3 years ago
You should
3 years ago
That's jaws penis in the middle and queso on the left.
3 years ago
Not sure if disappointed or not that I didn't know Jarz had a penii pix
3 years ago
A mexican, african and ginger penis, only needed a shark penis to be dugs ultimate nightmare.
3 years ago
Watched some of Shark Week last week.... that was a bad idea
3 years ago
Hey Dug?
https://i.imgur.com/kCHy4Fe.jpg
Hot or not?
3 years ago
Hot on land... not hot in water
3 years ago
Hope she is good at blowjobs because she doesn't have any other fuck holes
3 years ago
She's got those soulless sprinkle eyes....
3 years ago
I gave sprinkless my own eyes and he rejected them.

The most precious gift i could give, next to my testicles :(
3 years ago
Dug i just want to inform you, in the name of fairness, that i'm making slightly fun of you in chat.
3 years ago
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