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Trojan fever

man with new bride and trojan fever. I wonder how they'll manage the honeymoon?

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by Squidley

submitted August 7th 2014

105 comments
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I want to stuff this girl in your asshole.
3 years ago
Hopefully not child abuse, btw.
3 years ago
Either way, I bet this image has fueled countless faps for some of those fuckers
3 years ago
no stuffing necessary. i think she'll get sucked in when close enough.
3 years ago
* PunkyBruiser SUPER FAPS!!! *
3 years ago
actually..i just threw up looking at this. I hope it gets deleted.
3 years ago
No you don't.
3 years ago
#RealDoll
3 years ago
Dude's so happy he won the pedo lottery
3 years ago
no doubt he'll celebrate with some photos of prepubescent girls urinating and call it "art"
3 years ago
I can't figure out what's creepier...dudes hairy legs, or his $10,000 flesh light.
3 years ago
I'd actually prefer a fleshlight to her.
3 years ago
MY DICK IS THE SIZE OF HER LEFT ARM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
3 years ago
pic with sign or forever rest your '9er'
3 years ago
NO! 8P
3 years ago
When I'm on my death bed, I'll sub a cock pic. UNTIL THEN...




.....EAT ME FUCKIN' RAW, DUSH!!
3 years ago
I have always wondered what human flesh tastes like..

so I might just take you up on that offer spunky...
3 years ago
Don't worry PB, no one but Oster and Jblob want to see your lil fella.
3 years ago
Omg he's a fucking freak
3 years ago
I thought you approved of this sort of thing?? For the record this midget is in her twentys and he married her. I'm not sure how they're going to do sex but love will find a way. I guess.
3 years ago
Hey punky , how about you stfu'd yourself
3 years ago
@ squidley , I guess doggystyle would work pretty well with her
3 years ago
@fries you reakon? Hed have to be careful not to stick her too deeply. She may be too small to handle him. Very few midgets are as small as this girl is. Bridget Powers can handle a horse dick but not this person.
3 years ago
You fuckin nephew grinding mud eating southern retard shitbird...it's not "do sex"..its "have sex"
3 years ago
* jrob2020 does sex to billy *
3 years ago
Don't Indian's have (on average) smaller penises?
3 years ago
Christ (Gamesh?) I hope so for her sake...
3 years ago
Keep your feet off of the white upholstery, bitch.
3 years ago
Jeez she's tiny. I got bigger chunks of corn in my crap
3 years ago
Any body that decides to use a baby in a 'legalize it' onesie in their avy on this site....is a total fucking freak.


Good day sir
3 years ago
I like the table ornament, what is that , a football?
3 years ago
*soccer
3 years ago
how to be a LEGAL pedophile.
3 years ago
Why is the name of the newspaper in English?
3 years ago
south asian times in english haha.
3 years ago
At least when we let them have the country back they stuck to proper English and not some bastardized version.
3 years ago
I bet she makes a horrible housewife.
3 years ago
Ladders....ladders and step stools everywhere. And annoyingly short steps on stairs.
3 years ago
She couldn't even lift my steak let alone cook it.
3 years ago
Dat voice...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4HMQNl9KrZc
3 years ago
You know you wanna dress her up like one of the chipmunks from Alvin and the Chipmunks.









And then fuck her.
3 years ago
I was thinking about them too.
3 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-RP19fnff_c
3 years ago
make her sing that....
3 years ago
Waitaminute, Alvin and the Chipmunks? Who's that? I was thinking of Chippendales Rescue Ranger. Don't even know what im thinking anymore.
3 years ago
I liked the part where they stripped naked.
3 years ago
Chip N' Dales Rescue Rangers was a good part of my childhood.
3 years ago
That, Ducktales and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
3 years ago
Every time someone brings up TMNT I can only imagine the worst movies made, with the newest one to top them all off, a Michael Bay one.
3 years ago
* Barret childhood faps *

https://i.imgur.com/sunXPpM.png
3 years ago
I'm sure the new Teenage Mutant Megan Fox movie will have lots of cool fight scenes and stuff.
3 years ago
I hope so, but he always manages to ruin something good.
3 years ago
would destroy her asshole with no mercy
3 years ago
Me too, jbro, me too....
3 years ago
needle dicks.
3 years ago
then again i just imagined what she would look like fisting herself.
3 years ago
i would make her sleep in a puppy crate at night,then bring her with me everywhere i went in my lunchbox
3 years ago
its like almost a monkey.
3 years ago
Put her in a baby carrier strapped to your chest. Then make out in public. See how many people hit you
3 years ago
The hitting wouldn't stop me.
3 years ago
lock her in a car on a hot day, times how long it takes to die.
3 years ago
give her a puppy to play with.
3 years ago
Puppy would probably eat her. Not that there's anything wrong with that. Just nature doing nature things.
3 years ago
Sin I assumed people attacking you would just be a turn on :/
3 years ago
The turn off would be the people not hitting me. It ain't a free show if you don't participate.
3 years ago
no its a crazy guy yelling in your face because he wants you to hit him.
3 years ago
you fags wouldnt do any of those things..you'd all be sitting there with your thumb up your ass talking shit on MS
3 years ago
"puppy crate"


* possum snorks *
3 years ago
She seems pretty happy in spite of it all.
3 years ago
lol he could tie her on his belly upside down and wear a jacket so no one would notice her giving him head
3 years ago
Must get depressing having to wear the clothes of a 2yr old all the time
3 years ago
+29 ....has this one kinda backfired for you squidley ?
3 years ago
I aim to please fries. Sometimes I do sometimes I don't.
3 years ago
So what happens if she has a baby? It bursts out like an insect?
3 years ago
Theres no way she could carry a baby. Some midget women can but not this midget. Bridget Powers has three or four kids.
3 years ago
Her reproductive organs probably aren't functionally developed. If they were, and she got pregnant accidentally... she'd be like a live grenade.
3 years ago
He's about to use a trojan on that tiny bitch.
3 years ago
I doubt it. She can't handle a dick. Tiny though she is there are some forms of sex she could handle. Lets have some serious discussion s to what kinds of sexual activity this girl could handle.
3 years ago
Well. Bjs seems out of the question, just look at those chompers
3 years ago
pit job?
3 years ago
if she tried to do oral shed chock to death. Her vagina is too small and so is her anus. Right off the bat she could watch while you erked off and she herself could be pleasured orally and digitally. As far as I can tell thats about it.
3 years ago
I believe I'd have to find another girlfriend or wife.
3 years ago
Stick to erking off.
3 years ago
He could have a really tiny dick too
3 years ago
Break out her big chompers with a hammer and fuck her face. Problem solved.
3 years ago
Every problem can be solved with violence. Temporarily
3 years ago
Demon rape role playing.
That smile on her face isn't there for no reason.
3 years ago
I just beat off to online porn.

Is that what you meant by being pleasured digitally?
3 years ago
even a dick that normal people would say was tiny, is probably still pretty fucking humongous to her. win!
3 years ago
Exactly LL, it worked in the north. It's all rainbows and hugs up there now.
3 years ago
Hamster bestiality? Hamsters would tear her up hardcore
3 years ago
She has to be accompanied in pet shops in case she gets gang raped by a pack of rats
3 years ago
what county you in, Kurupt?
3 years ago
Korea
3 years ago
East or west?
3 years ago
Somewhere in the middle.
3 years ago
Are you really in korea? What are you doing over there?
3 years ago
No md i'm still in Ireland.No way i'd go to fucking Korea, i hear Dennis Rodman goes there.
3 years ago
Wow squidley really is a perverted fuck
3 years ago
Hey shes of age.
3 years ago
Shut up Pedo.
3 years ago
Squidley how do you think they do the sex ?
3 years ago
I don't think she does sex.
3 years ago
Cheeky little cunt.
3 years ago
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