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Waking Up Horny

Chick coming out of anesthesia after dental work

funny

by DangerousDug

submitted July 30th 2014

167 comments
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3 years ago
if poss knew how to spell fucking dreamy as shit ryan gosling's name right i would've found this much faster
3 years ago
when it comes to ryan gosling i think GG's "would" sums it up best
3 years ago
anesthesia would have been a good tag
3 years ago
Or repost
3 years ago
Yeah that one would be good too, but still wouldn't help you find it
3 years ago
shitty tags are the sole reason i repost things.
3 years ago
Older than the internet
3 years ago
i remember sitting next to my ex when she woke up from wisdom tooth anesthesia.... there was a lot of "i love you" and me holding her down forcefully cuz she was insisting on being fine and wanting to get up with out having any control over her body whatsoever.
the next two days were just her crying, bleeding from her mouth and giving the worlds worst bj's
3 years ago
women usually don't do well with anesthesia. at least in my experience.
3 years ago
uhm, newsflash: anesthesia and spiking a drink with roofies is not the same thing
3 years ago
If you get dry socket after having a molar out, that's some sore shit.
3 years ago
nigga please. roofies are for amateurs.

men knock a bitch out caveman style and take her back to the rape cave.
3 years ago
That's a weird thing to call your mothers house.
3 years ago
i don't have a name for that place
3 years ago
i used to call my old place "cape rave"


true story.
3 years ago
faggot
3 years ago
(funny part is where none of my stories tonight have been true)
3 years ago
including that one...SO IT IS TRUE
3 years ago
Gullception
3 years ago
tonight we're learning about the epimenides paradox...
3 years ago
where's tr when you need him?
3 years ago
Or at least how dull you are without drink.
3 years ago
or am i on beer no. 5 ???
3 years ago
who knows? maybe i rolled up some marijuana and smoked it like a cigarette?

or shoved some black tar up my anus?

what would be the difference?
3 years ago
So just dull in general ( Dullgull)
3 years ago
you just bummed you had to look up epimenides....

embrace learning new things, don't dread it.
3 years ago
I didn't look it up, it sounds boring as fuck, especially if you recommended it.
3 years ago
learning new stuff, gaining new knowledge and relating it to the stuff you already know is probably the greatest thing about being human.

but i guess in ireland touching an electrified fence or a hot stove 20 times in a row is a solid night's entertainment...
3 years ago
reply to me and go

BRRzzzTTT
3 years ago
Or sitting in on a computer, communicating with intellectuals like yourself.
3 years ago
i would say the greatest thing about being human is opposable thumbs
3 years ago
and then LEGO's
3 years ago
meh... apes have thumbs.
3 years ago
no contest on the Lego though.
3 years ago
yeah...but can they truly enjoy legos? i think not

plus they don't understand TMZ so they can't get all the juicy gossip on todays favorite celebs.
3 years ago
building the lone ranger lego train set with my nephew was prolly one of the funnest times i had this year.
3 years ago
For you maybe, but i'd say you bored the fuck out of the little fella.
3 years ago
no.

it was one of many many many funny times i had this year.


god i love my life.
3 years ago
and then smashing apart the builds with your action figures (or "Collectible Figurines" as Sprinkles calls them) only to rebuild
3 years ago
legos

the never-ending circle of creation and destruction. it's the childhood version of GodMode
3 years ago
Do the shops sell the 12.5 gram boxes of tobacco in Germany, with skins and filters included? And what price are they, do you know?
3 years ago
i shot guns, rode rollercoasters, went to concerts and sports events, danced, drank, fell in love, went on holidays, met up with old friends.... this year was all kinds of awesome so far.

also there was legos!
3 years ago
concerts and the concert going experience are easily two of the most overrated things in existence. but to each their own.
3 years ago
smallest is 20 or 25 grams, no boxes, just pouches with only tobacco, somewhere between 4 and 6 € depending on the brand.
3 years ago
"Lets go listen to a fucked up version of that awesome and well produced studio sound while all the faggots around me stand up and block my view of the performance from my seat"

and don't even get me started on the numbnuts who singalong. fuck. i don't pay to hear your drunk karaoke version.
3 years ago
now im fucking angry

fuck you, steven.
3 years ago
Fuck that i went to see the prodigy a few week ago, and it was fucking electric.
3 years ago
a) if you sit during a concert you're doing it wrong

b) i'm 1,90m (6#2 imperial flabergaggles) so there's not all that many ppl that can block my view

c) good bands sound good live as well

d) proper sound set-up and you'll only hear the stuff coming from the speakers

e)fun times!!!
3 years ago
Yeah they sell the pouches of 25 gram and 12.5 gram over here. but over the past few years they do it in a fag box for all the world with rizla and filters, and it costs €5.50 a 25 gram is €10. So how much is 20 smokes?
3 years ago
i'm 6'2" as well and don't need to stand up to enjoy myself. it's fucking music, not a spiritual revival where we need to throw our hands up and think we understand the deeper meaning of life because some cunt wrote a song about how his girlfriend left him.
3 years ago
pack of 20 smokes, again depending on the brand, is somewhere between 4,4o and 5,20 €
3 years ago
and fuck you for having seen prodigy, i missed em twice
3 years ago
Roughly €9.80 over here what a fucking rob.
3 years ago
do they set fire to anything during a live performance of fire starter?
3 years ago
yes, it is fucking music. you dance to music, you sing along with music, you feel music, it's not a passive form of entertainment like theater or movies. if you treat it as such, as stated, you're doing it wrong.
3 years ago
No fires, but the gig was fucking brilliant, in a massive marquee. They did all the old tracks even as far back as experience right up to invaders must die. Then came back on stage and did a four track encore.
3 years ago
@kur: 10€ for a 20 pack of smokes... are you shitting me?
3 years ago
i don't dance to music and it can be a passive form of entertainment.

i don't slap Spotify on in the background of my laptop so i can mosh in my living room while surfing yahoo news.
3 years ago
i hate you so much right now!
3 years ago
that was for kur, that prodigy thing got me super jelly.
3 years ago
i figured as much. i don't think you'd intentionally try to hurt my feelings.
3 years ago
Haha. But i still have to pay €10 for every box of smokes.
3 years ago
I HOPE THEY MARK UP YOUR SMOKES TO A HUNDRED € A PACK YOU WANNABE PROVO FAGGOT.......

* Steven_Seagull mumbles something about fucking prodigy *
3 years ago
And on the prodigy website they said no tour of Germany, cause it's a fucking dump.
3 years ago
oohhhhhhh
3 years ago
where's jawz when you need him to hold the phone wrong while recording this and yelling "worldstar"
3 years ago
17th of august, hockenheim, germany.

your argument is dushanmandik
3 years ago
Where is Aka these days? Did he finally go on a rampage and kill a bunch of people?
3 years ago
probably locked up for putting spycams in preschool bathrooms
3 years ago
jail. illegal guns and/ or kiddie porn....
3 years ago
Did you get the ticket for the prodigy already? How much are they?
3 years ago
so... you seen 'em in cork?
3 years ago
Yep
3 years ago
it's a festival and i'll be on holiday til the 15th, so no way....
3 years ago
I wouldn't say they have that many tours left in them, they are all pushing on.
3 years ago
well, looking over their 2014 sched it's mostly festival gigs which means 90 minute shows at best, they get their asses pampered everywhere they go and they make fucking electronica, so no one apart from the shouters (maxim and keith) is doing any real work, i guess they have at least another 10 years in them. the bigger question is can they come up with decent new material or will they go the metallica/ acdc/ stones route and just keep on playing their same old classics?
3 years ago
Yeah they were at least 2 hrs at the gig i was at, and 2 dj's on before them playing oldskool techno and drum and bass. They did start going the heavy metal route on always outnumbered never out gunned. But they went back to their routes with invaders must die. And even if the do keep playing old stuff people will still go and see them. The age range at the gig was from teens up to guys in their late 40's early 50's.
3 years ago
well, that's a single billing gig at a smallish venue for you... going the festival/ big show way is so much easier for bands in a way cuz hysteria and mass dynamics will create half the atmosphere and really half the experience for you. think about it, when was the last time you heard about a stones/ metallica/one direction club gig? so much more work! and yes, of course ppl will still go see prodigy, but the question is will they see something new?
if you saw the stones in 94 theres no reason at all to see em again in 2014... i just hope it wont be like that for them.
3 years ago
Sometimes i feel a single billing gig is better.The atmosphere was built up by good dj's before hand. Plus the prodigy kept us waiting an extra hour before the took the stage, so everyone was buzzing Going to a festival and listening to sounds you don't like can be boring. A friend of mine went to see oasis when they were big and the prodigy were the support band. And everyone came out of the gig talking about the prodigy, they blew oasis away.Well all i know is i would go back and see them again if they played tomorrow.
3 years ago
you ever wondered what samples and how much work go into a prodigy song? check this out, you might like it, almost 10 minutes, but well worth your time:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eU5Dn-WaElI
3 years ago
nini, buddies
3 years ago
Laters.
3 years ago
I am still too noob to get away with wishing him a pleasant farewell, I think, but that has not stopped me yet. Later Steven.
3 years ago
That was well worth the time, fucking sweet.
3 years ago
TWHS
3 years ago
nice 1996 tech throwback birdhead
3 years ago
6 minutes, Duggie Fresh you're on.
3 years ago
Put your Bally's on.
3 years ago
see what happens when you think you're on a roll, dug?
3 years ago
I can't see who pressed the "I'm gay as fuck" button...but I'm sure my quotation marks are pretty spot on.
3 years ago
You don't even know
3 years ago
It's either...

jrob, Jenbirdy, smerf, gully, oster, or yak. I hate this.
3 years ago
Maybe it was me
3 years ago
who's "me"?
3 years ago
Mucho is a clunky mo-fo at the moment. It needs some hard-core dusting desperately.
3 years ago
True, who is "me"?
3 years ago
*a
3 years ago
Guess what movie in watching, woman?
3 years ago
*I'm
3 years ago
It is probably I Don't Care
3 years ago
*PART 2
3 years ago
*FART
3 years ago
* PunkyBruiser pauses "Porky's" and takes a horse-dump *
3 years ago
You should have watched sharknado 2
3 years ago
YOU SHOULD ROT IN HELL FOR SUGGESTING THAT MOVIE
3 years ago
You are not a man
3 years ago
I don't get what you mean Punky from the beginning of this thread
3 years ago
Fly into BNA, and I'll show your fat-ass other wise.
3 years ago
*unfortunately
3 years ago
EAT ME, DUG.
3 years ago
I'll pay for the ticket if you tape and sub you and PB fornicating, Toast.
3 years ago
NO...DON'T
3 years ago
Man up.
3 years ago
Man down. =(
3 years ago
Great, now I'll just end up sucking myself off. Thanks, CB. 8(
3 years ago
well.........enjoy. (?)
3 years ago
I get SO sick off sucking myself off.
3 years ago
You're Smegma Intolerant
3 years ago
my smegma smells like dirty soccer girl socks. 8)
3 years ago
Sorry..my new Lumia 1020 finally died. It's been a fuckin' beast so far. 8P
3 years ago
good.
3 years ago
:(
3 years ago
hello
3 years ago
Howdy poss
3 years ago
hello
3 years ago
How goes things
3 years ago
hello?
3 years ago
Is it me you're looking for
3 years ago
Hello?
I'm Sorry
3 years ago
Fuck yak!
3 years ago
And I mean it!
3 years ago
Yak sucks big hairy donkey balls.
3 years ago
Just putting that out there...
3 years ago
hello sporty
3 years ago
He's about the right height so he doesn't even need to bend over to lick the balls...pretty sure his nose would be right in a donkeys asshole while he licked the ball sack.
3 years ago
Short little fuck wad.
3 years ago
hiya Poss!!
3 years ago
what is your real first name, sporty?
3 years ago
Harley.
3 years ago
no really - i need to know -I'm subbing on themes these days
3 years ago
Ummm...nope
3 years ago
i hope it's Bill
3 years ago
It probably isn't.
3 years ago
what the sam hill's going on round here gents
3 years ago
you are not helping
3 years ago
I'd like your name to be Bill as well
3 years ago
Hiya Billy!
3 years ago
oh thanks fuckin possum.
3 years ago
me?





hello?
3 years ago
Y'all fuck off while I go to bed.
3 years ago
hello sporty sir!
3 years ago
* BILLYMAYSHERE is currently listening to abba zabba no thanks to pesky rodentia *
3 years ago
* TheAllMightyToaster muchos from bed *
3 years ago
i need to sub lotsa vids to make it to 3000 - tonight ima doing bill and billy
3 years ago
meh - fuckit
3 years ago
♪ ♫ there is something something da da daaaa F E R N A N D O ♪ ♫
3 years ago
Post some guinea pigs
3 years ago
post some little baby vaggies and titties purdy please
3 years ago
i really do like ABBA btw - almost the perfect pop band....too bad Bjorn wasnt named Billy though
3 years ago
billy svennersonsen
3 years ago
i had some cousins out in idaho...they were my age and they were on an ABBA kick..i thought holy christ,are you gay?
turns out one of them was.
That being said...yeah i can definitely appreciate what they brought to the world
3 years ago
* smerf dances *
3 years ago
nothing wrong with pure power pop
3 years ago
You people are gay
3 years ago
drugged or not, that doc is hot
3 years ago
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