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My neighbors cat

A mans cat his had kittens and his neighbor wanted one. Heres why

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by Squidley

submitted July 26th 2014

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My neighbors cat
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Piss off.
3 years ago
Yeah
3 years ago
Sporty sux
3 years ago
Go drink some pepsi and hit your fleshlight or something!
3 years ago
*cat
3 years ago
You're gay and your muchoday is gay
3 years ago
I couldn't agree more.
3 years ago
fuck that wigger-bitch mother fucker!!
3 years ago
J2 IS A GOD DAMN FAGGOT BITCH!!!
3 years ago
idiot
3 years ago
EAT MY BUTT-HOLE, JROB...YOU WHITE TRASH PIECE OF SHIT!!!
3 years ago
FUCK YOU, GULLY..YOU MUSTARD HEAD!

http://muchosucko.com/123574/COOL-GUY-TIPS
3 years ago
That better be "classic yellow" in your hair, you nazi-faggot!!
3 years ago
you Steve Jobs lookin' mother fucker.
3 years ago
at least i'm not an idiot.


unlike you.


idiot.
3 years ago
omg...you "got me". You ROCK!!!
3 years ago
YEAH..I'M AN IDIOT, GULLY...A FUCKING GOD DAMN IDIOT.
3 years ago
EAT ME RAW.
3 years ago
*NIGGER
3 years ago
idiot
3 years ago
What....
3 years ago
ROT IN HELL!!!!
3 years ago
Neighbours
3 years ago
You can stfu me when you all learn proper English
3 years ago
Fucking retards
3 years ago
Missing vowels out of words is not inventing a new language...It's a sign of idleness
3 years ago
You bone idle fuckers
3 years ago
You are inefficient.
3 years ago
And redundant.
3 years ago
So you improved word efficiency by approx 8% ??
3 years ago
whiskey
3 years ago
Ya.

^33%
3 years ago
Fuk u.
3 years ago
Oh so now you're missing out consonants
3 years ago
EFFICIENCY!
3 years ago
How about you make the same efficiency cuts on you population
3 years ago
Like you're one to talk, chubster
3 years ago
I already improved my efficiency
3 years ago
Please. You retards have like 60 million gimps packed on that fuckin island who worship a puppet who I'm convinced has been dead for ten tears and stuffed with feathers and filled with automatronics to make it move.

I'd bang pippa though.
3 years ago
I wouldn't worry about Olde English anyway, fries. Last time I was in your neighBOR hood it was 1/4 Muzzies.

As-salamu alaykum, motherfucker.
3 years ago
Since when we're you in my territory
3 years ago
It's mainly polish here
3 years ago
You're close to Cheshire...
3 years ago
Kjirk, I assume you mean Her Majesty The Queen?
While I acknowledge our Queen, I do not worship her.If you're gonna talk worship, then you Americans, with your all enveloping belief in God (a completely fictional, and unsubstantiated character) can fuck right off!
3 years ago
"Thank God for this..." "The Lord doth provide us..."

Seriously, fuck off.
3 years ago
Then, who's going to save the Queen?
3 years ago
Nobody, she's near the end of her reign. Nobody can interfere with the processes of nature.
3 years ago
i'll interfere with her process of nature
3 years ago
You'll do no such thing!
3 years ago
If there was a God, I'd want him to keep Prince Philip going, he's a star.
3 years ago
she was hot back during WW2
3 years ago
well she was hotter.

Hot is pushing it a bit.
3 years ago
At least she did her bit. Unlike that French cunt of a president, who ran away to London at the first sign of trouble. And then insisted at being at the head of the liberation parade after the war. Cowardly French cunt.
3 years ago
I disagree with Britain being in the war, up until they began killing Jews, which might not have happened if they didn't get involved in the war in the first place.
3 years ago
We lost a lot of really nice medieval half-timber houses and architecture
3 years ago
now we've got council estates and muzzies
3 years ago
...we could maybe make some room for you guys in...I dunno...Idaho or somewhere....
3 years ago
ya, idaho...or FUCKING CANADA
3 years ago
they're americas hat
3 years ago
and we know how much possum loves hats
3 years ago
at least they spell words stupidly up in that neighborhood
3 years ago
You're right, mako, we lost stuff that was older than the entire American history.
3 years ago
we invented history
3 years ago
*stole
3 years ago
You invented 'your' history, which is far different to everybody else...
3 years ago
* possum napalms fugs patio *
3 years ago
Jesus was the first king of America according to their history book, the bible
3 years ago
Like you invented computers and captured the Enigma machine, and won the war...
3 years ago
....and Mohammed will be yours in about 2 generations...
3 years ago
napalm: invented in Merka
3 years ago
hey guys......have you ever been to the moon?








didnt think so!

merka 598457385602356
everyone else 3.234
3 years ago
And the Earth is only 6000 years old, and the fossils were put there by God, to test our beliefs...
3 years ago
Hey america, ever been to the year 1775?
3 years ago
^effing anglicans
3 years ago
9.11
3 years ago
Hey jrob, what have you done on the moon that is worthwhile?
3 years ago
only penetrated it with the awesomeness of the mrkan flag
3 years ago
TAKE THAT MOON
3 years ago
England - the only country to invent a new religion cause it's king wanted to bone other women
3 years ago
YOU'RE NEXT JUPITER!!
3 years ago
Sorry, UK....no lunar colony for you. =(
3 years ago
We'll name our first lunar pub the Spitting Brit if it's any consolation...
3 years ago
whew
3 years ago
I've rubbed my balls on American soil.
3 years ago
Virgin Islands?
3 years ago
Was that not a cool thing to do, poss? I'm the king, so I can!
3 years ago
honestly - that was pretty awesome
3 years ago
I have too, mako. And I've pissed on it.
3 years ago
i would vote for him
3 years ago
If I was king, I'd invent a religion just to piss off the religionists.
3 years ago
LRon beat you to it
3 years ago
okay fugs and MD - where ya been in Merka?
3 years ago
Britain:Colonizes USA
USA: Colonizes Liberia
3 years ago
Maybe so, but as the king, I could insist on people following it.
3 years ago
hey - Liberia was all Abe's idea - my ancestors were still fighting Barret's for cod tongues and butter back then
3 years ago
I've only visited Georgia, Florida, North and South Carolina and Tennessee.
3 years ago
I went to Florida. So probably not very representative of America
3 years ago
jeebus - no wonder you have such a silly view of the states fugs
3 years ago
why would you come all the way to merka and visit the south? :(
3 years ago
I once walked all the way from my brother's house in Georgia to South Carolina. Walked... not drove.
3 years ago
The South will rise again!
3 years ago
the american south is where we keep all the tards so they dont mess with our good time
3 years ago
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
3 years ago
Turncoat!
3 years ago
Fuck off, they have better weather, and more V8s...
3 years ago
the vegetable drink?
3 years ago
better weather?
have you been there in the summer?
3 years ago
yeah, alright. Understandable
3 years ago
Houston almost killed me: Death By Humidity
3 years ago
its the same here...you walk out the front door.....pouring sweat within 5 minutes
3 years ago
I actually felt a little guilty when I saw what Cherokee had been reduced to by the 'modern' people.
3 years ago
the Jeep?
3 years ago
Wallow in your white guilt.
3 years ago
jrob, I was last there at the front end of July, I know humidity. :)
3 years ago
dont look here for sympathy towards the Natives, fugs - in sodak they are like the arabs with more drunken rages and less towels on their heads
3 years ago
As soon as I can afford it, I will be getting back to the US.
3 years ago
try the dakotas, or the coasts

funfun!
3 years ago
jelly
3 years ago
colorado's pretty nice.the legal weed is just an added bonus
3 years ago
I intended going to Sioux Falls last time I was there (when hockeybrit was on here). but I ran out of time and money.
3 years ago
Don't forget to stop by Zzyzx, CA.
3 years ago
jrob, I gave up weed when my best buddy died, I used to get it all from him :( Almost 20 years without dope...
3 years ago
sioux falls is a boring place, but it IS a pretty good ad for the states in general- it's kind of like south canada without all the moose or yaks
3 years ago
weed...not even once
3 years ago
haha - yeah, i thought i might be addicted to the evil weed way back when...then it got hard to find for a while...

/addiction
3 years ago
i'm off to find more on the beach subs
3 years ago
I'm off to research the insides of my eyelids.

It's 03:16 here...
3 years ago
i took a HUGE ol MikeBeez in the tower london
3 years ago
you fuckin limeys are ok in my book
3 years ago
We are in mine too.

Well, some of us.
3 years ago
G'night all.
3 years ago
you all should move off that soggy backwards island to 'Merika
3 years ago
wake up healthy!
3 years ago
please ignore america's half-wits like jrube and dushymandingo
3 years ago
beach subs are where it's at
3 years ago
i dont think you can top the old guy wang one....should probably end it on a high note
3 years ago
goodnight fugs

at jrob - i am immune to penis faggotry

- is that really a thing?
3 years ago
ima just subbing beach stuff currently, with or without dongs
3 years ago
Dongless please
3 years ago
we shall see
3 years ago
Poss, I sold my lesabre. I thought it would be best if you heard it from me
3 years ago
yu bastard
3 years ago
I bought beer and cheese curds though so there's always that.
3 years ago
2 days into a 6 week vacation and I might have made a few wrong moves already.
3 years ago
I don't think this Laura Branigan tattoo is going to make much sense soon.
3 years ago
Consider it a tribute tat...
3 years ago
*backpiece
3 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/n3YrhV7.jpg
3 years ago
six week vacation?

you suck. your company sucks. do i need to bring up canada?

ive been here at the same damn place since 1995 (almost 2 decades if you dont count those 2 years in the system)

i still only get 4 weeks per year
3 years ago
I get 6....you're getting hosed.
3 years ago
okay i got distracted by the laura branigan thing
3 years ago
If I were you, I'd march into Mr. Smith's office on Monday and set this right.
3 years ago
she was even hotter than Dale Bozzio
3 years ago
4 weeks is what the slaves were given
3 years ago
I just looked her on imgur....she was sort of striking.
3 years ago
dale?
3 years ago
* ClaudeBallz braces for a Laura Brannigan barrage of music vids. *
3 years ago
meh - theres only the one, cat
3 years ago
are you sure bout that
3 years ago
i just lieked the unneccessary key changes tbh
3 years ago
from DB?
3 years ago
LB
3 years ago
I only get 6 weeks because I'm partner in my company poss.I wont pay myself wages while I'm off, just profits.
3 years ago
why do i get the feeling that i am living a Geico ad atm?
3 years ago
...speaking of girls who border right on the edge of attractive..
3 years ago
Are geico ads the ones with flo? I'd totally let her.
3 years ago
I was talking about the Gecko....
3 years ago
frog protection?
3 years ago
AHA!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p8-pP4VboBk
3 years ago
Sweet sufferings!
3 years ago
meh - no key changes
3 years ago
Ya, but the eyebrows!
3 years ago
I plan on spending some of my vacay driving across canada rescuing the canadian female mucho members from their captors.
3 years ago
Maybe yak too
3 years ago
You're going to have to bypass yak's armed guards at his fortified mansion.
3 years ago
*dead Coy fish and a hungry cat
3 years ago
Someone was a bit sensitive me making fun of the queen.

I like the rage and all Jugs, but telling me to fuck off just isn't very nice.
3 years ago
6 weeks?...thats practically a month and a half
3 years ago
Fuck you, squat.
3 years ago
Well this thread all looked fun
3 years ago
Damnit, you Brits ruin everything.
3 years ago
...... I'll leave the door unlocked
3 years ago
I'd have thought a man of your character would be able to withstand the occasional 'fuck off', Kjirk.



Even if Picard was the better captain...
3 years ago
It hurts coming from you, Jugs. You know, from our "past".
3 years ago
Gay
3 years ago
+I'm
3 years ago
btw - Janeway was best captain
3 years ago
*4 you
3 years ago
Great, thanks poss
3 years ago
:(
3 years ago
Hush your mouth, poss, Picard was by far the best captain.
3 years ago
7 of 9 was on her crew, therefore: best captain
3 years ago
Hmmm...
3 years ago
...she gets the nod by simple assimilation...
3 years ago
okay - i'm off to see if my lesabre will start
3 years ago
Three pumps on the gas first?
3 years ago
Buy a better car first?
3 years ago
I think I need a better car. Yesterday, one of the headlamps fell off my beetle, it was just swinging in the breeze on its' wires :(
3 years ago
LeSabre's always start.
3 years ago
Picard.
Sisko.
Pike.
Janeway.
Kirk.
Archer.
3 years ago
janeway
pike
picard
sisko
archer
cheney
3 years ago
Who the hell?
Doesn't matter.
No one is worse then Archer.
3 years ago
i never watched a single complete episode of ArcherTrek
3 years ago
now if that was Lada...
3 years ago
Do something horrible to her pussy?
3 years ago
It's ok, it was a child molester
3 years ago
And black people are not....
3 years ago
I was expecting a "bleeding pussy" joke from you people by now.
3 years ago
Too easy.
3 years ago
I'm also expecting a joke from that, too.
3 years ago
you kinda ruined the moment
3 years ago
The moment was ruined when Squidley submitted something.
3 years ago
arf
3 years ago
too soon
3 years ago
Never
3 years ago
Happy Mucho day jroob
3 years ago
repost....but the og was probably deleted by some fag whose name rhymes with blirk
3 years ago
that mirk guy enlarged my colonic area by almost 9000 %
3 years ago
thank god he was jewish
3 years ago
yall prob think ima kidding, huh?
3 years ago
oh look its jnoob's turd muchoday
3 years ago
Is that "Scott Disick"?
3 years ago
*Bizarro
3 years ago
Squidley - this is not really my thing, as I hate cruelty to animals, but it is effed up enough to be here, so I UV'd anyway.
3 years ago
I used to live next door to this cunt of a human who I'd see beating the shit out of his wife and kid on an almost daily basis. One day a saw him nailing his dogs puppys to the fence, I got a 3 month holiday out of it and he got councelling and some cool psyco people drugs.
3 years ago
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